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"304 Goushitsu Hakushi No Sakura"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hallelujah
Original Lyrics:
Kaeru yo
"Agitated Screams of Maggots"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't understand
You're all f*** s***.
You're all f*** s***.
Original Lyrics:
I don't understand.
You're all fine hypocrites.
You're all fine hypocrites.
"Agitated Screams of Maggots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugoi
Original Lyrics:
I should die
"Aoi Tsuki"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacardi soda
Original Lyrics:
Akai sora
"Aoi Tsuki"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue a** eye
Original Lyrics:
Blue and die
"Aoi Tsuki"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue a**light
Original Lyrics:
Blue and die
"Aoi Tsuki"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue as sky
Original Lyrics:
Blue and die
"Aoi Tsuki"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue ass knife
Original Lyrics:
Blue and die
"Aoi Tsuki"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue outside
Original Lyrics:
Blue and die
"Aoi Tsuki"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boo outside
Original Lyrics:
Blue and die
"Aoi Tsuki"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boom landslide
Original Lyrics:
Blue and die
"Aoi Tsuki"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boom! Wash and dry
Original Lyrics:
Blue and die
"Aoi Tsuki"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move outside
Original Lyrics:
Blue and die
"Aoi Tsuki"
Misheard Lyrics:
You! Outside!
Original Lyrics:
Blue and die
"Ash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ass
Original Lyrics:
Ash
"Audrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sue me for f***ing Kaoru, you ho
Original Lyrics:
Tsumi fukaki kanjou
"Audrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sue me for f***ing talking.
Original Lyrics:
Tsumi fukaki toki
"Bottom Of Death Valley"
Misheard Lyrics:
My scissor
Original Lyrics:
My sister
"Bottom Of Teh Death Valley"
Misheard Lyrics:
My schisser
Original Lyrics:
My sister
"Byo Shin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacardi
Original Lyrics:
Hako ni
"Byo Shin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bruce Willis
Original Lyrics:
To slay
"Byo Shin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Urusei!
Original Lyrics:
To slay!
"Child Prey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate!
Original Lyrics:
Child prey!
"Child Prey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children play.
Original Lyrics:
Child prey
"Child Prey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru's my daddy
Kissing, Kaoru and me
or
Kissing Kaoru, and my mommy.
Ah, kissing Susan.
Kissing, Kaoru and me
or
Kissing Kaoru, and my mommy.
Ah, kissing Susan.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me deadly
Kiss me kill me love me.
Kiss me kill me love me.
"Child Prey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me down here.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me deadly.
"Child Prey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me dying
Kiss me, can you let me?
Kiss me, can you let me?
Original Lyrics:
Kiss my deadly
Kiss me, kill me, love me.
Kiss me, kill me, love me.
"Child Prey"
Misheard Lyrics:
P1ss me readily.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me deadly.
"Child Prey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polizei
Original Lyrics:
Please die
"Child Prey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarah's ugly.
Original Lyrics:
Child prey
"Cleaver Selazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, you didn't!
Original Lyrics:
Wake up your dead!
"Cleaver Selazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up, you're gay!
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, you're dead!
"Cleaver Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rake up your brain.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up your dead.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
He wants you, watta girl.
Original Lyrics:
His polishied face looks cool.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just sat all over cat p**s
You can't wear that sweater
I just sat all over cat p**s
Cool sweater
Think, you moron.
You can't wear that sweater
I just sat all over cat p**s
Cool sweater
Think, you moron.
Original Lyrics:
Under the name of Justice
You can't break my soul
Under the name of Justice
Kill yourself
Think, you moron.
You can't break my soul
Under the name of Justice
Kill yourself
Think, you moron.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know he was wanting to destroy one song.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not even trying to justify myself.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know he was worried, told us to worry, worry too.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not even trying to justify myself.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaa-san
Original Lyrics:
Kill yourself.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
M.R.I.
Original Lyrics:
Is all a lie
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miyabi, yabi, yabi, yabi, yabi, yabi
Original Lyrics:
Wither, wither, wither, wither, wither, wither
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, dare I rock a pint?
Original Lyrics:
One day, I will f*** your parents.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, I will f*** your brain.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I will f*** your parents.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, I will rock your pants.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I will f*** your parents.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sekai o morau.
Original Lyrics:
Think, you moron.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up! Duck! Shut up now yourself!
You can now shut up yourself.
You can now shut up yourself.
Original Lyrics:
The dark, dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can't save yourself.
You can't save yourself.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tastes delicious
Original Lyrics:
Destruction
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you, Moran!
Original Lyrics:
Think, you moron!
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
The death, death, salad equals death!
You can't say you want salad!
You can't say you want salad!
Original Lyrics:
The dark, dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can't save yourself.
You can't save yourself.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
The death, death, salad is my friend
You can't say you were salad.
You can't say you were salad.
Original Lyrics:
The dark, dark, Sunday, the bloodstains
You can't save yourself.
You can't save yourself.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wakka, you're gay!
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, you're dead!
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why, oh why, oh why, oh why?!
Original Lyrics:
One day, I will f*** your parents.
"Clever Sleazoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your brother's home
Original Lyrics:
You can't break my soul
"C"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me out.
Original Lyrics:
Dead freedom
"C"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ned Frido
Original Lyrics:
Dead freedom
"C"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reckon die
Original Lyrics:
We can dive.
"C"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocket dive
Original Lyrics:
We can dive.
"C"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can die.
Original Lyrics:
We can dive.
"C"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's your name?!
Original Lyrics:
We can dive.
"Dead Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want waffles for breakfast.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants the present.
"Dead Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
No I won't do the free son
Original Lyrics:
No one wants the present.
"Dead Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants a lil' brother!
Original Lyrics:
No one wants the present.
"Dead Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one will talk to tha bruthas.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants the present.
"Dead Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wobbly wobbles!
Original Lyrics:
No one wants the present.
"Dead Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one won't do no prison
Original Lyrics:
No one wants the present.
"Dead Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I walked through the province.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants the present.
"Domestic F***er Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***er, f***er, mother f***er!
Original Lyrics:
F***er, f***er, radical f***er!
"Domestic F***er Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foochow chow
Rad Michael Foochow
Rad Michael Foochow
Original Lyrics:
F***er, f***er
Radical f***er
Radical f***er
"Domestic F***er Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foozzhee oc er
Original Lyrics:
F***er
"Domestic F***er Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fuuchhaaa
Original Lyrics:
F***er
"Embryo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My feet sauna
Original Lyrics:
My sweet mother
"Embryo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sweet nutter
Original Lyrics:
My sweet mother
"Embryo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My swiss NASA
Original Lyrics:
My sweet mother
"Embryo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naturally sweet mazzah
Original Lyrics:
Deadly sweet, mother
"Embryo"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a Satan face
Original Lyrics:
Without a face
"Garbage"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a, what a - wheesch!
Original Lyrics:
Whatever I may wish, it's a weed life.
"Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kama
Ichido kamera negatte ita
Nagai asa ni
Translated:
Oven
One time I had wanted a camera
In the long morning
Ichido kamera negatte ita
Nagai asa ni
Translated:
Oven
One time I had wanted a camera
In the long morning
Original Lyrics:
Garden
Itsu no hi ka deaeru to
Nega~tta~
Translated:
Garden
I always dreamed we could meet someday
Itsu no hi ka deaeru to
Nega~tta~
Translated:
Garden
I always dreamed we could meet someday
"Gyakajou Tannou Keloid Milk"
Misheard Lyrics:
They walkin' out!
Original Lyrics:
Death warrant!
"Hades"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crack my toe.
Original Lyrics:
Candy drag
"Hades"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangman, give it to me.
Original Lyrics:
Hangman killed me.
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancefloor
Original Lyrics:
Deadborn
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
Different
Original Lyrics:
Deathborn
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a hoe like you.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be an anarchist, too.
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a little girl.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be an anarchist.
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a round cat's toe.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be an anarchist, too.
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be an allergist.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be an anarchist, too.
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be an anar-Kyo too or telfon!!!
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be an anarchist or deadborn.
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be an artist too.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be an anarchist.
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna have my ass kissed now
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be an Anarchist too
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want be an ana kiss toe.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be an anarchist too.
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your a**-kisser.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be an anarchist, too.
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deathborn
or
Teflon
or
Teflon
Original Lyrics:
Deadborn
"Hydra"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teflon
Original Lyrics:
Deadborn
"III D Empire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot cross buns
Original Lyrics:
Spark and spark
"Iiid Empire"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** this world!
Original Lyrics:
Spark and spark
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chain is mine.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Charming Israel
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry is my own
Oh, I miss Jerry.
Oh, I miss Jerry.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
Bye-bye, Miss Jely.
Bye-bye, Miss Jely.
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chili is mild.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinese fire
Original Lyrics:
Jely Inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinese smile
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Germany is my home.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Germany is my home
Nana, isshoni
or
Germany is my hope
Bye bye, insane.
Nana, isshoni
or
Germany is my hope
Bye bye, insane.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
Bye bye Miss Jely.
Bye bye Miss Jely.
Oh, Kyo should not speak English?
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Germany is wild.
Original Lyrics:
Jely Inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jelly and zweigles
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jelly is wild.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jely is my ho.
Original Lyrics:
Jely Inspire.
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jemi is my hoe.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire.
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenny's my home.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremy is wild.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerry fizz my hoe
You're all insane.
You're all insane.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
Bye, bye Miss Jely.
Bye, bye Miss Jely.
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerry is wild!
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny is mayo.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny's my hoe.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire.
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Journey is my own.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jury is my own.
Original Lyrics:
Jely inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill me in smile.
Original Lyrics:
Jely Inspire
"Increase Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shelly is my hoe.
Original Lyrics:
Jely Inspire
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my lies give me pleasure
Original Lyrics:
Ominous communication
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my life lived in pleasure.
Original Lyrics:
Ominous communication
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bless you, a-achoo
Original Lyrics:
Bless you, I cry from pain.
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling out in screaming pleasure!
Original Lyrics:
Ominous communication
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese and rice! Lock and load!
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, rock and roll
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dshingis Khan rock and roll
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ rock and roll
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Geni cry, 'Oh rock an' roll!'
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ Rock and Roll
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in high screaming pleasure.
Original Lyrics:
Ominous communication
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in vans, give me a pleasure.
Original Lyrics:
Ominous communication
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus Chris, oh rock on roll
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ rock and roll
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, I want your loan.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, rock and roll
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus cake Rock'n'Roll
or
Jesus can't Rock'n'Roll
or
Jesus can't Rock'n'Roll
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ Rock'n'Roll
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus cries, 'No rock n' roll!'
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ rock 'n roll
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse & his wheat thresher
Original Lyrics:
Ominous communication
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Milhouse! Give me pleasure.
Original Lyrics:
Ominous communication
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Omi no kimi deshode, omi no kimi desho
Original Lyrics:
Ominous communication, ominous communication
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peas and rice, give me passion.
Original Lyrics:
Ominous communicition
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sebastian, I want your load!!
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, rock'n'roll!
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skinning cats gives me pleasure.
Original Lyrics:
Ominous communication
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me lies, give me pleasure.
Original Lyrics:
Omnious communication
"Jesus Christ R 'n' R"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yummy yes, come eat cashew.
Original Lyrics:
Ominous communication
"Karasu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus cashew
Original Lyrics:
Death education
"Karasu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex wanted eldritch ankle
Original Lyrics:
Sarcasm one side and rush end core
"Karasu"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is cashew.
Original Lyrics:
Death education
"Kodoku Ni Shisu, Yue Ni Kodoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leggo my Eggo.
Original Lyrics:
Me no mae no.
"Kodoku Ni Shisu, Yue Ni Kodoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the music
Original Lyrics:
Ash to ash
"Kodou"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eier, alter, du hast mich gef**kt.
Original Lyrics:
i am addicted to the percieved fate
Translation from German: "Eggs, old man, you f***ed me."
"Machevellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up! Wrist-cut show!
Original Lyrics:
Hayaku! Hayaku! Wrist cut show!
"Machevellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru! Kaoru! It's cashew!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up! Wrist cut show!
"Machiavellianism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru, eat cashews.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist cut show.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caio, Caio, is that you?
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, cut-wrist show!
'Caio' is the Italian version for the latin name Caius...
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cow, oh, cow, oh, is that Joe?
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show!
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dyeing, dyeing, is that cute?
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut-show.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Pistaccio
Pistaccio
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Wrist-cut show
Wrist-cut show
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry up, Kaoru wrist, cut show
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist show
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, fist-f***-show.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kama Sutra
Original Lyrics:
Comical show time
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kama sutra
Original Lyrics:
Cynical show time
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru Kaoru eats cashews.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru Kaoru eats cashews.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru Kaoru, it's cashew!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru! Kaoru! He's got shoes!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, cut-wrist show!
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru! Kaoru! It's cashew!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up! Wrist cut show!
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru! Kaoru! This car's sh*tty!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru(s)
Risk at show
Risk at show
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up
Wrist cut show
Wrist cut show
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru(s)
Wrist-cut show
Wrist-cut show
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Wrist-cut show
Wrist-cut show
Kaoru is one of the guitarists in Dir en Grey.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru, eat my shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru, eats cashews.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist cut show.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru, is that you?!?!?
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up! Wrist-cut show
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru
Eats kosher!
Eats kosher!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Wrist-cut show
Wrist-cut show
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, Kaoru
Whiskas-Shoe!
Whiskas-Shoe!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Wrist-cut show!
Wrist-cut show!
Whiskas is a brand for cat food.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, kaoru, it's cashew!
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, cut-wrist show!
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kaoru, kaoru, what a cow
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist cut show
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kayak, kayak, eats the shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut show.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kayo, kayo, misukasho
Original Lyrics:
Hurry up, hurry up, wrist-cut-show
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
My cactus says you have prickly leaves.
Original Lyrics:
My comeuppance and your ignorance.
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
My common sense, you're in your hints.
Original Lyrics:
My comeuppance and your ignorance
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoe time!
Original Lyrics:
Show time!
"Machiavellism"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tada waratte tsukiku kawaii.
Original Lyrics:
Tada waratte tsukikudakeba ii.
"Marmalade Chainsaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody sells lime here.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody's hell like mine.
"Marmalade Chainsaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody's hemp like mine.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody's Hell like mine.
"Mask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex lies
Lust life
Last live
Blind crush
Lust life
Last live
Blind crush
Original Lyrics:
Sweet life
Mad life
Last life
Brain crash
Mad life
Last life
Brain crash
"Merciless Cult"
Misheard Lyrics:
Godzilla
Original Lyrics:
Ketsumatsu
"Merciless Cult"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're on to us.
Original Lyrics:
Gasp for breath.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 Transsexual, 2 Transsexual
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually, 2 sad, sexually.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 sad chit-chat, 2 sad chit-chatty.
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually, 2 sad, sexually.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 sad seashell
2 sad seashells.
2 sad seashells.
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually
2 sad, sexually.
2 sad, sexually.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 sad sick sherry
2 sad six sherry
2 sad six sherry
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually
2 sad, sexually
2 sad, sexually
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 sad sick shotty
2 sad sick shotties
2 sad sick shotties
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually
2 sad, sexually.
2 sad, sexually.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 sad sunshine, 2 sad sunshine
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually, 2 sad, sexually.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 sell shoe shally
2 sell sex Sally.
2 sell sex Sally.
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually
2 sad, sexually.
2 sad, sexually.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 sex daddy
2 sex daddy
2 sex daddy
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually
2 sad, sexually.
2 sad, sexually.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 sha six Shari
2 sha six Shari.
2 sha six Shari.
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually
2 sad, sexually.
2 sad, sexually.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 share sue sherry
2 share sue sherry
2 share sue sherry
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually
2 sad, sexually.
2 sad, sexually.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 sick biker rally
2 hamburger patties
2 hamburger patties
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually
2 sad, sexually.
2 sad, sexually.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
1 sue Shally
2 sa sue Sally.
2 sa sue Sally.
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually
2 sad, sexually.
2 sad, sexually.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't like my obsessions.
Original Lyrics:
Show, lie, mad, sexual.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like sushi, want some sushi?
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually, 2 sad, sexually.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Kyo.
Original Lyrics:
Mad, yet cool.
"Mitsu To Tsuba"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sells seashells at the seashore.
Original Lyrics:
1 sad, sexually, 2 sad, sexually.
"Mr. Newsman"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my hair blue fish cow rau rai.
Original Lyrics:
In my head a blue fish has just died.
"Mr. Newsman"
Misheard Lyrics:
No minna son of a gun
Original Lyrics:
No minna Samakata
"Mushi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we go!
Original Lyrics:
Hibi yo
"Myaku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kung fu Quebec
Original Lyrics:
Got for gimmick
"Myaku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kung fu gimmick
Original Lyrics:
Got for gimmick
"New Age Culture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desolation
Original Lyrics:
Time to escape
"New Age Culture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desolation
Original Lyrics:
Time to escape
"New Age Culture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Senorito burn your seat now.
Original Lyrics:
Symbols of malice swirlin' around
"New Age Culture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Senoritos, burn your seat now!
Original Lyrics:
Symbols of malice swirlin´ around.
"New Age Culture"
Misheard Lyrics:
il est beau il est beau, beau le chihuahua
Original Lyrics:
Symbols of malice swirlin' around
"Obscure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloody baby as a bullfight.
Original Lyrics:
Bloody baby & sacrifice.
"Pink Killer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mordi av rino ketsu dagen
or
Mordi av rino ketsu datter
or
Mordi av rino ketsu die
or
Mordi av rino ketsu datter
or
Mordi av rino ketsu die
Original Lyrics:
Muriyari no tetsudan
'Mordi' is from a Norwegian dialect and means 'your mom' (actually more like 'ya' mum'). 'Av' means of in Norwegian and 'rino' is a name, 'dagen' means 'the day', and 'datter' means 'daughter'. No idea about that ketsu-word, though.
"Red..[em]"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut down your discovery.
Original Lyrics:
Cast down your discomfort wings.
"Red..[em]"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut that Yuu's descend cow, wee!
Original Lyrics:
Cut down your discomfort wings.
"Red..[em]"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut down your Microsoft Windows.
Original Lyrics:
Cut down your discomfort wings.
"Rotting Root"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** you tonight!
or
F***, it's an owl!
or
F***, it's an owl!
Original Lyrics:
F***in' tricky
"Rotting Root"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** yourself now.
Original Lyrics:
F***in' tricky
"Saku"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing, f***ing
Monkey!
Monkey!
Original Lyrics:
F*** off, f*** off
And wipe.
And wipe.
"Saku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking
Walking and fall
Walking and fall
Original Lyrics:
F*** off
F*** off and wipe.
F*** off and wipe.
"Saku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the f***ing tutor?
Original Lyrics:
Where's the fortunate future?
"Saku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild, wild, wild ride!
Original Lyrics:
F*** off, f*** off, and wipe!
"Schwein No Isu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die's Seele Bierzelt
Original Lyrics:
Geist Seele Wille Zelle
"Schwein No Isu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die's Seele will zelten
Original Lyrics:
Geist Seele Wille Zelle
"Schwein No Isu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gackt solo
Big luck solo
Big luck solo
Original Lyrics:
Geist seele
Wille zelle
Wille zelle
"Schwein No Isu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Godzilla willow zelo
Original Lyrics:
Geist seele wille zelle
"Schwein No Isu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo tomo vino solo!
Original Lyrics:
Geist seele Wille Zelle.
"Swein No Isu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guns salt pillow jello
Original Lyrics:
Geist seele wille zelle
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
Der mond
Original Lyrics:
Te no
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't read.
Original Lyrics:
I can't live.
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't wait and so I can't wait.
Original Lyrics:
I can't live and so I can't live.
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't wait.
Original Lyrics:
I can't live.
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can lead
or
So I can breed
or
So I can't bleed
or
So I can't wee
or
So I can breed
or
So I can't bleed
or
So I can't wee
Original Lyrics:
So I can't live.
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can leave.
Original Lyrics:
So I can't live.
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can't reach.
Original Lyrics:
So I can't live.
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can't read.
Original Lyrics:
So I can't live.
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can't wait.
Original Lyrics:
So I can't live.
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can't win.
Original Lyrics:
So I can't live.
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can't wish.
Original Lyrics:
So I can't live.
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I carry.
Original Lyrics:
So I can't live.
"The Final"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sou angery
Original Lyrics:
So I can't live.
"The III D Empire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ich mag dich auch
Original Lyrics:
Majinfuketsu Mitsubaitoshi
Translation of the misheard phrase (in German): 'I like you, too'.
"The III D Empire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sparkasse
Original Lyrics:
Spark and spark
"The IIID Empire"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** us all.
Original Lyrics:
Spark and spark!
"The IIID Empire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sacrifice!
Original Lyrics:
Spark and spark!
"The Iiid Empire"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** the phone!
Original Lyrics:
Spark and spark
"The Pledge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss the devil no evil can run
Original Lyrics:
Ashita ni [ikasa re te mo nani mo kawa]ru hazu no nai
"Toriko"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kul I kalles hus.
Original Lyrics:
Kuri kaesu
"Ugly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big selection!
Original Lyrics:
Distraction
"Ugly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desolation
Original Lyrics:
Distraction
"Ugly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mis-selection
Original Lyrics:
Distraction
"Ugly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Misdirection
Original Lyrics:
Distraction
"Ugly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Missed erection
Original Lyrics:
Distraction
"Ugly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mycke ugly
Original Lyrics:
Distraction
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hayley missed her Lady Kaoru time.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, miss girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Lisa, have a real good time.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss girl, is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Michel il est gros d'la bouteille!
Original Lyrics:
Hey miss girl is very fond of child
Kyo, the singer, has a very weird English.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Michele, give me your autograph.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss, girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Michelle, bury the phone, child!
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss, girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Miss Girl
Thank the Lord, a child.
Thank the Lord, a child.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss: Girl
Is very fond of child.
Is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Missile Girl has married Bond's child.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss, Girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Mister, it's lady Kaoru time.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss girl, is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey disco, merrily happen and...
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss, girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey meet ya, take it for all the time.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss Girl, is very fond of the child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey mister, I'm getting a horrible tan.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss, girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey mister, rainbow love child.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss, girl is very fond of child.
Great song, Kyo speaks so fast in this one and the transaction from the song going from major to minor and back again is awesome!
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey mister, ready for a good time.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss, girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey mister, ten dolla for the night.
Original Lyrics:
Hey miss girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Miss girl, change your holiday.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss, girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mister, are ya havin' a heart attack?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Girl, very fond of child
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mister, ready for overtime?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss Girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mister, ready for umbrella time?
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss, girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mister: pay for overtime.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss, Girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, mister, hey bonbon uta.
Original Lyrics:
Hey Miss, girl is very fond of child.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, mister, ready to slay the child?
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Miss, girl is very fond of child.
"Unknown Despair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Izam will go first
Original Lyrics:
Inside human voice
"Wake"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want an Oreo.
Original Lyrics:
Kata na no ni
Song is 00, not 90.
"Zan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, you got my watch, you nutter
Say, can I kick you? No, mama!
Say, can I kick you? No, mama!
Original Lyrics:
Psycho yugamu mawaru
Naka psycho zankoku no mama.
Naka psycho zankoku no mama.
"Zomboid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Du är sur på dig
Original Lyrics:
High toransu purei
Ed.'s note: Madde & Edit did not give out the interpretation of the above misheard lyrics (which, by the way, are Swedish for "you are pissed at yourself").
"Zomboid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kai, Kai
Tora sa...
Kai, Kai
Tora är sur på dig, Tora är sur på dig!
Tora sa...
Kai, Kai
Tora är sur på dig, Tora är sur på dig!
Original Lyrics:
High, High, Trance
High, High, Toransu Purei, Toransu Purei
High, High, Toransu Purei, Toransu Purei
Translation from Swedish and extra note: Tora sa = Tora said. Tora är sur på dig = Tora is mad at you. (And yes, it's Tora from A9 and Kai from Gazette.)
"[kr] Cube"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bow wow uwari bow wow wow..
Original Lyrics:
Mother and you and my new realtion.
"[kr] Cube"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wow wow uwaru wow ow rash
or
Ooh bow wow uwaru baby ralrashu
or
Ooh bow wow uwaru baby ralrashu
Original Lyrics:
Mother and you and my new realtion.
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