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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Howie Day

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Howie Day that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 15 misheard song lyrics for Howie Day on amIright currently.

"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm hopin' your clothes
Will fall off, you know.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm open, you're closed
Where I follow, you'll go.
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even the long words seem to rhyme
Original Lyrics:
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even the wrong ones seem to ride
Original Lyrics:
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
For life
Original Lyrics:
Collide
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glide
or
Go live
or
Polite
or
Giraffe
Original Lyrics:
Collide
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm up in your clothes.
Original Lyrics:
I'm open, you're closed.
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
July
Original Lyrics:
Collide
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
K-Lite
Original Lyrics:
Collide
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please open your clothes.
Original Lyrics:
I'm open, you're closed.
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polite
Original Lyrics:
Collide
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rofollo,
your goat
Original Lyrics:
Where I follow
You'll go.
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rufolo, your ghost
Original Lyrics:
Where I follow, you'll go.
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
We somehow fight, you and I collide.
Original Lyrics:
I somehow find you and I collide.
"Collide"
Misheard Lyrics:
We somehow fight, you and I, Clyde.
Original Lyrics:
I somehow find you and I collide.
"Disco" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are nothing to chew
Original Lyrics:
You are something new

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