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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> D -> The Divinyls
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Divinyls that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 44 misheard song lyrics for The Divinyls on amIright currently.
"Back to the Wall" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a time card ticking away
Original Lyrics:
Like a time bomb ticking away
"Back to the Wall" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When my back's to the wool
Original Lyrics:
When my back's to the wall
What you would expect from an Australian singer, lol.
"Boys In Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Must have been bedspread
Original Lyrics:
Must have been desperate
"I Ain't Gonna Eat Out My Heart Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you ain't kinda cheap on me
Original Lyrics:
But you ain't gonna cheat on me
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A fool could see just how much I adorn you.
Original Lyrics:
A fool could see just how much I adore you.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't bum anybody else
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't bump anybody else.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't f*** anybody else
When I think I about you, I touch myself.
When I think I about you, I touch myself.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself.
When I think about you, I touch myself.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't love anybody else
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't put in anybody else
When I think I felt you, I touch myself.
When I think I felt you, I touch myself.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself.
When I think about you, I touch myself.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else.
When I think about you I dust my shelves.
When I think about you I dust my shelves.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else.
When I think about you I touch myself.
When I think about you I touch myself.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't worry about anybody else
Original Lyrics:
I don't want anybody else
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know where he's laughing
Original Lyrics:
I'm always laughing
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I rub myself
I want you to rub me.
I want you to rub me.
Original Lyrics:
I love myself
I want you to love me.
I want you to love me.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I search myself, I want you to find me
I walk at myself, I want you to remind me.
I walk at myself, I want you to remind me.
Original Lyrics:
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me.
I forget myself, I want you to remind me.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to rewind it
Original Lyrics:
I want you to remind me
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd f***in' see just how much I adore you.
Original Lyrics:
A fool could see just how much I adore you.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm focusing (on) just how much I adore you.
Original Lyrics:
A fool could see just how much I adore you.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you could see, just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you!
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you!
Original Lyrics:
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you!
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you!
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I dream about you
Original Lyrics:
When I think about you
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I make a belch, ooh, I touch myself
Original Lyrics:
When I think about you I touch myself
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think about you, I dust my shelves
Original Lyrics:
When I think about you, I touch myself
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think about you, I trust myself
Original Lyrics:
When I think about you, I touch myself
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me call mommy.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come, honey.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me cum money.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me go "mommy"
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me go 'money!'
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me go manic
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me grow money.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me happy, honey.
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running.
"I Touch Myself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me throw money
Original Lyrics:
You're the one who makes me come running
"I'm Jealous"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a new befriend
Original Lyrics:
You got a new girlfriend
"Pleasure And Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lover, lover, Radio bush.
Radio bush, why do you push?
Radio bush, why do you push?
Original Lyrics:
Lover, lover, why do you push?
Why do you push, why do you push?
Why do you push, why do you push?
"Pleasure And Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lover, lover, why do you poop?
Why do you poop, why do you poop?
Why do you poop, why do you poop?
Original Lyrics:
Lover, lover, why do you push?
Why do you push, why do you push?
Why do you push, why do you push?
"Pleasure and Pain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother, mother, why do you push?
Original Lyrics:
Lover, lover, why do you push?
"Science Fiction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that love is my addition
or
Now that love is my edition
or
Now that love is my edition
Original Lyrics:
Now that love is my addiction
"Wild Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I wanna know to show
Original Lyrics:
But I wanna know for sure
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