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"Anyone For Tennis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they are setting up the chessboard
While Jeff rolls out the dice.
While Jeff rolls out the dice.
Original Lyrics:
And fate is setting up the chessboard
While death rolls out the dice.
While death rolls out the dice.
"Anyone For Tennis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow Buddhist monkeys burning brightly at the zoo.
Original Lyrics:
The yellow Buddhist monk is burning brightly at the zoo.
"Anyone For Tennis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow Bullis monkeys burning brightly at the zoo.
Original Lyrics:
Yellow Buddhist monk is burning brightly at the zoo.
"Badge" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know just how the wheel goes 'round?
AND
She didn't have the time to wank you.
She cried away her lie s*** she bet up the cradle.
AND
She didn't have the time to wank you.
She cried away her lie s*** she bet up the cradle.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you notice how the wheel goes 'round?
AND
She didn't have the time to wait in the queue
She cried away her life since she fell off the cradle
AND
She didn't have the time to wait in the queue
She cried away her life since she fell off the cradle
"Badge" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know just how the wheel goes 'round?
She didn't have the time to wank you.
She cried away her lie s*** she bet up the cradle.
She didn't have the time to wank you.
She cried away her lie s*** she bet up the cradle.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you notice how the wheel goes 'round?
She didn't have the time to wait in the queue.
She cried away her life since she fell off the cradle.
She didn't have the time to wait in the queue.
She cried away her life since she fell off the cradle.
"Badge" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I told you 'bout a kid, now he's not a tomato.
Original Lyrics:
Now I told you 'bout our kid, now he's married to Mable.
"Badge" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I told you bout our kid,
now he's not a tomato
now he's not a tomato
Original Lyrics:
Then I told you 'bout our kid,
now he's married to Mabel
now he's married to Mabel
"Badge" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Told you 'bout the swans, that they live in the park
Then I told you 'bout our kid, how he's not a tomato
Then I told you 'bout our kid, how he's not a tomato
Original Lyrics:
Told you 'bout the swans, that they live in the park
Then I told you 'bout our kid, now he's married to Mabel.
Then I told you 'bout our kid, now he's married to Mabel.
"Badge" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Y'know I told you 'bout my kid, no, he's not a tomato.
Original Lyrics:
Then I told you 'bout our kid, now he's married to Mabel.
"Born Under A Bad Sign" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No wine or women do I crave
Ain't got no body
Don't need no grave.
Ain't got no body
Don't need no grave.
Original Lyrics:
No wine or women do I crave
Big bad woman
Gunna carry me to my grave.
Big bad woman
Gunna carry me to my grave.
"Crossroads" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Asked someone above for mercy
Original Lyrics:
Ask the Lord above for mercy.
"Crossroads" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a buffalo for me.
Original Lyrics:
Ask the Lord above for mercy.
"Crossroads" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I swallowed a duck for mercy.
Original Lyrics:
Asked the Lord above for mercy.
"Crossroads" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went down to the crossroads
Tried to play Gay Ride.
Tried to play Gay Ride.
Original Lyrics:
I went down to the crossroads
Tried to flag a ride.
Tried to flag a ride.
"Crossroads" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Going down to Rosedale, take my rider by my side
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down to the crossroads
Take my rider by my side.
Take my rider by my side.
"Crossroads" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going down to Rosedale, take my rider by my side
Original Lyrics:
Going down to the crossroads, take my rider by my side
"Crossroads" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can still buy a house, baby, on the riverside.
Original Lyrics:
We can still barrelhouse, baby, on the riverside.
This is a cover of Robert Johnson's 'Crossroads'. However this is really a verse from Johnson's 'Traveling Riverside Blues', not 'Crossroads', as originally written.
"Crossroads" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can still powerhouse, baby, on the riverside
AND
Tell my friends all around
AND
Tell my friends all around
Original Lyrics:
You can still barrel house, baby, on the riverside
AND
Tell my friend, Boy Willie Brown
AND
Tell my friend, Boy Willie Brown
"Crossroads" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
gGin' down to the crossroads
Take my right arm by my side.
Take my right arm by my side.
Original Lyrics:
Goin' down to the crossroads
Take my rider by my side.
Take my rider by my side.
"I Feel Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The pavement's a one inch crowd.
Original Lyrics:
The pavements are one huge crowd.
"Pressed Rat and Warthog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Selling a toner apples Anthropoid hate
Original Lyrics:
Selling atonal apples Amplified heat
"Strange Brew" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do what society do?
or
Girl, what's inside of you?
or
Girl, what's inside of you?
Original Lyrics:
Killin' what inside of you
"Strange Brew" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a boat in the middle of a raging sea,
She would make a scene for it all to be Ignored.
She would make a scene for it all to be Ignored.
Original Lyrics:
On a boat in the middle of a raging sea,
She would make a scene when it ought to be Ignored.
She would make a scene when it ought to be Ignored.
"Strange Brew" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's some kind of demon dusting in the flue
Original Lyrics:
She's some kind of demon messing in the glue.
"Strange Brew" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's some kind of demon, dashing in the poo.
Original Lyrics:
She's some kind of demon messing in the glue.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you my docile prize.
Original Lyrics:
Give you my dawn surprise.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you my dog, surprise.
Original Lyrics:
Give you my dawn surprise.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you my doll surprise.
Original Lyrics:
Give you my dawn surprise.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you my dong surprise
Original Lyrics:
Give you my dawn surprise.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you my dark surprise
or
Give you my dose of pride
or
Give you my dose of pride
Original Lyrics:
Give you my dawn surprise
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you my dull surprise
Original Lyrics:
Give you my dawn surprise
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll sloopy with you, my love.
Original Lyrics:
I'll soon be with you, my love.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll soon be with you, my love
To give you my dull surprise
To give you my dull surprise
Original Lyrics:
I'll soon be with you, my love
To give you my dawn surprise
To give you my dawn surprise
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stay with you 'til my teeth are dried, oh.
Original Lyrics:
I'll stay with you 'til my seas are dried up.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stay with you till my seas are all dried up
Original Lyrics:
I'll stay with you till my seeds are all dried up
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gettin' your dog
Original Lyrics:
It's gettin' near dawn.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the morning in just week two.
Original Lyrics:
It's the morning and just we two.
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the morning you just weep to
Original Lyrics:
It's the morning and just we two
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The lights shining through warn you
Original Lyrics:
The light shining through on you
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To give you my dog's surprise
Original Lyrics:
To give you my dark surprise
"Sunshine Of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To give you my dose of pride.
Original Lyrics:
To give you my dawn surprise.
"Sunshine of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give you my doll suprise
Original Lyrics:
Give you my dawn surprise.
"Sunshine of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be with you till my seeds are dried, uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
I'll stay with you till my seeds are all dried up
"Sunshine of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stay with you darling now
I'll stay with you till my seed's all dried up
I'll stay with you till my seed's all dried up
Original Lyrics:
I'll stay with you darling now
I'll stay with you till my seas are dried up
I'll stay with you till my seas are dried up
I think my lyric is better, but either one is Ewww...the band's name was The Cream after all.
"Sunshine of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's getting me down
Original Lyrics:
It's getting near down
"Sunshine of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's getting near dawn, when lights close their tired eyes.
Original Lyrics:
It's getting near dawn, when nights close their tired eyes.
"Sunshine of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's getting too dark
Original Lyrics:
It's getting near dawn
"Sunshine of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's skidding dear dawn
The night squirrels with tired eyes
The night squirrels with tired eyes
Original Lyrics:
It's getting near dawn
When lights close their tired eyes
When lights close their tired eyes
"Sunshine of Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve been rating so long
Original Lyrics:
I’ve been waiting so long
"Tales Of Brave Ulysses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was naked, East was tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing.
By the sirens sweetly singing.
Original Lyrics:
How his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing.
By the sirens sweetly singing.
"Tales of Brave Ulysses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you want to come inside her
Original Lyrics:
And you want to take her with you
"Tales of Brave Ulysses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How his name can ears will torture
By the sirens sweetly singing.
By the sirens sweetly singing.
Original Lyrics:
How his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing.
By the sirens sweetly singing.
"The Sunshine of Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be with you 'till my Ceasar rider.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be with you 'till my seeds are dried up.
"Those Were The Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden cymbals flying a mockery of sound
Original Lyrics:
Golden cymbals flying on ocarina sounds
"Those Were the Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden cymbals flying a mockery of sound
Original Lyrics:
Golden cymbals flying on ocarina sounds
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Always, Len, f*** you when the grain's gone bad
Original Lyrics:
I'll wait in the queue when the trains come back
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And some d***head, left his easle, in my window.
Original Lyrics:
At the platform, restless diesels, goodbye window.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And some d***head, rests his knees, oh, goodbye window.
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye windows
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I walked out,
felt my oatmeal just beginning.
felt my oatmeal just beginning.
Original Lyrics:
As I walked out,
felt my own need just beginning.
felt my own need just beginning.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At the party, she was kindness in the hard crowd
Original Lyrics:
At the party, she was kindness in the hard frown
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black proof country, no go pavements, tired starlings.
Silver horsehead, ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes.
That one dickhead, rested easels, go buy windows.
Isolation, for the old poo, now forgotten.
Silver horsehead, ran down moonbeams in your dark eyes.
That one dickhead, rested easels, go buy windows.
Isolation, for the old poo, now forgotten.
Original Lyrics:
Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings.
Silver horses, ran down moonbeams, in your dark eyes.
Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye windows.
Consolation for the old wound now forgotten.
Silver horses, ran down moonbeams, in your dark eyes.
Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye windows.
Consolation for the old wound now forgotten.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blackroof country, no dole payments, tired starlings.
Original Lyrics:
Blackroof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Consolation for the old room
(later)
Teacher's dressing
(later)
Teacher's dressing
Original Lyrics:
Consolation for the old wound
(later)
She's just dressing
(later)
She's just dressing
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fat plump d***head
Breast Mestizo
or
That one ticket
Restless easel
Breast Mestizo
or
That one ticket
Restless easel
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket,
restless diesels
restless diesels
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello tigers crouched in jungles
Original Lyrics:
Yellow tigers crouched in jungles
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll wait and f**k you when the trains come by.
Original Lyrics:
I'll wait in the queue when the trains come back.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a white man
With 2 black guys
And some K.Y.
With 2 black guys
And some K.Y.
Original Lyrics:
In a white room
With black curtains
Near the station.
With black curtains
Near the station.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a white room with black cousins.
Original Lyrics:
In a white room with black curtains.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a white room, with flying cartons, in the station.
Original Lyrics:
In a white room, with black curtains, at the station.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a white room
With black curtains
And crustaceans.
With black curtains
And crustaceans.
Original Lyrics:
In a white room
With black curtains
At the station.
With black curtains
At the station.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the white room With black cultures
Original Lyrics:
In the white room With black curtains
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the white room with black curtains at the station
Original Lyrics:
In a white room with black curtains near the station
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the white room
With my cousins
At the station
With my cousins
At the station
Original Lyrics:
In a white room
With black curtains
At the station
With black curtains
At the station
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phantom d***head, restless bezels.
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket, restless diesels.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Platform d***head, restless diesels...
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket, restless diesels
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Platform d***head, restless measles
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket, restless diesels
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Platform dickhead,
restless diesels,
goodbye windows
restless diesels,
goodbye windows
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket,
restless diesels,
goodbye windows
restless diesels,
goodbye windows
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Season's dressing, goodbye windows, tired starlings
Original Lyrics:
She's just dressing, goodbye windows, tired starlings.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's distressing, goodbye windows, tie yours, darling.
Original Lyrics:
She's just dressing, goodbye windows, tired starlings.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Silver horses, Landau moonbeams, in your dark eyes
Original Lyrics:
Silver horses, ran down moonbeams, in your dark eyes
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That blond d***head, that's Ms. Diesel's goodbye window
Original Lyrics:
At the platform, restless diesels, goodbye window.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That one d***head es mestizo, goodbye weirdo.
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket, restless diesels, goodbye windows.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That one ticket, restless easels
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket, restless diesels
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That one ticket, restless egos.
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket, restless diesels.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That some dickhead,
rest his soul said,
good vibrations
rest his soul said,
good vibrations
Original Lyrics:
Platform ticket,
restless easel,
goodbye windows
restless easel,
goodbye windows
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said most dreams could secure you at the station.
Original Lyrics:
You said no strings could secure you at the station.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said no strings
Could take your youth
At the station.
Could take your youth
At the station.
Original Lyrics:
You said no strings
Could secure you
At the station.
Could secure you
At the station.
"White Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're no white dude,
big black cousin at the station
big black cousin at the station
Original Lyrics:
In a white room,
black curtains, at the station
black curtains, at the station
"World of Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside my window is a tree.
There are only four leaves.
And it stands in disgrace in the city,
No time for pity for the Tree of Me.
There are only four leaves.
And it stands in disgrace in the city,
No time for pity for the Tree of Me.
Original Lyrics:
Outside my window is a tree
There only for me.
And it stands in the grey of the city,
No time for pity for the tree or me.
There only for me.
And it stands in the grey of the city,
No time for pity for the tree or me.
This song was written by Gail Delta Collins, who shot and killed her husband, Cream producer Felix Pappalardi. World of Pain, indeed.
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