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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> Dion
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dion that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 34 misheard song lyrics for Dion on amIright currently.
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"Abraham, Martin and John"
Misheard Lyrics:
Has anybody here
Seen my old friend, Apeman?
Seen my old friend, Apeman?
Original Lyrics:
Has anybody here
Seen my old friend, Abraham?
Seen my old friend, Abraham?
"Abraham, Martin and John"
Misheard Lyrics:
Has anybody here
Seen my old friend, April?
Seen my old friend, April?
Original Lyrics:
Has anybody here
Seen my old friend, Abraham?
Seen my old friend, Abraham?
"Abraham, Martin and John"
Misheard Lyrics:
Has anybody here
Seen my old friend, David Niven?
Seen my old friend, David Niven?
Original Lyrics:
Has anybody here
Seen my old friend, Abraham?
Seen my old friend, Abraham?
"Abraham, Martin, And John"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I saw him walkin up around here with Abraham Martin and John
or
I thought I saw him walkin on a hill with Abraham Martin and John
or
I thought I saw him walkin on a hill with Abraham Martin and John
Original Lyrics:
I thought I saw him walkin' up over the hill with Abraham, Martin and John
"Abraham, Martin, and John"
Misheard Lyrics:
He freed a lot of people but it seems good they die young
Original Lyrics:
He freed a lot of people but it seems the good, they die young
"Lovers Who Wander"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found the place for love is Rwanda
Original Lyrics:
I found the place for lovers who wander
"Lovers Who Wander"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never thought I could live with Donna
Original Lyrics:
I never thought I could live without her
"Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Herp, herp
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey!
"Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurt, hurt
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey!
"Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Steel Rose
Original Lyrics:
My love still grows
"Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen Handsome, the smile on her face
or
Listen Hansen: the smile on her face
or
Listen Hansen: the smile on her face
Original Lyrics:
I miss her lips and the smile on her face
"Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
She bails a thousand other guys.
Original Lyrics:
She goes out with other guys.
"Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you don't wanna cry like I do,
Keep away from one-eyed Sue
Keep away from one-eyed Sue
Original Lyrics:
So if you don't wanna cry like I do,
Keep away from a Runaround Sue.
Keep away from a Runaround Sue.
"Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you don't wanna cry like I do
Keep away from Miranda and Sue.
Keep away from Miranda and Sue.
Original Lyrics:
So if you don't wanna cry like I do
Keep away from a Runaround Sue.
Keep away from a Runaround Sue.
"Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you don't wanna cry like I do
Keep away from Rhonda and Sue.
Keep away from Rhonda and Sue.
Original Lyrics:
So if you don't wanna cry like I do
Keep away from Runaround Sue.
Keep away from Runaround Sue.
"Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you don't wanna cry like I do
Keep away from a run-around zoo.
Keep away from a run-around zoo.
Original Lyrics:
So if you don't wanna cry like I do
Keep away from a Runaround Sue.
Keep away from a Runaround Sue.
"Runaround Sue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I should have known it from the very start
Original Lyrics:
Damn I should have known it from the very start
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm as happy as a clam.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm as happy as a clown.
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go through lights without a cab
Original Lyrics:
I go through life without a care
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hot rod into that car of mine
Original Lyrics:
I hop right into that car of mine
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kiss em and I hug em,
I meet em on the street
I meet em on the street
Original Lyrics:
I kiss em and I hug em,
cause to me they're all the same
cause to me they're all the same
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tear open my shirt and throw a rosie on my chest
Original Lyrics:
I tear open my shirt and show her Rosie on my chest
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tear over my shirt and go rosie on my chest
Original Lyrics:
I tear open my shirt and show her Rosie on my chest
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I throw over my left and there's Mary on my right
Original Lyrics:
There's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
My drive around world
Original Lyrics:
I drive around the world
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh well, I roam from Chinatown
I go through life without a camp
And I'm as happy as a clown
I with my two fists of ion and I'm going nowhere
I go through life without a camp
And I'm as happy as a clown
I with my two fists of ion and I'm going nowhere
Original Lyrics:
Oh well, I roam from town to town
I go through life without a care
And I'm as happy as a clown
I with my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere
I go through life without a care
And I'm as happy as a clown
I with my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me the wrong lover
Yeah, the wrong lover.
Yeah, the wrong lover.
Original Lyrics:
They call me the Wanderer
Yeah, the Wanderer.
Yeah, the Wanderer.
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm 2/5 divine and I'm going nowhere.
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere.
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm two-fifths divine.
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my suit pressed and ironed
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my toothless divine
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my two fists of I'm
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron
"The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron I'm-a-goin' all the way down
Original Lyrics:
With my two fists of iron and I'm goin' nowhere
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