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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Joe Diffie that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 9 misheard song lyrics for Joe Diffie on amIright currently.

"Good Brown Gravy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back, back, I hollered to my hound,
Your suposed to keep them from coming around
Original Lyrics:
Black, Black, I hollered to my hound,
Your suposed to keep them from coming around
"If The Devil Danced In Empty Pockets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...and a call girl for a wife.
Original Lyrics:
...and a twelve girl chorus line.
"Pickup Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know a Fargo light gives off a romantic glow.
Original Lyrics:
You know a cargo light gives off a romantic glow.
"Pickup Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know, a Barco light gives off a romantic glow.
Original Lyrics:
You know, a cargo light gives off a romantic glow.
"Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a cold one in my hand.
or
Put a stiff one in my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Put a stiff drink in my hand.
"Ships That Don't Come In" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The insane locked up in them cells.
Original Lyrics:
The insane locked up in themselves.
"Ships that don't come in" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The insane locked up in them cells
The homeless down on Main
Original Lyrics:
The insane locked up in themselves
The homeless down on Main
"Ships that don't come in" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The insane locked within them cells
Original Lyrics:
The insane locked within themselves
"Texas Size Heartache" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How could a blue-eyed beauty only five-foot-three
Lay a Texas-size hard egg on me?
Original Lyrics:
How could a blue-eyed beauty only five-foot-three
Lay a Texas-size heartache on me?

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Selected Albums

In Another World
In Another World
Joe Diffie - Greatest Hits
Joe Diffie - Greatest Hits
Life's So Funny
Life's So Funny