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"A Long December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A royal December and there's reason to the king
Original Lyrics:
A long December and there's reason to believe
"A Long December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A warm December and there's reason to believe
or
A warm September and there's reason to believe
or
A warm September and there's reason to believe
Original Lyrics:
A long December and there's reason to believe
"A Long December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's one more day I have the canned yams.
Original Lyrics:
And it's one more day up in the canyon.
"A Long December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's one more day I've been to canyon,
And it's one more night in Hollywood
And it's one more night in Hollywood
Original Lyrics:
And it's one more day up in the canyon,
And it's one more night in Hollywood
And it's one more night in Hollywood
"A Long December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's one more day up in the cannons
Original Lyrics:
And it's one more day up in the canyons
"A Long December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the feeling that it's all a lot of horseshit but no girls
Original Lyrics:
And the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters but no pearls
"A Long December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's General Hospital
Original Lyrics:
The smell of hospital
"A Long December" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of popsicles in the winter
Original Lyrics:
The smell of hospitals in the winter
"A Murder Of One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a perfectness inside you.
Original Lyrics:
There's a bird that nests inside you.
"Accidentally In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Axin' down on the inlaws
Original Lyrics:
Accidentally in love
"Accidentally In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world is such a bastard
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world is such a bastard
Original Lyrics:
Come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
"Accidentally In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I said I'm a slow boy runnin'.
Original Lyrics:
So I said I'm a snowball running.
"Accidentally in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn to Louis Pasteur
Original Lyrics:
Turn a little faster
"Amy Hit the Atmosphere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught herself a rocket-ride out of the scutter
Original Lyrics:
Caught herself a rocket-ride out of this gutter
"Angel of the Silences" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I scream
Original Lyrics:
Every time I dream
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A big paradise to put up a parking lot
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A big paradise, full of f***ing lies.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A gay pair of dice, put up a f**king light.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A gay paradise and put up a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A gay paradise at the foot of the parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A gay paradise, put up a f***in’ life.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A paid pair of dice, put up a f***ing line.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A paved paradise, put up a parking lot
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pink paradise to put up a parking lot
or
They paint paradise to put up a parking lot.
or
They paint paradise to put up a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pink paradise, and put up a pumpkin pie
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pink paradise, they put up a f***ing lie.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A plate of fried rice and put in a pork in pot
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a big yellow taxi took my fun away.
Original Lyrics:
And a big yellow taxi took my girl away.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And pay paradise, to put up a f***ing line.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put in a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At the babe paradise they told us a f*cking lie
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big paradise put up a f*** and lie.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big paradise, put up a f***ing lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big paradise, put up a park in life.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big yellow taxi took my foot away
Original Lyrics:
Big yellow taxi took my girl away
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't it always seem to go,
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone
If you love paradise, you'll put up a f*cking life.
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone
If you love paradise, you'll put up a f*cking life.
Original Lyrics:
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got till it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parkin' lot
That you don't know what you got till it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parkin' lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got, now it's gone
I hate paradise, what a f***ing lie.
That you don't know what you've got, now it's gone
I hate paradise, what a f***ing lie.
Original Lyrics:
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't it always seem to snow,
when you don't know what it is till it's gone,
a pink paradise, pick up my coffee pot.
when you don't know what it is till it's gone,
a pink paradise, pick up my coffee pot.
Original Lyrics:
Don't it always seem to go,
that you don't know what you got till it's gone
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot!
that you don't know what you got till it's gone
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot!
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donut holes they seem to go
But you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
You pay paradise, put up a parkin' lot.
But you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
You pay paradise, put up a parkin' lot.
Original Lyrics:
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Evade paradise, I'm sick of the f***ing lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot .
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Great big paradise and put up a f***ing love.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey paradise put up a fork in life
Original Lyrics:
Paved paradise and put up a parking lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey paradise, put up a f***in' light.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey paradise, put up the barking lice.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Paradise, put up a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, paradise, put back the funk in life.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care about spots on the owls.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care about spots on my apples.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care about spots or marbles.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care about spots on my apples.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I paid a pair of guys put up a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shaved my a** and boy it hurt a lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If it ain't paradise, put out the f***in' light.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If it ain't paradise, then put up a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If it be paradise, put up a f***ing line.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't pair of dice, put up a f***ing lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't paradise to put up a f***in' lie.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise to put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't paradise to put up a f***ing lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise to put in a parking lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't paradise to put up with a f***ing lot
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise to put in a parking lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't paradise, put up a f***ing light.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't paradise, so put up a f*ck in love
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't paradise, so put up a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't paradise, to put up a f*cking law.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It aint paradise till you put up a parking lot
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It paid paradise to put up with f***ing love.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a true paradise and put up a funky lie.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Made big paradise and put up a f***ing love.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pave paradise, and put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel and boots, you got a swingin' hot spot.
With a pink hotel and boots, you got a swingin' hot spot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot.
With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paved pairs of dice to put up a f***in' lie.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink pair of dice to put in a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put in a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink paradise put on a parking lot
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parkin' lot
and I thought the title was pink paradise!!!!!!!!!!!lol:)
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink paradise put up the f***ing lights.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink paradise, put up a park a lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The big yellow taxi-- he took my grill away!
Original Lyrics:
And a big yellow taxi took my girl away.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The pink paradise and put out a f***ing lie.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They came out at night and put up a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They made paradise to put off our f*cking life
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put in a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid a pair of dykes to put up a f***ing lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid paradise and put up a f***ing lie
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid paradise and put up a f***ing light
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid paradise and put up a fork in love
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid paradise and put up a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid paradise to put up a f***ing lawn.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid paradise to put up a f***ing lot
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid paradise to put up a fog in life
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid paradise to put up a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid paradise to put up a punk in line
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid paradise, to put up a f***ing lie.
Original Lyrics:
They paid paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paid paradise, to put up a pumpkin lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paint paradise to put up a f***ing life.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a f***ing light.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a f***ing lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paved paradise to get a fucking life.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paved paradise to put up a parkin' lot
In a big town, you're gonna swing in a hot spot.
In a big town, you're gonna swing in a hot spot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parkin' lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot.
With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a f*cking lot
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put in a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They paved paradise, put up the funkin' lights.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They pay a pair of guys to put up a parking lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They pay paradise, and put up a pumpkin pie.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They pay paradise, put up a f***ing life
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They saved paradise, I've put up a f***ing lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They take paradise, and put up a f***ing line.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put in a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To be paradise, put up a f***in' life.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To reach paradise, put up a f***ing life.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Today's paradise, put up with f***king life
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Today's paradise, they put up a f***ing lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
True paradise, put up a fock in love
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're in paradise, put up a freakin' lot.
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a big ol' telephone booth and a swingin' hot spot.
Original Lyrics:
With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a big ole turn of boots you got a swingin' hot spot.
Original Lyrics:
With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a pink hotel, a booty
Gonna swing it, hot shot.
Gonna swing it, hot shot.
Original Lyrics:
With a pink hotel, a boutique
And a swingin' hot spot.
And a swingin' hot spot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a pink old tele-boutique
And a swingin' hot spot.
And a swingin' hot spot.
Original Lyrics:
With a pink hotel, a boutique
And a swingin' hot spot.
And a swingin' hot spot.
"Big Yellow Taxi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You big paradise! You put up with f***in’ lies!
Original Lyrics:
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
"Einstein On The Beach (For An Eggman)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the things Maria appear for
An eggman fallen off the wall
We'll never be together again.
An eggman fallen off the wall
We'll never be together again.
Original Lyrics:
All the king's men reappear
For an eggman fallen off the wall
He'll never be together again.
For an eggman fallen off the wall
He'll never be together again.
"Einstein On The Beach (For An Eggman)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world begins to disappear
The words they come from in Zaire.
The words they come from in Zaire.
Original Lyrics:
The world begins to disappear
The worst things come from inside here.
The worst things come from inside here.
"Einstein On The Beach (For An Eggman)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world begins to disappear
The words they come from inside here
All my kinsmen reappear
For an apeman climbing on the wall
And never be together again.
The words they come from inside here
All my kinsmen reappear
For an apeman climbing on the wall
And never be together again.
Original Lyrics:
The world begins to disappear
The worst things come from inside here
All the king's men reappear
For an eggman fallen off the wall
He'll never be together again.
The worst things come from inside here
All the king's men reappear
For an eggman fallen off the wall
He'll never be together again.
"Einstein On The Beach" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For Aunt Edna, Aunt Edna, oh no
Original Lyrics:
For an eggman, falling off a wall
"Goodnight Elisabeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Settle down, down, down in Des Moines.
Original Lyrics:
Settle down, down, down in the bone.
"Hangin' Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said "right now I'm so f***ed"
Original Lyrics:
She sat right down on the sofa
"Hangin' Around" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, this duck's so tired
Weighed by the chains that keep me.
Weighed by the chains that keep me.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm stuck so tight
Weighed by the chains that keep me.
Weighed by the chains that keep me.
"Hanginaround" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in Angela Town, sit down on the corner
I've seen rummies around this hotel for way too long
I've seen rummies around this hotel for way too long
Original Lyrics:
I been hanginaround this town on the corner
I been bummin' around this old town for way too long
I been bummin' around this old town for way too long
"Hanginaround" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait, wait, wait, wait too long
Original Lyrics:
Way, way, way, way too long
"Hanginaround" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We spend all day in the sofa
Original Lyrics:
We spend all day getting sober
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the beautiful colors are very bury me in soft.
Original Lyrics:
All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the beautiful colors are very, very beautiful.
Original Lyrics:
All of the beautiful colors are very, very meaningful.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to be someone jauntily, jauntily, jauntily, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
And I want to be someone to believe, to believe, to believe, yeah!
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to be someone's jumper lead.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to be someone to believe.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But when everybody loves me,
I'm going to be just about as happy as Huckabee
I'm going to be just about as happy as Huckabee
Original Lyrics:
But when everybody loves me,
I wanna be just about as happy as I can be
I wanna be just about as happy as I can be
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut up in Rio, show me some of that spanish dancin' that
Hands me a bottle, Mr. Jones
Hands me a bottle, Mr. Jones
Original Lyrics:
Cut up, Maria, show me some of them spanish dances
And pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones
And pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down through the roulette
Original Lyrics:
Down through the mornin'
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants to pass as cops.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants to pass as cats
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants to pass his gas.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants to pass as cats.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants to pass these caps
Original Lyrics:
Everybody wants to pass as cats
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt so sympathetic yesterday
Original Lyrics:
I felt so symbolic yesterday
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I pull myself and play guitar
Original Lyrics:
I bought myself a gray guitar.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a lion
Everybody wants to pants those cats
Everybody wants to pants those cats
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be a lion
Everybody wants to pass as cats
Everybody wants to pass as cats
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be someone
That you'll believe, you'll believe, you'll believe, yeah
That you'll believe, you'll believe, you'll believe, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be someone
To believe, to believe, to believe, yeah
To believe, to believe, to believe, yeah
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be a bought dinner.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be Bob Dylan.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was down in the nude a**hole, damn
Original Lyrics:
I was down in the New Amsterdam
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I knew Picasso
I would buy myself a painting.
I would buy myself a painting.
Original Lyrics:
If I knew Picasso
I would buy myself a gray guitar and play.
I would buy myself a gray guitar and play.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I wanna be here by dinner
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be Bob Dylan
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
And we stare at the beautiful river
And we stare at the beautiful river
Original Lyrics:
Mr Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
And we stare at the beautiful women
And we stare at the beautiful women
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Jones let me tell each other fairy tales
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation
With his black-hair, the men go dancing.
With his black-hair, the men go dancing.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation
With this black-haired flamenco dancer.
With this black-haired flamenco dancer.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation
With this black-haired flamingo dancer.
With this black-haired flamingo dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation
With this black-haired flamenco dancer.
With this black-haired flamenco dancer.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more, and f**k you.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She dances rockets for the place
She's suddenly beautiful.
She's suddenly beautiful.
Original Lyrics:
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful.
She's suddenly beautiful.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She dances well as Father plays guitar.
She's suddenly beautiful.
She's suddenly beautiful.
Original Lyrics:
She dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful.
She's suddenly beautiful.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So come dance aside, let's dance through the morning.
Original Lyrics:
So come dance this silence down through the morning.
"Mr. Jones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all want someone beautiful.
I know, she's always beautiful
I know, she's always beautiful
Original Lyrics:
We all want something beautiful.
I wish I was beautiful
I wish I was beautiful
"Omaha" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of the night there's an old man threading his toast through a bucket of rain.
Original Lyrics:
In the middle of the night there's an old man threading his toes through a bucket of rain.
"Omaha" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave your money back after dawn
Original Lyrics:
Get your money back at the door
"Perfect Blue Buildings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna get me a little Libyan baby.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby.
"Perfect Blue Buildings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Need to get me some lithium, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby.
"Rain King" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I belong in the cervix of the Queen.
Original Lyrics:
I belong in the service of the Queen.
"Raining In Baltimore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's raining here in Baltimore
Fifteen months a year.
Fifteen months a year.
Original Lyrics:
It's raining in Baltimore
Fifteen miles east.
Fifteen miles east.
"Recovering the Satellites" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We only stay in August, for just a moment in time
Original Lyrics:
We only stay in orbit for just a moment n time
"Round Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Round here we never sense a bad omen
Original Lyrics:
'Round here we're never sent to bed early
"Round Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the girl on the car in the parking lot says:
'Men should try to take a shot'
'Men should try to take a shot'
Original Lyrics:
But the girl on the car in the parking lot says:
'Man, you should try to take a shot'
'Man, you should try to take a shot'
"Round Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lock the front door, lock a ghost into a fog,
Where no one notices the contrast of white on white
Where no one notices the contrast of white on white
Original Lyrics:
Stepped out the front door like a ghost into the fog
Where no one notices the contrast of white on white
Where no one notices the contrast of white on white
"Round Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Steebot the front door lock the ghost into a wall
Where no one notices the contrast of white on white.
Where no one notices the contrast of white on white.
Original Lyrics:
Stepped out the front door like a ghost into a fog
Where no one notices the contrast of white on white.
Where no one notices the contrast of white on white.
"Round Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the door, I hear her trying
Original Lyrics:
Through the door, I hear her crying
"The Rain King"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am d-r-r-rinking!
Original Lyrics:
I am the rain king.
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