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There are 18 misheard song lyrics for Cast of Oliver! on amIright currently.
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"Consider Yourself" (MP3) 
Come savor yourself a ho
 or 
Consider yourself a ho
Consider yourself at home
 
"Consider Yourself" (MP3) 
Consider yourself a whore
Consider yourself at home
 
"Consider Yourself" (MP3) 
Consider yourself on the bus!
Consider yourself one of us!
 
"Consider Yourself" (MP3) 
Who dares…
Who cares…
 
"Food, Glorious Food" (MP3) 
Dudes, glorious dudes
Food, glorious food
 
"Food, Glorious Food" (MP3) 
Food, Gloria's Food
Food, Glorious Food
 
"Food, Glorious Food" (MP3) 
Poop, glorious poop
Food, glorious food
 
"Food, Glorious Food" (MP3) 
Which gentlemen have it, boys?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys
 
For your kids
For one kiss
 
Fine airs and fine graces
 Don't ever seem to meet.
Fine airs and fine graces
 Don't have to sin to eat.
 
Gin toddies, large measures -
 No skipping if you Please!
Gin toddies, large measures -
 No skimping if you Please!
 
Gin tonic, large measures!
Gin toddies, large measures!
 
For your gifts
For your kiss
 
Throw him down
 And beat him on top of his head with a canister!
Throw him down
 And feed him on cockroaches served in a canister!
 
Everyone goes
Everyone knows
 
"Pick A Pocket Or Two"
Five pound notes don't grow on trees!
Large amounts don't grow on trees!
 
"Reviewing the Situation" (MP3) 
Reviewing the centurion
Reviewing the situation
 
Who will die?
Who will buy?
 
 
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