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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> E -> Sheena Easton
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There are 74 misheard song lyrics for Sheena Easton on amIright currently.
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"Almost Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw an old friend for hours today
or
I saw an old friend of owls today
or
I saw an old friend of owls today
Original Lyrics:
I saw an old friend of ours today
"Almost Over You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw an old friend of hours today
Original Lyrics:
I saw an old friend of ours today
"Christmas All Over the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Jackson
Original Lyrics:
It's Christmas
"Christmas All Over the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cream puffs
Original Lyrics:
It's Christmas
"Christmas All Over the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's freezing
Original Lyrics:
It's Christmas
"Christmas All Over the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss Frizzle
Original Lyrics:
It's Christmas
Miss Frizzle is the school bus driver from the Magic School Bus series of books.
"For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you're a dummy.
Original Lyrics:
For your eyes only
"For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you're a zombie
Original Lyrics:
For your eyes only
"For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
For your arms only
Original Lyrics:
For your eyes only
"For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm an open book because I know your mind!
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm an open book because I know you're mine!
"For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh you like Soul Train
Original Lyrics:
For your eyes only
"For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull your eyes only
Original Lyrics:
For your eyes only
"For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your eyes on me
Original Lyrics:
For your eyes only
"For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
The passion in calliope, the wild abandoned side of me.
Original Lyrics:
The passions that collide in me, the wild abandoned side of me.
"For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
The passions that collide in me, while my man's inside of me.
Original Lyrics:
The passions that collide in me, the wild abandoned side of me.
"For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
The passions that collide in me,
while the man inside of me.
while the man inside of me.
Original Lyrics:
The passions that collide in me,
the wild abandoned side of me.
the wild abandoned side of me.
"For Your Eyes Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
The passions that collide in me
Want abandoned side of me!
Want abandoned side of me!
Original Lyrics:
The passions that collide in me
The wild abandoned side of me.
The wild abandoned side of me.
"I Wouldn't Beg For Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't beg for Walter
If my soul was on fire,
that's the last thing I would ever do
If my soul was on fire,
that's the last thing I would ever do
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't beg for water
If my soul was on fire,
that's the last thing I would ever do
If my soul was on fire,
that's the last thing I would ever do
"Johnny"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman was your nurse, boy
Original Lyrics:
The woman works your nerves, boy
"Just Another Broken Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel foiled, sheds oil
You know I do, you know I do
You know I do, you know I do
Original Lyrics:
I feel foiled, shop-soiled
You know I do, you know I do
You know I do, you know I do
"Just Another Broken Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel fuey, I'm chop suey
You know I do, you know I do.
You know I do, you know I do.
Original Lyrics:
I feel used and confused
You know I do, you know I do.
You know I do, you know I do.
"Machinery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna give him and he'll believe just like I'm gonna
I wanna stay and deduce the things I wanna
I wanna stay and deduce the things I wanna
Original Lyrics:
I wanna give it hell and behave just like a gonner
I wanna stay and deduce the things I wanna
I wanna stay and deduce the things I wanna
"Modern Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He waits and says hello
Original Lyrics:
He wakes and says hello
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazingly bull fight
Original Lyrics:
Amazingly full of fight
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amazingly full of pie
Original Lyrics:
Amazingly full of fight
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Greg Brady takes the morning train
Original Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning train
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He takes another home again
To family waiting for him.
To family waiting for him.
Original Lyrics:
He takes another home again
To find me waiting for him.
To find me waiting for him.
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He takes my mother home again
Original Lyrics:
He takes another home again
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crazy man for him and he'd raise his mouth for me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm crazy mad for him and he's crazy mad for me.
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crazy man for him, and he's crazy man for me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm crazy mad for him, and he's crazy mad for me.
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm making a fool, a fight
Original Lyrics:
Amazingly full of fight
Watch her sing this and this is what she is really saying and this actually makes more sense!
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm ready for a fight
Original Lyrics:
Amazingly full of fight
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby loves the NordicTrack
Original Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning train
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby takes me Mother's Day
Original Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning train
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby takes the early train
Original Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning train
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby takes the moon away
Original Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning train
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby takes the mormon train
Original Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning train
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning dream
Original Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning train
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning drink
Original Lyrics:
When he steps off that train, I'm makin' a fool, a fight.
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning tree.
Original Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning train.
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby tastes the morning train
He works from nine to five and then
He tastes another home again.
He works from nine to five and then
He tastes another home again.
Original Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again.
He works from nine to five and then
He takes another home again.
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then it's his and my time we think of.
Original Lyrics:
Then it's his and my time we take off.
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then it's the right time we take up.
Original Lyrics:
Then it's his and my time we take off.
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two babe-a-me's together, then it starts to fly
'Cause the woman that is with me, time can take a fly
The woman that is with me, everything's all right
That is his all night time, we take on.
'Cause the woman that is with me, time can take a fly
The woman that is with me, everything's all right
That is his all night time, we take on.
Original Lyrics:
'Till babe and me's together, then it starts to fly
'Cause the moment that he's with me, time can take a flight
The moment that he's with me, everything's all right
Then it's his and my time, we take off.
'Cause the moment that he's with me, time can take a flight
The moment that he's with me, everything's all right
Then it's his and my time, we take off.
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll bang our knees together, then he starts to fly
Original Lyrics:
'Till babe and me's together, then it starts to fly
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When he skips soccer training, I'm making a move to fight.
Original Lyrics:
When he steps off that train, I'm makin' a fool, a fight.
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When he steps off that train, I'm looking for, a hit.
Original Lyrics:
When he steps off that train, I'm makin' a fool, a fight.
"Morning Train (9 to 5)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When he steps off the train, I'm in his arms; that's right!
Original Lyrics:
When he steps off that train, I'm makin' a fool, a fight.
"Morning Train (Nine To Five)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning tree
He's worsen from nine 'til five and then
He takes another harmony
He's worsen from nine 'til five and then
He takes another harmony
Original Lyrics:
My baby takes the morning train
He works from nine 'til five and then
He takes another home again
He works from nine 'til five and then
He takes another home again
"Savoir Faire"
Misheard Lyrics:
He breaks the icicle babies
With the warm of his smile
With the warm of his smile
Original Lyrics:
He breaks the ice in cool ladies
With the warmth of his smile
With the warmth of his smile
"Strut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All assassinations have leather and lace
Original Lyrics:
All this fascination with leather and lace
"Strut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, baby, won't you take it, let's go.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, baby, whatcha taking me for.
"Strut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, why don't stop a speeding train
Before it reaches its destination?
Stand here in the hallway, you have someone true
And stay away from your true location.
Before it reaches its destination?
Stand here in the hallway, you have someone true
And stay away from your true location.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, don't stop a speeding train
Before it reaches its destination
Lie down here beside me, oh, have some fun too
Don't turn away from your true vocation.
Before it reaches its destination
Lie down here beside me, oh, have some fun too
Don't turn away from your true vocation.
"Strut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in the half light, I'll have some fun too
Original Lyrics:
Lie down here beside me, oh have some fun too
"Strut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strut, hot, put it out
That's what you want from women.
That's what you want from women.
Original Lyrics:
Strut, pout, put it out
That's what you want from women.
That's what you want from women.
I found the lyrics for this song PRINTED incorrectly in several places. One was in the sheet music for piano and guitar! It always deals with the word after 'Strut'. I've seen it in print as 'hot' and 'pow', but the correct word is 'pout'.
"Strut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strut, pow, put it out,
that's what you want from women
that's what you want from women
Original Lyrics:
Strut, pout, put it out,
that's what you want from women
that's what you want from women
"Strut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strut, slut, put it out I'll take it if you give it
Original Lyrics:
Strut, pout, put it out That's what you want from women
"Strut" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stut, pout, pull it out, all takin' and no givin'
Watch the baby while I walk out the door.
Watch the baby while I walk out the door.
Original Lyrics:
Strut pout, cut it out, all taking and no giving
Watch me baby as I walk out the door.
Watch me baby as I walk out the door.
"Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mission is a funny thing
Unfamiliar kind of vague & hazy
Unfamiliar kind of vague & hazy
Original Lyrics:
Premonition is a funny thing
Unfamiliar kind of vague and hazy
Unfamiliar kind of vague and hazy
"The Lover In Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If everlasting love is what you're waiting for
Then the time for you it just isn't right
Then the time for you it just isn't right
Original Lyrics:
If everlasting love is what you're waiting for
Then the time for you just has arrived
Then the time for you just has arrived
"The Lover in Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can help you if you glisten
Original Lyrics:
I can help you if you listen
"Trouble in the Shadows"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's trouble in the shadows I can smell it
There's people coming near me
There's people coming near me
Original Lyrics:
There's trouble in the shadows I can smell it
There's been a conspiracy
There's been a conspiracy
"What Comes Naturally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get together and do what's imaginate man.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get together and do what comes naturally, babe!
"You Could Have Been With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Instead I'm a lonely nothing.
or
Instead I'm alone with nothing.
or
Instead I'm alone with nothing.
Original Lyrics:
Instead of alone and lonely.
"You Could Have Been With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Instead of a lonely nothing
or
Instead of a lonely number
or
Instead of alone without her
or
Instead of a lonely number
or
Instead of alone without her
Original Lyrics:
Instead of alone and lonely
"You Could Have Been With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Instead of alone with nothing
Original Lyrics:
Instead of alone and lonely
"You Could Have Been With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he a man or a painted tiger?
When you need him will he run and stamp his viper?
When you need him will he run and stamp his viper?
Original Lyrics:
Is he a man or a paper tiger?
When you need him will he run or stand beside you?
When you need him will he run or stand beside you?
"You Could Have Been With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can give a man your woman too but you cannot make him think
Original Lyrics:
You can give a man your whole heart and soul but you cannot make him think
"You Could Have Been With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can sit with me.
Original Lyrics:
You could have been with me.
"You Could Have Been with Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the second son of the second son
Original Lyrics:
You're the seventh son of the seventh son
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