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There are 25 misheard song lyrics for Deacon Blue on amIright currently.
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"Chocolate Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz he picks his nose when he touches her
Original Lyrics:
Cuz he thinks he knows when he touches her
Editor's note: The actual spelling is "'cause" (not "cos"), as it is short for "because."
"Dignity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set it off again, set it off again
OR
Sail it off again, sail it off again
OR
Sail it off again, sail it off again
Original Lyrics:
Stand it up again, stand it up again
"Fergus Sings The Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Home Sid James, my biggest influence
Tell me why James and Bobby Purify
Tell me why James and Bobby Purify
Original Lyrics:
Home sick James, my biggest influence
Tell me why James and Bobby Purify
Tell me why James and Bobby Purify
"Hang Your Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their dreams are a broken spider
All the times you try to string
(Later)
People swore he's only joking
There's no promise said
No light is ever shared between the loving and the dead
All the times you try to string
(Later)
People swore he's only joking
There's no promise said
No light is ever shared between the loving and the dead
Original Lyrics:
Their dreams are broke and inspired
All the times you try to scream
(Later)
People swore he's only choking
There's no promises
No light is ever shed between the living and the dead
All the times you try to scream
(Later)
People swore he's only choking
There's no promises
No light is ever shed between the living and the dead
"Love and Regret" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your ways are tender and your arse is straight
Original Lyrics:
Your ways are tender and your paths are straight
"Queen of the New Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name for you
Is Queen of the Moonies
Is Queen of the Moonies
Original Lyrics:
My name for you
Is Queen of the New Year
Is Queen of the New Year
"Queen of the New Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name for you
Is Queen of the nudists
Is Queen of the nudists
Original Lyrics:
My name for you
Is Queen of the New Year
Is Queen of the New Year
"Real Gone Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I put away those shubadears, shubadears, shubadears.
Original Lyrics:
And I out away this souvenirs (souvenirs, souvenirs).
"Real Gone Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a player of old 45s
That now mean nothing to me
(Later)
Leave me alone, leave me alone
About all the old 45s
And the paperback brooms
And it's scattered all the photographs
Of cumbersome sons
That now mean nothing to me
(Later)
Leave me alone, leave me alone
About all the old 45s
And the paperback brooms
And it's scattered all the photographs
Of cumbersome sons
Original Lyrics:
And I'll play you old 45s
That now mean nothing to me
(Later)
Let me know, let me know
About all the old 45s
And the paperback rooms
And it's scattered all the photographs
Of summers and suns
That now mean nothing to me
(Later)
Let me know, let me know
About all the old 45s
And the paperback rooms
And it's scattered all the photographs
Of summers and suns
"Twist And Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart it out baby, fart it out baby, fart it out baby
Original Lyrics:
Find out baby, find out baby, find out baby
"Twist And Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So Miss April, half the things you say don't seem as certain as in harmony
Original Lyrics:
So it's April and the things you say don't seem as certain as on Hogmanay
"Twist And Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you walk a little in a long mattress so your eyes can see the right sights
Original Lyrics:
So you walk a little in a long mile to be sure your eyes can see the right sights
"Twist And Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you'll turn the weird world upside down to find the things that you never wanted to see
A pale girl in a blue room
A pale girl in a blue room
Original Lyrics:
So you'll turn the big world upside down to find the things that you never wanted
I see a pale girl in a blue room
I see a pale girl in a blue room
"Twist and Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So Miss April, half the things you say
Don't seem as certain as in harmony
Don't seem as certain as in harmony
Original Lyrics:
So it's April and the things you say
Don't seem as certain as on Hogmanay
Don't seem as certain as on Hogmanay
"Twist and Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you walk a little in a long mattress
So your eyes can see the right sights
So your eyes can see the right sights
Original Lyrics:
So you walk a little in a long mile
To be sure your eyes can see the right sights
To be sure your eyes can see the right sights
"Twist and Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you walk a little in your love mat, are you sure your a*se can see the right side?
I see a pale girl in a blue room with a pink dress and a white smile
(Later)
Jump the hoop, the whole world is just good as standing around
At the table and the things you say don't seem so certain as in harmony
When we kissed at midnight and the lady bell had
Gave me courage for my heart's jealousy
I see a pale girl in a blue room with a pink dress and a white smile
(Later)
Jump the hoop, the whole world is just good as standing around
At the table and the things you say don't seem so certain as in harmony
When we kissed at midnight and the lady bell had
Gave me courage for my heart's jealousy
Original Lyrics:
So you walk a little in a long mile to be sure your eyes can see the right sights
I see a pale girl in a blue room with a pink dress and a wide smile
(Later)
Junk food the whole world over's good as standing 'round
So it's April and the things you say don't seem as certain as on Hogmanay
When we kissed at midnight and the wee, wee bell had
Gave me courage for my heart to tell
I see a pale girl in a blue room with a pink dress and a wide smile
(Later)
Junk food the whole world over's good as standing 'round
So it's April and the things you say don't seem as certain as on Hogmanay
When we kissed at midnight and the wee, wee bell had
Gave me courage for my heart to tell
Hogmanay is the name given to the celebration of the New Year in Scotland (the band are Scottish). "Wee" means "small" in Scotland so in this song "wee, wee bell" means "small, small bell".
"Twist and Shout" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a lot of things to say about the big world and the white skies
Original Lyrics:
You've got a lot of things to say about the big world and the high skies
"Wages Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex
Original Lyrics:
Say Say Say Say Say
This was misheard by Smash Hits magazine (UK) who printed an apology to the band in the next issue.
"Your Swaying Arms" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk with me in streets where she once stooped
Original Lyrics:
Walk with me in streets where she once stood
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