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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dr. John that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 29 misheard song lyrics for Dr. John on amIright currently.

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"Accentuate The Positive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna axe in, don't wait for Mama Kin
Original Lyrics:
You've got to accentuate the positive
"Gee Baby Ain't I Good To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought you a f*ck over Christmas, in the damned rain
Original Lyrics:
Bought you a fur coat for Christmas, and a diamond ring
"I Walk On Guilded Splinters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tio Alberto
Original Lyrics:
'Till I burn up
"Like Curious George!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's shooby whoa
Your dad will be Beau
Original Lyrics:
There's more to explore, when you open the door.
"Like Curious George!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Confess yourself, Woody's dick
A like curious...
A like curious...
Curious George!
Original Lyrics:
If you ask yourself, what is this?
Like curious...
Like curious...
Curious George!
"Like Curious George!"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's Moe to explode, when you open the dough.
Original Lyrics:
There's more to explore, when you open the door.
"Like Curious George!"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're furious, like Curious George
Original Lyrics:
When you're curious, like Curious George
"Like Curious George!"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never do know what's around the ban
A big adventure or a brand new Fran
Original Lyrics:
You never do know what's around the bend
A big adventure or a brand new friend
"My Opinionation (Blossom Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The summer's gonna surely shine
Original Lyrics:
The sun is gonna surely shine
"My Opinionation (Blossom theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no good reason for getting all the rest
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no good reason for getting all depressed
"My Opinionation (Blossom theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I opinionated?
Original Lyrics:
In my opinionation
"My Opinionation (Blossom theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my Canadian nation
Original Lyrics:
In my opinionation
"My Opinionation (Blossom theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snap on your fossils
Original Lyrics:
Stop all your fussing
"My Opinionation (Blossom theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snap on your pussy
Original Lyrics:
Stop all your fussing
"Right Place, Wrong Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I been running track
Original Lyrics:
I been running trying
"Right Place, Wrong Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I been running traffic
Original Lyrics:
I been running trying
"Right Place, Wrong Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see my boot
And don't care who I meet.
Original Lyrics:
See my life
Shakin' with every who I meet.
"Right Place, Wrong Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See my life
Shakin' with every hoot I meet.
Original Lyrics:
See my life
Shakin' with every who I meet.
"Right Place, Wrong Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See my wife,
she don't care about who I meet
Original Lyrics:
See my life
shakin' with every who I meet
"Right Place, Wrong Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See my wife; she know every who I meet
Original Lyrics:
See my life shakin' with every who I meet
"Walk On Guilded Splinters"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til I burn up.
Original Lyrics:
'Tit Alberta
'Tit Alberta is French for "li'l Alberta".
"Walk On Guilded Splinters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peanut butter
Original Lyrics:
'Til I burn up
"Walk On Guilded Splinters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell Alberta
Original Lyrics:
'Til I burn up
"Walk On Guilded Splinters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till I burn up
Original Lyrics:
Tit Alberta
"Walk on Guilded Splinters"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til I'm murdered
Original Lyrics:
Tit Alberta
"Walk on Guilded Splinters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I murder?
Original Lyrics:
Ti Alberta
"Walk on Guilded Splinters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I murder?
Original Lyrics:
Till I burn up
"Walk on Guilded Splinters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jedi murder
Original Lyrics:
Ti Alberta
"Walk on Guilded Splinters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tit Albert
Original Lyrics:
'Ti Alberta
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