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She shatters me in the mirror.
She shadows me in the mirror.
"Bye Bye Bye"
It’s just a loaded apple pie
It’s just a broken lullaby
Always with some other guy
It's just a f***ing lullaby
Always it's some other guy
It's just a broken lullaby
Always with some other guy
It's just a f**kin' alibi
Always it's some other guy
It's just a broken lullaby
Always with some other guy
It's just a perfume alibi
Always it's some other guy
It's just a broken lullaby
Before the TV window just waiting to arrive
With all the hidden innuendo just waiting to arrive
I'll rage at some other guy
It's just a f***g alibi.
Always it's some other guy
It's just a broken lullaby
In Birmingham, my energies, until your fears are dead
Involving all my energies until you visited
Involving all my energies until you feel so dead
Involving all my energies until you visited
It's Bonsley Stye.
It's an orangy sky.
It's a warm jade sky
It's an orangy sky.
It's an orangeade sky
It's an orangy sky
It's just a f***ing alibi
It's just a broken lullaby
It's just a fecking alibi
By my love
It's just a broken lullaby
Bye bye love
It's just a lucky alibi
It's just a broken lullaby
It's just a perky lullaby.... bye, bye love.
It's just a broken lullaby.... bye, bye love
It's just another alibi
It's just a broken lullaby
It's just the perfume that you buy.
It's just a broken lullaby.
It's orange inside.
It's an orange-y sky.
It's orange juice time.
It's an orangy sky.
It's quarantine sky
It's orangey sky.
It’s always hidden in your window
Just waiting to arrive.
With all these hidden innuendos
Just waiting to arrive.
Just a broken alibi
It's just a broken lullaby.
Let me gauge your Rock n Roller
Electric Angel Rock and Roller
Oh, wait, is it some other guy?
Always it's some other guy.
Substitution asked Confucius,
'What's inside your head?'
Substitution, mass confusion,
clouds inside your head
Substitution asked Confucius
Stuck inside my head
Substitution, mass confusion
Clouds inside my head
With your eyes poised banana blue
With your eyes of porcelain and of blue
Cars are def the finest for their time period, an age when rock was really diverging into horrible little cliques, they kept a rooted rock sound but with beautiful advancements all their own. Probably the among the few who exercised tasteful usage of digital and synth sounds.
You're f***ing up my energy
or
You're fogging all my energies
Involving all my energies
She's a nut like you.
She's a lot like you.
She's not like you.
She's a lot like you.
She’s a lot like glue
She’s a lot like you
The neighbor's wife
The dangerous type
They wanna crack your trustworthy smile
Oo can I take you out for awhile
They want to crack your crossword smile
Oo can I take you out for awhile
You see those wreckers
With eye shaking hands
Museum directors
With high shaking heads
So dim, that I like.
So dim down the light.
You can't make it with the doughboys
You can't make it with the down boys
..thinking nothing's wrong, but now..
Thinking nothing’s wrong, but bye…
Nothing's wrong, poor guy,
Nothing's wrong, but bye,
Nothing's wrong, pork pie
Nothing's wrong, but bye
Pork Pie
Nothing's wrong, but bye,
Singin' nothing's wrong, pork pie
Nothing's wrong, but bye,
Thinking nothing's wrong, but now…
Thinking nothing's wrong, but bye…
Who's gonna blow up your ears when you street?
Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?
Who's gonna drive you home, Pork Pie?
Who's gonna drive you home tonight?
Who's gonna f*** your ears when you scream?
Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?
Who's gonna hold you down when you s***?
Who's gonna hold you down when you shake?
Who's gonna hold you down when you shhh?
Who's gonna hold you down when you shake?
Who's gonna hold you down when you sick?
Who's gonna hold you down when you shake?
Who's gonna pay your taxi to your dreams?
Who's gonna pay attention to your dreams?
Who's gonna pick you up
When you fart?
Who's gonna pick you up
When you fall?
Who's gonna pluck your ears when you stream?
Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?
Who's gonna plug my ears when you sing?
Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?
Who's gonna thrive you home denied?
Who's gonna drive you home tonight?
Who’s gonna pay attention to your tree?
Who’s gonna pay attention to your dreams?
You can go on
Thinking something's raw
You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong, Popeye
You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong, oh no.
You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong, but I...
You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong, but bye...
You can't go wrong thinking nothing's long, oh boy
You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong, but bye
You can’t go on
Thinking nothing’s wrong for now
You can’t go on
Thinking nothing’s wrong, but bye
You can’t go wrong
Thinking nothing’s long, oh boy
You can’t go on
Thinking nothing’s wrong, but bye…
Oh! Give it to me!
Sssssssssssslut!
Oh! Give it to me!
Sssssssssssslack!
Let me crash your rock and roll stair.
Let them brush your rock 'n' roll hair.
The correct name of this song is 'Good Times Roll'; the phrase "let the" is NOT part of the title.
Let the cross you rock roll bear
Let them brush your rock 'n' rock hair.
Let the folktales be old
Let them show what they want.
Let the photos be old
Let them show what they want.
Let the good times roll
Let them make you expound
Let the good times roll
Let them make you a clown
Let them cross rock 'n' roll hail.
Let them brush your rock 'n' roll hair.
Let them cry your rock and roll there
Let them brush your rock and roll hair
Let them fry your rock and roll fair
Let them brush your rock and roll hair
Let them try your rock and roll fair
Let them brush your rock and roll hair
Like the first rock 'n' roll band
Let them brush your rock 'n' roll hair.
"Got A Lot On My Head" (MP3)
Got a lot on my head,
musta been a Jew
Got a lot on my head,
most of it's you
"Got A Lot On My Head" (MP3)
I must have been a Jew.
And most of it is you.
"Got a Lot on My Head" (MP3)
I've got a long, white hair, I must've been a Jew.
Got a lot on my head, most of it's you
Oh when there's nothing--nothing left to use
You leave it all to fight the blues.
Oh, when there's nothing--nothing left to lose
You leave it all and fade to blue.
Oh, when there's nothing--nothing left to lose
You leave it all to Vida Blue
Oh, when there's nothing--nothing left to lose
You leave it all and fade to blue.
You might as well die, your journey ends
You might've forgot, your journey ends
"I'm In Touch With Your World" (MP3)
I'm a suicidal pony.
I'm a psilocybin pony.
"I'm In Touch With Your World" (MP3)
I'm an island, only better.
I been lying on your feathers.
"I'm In Touch With Your World" (MP3)
You're a big fat macaroni.
You're a flick fandango phoney.
"I'm In Touch With Your World" (MP3)
You're a big fat macaroni
You're a flick fandango phoney
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
And tacos in your sleep
And talking in your sleep
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
And talking in your sneakers
And talking in your sleep
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I don't mind behaving out
I don't mind you hanging out
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I don't mind you going here
I don't mind you coming here
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I don't mind you heading out
I don't mind you hanging out
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I guess you're just a Beatle
I guess you're just what I needed
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I guess you're just a one eyed hyena.
I guess you're just what I needed.
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I guess you're just my Juanita
Juanita someone to please.
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to bleed.
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I guess you're just on the needle
I guess you're just what I needed
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I guess you're just one needle
I guess you're just what I needed
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I guess you're just wanted, needed
I guess you're just what I needed
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I guess you're just wet, Anita.
I guess you're just what I needed.
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone with fleas
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to please
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to feed
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to bleed
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to feed
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to plead
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to feed
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to bleed
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I guess you're just what I needed
Just what I needed, I needed Roosevelt to pee
I guess you're just what I needed
Just what I needed, I needed Roosevelt to pee
I guess you're just what I needed
Just what I needed, I needed someone to feed
I guess you're just what I needed
Just what I needed, I needed someone to bleed
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I needed Roosevelt to pee.
I needed someone to feed.
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
I needed someone to pee
I needed someone to feed
The 'real' lyric is more weird than mine!
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
It's not the curfew that you wear
It's not the lemons in your hair
It's not the perfume that you wear
It's not the ribbons in your hair
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
It's not the perf you that you well
It's not the perfume that you wear
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
It's not the puffin that you wear
It's not the perfume that you wear
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
It's not the rivers in your head.
It's not the ribbons in your hair.
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
My dad's more famous than Jesus.
I guess you're just what I needed.
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
You always knew me very well
You always knew to wear it well
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
You always knew to Reddi-Wip
You always knew to wear it well
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
You always neutered very well.
You always knew to wear it well.
"Just What I Needed" (MP3)
You're always nude to wear it well
You always knew to wear it well
"Just What I needed" (MP3)
I guess you're just what I needed
Just what I needed
I needed Roosevelt to pee
I guess you're just what I needed
Just what I needed
I needed Roosevelt to pee
I guess you're just what I needed
Just what I needed
I needed someone to feed
I guess you're just what I needed
Just what I needed
I needed someone to bleed
And I don't want to hold her down
Don't want to break her couch, when she sits
And I don't want to hold her down
Don't want to break her crown, when she says
And a whiskey mouth
And a risque mouth
And her ribs stand out...
And a risque mouth
And when I asked her will ya f**k?
She says she's holding it out
And when I asked her before,
she says she's holding out
I like the night light baby
I like the night life baby
I like to knife-fight babies.
I like the night life, baby.
I want to break her ground.
Don't want to break her crown.
She can't go long
She can't go wrong
She never liked the Jews
She never likes to choose
She never likes the Jews.
She never likes to choose.
She's a beautiful nun.
She's so beautiful now.
She's a risk game now
And a risque mouth
She's driving away with her two lights on
She's driving away with the dim lights on
She's got 24 eyes.
She's got wonderful eyes.
She's got one-hundred foot eyes
She's got wonderful eyes
She's got wonderful eyes and a risky mouth
She's got wonderful eyes and a risqué mouth
She's got wonderful eyes and a whiskey mouth
She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouth
She's got wonderful eyes, and a risqué mouth
Then I asked her "will you f***?"
She says she's holding it out
She's got wonderful eyes, and a risqué mouth
When I asked her before,
She says she's holding it out
Finally looked the lyrics up online a few years ago, boy, was I disappointed!
She's my frozen fire; she's my wooden desire...
She's my frozen fire; she's my one desire...
She's so beautiful, no
She's so beautiful now
She's winding them down on the crap machine
She's winding them down on her clock machine
She's winding them down
On her crack machine.
She's winding them down
On her clock machine.
With a whiskey mouth
And a risque mouth
He's got his plastic pee bag
She's got her robust purse
He's got his plastic sneakers
She's got her Roebuck purse
Got a hole on you
Got a hold on you
How far can you take it 'til you read the lines?
How far can you take it 'til you realize?
Oh twisted, on the side waist down.
Oh, twisted, under, sideways, down.
Uh-oh, it's Maverick!
Uh-oh, it's magic!
Uh-oh, it's mansion!
Uh-oh, it's magic!
Whoa, oh, it's my d***.
Whoa, oh, it's magic.
You know it's blue
You know it's true
You know it's you
You know it's true
I'm moving his stereo.
or
I'm moving a stereo.
or
I'm moving hysteria.
I'm moving in stereo.
I like to sing
or
Let's just say...
Life's the same
Let's see
Life's the same
Life's a sin, we're moving in stereo
Life's a sin, except for my shoes
Life's the same, we're moving in stereo
Life's the same, except for my shoes
Life's insane, I'm moving in stereo
Life's insane, except for my shoes
Life's the same, we're moving in stereo
Life's the same, except for my shoes
"My Best Friend's Girl" (MP3)
Best French girlfriend
or
She's the best let's go
or
My best ex-girlfriend
or
My bestest girlfriend
or
My bestest girlfriend
My best friend's girlfriend
"My Best Friend's Girl" (MP3)
She's a nice pet's girl
She's my best friend's girl
"My Best Friend's Girl" (MP3)
She's my best French girl
She's my best friend's girl
"My Best Friend's Girl" (MP3)
She's my best dressed girl friend,
she used to be blind.
She's my best friend's girl,
and she used to be mine.
Dance all night and get real good
Dance all night and get real loose
Dance all night, get a real goose.
Dance all night, get real loose.
Dance alright
Dance all night
Danced all night, were ya here?
Makin' annoying cat stop and stare?
Dance all night...gotta work!
Do the move with that quirky jerk.
Dance all night, whirl your hair.
Make the night cats stop and stare.
Dance all night...go to work!
Do the move with the quirky jerk.
Given that it's the Cars, most of what listeners think they're hearing isn't much more eccentric than what they're really describing.
Datsun night
Dance all night
Days all night
Dance all night
Do the move with the quicky jerk.
Do the move with the quirky jerk.
Do the move with the working jerk
Do the move with the quirky jerk
Don't let nobody pick your bone
Don't let nobody pick your fun
Don't let nobody pick your bong.
Don't let nobody pick your fun.
Don't let nobody pick your bum.
Don't let nobody pick your fun.
Don't let nobody pick your butt
Don't let nobody pick your fun
Don't you worry 'bout dirty feet.
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet.
Don't you worry 'bout doing your feet.
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet.
Don't you worry 'bout the pink chiffon.
or
Don't you worry 'bout the page you're on.
Don't let nobody pick your fun.
Don't you worry 'bout true defeat.
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet.
Don't you worry 'bout tuna feet
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet
Don't you worry 'cause a "tout de suite"
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet.
Don't you worry about Tulip feet.
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet.
Don't you worry bout Jean Lafitte
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet.
Guess all night
Dance all night
Make a naughty gal stop and stare.
Make the night cats stop and stare.
Make a naughty girl stop and stare
Make the night cats stop and stare
Piss all night
Dance all night
Shave your n**s.
Shake it up.
You run around like a paper towel
Pretending it's fun
You run around like a paper doll
Pretending it's fun
"Since You're Gone" (MP3)
C'est si bon
Since you're gone
The misheard is French for "It's So Good"; it's also the title of a French song from the 1940s.
"Since You're Gone" (MP3)
Century Guard
Since you're gone
"Since You're Gone" (MP3)
It says you're gone
Since you're gone
"Since You're Gone" (MP3)
Say it you're gone
Since you're gone
"Since You're Gone" (MP3)
Sentry Guard
Since you're gone
"Since You're Gone" (MP3)
Since you're gone I missed the pizza at Shakey's
Since you're gone I missed the peak sensation
"Since You're Gone" (MP3)
Sister Dawn
Since you're gone
"Since You're Gone" (MP3)
The nights are gettin' staight
The nights are gettin' strange
"Since You’re Gone" (MP3)
Seuss is gone
Since you’re gone
"Tonight She Comes" (MP3)
9-0-2-9, she comes.
I know tonight, she comes.
"Tonight She Comes" (MP3)
Lino she's gonna do it to me
One more time (one more time)
And I know she's gonna do it to me
One more time (one more time)
Lino: short for 'linoleum'
"Tonight She Comes" (MP3)
Lino tonight, she comes
I know tonight she comes
"Tonight She Comes" (MP3)
Oh well, lino tonight, she comes
Oh well, I know tonight, she comes
"Tonight She Comes" (MP3)
She gives me a raisin
She gives me a reason
All I need is you tonight
I'm flying like a semen kite.
All I need is you tonight
I'm flying like a cement kite.
And, dude, it felt so right
And it felt so right
I said go
Oh, oh, oh!
Touch and go
Oh, oh, oh!
Well you give me 8:20.
Well you give me a twirl.
Well, you give me AIDS twice.
Well, you give me a twirl.
You oughta go, in my trees.
You are the girl, in my dreams.
You oughta goal, in my dreams.
You are the girl, in my dreams.
And signing is some child
Inside me is some child
But I think that you're one
Beside me is some Shawn
But I think that you're wild
Inside me is some child
But I think that you're wild
A Siamese Islam child
But I think that you're wild
Inside me is some child
But I think that you're wild
Except you're neatly styled
But I think that you're wild
And so uniquely styled
But I think that you're wild
Inside maybe you're some child
But I think that you're wild
Inside me is some child
But somewhere, sometimes,
when we kiss,
I'll be back around
But somewhere, sometimes,
when you're curious,
I'll be back around
But you can't get going
But you kept it going
Maybe you think I'm a geek
And that's something to do.
Maybe you think I'm lucky
To have something to do.
Oh, I think that you're wild
And you're so meekly mild
Oh, I think that you're wild
And so uniquely styled
Or maybe you think I'm looking
Or maybe you think I'm lucky
There's no escape without a scream.
There's no escape without a scrape.
There's no escape without it straight.
There's no escape without a scrape.
You kicked it...go!
You kept it...going
You might sink is hysterical
You might think it's hysterical
You might sink
or
You might sing
You might think
You might think it's a stereo
You might think it's hysterical
You might think it’s spiritual
You might think it’s hysterical
You think you're in a Luby's
You think you're in the movies
What's in L.A.?
What's in the way?
"You're All I've Got Tonight" (MP3)
Uh, me too, tonight.
I need you...tonight.
"You're All I've Got Tonight" (MP3)
Ural, I've got tonight.
You're all I've got tonight.
"You're All I've Got Tonight" (MP3)
You are like God tonight
You're all I got tonight
"You're All I've Got Tonight" (MP3)
You are like done tonight
You're all I've got tonight.
"You're All I've Got Tonight" (MP3)
You are my God tonight.
You're all I got tonight.
"You're All I've Got Tonight" (MP3)
You are my gun tonight.
You're all I've got tonight.
"You're All I've Got Tonight" (MP3)
You can knock me and I don't care
You can mock me and I don't care
You can f**k me just about anywhere
It's alright
You can knock me and I don't care
You can mock me and I don't care
You can rock me just about anywhere
It's alright
"You're All I've Got Tonight" (MP3)
You don't like that tonight
You're all I got tonight
"You're All I've Got Tonight" (MP3)
You're "Oh my god!" tonight
You're all I've got tonight.
Please do not capitalize all the words in the lyrics (that is, Like This). Title yes; lyrics no.
"You're All I've Got Tonight" (MP3)
You're a love god tonight.
You're all I've got tonight.