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"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
A train should do you good.
A change would do you good.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Aging booze
Aging blues
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
And I'm calling Bobby on the squeegie board.
or
And I'm calling Ghandi on the ouija board
And I'm calling Buddy on the ouija board
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Butt change would do you good.
A change would do you good.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Canine, feline, Gentlemen high.
Canine, feline, Jekyll and Hyde.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Chekov, Jimmy, everybody wants more
Jack off Jimmy, everybody wants more
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Dinner's at six, wear your semen shoes
Dinner's at six, wear your cement shoes
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
God, I'm feeling insincere.
Low fed, low fat, higher one here.
Sell your ice and go to school.
Get a young girlfriend, that is cool.
Bottom feeder insincere,
High fed low fat pioneer,
Sell the house and go to school.
Pretty young girlfriend, daddy's jewel.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
He's attackin' a canary,
drinking full strength beer
He's a platinum canary
drinking Falstaff beer
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
He's splattin' a canary,
drinking Falstaff beer
He's a platinum canary
drinking Falstaff beer
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Hot Jane will do you good.
A change will do you good.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Hot change would do you good.
A change would do you good.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
I know it's me, I'm not at home
If you like to reach me, read me at home
Hello, it's me, I'm not at home
If you like to reach me, leave me alone
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
I think I'd change to do you girl
I think a change would do you good
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Jimmy's lining in a paperbag
His big fat a** is a pimped out cab.
Ten years living in a paperbag
Feedback baby he's a flipped out cat.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Mercedes Ruehl with a renter's leer
Mercedes rule in a rented Lear
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Scully and Mulder on the kitchen floor.
Scully and Angel on the kitchen floor.
"A Change Would Do You Good" (MP3)
Skulling an Angle on the kitchen floor.
Scully and Angel on the kitchen floor.
'Til the sun comes up on a Santa Claus cup full of lard.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
'Til the sun comes up
Any saint is going to go for the car.
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
'til the sun comes up and we're standin' on a couple of bars
'til the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
A happy couple interested in the bar
Dang, they're just so close to one another.
The bartender looks up from his one as.
A happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another.
The bartender looks up from his want ads.
A hippy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up to them as one ass
A happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads.
A scrappy couple enters the bar
Amorously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his c*nt ads.
A happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads.
All I wanna do is 'Hooked on Phonics'.
All I wanna do is have some fun.
Hooked on phonics didn't work for me!
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over sunna munna couple of hours
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica boulevard
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up and I say I'm gonna gobble a farm!
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun come up on your dingleberries after a fudge.
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
All I wanna do is have some fun
When the sun comes up over Santa Monica por la var.
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
All I wanna do is have some lunch
All I wanna do is have some fun
All I wanna do is hooked on phonix
All I wanna do is have some fun
All I wanna do is hump John Farnham.
All I wanna do is have some fun.
John Farnham is a famous Australian singer.
All I wanna do is hurt someone
All I wanna do is have some fun
All I wanna do
Is Hooked on Phonics.
All I wanna do
Is have some fun.
And he's playin' up with-a me.
And he's plain ugly to me.
And the bar and this place is a giant car wash.
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
And the sun comes up over a cinematic couple of hearts.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica boulevard
As I recall nothing
It's apropos of nothin'
As he's playing up to me
And he's plain ugly to me
As the sun comes up over Santa Monica's bowl of lard.
As the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Before blowing a cushion amount
Before blowing and cursing 'em out
Billy likes to clean his navel with bottles of Bud
Billy likes to peel the labels off bottles of Bud
Daisy blows to one another.
or
Days, they blow from one another.
Dangerously close to one another
Dancing ballet
This is L.A.
Down to his big fingers
Before blowing and kooshing them out.
Down to his thick fingers
Before blowing and cursing them out.
Gonna take a couple kids to the park
Over Santa Monica Blvd
He says his name's Whim but I'm sure,
He's Bill or Billy or Macrobuddy
And he's playin' up with me
He says his name's William but I'm sure,
He's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's plain ugly to me
Hip hip hooray
This is L.A.
Hit it!
This ain't Nabisco
And it ain't no crunchy club, either
This is ballet
Hit it!
This ain't no disco
And it ain't no country club, either
This is L.A.
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up on a Senna Monna cup-holder-life.
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
I proposed nothing,
he says his name is William
But I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or buddy
And he's playing hooky with me
It's apropos of nothing,
he says his name is William
But I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or buddy
And he's plain ugly to me
I wanna tell you that you're the only one
I won't tell you that you're the only one
I'm sure I will, and I'd like to smack his buddy.
I'm sure it's Bill, Willy, Mac or Buddy.
Letting each one burn down to his fit fingers
Before blowing and cursing aloud
Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
Before blowing and cursing them out
Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
Before blowing the cush in his mouth.
Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
Before blowing and cursing them out.
Otherwise it's Paula Zahn
Otherwise the bar is ours
Otherwise sbarros is ours.
Otherwise the bar is ours.
Over Santa Monica, full of hearts.
Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Says the man next to me out and aware
Malapropos or nothin'.
Says the man next to me out of nowhere
It's apropo of nothin'.
The bartender looks up from his warm ass
or
The bartender looks up from his one ass
The bartender looks up from his want ads
The good pee holes of the world are washin' their cars
Hosin' and slobberin' the best they can.
The good people of the world are washing their cars
Hosing and scrubbing the best they can.
There's a man next to me
I don't know where
...Says a man next to me
Out of nowhere
They drive their shiny grandsons and bricks
Back to the phone company, to wreck a star or two
or
They drive their shiny grandsons and books
Back to the phone company, a record store or two
They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
Back to the phone company, the record store too
Till the sun comes up
On the sentimental look at the farm.
Until the sun comes up
On the Santa Monica Boulevard.
To other wives the bar is ours
A day in the night in the car wash too
Otherwise the bar is ours
The day and the night and the car wash too
Under the sunken one and we're sippin' on a couple of beers.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the scum comes up I'll hit a couple of bars.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the song's covered on the 7th complementary part
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Blvd.
Until the sun comes up although Santa made a couple of farts
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up and I'll send 'em all a couple of cards.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up and Santa wants a cup full of fun.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up and sits upon a couple of farts.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up and we're sitting on a couple of cars.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up over the sentimental choo-choo of love
or
Until the sun comes up over Santa Mana couple of vase
or
Until the sun comes up gonna settle for a couple of fun
or
Until the sun comes up gonna settle for a couple of fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevarde
Until the sun comes up on a Santa Moni Coppola bar
'Til the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up on a cinnamon 'a' cup full of fun.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up on a cinnamon a bucket of lard
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up on the Santa Monna cup full of fun.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up on the center of Hollywood Blvd
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Blvd
Until the sun comes up on the ceremony cup of the fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up over 'Santa Mona Couple a Vard'.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up over Sana-Mony Couple Bar.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica full of bars.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up over Santa-Monna-Cup-Full-O-Bard
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up over cinnamon and Coke Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up over sent 'em of the Good Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up over sentimental cup full of lard
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up, although Santa mauled a couple of us
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up, and they send 'em all up too far.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up, selling monocles full of art
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up, we will settle for a couple of Buds.
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up
On a sandhill on a couple of farms.
Until the sun comes up
over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Until the sun comes up
On the center of Hollywood Boulevard
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Until the sun comes up
Got my seven lollipops in the car
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Blvd
Until this song comes up
On the 7-8-9-10-11-12
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Blvd.
When the sun comes up
Gonna get me to a couple of bars.
or
Gonna get me some chocalate bars.
or
Gonna get me a cup full of stars.
or
Gonna get me a tub full of lard.
or
Gonna get me a a couple of whores.
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
When the sun comes up
On the sentimental cup full of lard.
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Boulevard.
"Anything But Down"
I'm runnin back and forth the wine.
I run the bath and pour the wine.
"Best of Times"
My bras and boobs all from Japan
My frozen food comes from Japan
"Crash And Burn"
A chicken laid an egg across the road,
I lit a match that's left to burn for days
Antigone laid across the road
And let a Mack truck leave her there for dead
"Crash And Burn"
Just because love split the seas
Love my big brain but why lose your head?
Just because her lover split the scene
Well, love might be great, but why lose your head?
"Crash And Burn"
Love my big brain but why lose your head?
Love might be great, but why lose your head?
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Every day is a big commode.
Every day is a winding road.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Every day is infanticide
Every day is a faded sign
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
He was high on intellectualism
I've never been there but the bro' sure looks nice.
He was high on intellectualism
I've never been there but the brochure looks nice.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I get a little bit clustered
I get a little bit closer
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I used to ride with a vending machine repairman
I hitched a ride with a vending machine repairman
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I've been living on coffee and blue jeans
I've been living on coffee and nicotine
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I've been living on coffee and milk tea.
I've been living on coffee and nicotine.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I've been living on coffee and n***er teens.
or
I've been living on cops and soccer fiends.
I've been living on coffee and nicotine.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I've been living on coffee and n**ger teens
I've been living on coffee and nicotine
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I've been living on coffee and new tea
I've been living on coffee and nicotine
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on coffee and lutine.
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on caffeine and nicotine.
Lutine is a substance in Centrum Silver vitamins said to help the eyes.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on coffee and lutine.
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on caffeine and nicotine.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on coffee and Nutrasweet
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on caffeine and nicotine.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I've been swimming through a sea of anarchy.
I've been living on caffeine and mint tea.
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy.
I've been living on coffee and nicotine.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I've been swimming through a sea of monarchy
I've been living on caffeine and mint tea.
I've been swimming in a sea of anarchy
I've been living on caffeine and nicotine.
"Every Day Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Reebok, enjoy the show
Lay back, enjoy the show
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
Every day is a one-way road
or
Every day is a wrong way road
Every day is a winding road
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
Every day is a step at a time
Every day is a faded sign
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
Every day is a whining roll
Every day is a winding road
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
Everybody gets hot
Everybody gets slow
Everybody gets high
Everybody gets low
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
He's got a daughter he calls Easter
She was born on the fourth of July
He's got a daughter he calls Easter
She was born on a Tuesday night
Just as weird right?
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
He's got a daughter he calls Eastern
He's got a daughter he calls Easter
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
He's got a daughter he calls Sister
He's got a daughter he calls Easter
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
I get a little bit bloated
I get a little bit closer
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
I've been living on coffee and nigger tea
I've been living on coffee and nicotine
Nigger tea seems like something that would go hand in hand with black coffee if it existed.
"Every Day Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
I’ve been living on coffee and newtons
I've been living on coffee and nicotine
"Everyday Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
He was high on intellectualism
I've never been there, but the bull$1t looks nice.
He was high on intellectualism
I've never been there but the brochure looks nice.
"Everyday Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
I've been living on coffee and nutrients.
I've been living on coffee and nicotine.
seems healthier than the alternatives suggested
"Everyday Is A Winding Road" (MP3)
Were ever real
Were ever really heavenly
Were ever real
Were ever really happening
"Everyday Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
Every day is a feeling inside
Every day is a faded sign
"Everyday Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
Every day is a painted sign
Every day is a faded sign
"Everyday Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
Everyday is a one you love.
Everyday is a winding road.
"Everyday Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
I get a little bit busted
I get a little bit closer
"Everyday Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
I get a little bit coastal
I get a little bit closer
"Everyday Is a Winding Road" (MP3)
I get a little bit gross
I get a little bit closer
And every time you hear the roller coaster.
And every time you hear the rolling thunder.
I'm so damn horny.
I'm so downhearted.
So damn hearted
I was so downhearted.
My head is full of oysters
and my house is full of flies
My head is full of voices
and my house is full of lies
My head is full of voices
And my house is full of mice.
My head is full of voices
And my house is full of lies.
My head is full of voices
And my house is full of flies.
My head is full of voices
And my house is full of lies.
I shall be me.
I shall believe.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
And Benny Goodman's Corsican
And Benny Goodman's corset and pen
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
And Benny Goodman's corset and fez
And Benny Goodman's corset and pen
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Benny Goodman's corset and thong
Benny Goodman's corset and pen
'corset and thong' makes more sense to me than 'corset and pen'. But I guess I should take it up with Sheryl...
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Drink some jungles
Thrift store jungles
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
If it makes you caffeine
If it makes you happy
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
If it makes you happy, it can be the best
If it makes you happy it can't be that bad
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
If it makes you happy
then I'll kill your dad
If it makes you happy
it can't be that bad
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
If it makes you wacky
It can't be jackass
If it makes you happy
It can't be that bad
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
It can't be like that
It can't be that bad
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
It can't be my bad
It can't be that bad
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
It can't be on JAG
It can't be that bad
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
It can't be right back
It can't be that bad
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
It's campy again
It can't be that bad
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Put on a poncho
Prayed for mosquitos
Drank till I was thirsty again
We went searching through fists of jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle
Peril and shampoo
And Annie Germen's corset again
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitos
Drank till I was thirsty again
We went searching through thrift store jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle
Marilyn's shampoo and
Benny Goodman's corset and pen
It took me many times playing the song over and over again to try to understand what the lyrics were, and above was what I came up with. (Editor's note: Benny Goodman is a famous jazz musician of the 20th Century; probably one of the pioneers of jazz.)
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Put on a poncho
Made of mosquitoes
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitoes.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Put on a porn show
Click off the speedos.
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitoes.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Put on a porn show
Played for mosquitos.
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitos.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Put on a porn show
Put on a poncho
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Put on a punk show
Played for my Skittles
Put on a poncho
Played for mosquitoes.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Then why the hell are you Sol Saks?
Then why the hell are you so sad?
Sol Saks was the creator of the TV sitcom Bewitched (1964-72).
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Then why the hell are you thirsty?
Then why the hell are you so sad?
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
We went searching through crystal jungles.
We went searching through thrift store jungles.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
We went searching through distant jungles.
We went searching through thrift store jungles.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
We went searching through thrift store jumbles.
We went searching through thrift store jungles.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
Well, okay I may get some
I promised you I'd never be alone.
Well, okay I made this up
I promised you I'd never give up.
"If It Makes You Happy" (MP3)
You listen to Soul Train
You listen to Coltrane
Packed up the bulldog after all,
bulldozed the house and watched it fall
Packed up and moved out after all,
bulldozed the house and watched it fall
"Leaving Las Vegas" (MP3)
And I place my bed
And I place my bet
"Leaving Las Vegas" (MP3)
I'm leavin' life's big ass!
I'm leavin' Las Vegas!
"Light in Your Eyes"
You gotta taunt Tutu Wantu, made you
Taunt Tutu Wantu, understand
Taunt Tutu Wantu, pay you
For the time of your life
For the time of your life
You gotta talk to the One who made you
Talk to the One who understands
Talk to the One who gave you
All the light in your eyes
All the light in your eyes
"Long Gone Lonesome Blues"
My man is a woman is legally known.
A man needs a woman that he can lean on.
Don't you know your wife's dead?
Don't you know you're wasted?
"Members Only"
Uncle Eddie's hooked, don't ask again
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
"Members Only"
Uncle Larry's hooked on ass again.
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again.
"Members Only"
Uncle Larry's hooked on us again.
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again.
"Merry Christmas Baby"
I got good news on the radio
I got the music on the radio
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Did you know when you go
It's so perfect for me.
Did you know when you go
It's the perfect ending.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Don't you know, if you go
It's a perfect escape
To your bat cave, I've got a little sister.
Did you know when you go
It's the perfect ending?
To the bad day, I was just beginning.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
I woke up and called this morning,
I didn't know your voice was so horny
or
I woke up with God this morning
I don't know your voice was in warning
I woke up and called this morning
The tone of your voice was a warning
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
I woke up and coughed this morning
The tone of your voice was alarming
I woke up and called this morning
The tone of your voice was a warning.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
I woke up and coughed this morning
I woke up and called this morning
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
I woke up and gobbed this morning.
I woke up and called this morning.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
I woke up and, God, this morning
He told me the voice was a warning.
I woke up and called this morning
The tone of your voice was a warning.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
I woke up in God this morning
I woke up and called this morning
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
I woke up in court this morning
I woke up and called this morning
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
I woke up in goth this morning.
I woke up and called this morning.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
It's so perfect to me
or
It's so perfect for me
It's the perfect ending
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
It's so perfect to me
It's the perfect ending
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
Tell my ferret to stay
You're my favorite mistake
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
You're my David Mustaine.
Oh, you're my favorite mistake.
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
You're my fav-o-rite game
or
You're my fav-o-rite things
You're my favorite mistake
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
You're my favorite Hispanic
You're my favorite mistake
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
You're my favorite mainstay
You're my favorite mistake
"My Favorite Mistake" (MP3)
You're my favorite steak.
You're my favorite mistake.
"Real Gone"
I’m American made from a lost Chevrolet
My mama told me “Want some ride?”
I’m American made; Bud Light, Chevrolet
My mama taught me wrong from right
"Real Gone"
My mama taught me routes from Raleigh.
My mama taught me wrong from right.
"Run Rudolph Run"
Santa’s naked into town
Santa’s making it to town
Every time I filet.
Every time I feel lame.
Holds meetings in Nagasaki.
Holds meetings in his RV.
Holds meetings in his office.
Holds meetings in his RV.
I'm gonna Socrates sound.
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
I'm gonna choke off the sun
or
I'm gonna junk off your son
or
I'm gonna choke off your son.
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
I'm gonna circle the sun.
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
I'm gonna silk up the sun.
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
I'm gonna soak up the sun
Gonna tell everyone to lay on you.
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up.
I'm gonna swallow the sun.
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
I'm gonna tell everyone to lie tonight.
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up.
I'm gonna tell everyone to light a blunt.
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up.
I'm gonna tell them that
I have got no other plans.
I'm gonna tell them that
I have got no one to blame.
I'm not a Communist.
My friend, the Communist
I've got a Comic job
I've got a crummy job
I've got a Commie job.
I've got a crummy job.
I've got a comic job.
I've got a crummy job.
I've got no one to blame
Every time I feel lay my burden down
I've got no one to blame
For every time I feel lame I'm looking up
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his 'offie'.
My friend, the Communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his Audi.
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his lobby.
or
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his Offee.
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his office.
My friend the Communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
My friend the communist
Holds meeting in his coffee.
My friend the communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
My friend, the Communist
Holds meetings in his Offy.
My friend, the Communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
An 'offy' is a term some people use for an off licence/liquer store in the UK. [Ed.'s note: 'Offy' is also short for Offenhauser, a popular racing engine manufacturer in the Indianapolis 500 until 1983.]
My friend, the Communist
Holds meetings in his office.
My friend, the Communist
Holds meetings in his RV.
My friends they call me a les.
My friend, the Communist.
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
Before it goes down on me
I'm gonna soak up the sun.
Before it goes out on me
I'm gonna sum up this song
I'm gonna soak up the sun
I'm gonna tell everyone two lives ain't enough.
I'm gonna tell everyone to lighten up.
I was always puzzled by how she said "two lives" and I was like "don't you mean that one life isn't enough? People rarely have two lives..."
I’m gonna choke up the sun
I’m gonna soak up the sun
I’m gonna joke up the sun
or
I’m gonna smoke on a cigar
I’m gonna soak up the sun
I’m gonna surf up the sun
I’m gonna soak up the sun
To win this summer view now
To win me some of your love
Godspeed the Queen
Like Steve McQueen
I'm Steve the Queen
And all I need is a fast machine.
Like Steve McQueen
All we need is a fast machine.
Like Steve McQueen
All we need is a fax machine.
Like Steve McQueen
All we need is a fast machine.
Like Steve McQueen
All we need's a sex machine.
Like Steve McQueen
All we need is a fast machine.
Like steam, the clean
All we need is a fax machine.
Like Steve McQueen
All we need is a fast machine.
Are you stroganoff to be my man?
Are you strong enough to be my man?
Are you strong enough for the CIA?
Are you strong enough to be my man?
Are you strong enough to be my aunt?
Are you strong enough to be my man?
Lobotomy, I promise, I believe.
Lie to me, I promise I'll believe.
When I'm throwing bug juice in the air
When I'm throwing punches in the air
You got cheap shoes, a Malibu, and big 'Pleather' thighs.
You got cheap shoes, a Malibu, and big public fights.
You got cheap shoes, a Malibu, and big puffy thighs.
You got cheap shoes, a Malibu, and big public fights.
You're all cheap shoes & malibus & big f***ing thighs.
You're all cheap shoes & malibus & big public fights.
You're all cheap shoes & malibus & big fluffy thighs
You're all cheap shoes & malibus & big public fights
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
And I'm sure going to give you a child.
And I'm sure going to give you a try.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
But when it comes to bein' lucky, he's Durst.
But when it comes to bein' lucky, he's cursed.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
The first God was a teapot.
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
The first cloud is the deepest.
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
The first dive in the deepend.
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
The first guy is the deepest
[Later]
When it comes to love in need he is the worst.
or
When it comes to loving me, he's first.
The first cut is the deepest
[Later]
When it comes to loving me, he's (the) worst.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
The first slut is the deepest.
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
The nurse cut off a p##is
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
The sky is the deepest.
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest"
The thirst god is the deepest.
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is the Deepest"
He's first
He's cursed
"The First Cut Is the Deepest"
Try to love a pet
Try to love again
"The First Cut is the Deepest"
He's burst
He's first
"The First Cut is the Deepest"
He's turd
He's first
"The First Cut is the Deepest"
The first God is a defense
The first cut is the deepest
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
I drive dastardly on a Saturday night
or
I dried dashes on a Saturday night
or
I dried ashes on a Saturday night
or
I dropped a mattress on a Saturday night.
I dropped acid on a Saturday night.
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
I saw a chick pea take sick leave.
The photo chick made to look sickly.
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
I tried dancing on a Saturday Night
Just to see what the fuss was about
I dropped acid on a Saturday Night
Just to see what the fuss was about
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
Idry does it on a Saturday night
Just to see what the fuss was about.
I dropped acid on a Saturday night
Just to see what the fuss was about.
"There Goes The Neighborhood" (MP3)
Sunshine Sally and the heiress of soft
Don't like the scene anyhow
I tried dancin' almost every night just to see what the fuss was about.
Sunshine Sally and Peter Ustinov
Don't like the scene anyhow
I dropped acid on a Saturday night just to see what the fuss was about.
"There Goes the Neighborhood" (MP3)
I tried dancing on a Saturday night.
I dropped acid on a Saturday night.
"Tomorrow Never Dies"
But tears, girls and guns.
Martinis, girls and guns.
"Tomorrow Never Dies"
Don't get 'em killed
I laid a plot all on the floor.
Darling, you killed
I'm in a puddle on the floor.
"Tomorrow Never Dies"
Fascinations gonna lure.
Fascinations galore
"Tomorrow Never Dies"
Still you realize
See you in your eyes
"Tomorrow Never Dies"
Vacillations, good lord.
Fascinations galore
"Tomorrow Never Dies"
You're nothing, only a spy out there.
You're not the only spy out there.
"Tomrow Never Dies"
Sing while eating eyes
See you in your eyes
"You're An Original" (MP3)
You're a Norwegian old lady.
You're an original, baby.