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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Petula Clark
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Petula Clark that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 37 misheard song lyrics for Petula Clark on amIright currently.
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"A Sign of the Times" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a sign of a dime
Original Lyrics:
It's a sign of the times
"Colour My World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you can colour my whirl
Original Lyrics:
So you can colour my world
"Colour My World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's never been a Grade A since you found me
Everything I touch is turning too cold
Everything I touch is turning too cold
Original Lyrics:
There's never been a grey day since you found me
Everything I touch is turning to gold
Everything I touch is turning to gold
"Colour My World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's never been a Grade A since you found me
Original Lyrics:
There's never been a grey day since you found me
"Dans Le Temps"
Misheard Lyrics:
My on the Thames
Original Lyrics:
Ma grande peine
"Don't Sleep In The Subway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sing in the pouring rain.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stand in the pouring rain.
"Don't Sleep In The Subway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sleep in the subway dummy
Original Lyrics:
Don't sleep in the subway darling
"Don't Sleep In The Subway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've heard it all a million time before
Take off your clothes, lie down, and close the door.
Take off your clothes, lie down, and close the door.
Original Lyrics:
I've heard it all a million time before
Take off your coat, my love, and close the door.
Take off your coat, my love, and close the door.
"Don't Sleep In The Subway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take off your clothes, my love and close the door.
Original Lyrics:
Take off your coat, my love and close the door.
"Don't Sleep In The Subway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The night is lonely.
Original Lyrics:
The night is long.
"Don't Sleep In The Subway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wander around on your own little cloud
When you don't see the wine or the weapon.
When you don't see the wine or the weapon.
Original Lyrics:
You wander around on your own little cloud
When you don't see the why or the wherefore.
When you don't see the why or the wherefore.
"Don't Sleep In The Subway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wander around on your own little clown
When you don't see the 'Y' on the airport
or
You wander around on your own little clown
When you don't see the wine on the airport.
When you don't see the 'Y' on the airport
or
You wander around on your own little clown
When you don't see the wine on the airport.
Original Lyrics:
You wander around on your own little cloud
When you don't see the why or the wherefore.
When you don't see the why or the wherefore.
"Downtown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just listen to the rhythm of the gentle Vauxhall Nova.
Original Lyrics:
Just listen to the rhythm of the gentle Bossa Nova.
"Downtown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find a place for sure.
Original Lyrics:
No finer place, for sure
"How Are Things In Glocca Morra?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear a bird
A London dairy bird.
A London dairy bird.
Original Lyrics:
I hear a bird
A Londonderry bird.
A Londonderry bird.
"I Couldn't Live Without Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Al Pacino, we'll both agree
That no other love for me.
That no other love for me.
Original Lyrics:
Then you'll know we'll both agree
That no other love for me.
That no other love for me.
"I Know A Place" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A swingin' place in Southern Illinois
Original Lyrics:
A swingin' place, a cellar full of noise
"I Know A Place" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All around there are girls and boys,
It's a swingin' place --Southern Illinois
It's a swingin' place --Southern Illinois
Original Lyrics:
All around there are girls and boys.
It's a swingin' place--a cellar full of noise
It's a swingin' place--a cellar full of noise
"My Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Milo is warmer than the Warner's sunshine
Original Lyrics:
My love is warmer than the warmest sunshine
"Sailor (Your Home Is the Sea)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Capri or Amsterdam
Honolulu or Cheyenne
Honolulu or Cheyenne
Original Lyrics:
In Capri or Amsterdam
Honolulu or Siam
Honolulu or Siam
"Sailor"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a Lulu horse I am
Original Lyrics:
Honolulu or Siam
"Sailor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailor, with the Titans
Come home safe to me
Come home safe to me
Original Lyrics:
Sailor, when the tide turns
Come home safe to me
Come home safe to me
"Sign of the Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
For when you owe me now
Original Lyrics:
For when you hold me now
"The Cat in the Window (The Bird in the Sky)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a cat and a widow
Original Lyrics:
There's a cat in the window
"The Other Man's Grass is Always Greener" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But would you if you really had to chew?
Original Lyrics:
But would you if you really had to choose?
"Who Am I" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Restricted by rotini life
Original Lyrics:
Restricted by a routine of life
"Winchester Cathedral"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wished for a beagle
Original Lyrics:
Winchester cathedral
"Winchester Cathedral"
Misheard Lyrics:
Which is the Cathedral?
Original Lyrics:
Winchester Cathedral
"You'd Better Come Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm watching my love
Original Lyrics:
And I won't share my love
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