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There are 131 misheard song lyrics for Collective Soul on amIright currently.
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"Counting the Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Counting the days (Yeah)
Until some feral cat screams my name
Until some feral cat screams my name
Original Lyrics:
Counting the days (Yeah)
Until some freedom can scream my name
Until some freedom can scream my name
"Crown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I hope I'm not lost, but I think that hope is a desperate thing.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I hope I'm not lost, but I think that hope is now distracting.
"Crown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's gonna wear my crown?
Who's gonna wear my crown?
I don't know. I just might allow.
Who's gonna wear my crown?
I don't know. I just might allow.
Original Lyrics:
Who's gonna wear my crown?
Who's gonna wear my crown?
I don't know. I just might alone.
Who's gonna wear my crown?
I don't know. I just might alone.
Ed Roland has a really weird way of pronouncing "alone" in the chorus, like "uaaaalooowwwn".
"Dandy Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry, but the volleyball's all mine.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry, but the folly was all mine.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn yo' head now baby and stick me out.
Original Lyrics:
Turn yo' head now baby just spit me out.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance in the walls and dance in the streets
Original Lyrics:
December promise you gave unto me
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
December prom, and she came unto me.
Original Lyrics:
December promise she gave unto me.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
December wall as she prayed unto me
December woods was a treachery
December clouds now I cry bury me
December songs no longer I see
December woods was a treachery
December clouds now I cry bury me
December songs no longer I see
Original Lyrics:
December promise you gave unto me
December whispers of treachery
December clouds are now covering me
December songs no longer I sing
December whispers of treachery
December clouds are now covering me
December songs no longer I sing
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
December whispers of tragedy
Original Lyrics:
December whispers of treachery
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't dream about,
Don't think about it,
Turn your head, now, baby,
Just spin me around
Don't think about it,
Turn your head, now, baby,
Just spin me around
Original Lyrics:
Don't scream about,
Don't think aloud,
Turn your head, now, baby,
Just spit me out
Don't think aloud,
Turn your head, now, baby,
Just spit me out
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't think about drying your head now baby just get me out
Original Lyrics:
Don't think aloud. Turn your head now baby just spit me out.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't throw away your base at me
Original Lyrics:
Don't throw away your basic needs
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't throw away your blessed needs
Original Lyrics:
Don't throw away your basic needs
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't throw away your vest at me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't throw away your basic needs.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How dangerous do you think I am?
Original Lyrics:
Contagious as you think I am.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just took my son on a trip to Maine.
Original Lyrics:
Just tilt the sun toward a new domain.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your red dog baby just spit me out
Original Lyrics:
Turn your head now baby just spit me out
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just took my son on a trip to Maine
You cab run him over again
You cab run him over again
Original Lyrics:
Just tilt my sun towards your domain.
Your cup runneth over again.
Your cup runneth over again.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just took my son on a trip to Maine.
Your cat runneth over again.
Your cat runneth over again.
Original Lyrics:
Just tilt my sun toward your domain.
Your cup runneth over again.
Your cup runneth over again.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just took my son on a trip to Maine.
Your cup runneth over again.
Your cup runneth over again.
Original Lyrics:
Just tilt my sun towards your domain.
Your cup runneth over again.
Your cup runneth over again.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just took my son on a trip to Maine.
Original Lyrics:
Just tilt my sun towards your domain.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just took my son some to a trip domain
or
Just took my son some cryptogram
or
Just took my son some cryptogram
Original Lyrics:
Just tilt your son toward your domain.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just took my son to a drug domain
Original Lyrics:
Just tilt your sun towards your domain
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just took my son to a drugged up man.
Original Lyrics:
Just tilt your sun towards your domain.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just took my son to a trip to Maine, your cat running from her again
Original Lyrics:
Just tilt your sun towards my domain, your cup runneth over again
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just took my son to a trip to Maine.
Original Lyrics:
Just tilt the sun toward a new domain.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just took my son to a trip to Maine
Original Lyrics:
Just tilt your sun towards your domain
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just took my son to a tripped-up man
Original Lyrics:
Just tilt my sun towards your domain
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pea's porridge hot, pea's porridge cold
Pea's porridge in the pot, nine days old
Pea's porridge in the pot, nine days old
Original Lyrics:
December promise you gave unto me
December whispers of treachery
December whispers of treachery
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pigs in the barn, and pigs in the mud
Original Lyrics:
December promise you gave unto me
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These are the songs I no longer sing
Original Lyrics:
December Songs I no longer sing
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try my hand and baby, just let me out.
Original Lyrics:
Turn your head now baby, just spit me out.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn your head now baby just say 'meow!'
Original Lyrics:
Turn your head now baby just spit me out
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn your head now, baby
Just let me out.
Just let me out.
Original Lyrics:
Turn your head now, baby
Just spit me out.
Just spit me out.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn your head, my baby just flipped me off!
Original Lyrics:
Turn your head now, baby just spit me out.
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why drink the water from my veins
Original Lyrics:
Why drink the water from my hand
"December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your cat runnin' from her again.
Original Lyrics:
Your cup runneth over again.
"Forgiveness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It used to be all I want
Was tuna, but now I'm all up for steak
Was tuna, but now I'm all up for steak
Original Lyrics:
It used to be all I'd want
To learn was wisdom, trust and truth
To learn was wisdom, trust and truth
"Gel"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh)
Original Lyrics:
(Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh)
"Gel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speak to me and talk to Cher
Original Lyrics:
Speak to me in tongues and share
"Generate" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm detained by the silence that you created by noise.
Original Lyrics:
I entertain by the silence that you created by noise.
"Heaven's Already Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't give to new morning
Original Lyrics:
I won't yield to new warnings
"Heaven's Already Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woke up to Monday morning
Original Lyrics:
Woke up to a new morning
"Heaven's Already Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could bring me heaven
Original Lyrics:
Who's gonna bring me heaven
"Heavy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It breaks it down
Original Lyrics:
It brings me down
"Heavy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lick balls on me, lick balls on me!
Original Lyrics:
It falls on me. It falls on me.
"Needs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I slumber to awaken my days.
I find convenience in this savior I save.
Am I a prison?
Am I a source of bad news?
I find convenience in this savior I save.
Am I a prison?
Am I a source of bad news?
Original Lyrics:
Now I slumber to awaken my daze.
I find convenience in this savior I save.
Am I a prison?
Am I a source of dire news?
I find convenience in this savior I save.
Am I a prison?
Am I a source of dire news?
"Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll go to Norway to run?
Original Lyrics:
Have I got a long way to run?
"Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to find good memories
To waken some old policy.
To waken some old policy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to buy back memories
To awaken some old qualities.
To awaken some old qualities.
"Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna fight back mammories
To weaken some old quality.
To weaken some old quality.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to buy back memories
To awaken some old qualities.
To awaken some old qualities.
"Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there a cure of mono?
Original Lyrics:
Is there a cure among us?
"Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there a killer among us?
Original Lyrics:
Is there a cure among us?
"Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marty Stein's contagious
Original Lyrics:
Are these times contagious
"Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've all got a long way to run.
Original Lyrics:
Have I got a long way to run?
"She Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like shrimp fried wild rice
Original Lyrics:
Life's rivers shall rise.
"She Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like shrimp on shallow rice
Original Lyrics:
Life's rivers shall rise
"She Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like shrimp, I shall rise
Original Lyrics:
Life's rivers shall rise
"She Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you come to bed and forgive me?
Original Lyrics:
Will you comfort and forgive me?
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, let your light shine down.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma's little light gonna shine on me.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven's little light gonna shine on me.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had to let ya let ya know.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Halo let your light shine down
or
Angel let your light shine down
or
Angel let your light shine down
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Haven’t let your light shine down
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Havin' legislation, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Having a 'Leger-lection now'.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Helen Keller's lights shine bad.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Helen Keller’s lights shine bad.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Helen let your lampshade down
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitler, let your light shine down.
or
Stalin, let your light shine down.
or
Stalin, let your light shine down.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna weigh Earl. Weigh Earl.
Original Lyrics:
Hey yeah. Hey yeah.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kevin, let your light shine down.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon lem yer lem jem dem
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in the light-shot top
or
Never let your light shine down
or
Never let your light shine down
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never liked the light showdown.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothin' like your lights shot down.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Teach me how to stink and teach me how to share
Original Lyrics:
Teach me how to speak and teach me how to share
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell him that you like John Doe
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell him that you like Shawn Brown
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, will love beat it?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, will love be there?
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell them that you like Shawn Doe
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell them that you like shan-dam.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa! Haven't let your light shined out.
Original Lyrics:
Woah, Heaven, let your light shine down.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You haven't let your light shined out
Original Lyrics:
Heaven let your light shine down
"Simple" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Simple little dain-dee-hum-dum
Simple little dain-dee-rain
Simple little dain-dee-rain
Original Lyrics:
Simple little thing to run to
Simple littlg thing to hide
Simple littlg thing to hide
"Simple" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a simple little thing to push your feet now
With a simple little thing to shove your feet now
With a simple little thing to touch your feet now
With a simple little thing to love your feet now
With a simple little thing to shove your feet now
With a simple little thing to touch your feet now
With a simple little thing to love your feet now
Original Lyrics:
Not a simple little thing to push on me now
Not a simple little thing to shove on me now
Not a simple little thing to touch on me now
Not a simple little thing to love on me now
Not a simple little thing to shove on me now
Not a simple little thing to touch on me now
Not a simple little thing to love on me now
"Slow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glimpses of beef-butchery, all that you never could show.
Original Lyrics:
Glimpses of peace portray all that you never could show.
"Smashing Young Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm so impressed
With the kindness,
one two one two two
With the kindness,
one two one two two
Original Lyrics:
But I'm so impressed
With the kindness
in your attitude
With the kindness
in your attitude
"Smashing Young Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're wearing nothing, you smashing young man.
Original Lyrics:
You're wearing thin, you smashing young man.
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it's the one-eyed boy, and it's the one-eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's the world I know, yeah it's the world I know.
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause, it's the world I have found
The world I have found
The world I have found
Original Lyrics:
'Cause, it's the world I know
Yeah it's the world I know
Yeah it's the world I know
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause it's one-eyed Gnome
Original Lyrics:
'cause it's the world I know
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause it's the one I love
Original Lyrics:
'cause it's the world I know
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause it's the road I go
Original Lyrics:
'cause it's the world I know
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause it's the woman I know
Original Lyrics:
'cause it's the world I know
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause it's the woman I love
Original Lyrics:
'cause it's the world I know
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause it's the world of gnomes
Original Lyrics:
'cause it's the world I know
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the words that I've been reading,
Now I've started to be out to leading
Enter one.
Now I've started to be out to leading
Enter one.
Original Lyrics:
All the words that I've been reading,
Have now started the act of bleeding,
Into one.
Have now started the act of bleeding,
Into one.
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I laugh at myself
While the tears roll down
'Cause if the world had won
What if the world had won?
While the tears roll down
'Cause if the world had won
What if the world had won?
Original Lyrics:
And I laugh at myself
While the tears roll down
'Cause it's the world I know
It's the world I know.
While the tears roll down
'Cause it's the world I know
It's the world I know.
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As the tears for all to tell.
Original Lyrics:
As the tears roll down.
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz it's the world I love
Original Lyrics:
Cause it's the world I know
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Has the sweet greens grown?
Original Lyrics:
Has the sweet breeze blown?
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How's the sweepings blow?
Original Lyrics:
Has the sweet breeze blown?
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream myself a newfound deity.
Say hello to New York City and I don't know what.
Say hello to New York City and I don't know what.
Original Lyrics:
I drink myself of newfound pity.
Sittin' alone in New York City and I don't know why.
Sittin' alone in New York City and I don't know why.
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dream myself a nude down titty
Original Lyrics:
I drink myself of newfound pity
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just got to the ocean.
Original Lyrics:
And I step to the edge.
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I walk upon time
And I step to the edge.
And I step to the edge.
Original Lyrics:
So I walk upon high
And I step to the edge.
And I step to the edge.
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm walking the line
And I step to the edge.
And I step to the edge.
Original Lyrics:
So I walk upon high
And I step to the edge.
And I step to the edge.
"The World I Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To see my world collide
Original Lyrics:
To see my world below
"Untitled" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out for fleas then (watch out for fleas) . .
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in (I dont believe) . . .
"Untitled" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out for leaves
Searching for the creature
Watch out for leaves in you.
Watch out for leaves
Scouring the horizon
Watch out for leaves in you.
Searching for the creature
Watch out for leaves in you.
Watch out for leaves
Scouring the horizon
Watch out for leaves in you.
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in
The sorcerers or the preachers
I just believe in you.
I don't believe in
The scholars or the wisemen.
I just believe in you.
The sorcerers or the preachers
I just believe in you.
I don't believe in
The scholars or the wisemen.
I just believe in you.
"Where The River Flows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find yourself another soul to bore
Original Lyrics:
Find yourself another soul to hold
"Where The River Flows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain is a poison on my chest
Original Lyrics:
Pain is a poison I digest
"Where The River Flows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To wear the rebel clothes
Original Lyrics:
To where the river flows
"Where The River Flows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk the cragged mire journey, I must go.
Original Lyrics:
Off upon my journey, I must go.
"Where The River Flows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk upon my Johnny Imus flow
Original Lyrics:
Off upon my journey I must go
"Where The River Flows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk upon my Johnny, I must go
Original Lyrics:
Off upon my journey I must go
"Where The River Flows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoever wear the clothes
Original Lyrics:
To where the river flows
"Why, Pt. 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgive me dear for my missed erection.
Original Lyrics:
Forgive me dear for my misdirection.
"Why, Pt. 2" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fall face to face with nice guys you ignored.
Original Lyrics:
I fall face to face with my scars you've ignored.
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