Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> The Dismemberment Plan

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Dismemberment Plan that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 8 misheard song lyrics for The Dismemberment Plan on amIright currently.

"Manipulate Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you're like me, uh, yeah, come on.
Original Lyrics:
Manipulate me, uh, yeah, come on.
"The Dismemberment Plan Gets Rich" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing dry songs
Original Lyrics:
Thought he could write songs.
"The Dismemberment Plan Gets Rich" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing dry songs
Original Lyrics:
Thought he could write songs.
"The Dismemberment Plan Gets Rich" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe got caught at Port-Aux-Pau with seven tons of opium.
Original Lyrics:
Joe got caught on board a boat with seven tons of opium.
"The Dismemberment Plan Gets Rich" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe got caught at Port-au-Po with seven tons of opium.
Original Lyrics:
Joe got caught on board a boat with seven tons of opium.
"The Dismemberment Plan Gets Rich" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Perpetually weird Swiss guys.
Original Lyrics:
A bunch of really weird Swiss guys.
"The Dismemberment Plan Gets Rich" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Perpetually weird Swiss guys.
Original Lyrics:
A bunch of really weird Swiss guys.
"The Dismemberment Plan Gets Rich" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Plan is f***in' aces.
Original Lyrics:
The Plan is lookin' aces.

Other Misheard Artists

Bands:#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ - (Search)
Corrections

Please use the link next to each misheard lyric to suggest a correction. We do our best to review entries as they come in, but we can't possibly know every lyric to every song.

Disclaimer

Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
How difficult is this artist to understand: 
How much do you like this artist: 
How funny are these misheard lyrics: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.

Voting Results

 
Understanding: 2.3
Liked: 5.0
Funny: 1.7
Total Votes: 7

Selected Albums

A People's History of the Dismemberment Plan
A People's History of the Dismemberment Plan
Change
Change