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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Carpenters that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 252 misheard song lyrics for Carpenters on amIright currently.
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"(There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For the holidays you can't be home sweet home
Original Lyrics:
For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home
"(There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For the holidays, it can't be home sweet home
Original Lyrics:
For the holidays, you can't beat home sweet home
"(There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a man who lives in Paris, France
Original Lyrics:
I met a man who lives in Tennessee
"(There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pennsylvania and some holy pumpkin pie
Original Lyrics:
Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they sprinkled corn flakes in your hair
Original Lyrics:
And they sprinkled gold dust in your hair
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they sprinkled minus in your hair.
Original Lyrics:
And the sprinkled stardust in your hair.
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they sprinkled parkas in your hair.
Original Lyrics:
And they sprinkled stardust in your hair.
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they sprinkled walnuts in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
And they sprinkled stardust in your hair.
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they sprinkled moondust in her hair
and gave her eyes of blue
and gave her eyes of blue
or
And they sprinkled walnuts in her hair
and gave her eyes of two
and gave her eyes of two
or
And they sprinkled walnuts in her hair
and gave her eyes of two
and gave her eyes of two
Original Lyrics:
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.
And starlight in your eyes of blue.
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like me
they long to pee
close to you
they long to pee
close to you
Original Lyrics:
Just like me
they long to be
close to you
they long to be
close to you
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So they sprinkled goldness in your hair
And golden starlight in your eyes of blue.
And golden starlight in your eyes of blue.
Original Lyrics:
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.
And starlight in your eyes of blue.
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So they sprinkled mood dust in your hair of gold
And demonic light in your eyes of blue.
And demonic light in your eyes of blue.
Original Lyrics:
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.
And starlight in your eyes of blue.
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair
And gold and starlight in your eyes of blue.
And gold and starlight in your eyes of blue.
Original Lyrics:
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.
And starlight in your eyes of blue.
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So they sprinkled moondust in your hair
And golden starlight in your eyes of blue.
And golden starlight in your eyes of blue.
Original Lyrics:
So they sprinkled moondust in your hair
Of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue.
Of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue.
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So they sprinkeld gold dust in your head
A golden starlight in your eyes of blue
A golden starlight in your eyes of blue
or
So they sprinkled sawdust in your hair
A gold and starlight in your ice of blue
A gold and starlight in your ice of blue
or
So they sprinkled sawdust in your hair
A gold and starlight in your ice of blue
A gold and starlight in your ice of blue
Original Lyrics:
So they sprinkled moon-dust
In your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue
In your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So, they sprinkled morass in your hair.
Original Lyrics:
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair.
"(They Long To Be) Close To You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sprinkled "gloomis" in your hair and golden starlight in your eyes of blue
Original Lyrics:
Sprinkled moondust in your hair..
"(They Long To Be) Close to You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the day that you were born Hell's Angels got together
Original Lyrics:
On the day that you were born the angels got together
"(They Long to Be) Close to You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time you hold me?
Original Lyrics:
Every time you are near?
"(They Long to Be) Close to You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So they sprinkle moondance in your hair
Original Lyrics:
So they sprinkle moondust in your hear
"(They Long to Be) Close to You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do bars suddenly appear?
Original Lyrics:
Why do birds suddenly appear?
"(They Long to Be) Close to You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do birch suddenly appear?
Original Lyrics:
Why do birds suddenly appear?
"(They Long to Be) Close to You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do nerds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Every time you are near?
Original Lyrics:
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Every time you are near?
"(They Long to Be) Close to You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do turds suddenly appear?
Original Lyrics:
Why do birds suddenly appear?
"(They Long to Be) Close to You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does Burns suddenly appear?
Original Lyrics:
Why do birds suddenly appear?
As in George Burns
"(They Long to Be) Close to You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does dirt suddenly appear?
Original Lyrics:
Why do birds suddenly appear?
"(Want You) Back in My Life Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want you back in my life again.
I don't want to be a romantic whim.
I don't want to be a romantic whim.
Original Lyrics:
Want you back in my life again.
I don't want to be your remember when.
I don't want to be your remember when.
"All You Get From Love Is A Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the best love songs are written with a broken arm.
Original Lyrics:
Because the best love songs are written with a broken heart.
"All You Get From Love Is A Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to cover my hide like an ocean breeze.
Original Lyrics:
Love took over my heart like an ocean breeze.
"All You Get From Love Is A Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a dirty old chain.
Original Lyrics:
It's a dirty old shame.
"All You Get From Love Is A Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like sailing on a sailing ship to Norway
Original Lyrics:
Like sailing on a sailing ship to nowhere
"All You Get From Love Is A Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like sailing on a sailing ship with no air
Original Lyrics:
Like sailing on a sailing ship to nowhere
"All You Get From Love Is a Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the best love songs will leave you with a broken heart.
Original Lyrics:
Because the best love songs are written with a broken heart.
I also thought the ship was sailing to Norway...
"Because We Are In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can die because we are in love.
Original Lyrics:
You and I, because we are in love.
"Beechwood 4-5789"
Misheard Lyrics:
344-5789
Original Lyrics:
Beechwood Four Five Seven Eight Nine
"Beechwood 4-5789"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beechwood Foreside Senetrate Nine
Original Lyrics:
Beechwood Four Five Seven Eight Nine
"Bless The Beasts And The Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Recipes for the children.
Original Lyrics:
Bless the beasts and the children.
"Bless the Beasts and Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the world
Original Lyrics:
Keep them warm
"Bless the Beasts and Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For endless world they have no boys
Original Lyrics:
For in this world they have no voice
"Bless the Beasts and Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For in this world they have no boys
Original Lyrics:
For in this world they have no voice
"Bless the Beasts and Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give them shelter from the store
Original Lyrics:
Give them shelter from the storm
"Bless the Beasts and Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep kids safe
Original Lyrics:
Keep them safe
"Bless the Beasts and Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep them spayed
Original Lyrics:
Keep them safe
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling hockey pucks of interplanetary craft.
Original Lyrics:
Calling occupants of interplanetary craft.
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling occupants of interplanetary crap
Original Lyrics:
Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling octopus of interplanetary craft.
Original Lyrics:
Calling occupants of interplanetary craft.
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling octopus, a picture planet terry craft
Original Lyrics:
Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To send the message: We declare will contact Dave
Original Lyrics:
To send the message: We declare World Contact Day
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been observing Europe.
Original Lyrics:
We've been observing your Earth.
"Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With your mind you have ability to form
And transmit fart energy far beyond the norm.
And transmit fart energy far beyond the norm.
Original Lyrics:
With your mind you have ability to form
And transmit thought energy far beyond the norm.
And transmit thought energy far beyond the norm.
"Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'd like to make a contract with you
Original Lyrics:
And we'd like to make a contact with you
"Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling doctor pants, calling doctor pants.
Original Lyrics:
Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
"Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please let us tell a policeman
Original Lyrics:
Please interstellar policemen
"Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To send the message: Weedy Clare will contact Dave
Original Lyrics:
To send the message: We declare World Contact Day
"Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Total pass messages through the bathroom door.
Original Lyrics:
To telepath messages through the vast unknown.
Great song. Adds a different side to The Carpenters' music.
"Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been observing your words
Original Lyrics:
We've been observing your Earth
"Calling Ocupants Of Interplanetary Craft" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
calling occupants of interplanetary crap
Original Lyrics:
calling occupants of interplanetary craft
"Christmas Waltz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's filled his sleigh with kids
Original Lyrics:
He's filled his sleigh with things
"First Snowfall"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a good old Santa never sees the rain
Original Lyrics:
It's the good old sentimental season when
"First Snowfall"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a joy for a boy to be old
Original Lyrics:
What a joy for a boy to behold
"For All We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's take a night time to see
Original Lyrics:
Let's take a lifetime to see
"For All We Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stranglers in many ways
Original Lyrics:
Strangers in many ways
"Goodbye To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I say goodbye, hello.
Original Lyrics:
I say goodbye to love.
"Goodbye To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Surely time is woozies bit o' melodies
Original Lyrics:
Surely time will lose these bitter memories
"Goodbye to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For this part of mind
Original Lyrics:
For this part of mine
"Goodbye to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll say "Good -- bite a love".
Original Lyrics:
I'll say goodbye to love.
"Goodbye to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll say goodbye for now
Original Lyrics:
I’ll say goodbye to love
"Goodbye to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What rhymes in the future
Original Lyrics:
What lies in the future
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas friendship is here today
Original Lyrics:
Christmas present is here today
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas music is far away
Original Lyrics:
Christmas future is far away
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas presents are here to stay
Original Lyrics:
Christmas present is here today
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas presents are here today
Original Lyrics:
Christmas present is here today
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas presents are here today
Original Lyrics:
Christmas present is here today
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas prison is here to stay
Original Lyrics:
Christmas present is here today
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas vision is far away
Christmas fast is fast
Christmas fast is fast
Original Lyrics:
Christmas future is far away
Christmas past is past
Christmas past is past
"Home For The Holidays"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the holidays you can't be home sweet home.
Original Lyrics:
For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home.
"Home for the Holidays"
Misheard Lyrics:
From Atlanta to specific
Original Lyrics:
From Atlantic to Pacific
"Hurting Each Other" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For no way in the world
Original Lyrics:
For nowhere in the world
"Hurting Each Other" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outta site, hurting each other.
or
Olive, Scott, hurting each other
or
Olive, Scott, hurting each other
Original Lyrics:
Gotta stop, hurting each other
"Hurting Each Other" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go on
Dialing for dollars.
Dialing for dollars.
Original Lyrics:
We go on
Hurting each other.
Hurting each other.
"Hurting Each Other" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do we go on hurting each other,
making each other cry,
breaking each others arm
making each other cry,
breaking each others arm
Original Lyrics:
Why do we go on hurting each other,
making each other cry,
breaking each others heart
making each other cry,
breaking each others heart
"I Can't Make Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A note's a note cliche to say a feel am gonna die.
Original Lyrics:
I know it's an old cliche to say I feel I'm gonna die.
"I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bell fries of all Chris and Tom
Original Lyrics:
The belfries of all Christendom
"I Need To Be In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hanging on a hoop, but I'm alright.
Original Lyrics:
I'm hanging on a hope, but I'm alright.
"I Need to Be in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hanging on a hope that I am alright
Original Lyrics:
I'm hanging on a hope but I am all right
"I Need to Be in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without a French in sight
Original Lyrics:
Without a friend in sight
"I Want You Back In My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be your e-mmanuen.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be your remember when...
"I Won't Last A Day Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When my small list of dreams won't come true
Original Lyrics:
When my smallest of dreams won't come true
"I Won't Last a Day Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Day after day, I must face a world of strangers
Where I don’t belong. And that fits straw.
Where I don’t belong. And that fits straw.
Original Lyrics:
Day after day, I must face a world of strangers
Where I don’t belong. I’m not that strong.
Where I don’t belong. I’m not that strong.
"I Won't Last a Day Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When there's no getting over the rainbow
Original Lyrics:
When there's no getting over that rainbow
"I Won't Last a Day Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When there's snow getting over that rainbow
Original Lyrics:
When there's no getting over that rainbow
"It's Christmas Time/Sleep Well, Little Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Merry Christmas to Robelot
Original Lyrics:
Merry Christmas to one and all
"It's Christmas Time/Sleep Well, Little Children" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa brings the child in a manger
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate the child in a manger
"It's Going to Take Some Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll find some Halloween
Original Lyrics:
And I'll find some harmony
"It's Going to Take Some Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what I've planted
Original Lyrics:
No matter what I've planned
"It's Gonna Take Some Time (This Time)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alan had a band.
Original Lyrics:
I'll learn how to bend.
"It's Gonna Take Some Time This Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But like a young tree in the wintertime I haven't had a bath
Original Lyrics:
But like a young tree in the wintertime I know how to bend
"It's Gonna Take Some Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll learn how to beg
Original Lyrics:
I'll learn how to bend
"Jambalaya (On the Bayou)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jambalie Porky Pie and Columbo
'Cause tonight, I'm gonna see my mama mio
Big guitar, fill fruit jar and behave-oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.
'Cause tonight, I'm gonna see my mama mio
Big guitar, fill fruit jar and behave-oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.
Original Lyrics:
Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.
"Jambalaya (On the Bayou)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer fun, we'll have big fun on the barroom
Original Lyrics:
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou
"Jambalaya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For tonight I'm a-gonna see mama share a meatloaf.
Original Lyrics:
For tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher au mio.
"Jambalaya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Settle down far from town get him a beer-oh
And he'll catch all the fish from the pier-oh
And he'll catch all the fish from the pier-oh
Original Lyrics:
Settle down far from town get him a pirogue
And he'll catch all the fish in the bayou.
And he'll catch all the fish in the bayou.
"Jambalaya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Settle down far from town get him a pillow
And he'll catch all the fish in the Bi-lo.
And he'll catch all the fish in the Bi-lo.
Original Lyrics:
Settle down far from town get him a pirogue
And he'll catch all the fish in the bayou.
And he'll catch all the fish in the bayou.
"Jambalaya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sham bull eye and crawfish pie can fill a gunboat
Original Lyrics:
Jambalay' and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo
"Jambalaya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swap his Mom to buy Yvonne what she need-o.
Original Lyrics:
Swap his mon' to buy Yvonne what she need-o.
"Jambalaya" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Triple toe, found the dough, the place is buzzin',
Kinfolk come to see you born by the dozen.
Kinfolk come to see you born by the dozen.
Original Lyrics:
Thibodaux, Fontaineaux, the place is buzzin',
Kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen.
Kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen.
"Little Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
He will rob you.
Original Lyrics:
He will rock you.
"Merry Christmas Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
3D cards have all been sent
Original Lyrics:
Greeting cards have all been sent
"Merry Christmas Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blocks on the fire
Original Lyrics:
Logs on the fire
"Merry Christmas Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cleaning products have all been sold
Original Lyrics:
Greeting cards have all been sent
"Merry Christmas Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Credit cards have all been sent
Original Lyrics:
Greeting cards have all been sent
"Merry Christmas Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Green cards have all been sent
The Christmas rust is true
The Christmas rust is true
Original Lyrics:
Greeting cards have all been sent
The Christmas rush is through
The Christmas rush is through
"Merry Christmas Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Green cards have all been sent
Original Lyrics:
Greeting cards have all been sent
"Merry Christmas Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary kissed us
Mary kissed us, darling
Mary kissed us, darling
Original Lyrics:
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Darling
Merry Christmas Darling
"Merry Christmas Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reading cards have all been sent
Original Lyrics:
Greeting cards have all been sent
Reading as in tarot reading
"Merry Christmas Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Christmas brush is true
Original Lyrics:
The Christmas rush is through
"Merry Christmas, Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Greeting card have Albans's scent.
Original Lyrics:
Greeting cards have all been sent.
"Only Yesterday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, baby, feels like a baby
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby, feels like maybe
"Only Yesterday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found my heart in your arms
Original Lyrics:
I found my home in your arms
"Only Yesterday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you can't see how much you lean to me.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe you can't see how much you mean to me.
"Only Yesterday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since I blew my sadness away
Original Lyrics:
Since I threw my sadness away
"Only Yesterday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since I threw my sandwich away
Original Lyrics:
Since I threw my sadness away
"Only Yesterday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You showed me the way to leave the pastor's volunteers behind me.
Original Lyrics:
You showed me the way to leave the past and all its tears behind me.
"Please Mister Postman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, yes wait a minute Mister Poseman
Hey-ay-ay-ay Mister Poseman
Hey-ay-ay-ay Mister Poseman
Original Lyrics:
Oh yes wait a minute Mister Postman
Way-ay-ay-ait Mister Postman
Way-ay-ay-ait Mister Postman
"Please Mr. Postman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For just a car, or just a letter
Sayin' he's returnin' home to me.
Sayin' he's returnin' home to me.
Original Lyrics:
For just a card, or just a letter
Sayin' he's returnin' home to me.
Sayin' he's returnin' home to me.
"Please Mr. Postman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Mr. Juiceman
Original Lyrics:
Please Mr. Postman
The Juiceman is a juicer and a nickname for its founder, Jay Kordich.
"Please, Mr. Postman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be some what to say
For my boyfriend so far away
For my boyfriend so far away
Original Lyrics:
There must be some words to say
From my boyfriend so far away
From my boyfriend so far away
"Please, Mr. Postman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be some word toda-a-a-ay
From my boyfriend, so far away.
From my boyfriend, so far away.
Original Lyrics:
There must be some words to say
From my boyfriend so far away.
From my boyfriend so far away.
"Please, Mr. Postman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be some words to say
From my boffin so far away
From my boffin so far away
Original Lyrics:
There must be some words to say
From my boyfriend so far away
From my boyfriend so far away
"Rainy Days and Mondays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feelin' like a bump a log.
Original Lyrics:
Feelin'like I don't belong.
"Rainy Days and Mondays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemonades and limeades
Original Lyrics:
Rainy days and Mondays
"Rainy Days and Mondays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rainy days and Mondays always get me drowned
Original Lyrics:
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down
"Rainy Days and Mondays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rainy days and mommies
Original Lyrics:
Rainy Days and Mondays
"Rainy Days and Mondays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rainy days and monkeys always get me down.
Original Lyrics:
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
"Rainy Days and Mondays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some kind of lonely cloud
Original Lyrics:
Some kind of lonely clown
"Rainy Days and Mondays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some kind of lonely cloud
Original Lyrics:
Some kind of lonely clown
"Rainy Days and Mondays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some kind of lonely crowd
Original Lyrics:
Some kind of lonely clown
"Rainy Days and Mondays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some kind of lonely crowd
Original Lyrics:
Some kind of lonely clown
"Rainy Days and Mondays" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some kind of royal crown
Original Lyrics:
Some kind of lonely clown
"Reason To Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing that you lied, straight-faced, while I crapped
Original Lyrics:
Knowing that you lied, straight-faced, while I cried.
"Saturday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and see
The bottle of pop
She gave to me.
The bottle of pop
She gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
Come and see
The flowers of love
She gave to me.
The flowers of love
She gave to me.
"Saturday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Duchess of laughter and harmony
Original Lyrics:
The touches of laughter and harmony
"Sing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sen, senhor sol
Original Lyrics:
Sing, sing a song.
In Portuguese: Mister, Mister Sun
"Sing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing of love and good beer.
Original Lyrics:
Sing of love that could be.
"Sleigh Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll snuggle up together like two birds and a featherwood bee
Original Lyrics:
We'll snuggle up together like two birds and a feather would be
"Sleigh Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll snuggle up together like two birds in a Featherwood tree
Original Lyrics:
We're snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be
"Solitaire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A heart that cared
That went unshared
Until he died with an aside
That went unshared
Until he died with an aside
Original Lyrics:
A heart that cared
That went unshared
Until it died within his silence
That went unshared
Until it died within his silence
"Solitaire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And salmonella's the only germ in town
Original Lyrics:
And solitaire's the only game in town
"Solitaire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a man
A lonely man
Who lost his love
Through his was deference.
A lonely man
Who lost his love
Through his was deference.
Original Lyrics:
There was a man
A lonely man
Who lost his love
Through his indifference.
A lonely man
Who lost his love
Through his indifference.
"Superstar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you remember you told me 'bout the navy
Original Lyrics:
Don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby
"Superstar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you remember you told me about the baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby
"Superstar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lowliness in such as Santa Fe.
Original Lyrics:
Loneliness is such a sad affair.
"Superstar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you were comin' back to sway again baby.
Original Lyrics:
You said you were comin' back this way again baby.
"Superstar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you'll be coming back this weekend, baby
Original Lyrics:
You said you'll be coming back this way again, baby
"Sweet Sweet Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I got a beer on the run.
Original Lyrics:
And I gotta be all around you.
"Sweet, Sweet Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I got a Peter on the run.
Original Lyrics:
And I gotta be all around you.
"Sweet, Sweet Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I gotta be here on the run.
Original Lyrics:
And I gotta be all around you.
"The Best Love Songs"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best love songs are written with a broken arm
Original Lyrics:
The best love songs are written with a broken heart
"There's A Kind Of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a can of fish.
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush.
"There's A Kind Of Hush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a kind of rush.
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush.
"There's a Kind of Hush (All Over the World)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And nobody else inside
Original Lyrics:
And nobody else in sight
"There's a Kind of Hush (All Over the World)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And nobody yelled
Original Lyrics:
And nobody else
"There's a Kind of Hush (All Over the World)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a kind of husk all over the world too late
Original Lyrics:
There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight
"Those Good Old Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I grew people called itself to Stephen.
Original Lyrics:
As I grew people called it self-deceiving.
"Those Good Old Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I grew, people called its elf a Stephen.
Original Lyrics:
As I grew, people called it self-deceivin'.
"Those Good Old Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a nudity for those good old dreams.
Original Lyrics:
It's a new day for those good old dreams.
"Those Good Old Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No more dogger eyes and zombie blue
Original Lyrics:
No more dark horizons, only blue
"Ticket To Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a ticket to write.
Original Lyrics:
He's got a ticket to ride.
"Ticket To Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a tick in her eye
She's got a tick in her eye
And she don't care.
She's got a tick in her eye
And she don't care.
Original Lyrics:
He's got a ticket to ride
He's got a ticket to ride
And he don't care.
He's got a ticket to ride
And he don't care.
"Top Of The Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in the windows learned my name.
Original Lyrics:
Something in the wind has learned my name.
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a touch of Febreeze
Original Lyrics:
And the touches of breeze
Febreeze is a product for making clothes (and other things) smell nice.
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it touches a breeze
Original Lyrics:
And the touches of breeze
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything I want the world to be
Is not coming true especially for me.
Is not coming true especially for me.
Original Lyrics:
Everything I want the world to be
Is now coming true especially for me.
Is now coming true especially for me.
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gerbils with me on the top of the world
Original Lyrics:
Your love put me on the top of the world
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the leaves on the trees
and the church in the breeze
and the church in the breeze
Original Lyrics:
In the leaves on the trees
and the touch of the breeze
and the touch of the breeze
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the love that I've found ever city spin around
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
Original Lyrics:
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
You'll escort me at the top of the world.
You'll escort me at the top of the world.
Original Lyrics:
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
You're the putney at the at the top of the world.
You're the putney at the at the top of the world.
Original Lyrics:
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a pussy at the top of the world
Original Lyrics:
Your love's put me at the top of the world
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're most with me at the top of the world.
or
Almost with me at the top of the world.
or
Almost with me at the top of the world.
Original Lyrics:
Your love put me at the top of the world.
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the cookie a the top of the world.
Original Lyrics:
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
"Top Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the poopie at the top of the world.
Original Lyrics:
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
"Top of the Word" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in the winter learnt my name
Original Lyrics:
Something in the wind has learned my name.
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the church and the bridge
Original Lyrics:
And the touches of breeze
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the raisin is clear
Original Lyrics:
And the reason is clear
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the reason is Clair
It's because you are Nair
You're the nearest thing to heaven that I sink
It's because you are Nair
You're the nearest thing to heaven that I sink
Original Lyrics:
And the reason is clear
It's because you are near
You're the nearest thing to heaven that I see
It's because you are near
You're the nearest thing to heaven that I see
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the reason is greed
Original Lyrics:
And the reason is clear
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the cock of the world
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the top of the world
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the pop of the whirl
Looking down on cremation
Looking down on cremation
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the top of the world
Looking down on creation
Looking down on creation
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the talk of the world
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the top of the world
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the talk of the world
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the top of the world
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the leaks of the dreams
And the church to the freeze
And the church to the freeze
Original Lyrics:
In the leaves of the trees
And the touch of the breeze
And the touch of the breeze
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the love that I fowl
Original Lyrics:
Is the love that I found
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one's put me at the top of the world
Original Lyrics:
Your love's put me at the top of the world
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No one's put me at the top of the world
Original Lyrics:
Your love's put me at the top of the world
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a clown in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Not a cloud in the sky
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in the windows learned my name
Original Lyrics:
Something in the wind has learned my name
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a feeling's coming over meat
Original Lyrics:
Such a feeling's coming over me
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Y'almost put me at the top of the world.
Original Lyrics:
Your love's put me at the top of the world
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You almost put me at the top of the world.
Original Lyrics:
Your love's put me at the top of the world.
"Top of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You almost put me on the top of the world
Original Lyrics:
Your love's put me on the top of the world
"Touch Me When We're Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it feels Snow White
Original Lyrics:
And it feels alright
"Touch Me When We're Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me when we're dancing.
Original Lyrics:
Touch me when we're dancing.
"Touch Me When We're Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Play it so gruesome we hardly move.
Original Lyrics:
Play us a groove so we hardly move.
"We've Only Just Begun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pi$$ for luck and we're on our way
Original Lyrics:
A kiss for luck and we're on our way
"We've Only Just Begun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before the rising sun we fly
So many rose to choose.
So many rose to choose.
Original Lyrics:
Before the rising sun we fly
So many roads to choose.
So many roads to choose.
"We've Only Just Begun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharing Verizon that are new to us
Original Lyrics:
Sharing horizons that are new to us
Editor's note: I don't think Verizon existed in the 1970s, when this song was made. Therefore this mishearing may not be plausible.
"We've Only Just Begun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharing horizons that are mutual
Original Lyrics:
Sharing horizons that are new to us
"We've Only Just Begun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids at work will be on our way
Original Lyrics:
A kiss for luck and we're on our way
"We've Only Just Begun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're only just be gone
Original Lyrics:
We've only just begun
"We’ve Only Just Begun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharing horizons at our nudist club
Original Lyrics:
Sharing horizons that are new to us
"We’ve Only Just Begun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We’ll find a place where there’s room to go
Original Lyrics:
We’ll find a place where there’s room to grow
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beautiful psyche
Original Lyrics:
A beautiful sight
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the songs I've lost somewhere
Original Lyrics:
All the songs I loved so well
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But they're back okay
Original Lyrics:
But they're back again
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chou pie doux l'anglais
Original Lyrics:
Shoo be do lang lang
The misheard lyrics means 'sweet pied English cabbage' in French.
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like before
It's just a day once more
It's just a day once more
Original Lyrics:
Just like before
It's yesterday once more
It's yesterday once more
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you have got cooties
Original Lyrics:
All the oldies but goodies
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoo be do lamb lamb
Original Lyrics:
Shoo be do lang lang
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoo be do lime glaze
Original Lyrics:
Shoo be do lang lang
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shooby-do light-wave
Original Lyrics:
Shoo be do lang lang
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still shines (Abby Oody's got cooties)
Original Lyrics:
Still shines (All the oldies but goodies)
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still shines (all the oldies and cooties).
Original Lyrics:
Still shines (all the oldies but goodies).
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for my favorite Zonks
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for my favorite songs
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was young I'd listen to the radio
Waitin' for my favorite songs
When they played I'd sing along
It gave me piles
Waitin' for my favorite songs
When they played I'd sing along
It gave me piles
Original Lyrics:
When I was young I'd listen to the radio
Waitin' for my favorite songs
When they played I'd sing along
It made me smile
Waitin' for my favorite songs
When they played I'd sing along
It made me smile
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was yours, I'd listen to the radio
Original Lyrics:
When I was young, I'd listen to the radio
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When they get to the park
Original Lyrics:
When they get to the part
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When they get to the part
Where he's breakin' a fart
Where he's breakin' a fart
Original Lyrics:
When they get to the part
Where he's breakin' her heart
Where he's breakin' her heart
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they get to the part, where he's breaking apart
Original Lyrics:
When they get to the part, where he's breaking her heart
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they get to the part, where she's breaking apart
Original Lyrics:
When they get to the part, where he's breaking her heart
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they get to the part, where she's breaking apart
Original Lyrics:
When they get to the part, where he's breaking her heart
"Yesterday Once More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they get to the part
Where she's breaking apart
Where she's breaking apart
Original Lyrics:
When they get to the part
Where he's breakin' her heart
Where he's breakin' her heart
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