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"8 Mile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't let me be pigeon-toed on no regular job.
or
Please don't let me be bichin', holdin' no regular job.
or
Please don't let me be bichin', holdin' no regular job.
Original Lyrics:
Please don't let me pigeon-holed in no regular job.
"A** Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't treat me like I'm barely human.
Original Lyrics:
Don't treat me like I'm Pee-Wee Herman.
"A** Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't treat me like I'm barely human
This movie's PG, Mr. Officer.
This movie's PG, Mr. Officer.
Original Lyrics:
Don't treat me like I'm Pee-Wee Herman
This movie's PG, Mr. Officer.
This movie's PG, Mr. Officer.
"A** Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way she moves just like a ballet dancer.
Original Lyrics:
The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer.
"A** Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where'd you get a a**-like hat?
Original Lyrics:
Where'd you get a a** like that?
"Almost Famous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defines giant scrotum
Original Lyrics:
Defiance, giant scrotum
"Almost Famous"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist
They call me Slim Raw Fish Burger
I go berserk, I've been a better post office worker
They call me Slim Raw Fish Burger
I go berserk, I've been a better post office worker
Original Lyrics:
I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist
They call me Slim Roethlisberger
I go berserker than a fed up post office worker
They call me Slim Roethlisberger
I go berserker than a fed up post office worker
"As The World Turns" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to treat you to a bagel and a slice of pizza.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza.
"As The World Turns" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She walked in big panties and stepped on Jenny Craig.
Original Lyrics:
You walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
Editor's note: There is a dispute on this line; depending on which lyrics site you go to, the line is listed as either "Big Tanny's" or "Vic Tanny's"; so until I see the liner notes of the album, I'm leaving it this way.
"As the World Turns" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
Original Lyrics:
You walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
"Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let 'em say you ain't you before.
They can all get bought, just ain't true to you.
They can all get bought, just ain't true to you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful.
They can all get f**ked, just stay true to you.
They can all get f**ked, just stay true to you.
"Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be you blue suede shoes
Original Lyrics:
I'll be you; let's trade shoes
"Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking straight through each others eyes
Original Lyrics:
Look at s*** through each others eyes
"Berzerk"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Bout to go ham, ya bish, shout out to Lincoln
Original Lyrics:
'Bout to go ham, ya bish, shout out to Kendrick
"Berzerk"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I guess it ain't
That aftershave or cologne that made 'em gestate
That aftershave or cologne that made 'em gestate
Original Lyrics:
So I guess it ain't
That aftershave or cologne that made 'em just faint
That aftershave or cologne that made 'em just faint
"Berzerk"
Misheard Lyrics:
So drink the paint supply, crazy
And let yourself go, let yourself go
And let yourself go, let yourself go
Original Lyrics:
So crank the bass up like crazy
And let yourself go, let yourself go
And let yourself go, let yourself go
"Berzerk"
Misheard Lyrics:
This kid's about to jack off
Original Lyrics:
This s***'s about to kick off
"Berzerk"
Misheard Lyrics:
This kid's about to p*** off
Original Lyrics:
This s***'s about to kick off
"Business" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around with isthmus
I don't got no time to play around with isthmus
Original Lyrics:
Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
"Cleanin' Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ceiling in my closet
Original Lyrics:
Cleaning out my closet
"Cleanin' Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his pennies up in the bunk.
Original Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But tonight I'm loving Jackson Scandrett.
Original Lyrics:
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But tonight, I'm coming out of the closet.
Original Lyrics:
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cleaning out my car seat.
Original Lyrics:
Cleaning out my closet.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming out da closet.
Original Lyrics:
Cleaning out my closet.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't mean to make you high.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't mean to make you cry.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got some skeletons in my closet
And I don't know how to dispose of it.
And I don't know how to dispose of it.
Original Lyrics:
I got some skeletons in my closet
And I don't know if no one knows it.
And I don't know if no one knows it.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleanin' up my carpet.
But tonight, I'm cleanin' up my carpet.
Original Lyrics:
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleanin' out my closet.
But tonight, I'm cleanin' out my closet.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never meant to make you die.
Original Lyrics:
I never meant to make you cry.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry Mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight I'm bringing out my claws at you.
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight I'm bringing out my claws at you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry Mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet.
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry homo
I didn't mean to drill you
I didn't mean to make you dry
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet.
or
I'm sorry Mama
I didn't mean to hurt you
I didn't mean to make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
I didn't mean to drill you
I didn't mean to make you dry
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet.
or
I'm sorry Mama
I didn't mean to hurt you
I didn't mean to make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry Mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry momma
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight, I'm takin' out my sausage
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry,
But tonight, I'm takin' out my sausage
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry, Mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry, Mama, I never meant to hurt Lou.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry, Mama, I never meant to hurt you.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry, Mama
I didn't mean to rape you
I never meant to make you die
But tonight, I'm comin' out the closet.
I didn't mean to rape you
I never meant to make you die
But tonight, I'm comin' out the closet.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry, Mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight, I'm cleaning out my closet.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave them with a taste like a sour girlfriend in their mouth.
Original Lyrics:
Leave them with a taste sour as vinegar in their mouth.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long lines for my wicked hiding.
Original Lyrics:
Picket signs for my wicked rhymes.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My f*****g father must've had his panties up in a bunch.
Original Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his peanuts up in the punch.
Original Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his penance up in a bunch.
Original Lyrics:
My f****n father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his penis up in a bunch.
Original Lyrics:
my f****t father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his penis up in the punch.
Original Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his penis up in the punch.
Original Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his pennies up in a bunch.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his pennies up in a bunch.
Original Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his pennies up in a punch.
Original Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My f****t father must have hit his penis up in the punch.
Original Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his panties up in a bunch.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick as the mind
Sick a** Oprah Winfrey's behind.
Sick a** Oprah Winfrey's behind.
Original Lyrics:
Sick of this mind
Of the mother f***ing kid that's behind.
Of the mother f***ing kid that's behind.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight I'm coming out the closet.
Original Lyrics:
But tonight, I'm cleanin' out my closet.
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What I did with Snoop, no doubt it was wrong
Original Lyrics:
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
"Criminal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna say a word
I just clip 'em a bird
And keep goin'
I won't take s*** fro no one.
I just clip 'em a bird
And keep goin'
I won't take s*** fro no one.
Original Lyrics:
I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird
And keep goin'
I don't take s*** from no one.
I just flip 'em the bird
And keep goin'
I don't take s*** from no one.
"Curtains Close" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess who's back, back again!
Shady's back, tell a friend.
Shady's back, tell a friend.
Original Lyrics:
Guess who's back, back again!
Ken is back, tell some men.
Ken is back, tell some men.
"Curtains Close" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess who's back, back again...
Shady is back, tell some men.
Shady is back, tell some men.
Original Lyrics:
Guess who's back, back again...
Ken is back, tell a friend.
Ken is back, tell a friend.
"Curtains Close" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess who's back, back again
Ken is back, down some men.
Ken is back, down some men.
Original Lyrics:
Guess who's back, back again
Ken is back, tell some men.
Ken is back, tell some men.
"Drug Ballad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We used to mix in with Bacardi Dark
or
We used to mixin' with the party talk
or
We used to mixin' with the party talk
Original Lyrics:
We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
"Fack"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**, f**, f**
Original Lyrics:
Fack, fack, fack
"Forgot About Dre"
Misheard Lyrics:
But ya'll think I'm gonna let my dope freeze
Oh please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you to f**k trees
Oh please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you to f**k trees
Original Lyrics:
But ya'll think I'm gonna let my dough freeze
Hoe Please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you to smoke trees
Hoe Please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you to smoke trees
"Goodbye Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bury my face in c*k and balls.
Original Lyrics:
I bury my face in comic books.
"Guilty Conscience" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gunna listen to that man who slapped Dee Barnes?
Original Lyrics:
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
"Guilty Conscience" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you shave your legs with Renae razorblades
Original Lyrics:
If you shave your legs with her aged razorblades
"Guilty Conscience" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you shave your legs with granny's razorblades
Original Lyrics:
If you shave your legs with her aged razorblades
"Guilty Conscience" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gonna listen to a guy who slapped T-Boz
Original Lyrics:
You gonna take advice from someone who slapped Dee Barnes
"Guilty Conscience" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be safe for days with your shady legs.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs.
"Hailie's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so glad that her mom didn't abort her
Original Lyrics:
I'm so glad that her mom didn't want her.
"Hailie's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so glad that her mom didn't b*** me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so glad that her mom didn't abort her.
"Hailie's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so glad that her mom didn't want her.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so glad that her mom didn't abort her.
"I'm Back" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why they call me Slim Shady
I'm black, I'm black
I'm black, I'm black
Original Lyrics:
That's why they call me Slim Shady
I'm back, I'm back
I'm back, I'm back
"Just Lose It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All right, stop, it's a phenomenon.
Original Lyrics:
Alright stop, pajama time
"Just Lose It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alright stop, phenominom
Original Lyrics:
Alright stop, pajama time
"Just Lose It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
Of child investigation accusations.
Of child investigation accusations.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't mean rap as in a new case
Of child molestation accusations
Of child molestation accusations
The lyric 'Child investigation accusations' is in the clean/radio version of the song.
"Just Lose It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come here, little kitties, on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new snap.
Guess who's back with a brand new snap.
Original Lyrics:
Come here, little kiddies, on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap.
Guess who's back with a brand new rap.
"Just Lose It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything looks like it's 'hate my mouth'.
Original Lyrics:
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now.
"Just Lose It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oops! My city just skipped.
Original Lyrics:
Oops! My CD just skipped.
"Just Lose It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oops, my heartbeat just skipped.
Original Lyrics:
Oops, my CD just skipped.
"Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slut! You think I won't choke no horse?
Original Lyrics:
Slut, you think I won't choke no whore?
"Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slut! You think I won't choke on a horse!
Original Lyrics:
Slut! You think I won't choke no whore!
"Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slut! You think I won't choke on a horse?
Original Lyrics:
Slut! You think I won't choke no whore?
"Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
What! You think I won't smoke a horse?
Original Lyrics:
Slut! You think I won't choke no whore?
"Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think I won't choke on a horse!
Original Lyrics:
You think I won't choke no whore.
"Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think I won't choke on a horse.
Original Lyrics:
Think I won't choke no whore...
"Kim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't make me rape this baby
She don't need to see what I'm out to do.
She don't need to see what I'm out to do.
Original Lyrics:
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do.
She don't need to see what I'm about to do.
"Let's Get Down To Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
Russia
Original Lyrics:
Marshall
"Like Toy Soldiers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm so caught in it, N***a I almost feel I'm the one who caused it
Original Lyrics:
And I'm so caught in it, I almost feel I'm the one who caused it
"Like Toy Soldiers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In bottles that I can handle
Original Lyrics:
In battles that I can handle
"Like Toy Soldiers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some receptionist stegosaurus
Who answers phones at his desk.
Who answers phones at his desk.
Original Lyrics:
Some receptionist at The Source
Who answers phones at his desk.
Who answers phones at his desk.
"Like Toy Soldiers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through that f***ing case
Original Lyrics:
Through that publication
"Like Toy Soldiers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all fall down I like Toys 'R' Us.
Original Lyrics:
We all fall down like toy soldiers.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz man, these g****amn food stamps don't buy vipers.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz man, these g****amn food stamps don't buy diapers.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coast to coast shows
He's known as the globetrotter
Lonely Rhodes scholar.
He's known as the globetrotter
Lonely Rhodes scholar.
Original Lyrics:
Coast to coast shows
He's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads got him.
He's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads got him.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coast to coast
Shows he's no 'Mr. Globetrotter'.
Shows he's no 'Mr. Globetrotter'.
Original Lyrics:
Coast to coast shows
He's known as 'The Globetrotter'.
He's known as 'The Globetrotter'.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows his whole back city's ropes.
Original Lyrics:
He knows his whole back's to these ropes.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's nerdy
Original Lyrics:
He's nervous
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
His arms spaghetti, he's nervous.
Original Lyrics:
His mom's spaghetti, he's nervous.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
His bulbs are sweaty.
Original Lyrics:
His palms are sweaty.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
His mom's forgetting he's nervous.
Original Lyrics:
His mom's spaghetti, he's nervous.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can not grow old and sell his lot.
Original Lyrics:
I can not grow old in Salem's lot.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oops there goes gravity
Oops there goes gravity.
Oops there goes gravity.
Original Lyrics:
Oops there goes gravity
Oops there goes Rabbit he...
Oops there goes Rabbit he...
The second line is "there goes Rabbit, he choked", but that wouldn't be consistent with mishearing it as "gravity".
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oops there goes gravity
Oops, he's so mad, but he choked.
Oops, he's so mad, but he choked.
Original Lyrics:
Oops there goes gravity
Oops, there goes Rabbit, he choked.
Oops, there goes Rabbit, he choked.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oops there goes gravity
Oops, there goes Rabbit, he choked.
Oops, there goes Rabbit, he choked.
Original Lyrics:
Ope there goes gravity, ope there goes Rabbit, he choked
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Op, there goes gravity
Op, there goes rabbity.
Op, there goes rabbity.
Original Lyrics:
Op, there goes gravity
Op, there goes Rabbit, he...
Op, there goes Rabbit, he...
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Op, there goes rabbity.
Original Lyrics:
Op there goes gravity.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ope he's so nabbity
Original Lyrics:
Ope, there goes Rabbit, he...
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
See dishonor caught up bein' a father and a prima donna.
Original Lyrics:
Teeter-totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
See dishonor caught up between bein' a father and a pre-Madonna.
Original Lyrics:
Teeter-totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay in one spot another day, I'm not.
Original Lyrics:
Stay in one spot another day of monotony.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay in one spot, another damn I'm not
Original Lyrics:
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay in one spot, another jam or not
or
Stay in one spot, another damn or not
or
Stay in one spot, another damn or not
Original Lyrics:
Stay in one Spot, another day of monotony
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay in one spot, another jam or not.
Original Lyrics:
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tear this motherf*****g roof off like Rudolph's cage
Original Lyrics:
Tear this motherf*****g roof off like two dogs caged
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a homie on his sweater already.
Original Lyrics:
There's vomit on his sweater already.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's vomit on his sweater already, palms more sweaty.
Original Lyrics:
There's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spaghetti.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's vomit on his weather already
Mom's forgetting.
Mom's forgetting.
Original Lyrics:
There's vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti.
Mom's spaghetti.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's vomit on the surface of his car and it's ready.
Original Lyrics:
There's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spaghetti.
"Lose Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow it
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
Original Lyrics:
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
"Mockingbird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every parrot.
And make him eat every parrot.
Original Lyrics:
I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every karat.
And make him eat every karat.
"Mockingbird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now hush, Little Mermaid, don't you drown
Original Lyrics:
Now hush, little baby, don't you cry
"Mockingbird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straighten up little shoulder
Original Lyrics:
Straighten up little soldier
"My 1st Single" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the f***in' Ramones.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the buckin' broncos.
"My 1st Single" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Michael J., he'd suck my c*ck anyday
Original Lyrics:
I'm like OJ, he's like my Cochran today
"My Dad's Gone Crazy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be a pudding-whipped brick.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be a psssy whipped b**ch
"My Name Is (Album Version)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just rank to fit the bakah
Dare me to drive?
Dare me to drive?
Original Lyrics:
I just drank a fifth of vodka
Dare me to drive?
Dare me to drive?
"My Name Is (Radio Edit)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And by the way, when you see my dad?
Ask him if he bought a porno mag to see my ass.
Ask him if he bought a porno mag to see my ass.
Original Lyrics:
And by the way, when you see my dad?
Ask him if he bought a porno mag to see my ad.
Ask him if he bought a porno mag to see my ad.
"My Name Is (Radio Edit)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't know I was supposed to be p***ed off.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft.
"My Name Is (Radio Edit)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just rank to fit the Kool Aid
Dare me to drive?
Dare me to drive?
Original Lyrics:
I just drank a fifth of Kool Aid
Dare me to drive?
Dare me to drive?
"My Name Is (Radio Edit)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since age 12, I felt like I'm a caged cell.
Original Lyrics:
Since age 12, I felt like a caged elf.
"My Name Is (Radio Edit)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try sick and get messed up worse than my life is.
Original Lyrics:
Try 'cid and get messed up worse than my life is.
"cid"=short for acid, I think.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they said les is just a frizz
Original Lyrics:
...while they scream at me "lets just be friends"
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicka chicka, Flim Frady
Original Lyrics:
Chika Chika, Slim Shady
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chika Chika Dick Cheney
or
Chika Chika Bin Crazy
or
Chika Chika Smurf Brainy
or
Chika Chika Jan Brady
or
Chika Chika Jan Brady
Original Lyrics:
Chika Chika Slim Shady
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chika, Chika, Jim Brady
Original Lyrics:
Chika, Chika, Slim Shady
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chika-chika, nice gravey
Original Lyrics:
Chika-chika, Slim Shady
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Close ribbed like The Incredible Hulk
Original Lyrics:
Clothes ripped like The Incredible Hulk
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dre sent me to piss the world off!
Original Lyrics:
God sent me to piss the world off!
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dre sent me to tick the world off!
Original Lyrics:
God sent me to p*** the world off!
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Extraterrestrials running over pedestrians
Original Lyrics:
Extraterrestrials raping lesbians
Not misheard, radio edit of the song
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, do you like violins?
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, do you like violence?
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi kids! Do you like Primus?
Original Lyrics:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
This is not misheard; "Primus" is in the radio edit version.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi kids! Do you like primers? (as in paint primer solvent)
Original Lyrics:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi kids, Do you like mullets?
Original Lyrics:
Hi kids, Do you like violence?
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi kids, Do you like violets?
Original Lyrics:
Hi kids, Do you like violence?
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi kids, do you like my pits?
Original Lyrics:
Hi kids, do you like violence?
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi kids, do you like prime ribs?
Original Lyrics:
Hi kids, do you like violence?
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey kids, do you like Primus
or
Hey kids, do you like violins
or
Hi kids- you like prime ribs?
or
Hi kids- you like prime ribs?
Original Lyrics:
Hey kids, do you like violence?
"Hey kids, do you like Primus" is the RADIO EDIT version of this lyrics (and hence why I get it submitted so often as misheard)
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi my name is, my name is
Jackie Chan ladies
Jackie Chan ladies
Original Lyrics:
Hi my name is, my name is
tikka tikka Slim Shady
tikka tikka Slim Shady
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, Kids!
So you like hashish?
So you like hashish?
Original Lyrics:
Hi, Kids!
Do you like violence?
Do you like violence?
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, kids! Do you like violets?
or
Hi, kids! Do you like pirates?
or
Hi, kids! Do you like Linus?
or
Hi, kids! Do you like pirates?
or
Hi, kids! Do you like Linus?
Original Lyrics:
Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, kids!
Do you like cannibus?
Do you like cannibus?
Original Lyrics:
Hi, kids!
Do you like violence?
Do you like violence?
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, my name is a chick, a chick in Mercedes.
Original Lyrics:
Hi, my name is (chika chika) Slim Shady.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How you gonna rest, Phoebe, mom?
Original Lyrics:
How you gonna breastfeed me, mom?
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just drank a fifth of cooler
Dare me to drive?
or
I drank a fifth of Kool-Aid
Dare me to drive?
Dare me to drive?
or
I drank a fifth of Kool-Aid
Dare me to drive?
Original Lyrics:
I drank a fifth of vodka
Dare me to drive?
Dare me to drive?
Actually, "kool aid" is part of the radio edit version, so it isn't really misheard. However, "cooler" is misheard.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just drank a filthy cooler
Original Lyrics:
I just drank a fifth of kool-aid
Explicit version says "I drank a fifth of vodka"
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out my mom s*** more d*** than I do.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just found out mum does more cork than Isaac do.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out my mum does more dope than I do.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mindless teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Original Lyrics:
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is (chicka-chicka) Pimp daddy
Original Lyrics:
My name is (chicka-chicka) Slim Shady
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Chicka Chicka baby lady.
Original Lyrics:
My name is, chicka chicka, Slim Shady.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Mercedes
Original Lyrics:
My name is (chicka chicka) Slim Shady
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (chicka chicka) Mancini.
My name is who?
My name is (chicka chicka) Mancini.
Original Lyrics:
My name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (chicka chicka) Slim Shady.
My name is who?
My name is (chicka chicka) Slim Shady.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is {chicka chicka} Slim Hades.
Original Lyrics:
My name is {chicka chicka} Slim Shady.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is, my name is ... Zam Zany
Original Lyrics:
My name is, my name is ... Slim Shady
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is, my name is....Lamp Shady
Original Lyrics:
My name is, my name is...Slim Shady
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is...his name's Dany.
Original Lyrics:
My name is...Slim Shady.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name's (chicka, chicka) Jim Brady.
Original Lyrics:
My name is (chicka, chicka) Slim Shady.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since the age of 12, I've felt like a caged elf
Original Lyrics:
Well since the age of 12, I've felt like I'm someone else
Actually not a misheard; one is the album version, and the other is the radio edit.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slim Shady, you amaze me
Original Lyrics:
Slim Shady, you a basehead
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slim Shady, you are bay s***.
Original Lyrics:
Slim Shady, you a base head.
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slim Shady, you base kit
or
Slim Shady, you're basic
or
Slim Shady, you basin
or
Slim Shady, you basin
Original Lyrics:
Slim Shady, you a basehead
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slim Shady, you're a basement
Original Lyrics:
Slim Shady, you a basehead
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well since age twelve,
I've felt like someone's elf
I've felt like someone's elf
Original Lyrics:
Well since age twelve,
I've felt like I'm someone else
I've felt like I'm someone else
"My Name Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What? My name is Lamb Zany.
Original Lyrics:
Hi, my name is Slim Shady.
"Not Afraid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a Brer
Original Lyrics:
I'm not afraid
"Rabbit Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I go to ghetto.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I go to get up.
"Rabbit Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill the Dutch!
Original Lyrics:
Feel to touch!
"Rabbit Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rap it run.
Original Lyrics:
Rabbit run
"Rap God"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucked a lamma
Original Lyrics:
Samma lamma
I LIKE EMINEM NO OFFENCE TO HIM OR HIS FANS
"Remember Me? (Featuring RBX And Sticky Fingaz)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get more p**sy than a diaper.
Original Lyrics:
I get more p**sy than them d*** b******.
"Role Model" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got genital awards, and they're bronze when I pee.
Original Lyrics:
I got genital warts, and it burns when I pee.
"Say Goodbye Hollywood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm a responsible father
I'm not a lot of good
I beat on my daughter
Layin' in the bottom of the mud.
I'm not a lot of good
I beat on my daughter
Layin' in the bottom of the mud.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm a responsible father
So not a lot of good
I'd be to my daughter
Layin' in the bottom of the mud.
So not a lot of good
I'd be to my daughter
Layin' in the bottom of the mud.
"Say Goodbye Hollywood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing about
Sing about Hollywood.
Sing about Hollywood.
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye
Say goodbye to Hollywood.
Say goodbye to Hollywood.
"Sayin' Goodbye To Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing about Hollywood
Sing about Hollywood.
Sing about Hollywood.
Original Lyrics:
Sayin' goodbye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye to Hollywood.
Sayin' goodbye to Hollywood.
"Sayin' Goodbye To Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' about a hollywood
Original Lyrics:
Sayin' goodbye to Hollywood.
"Shake That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Animal boy
And his boy
And his boy and his girl
Haha, Nate Dogg!
And his boy
And his boy and his girl
Haha, Nate Dogg!
Original Lyrics:
And my boy
And his boy
And his boy, and his girl
Haha, Nate Dogg!
And his boy
And his boy, and his girl
Haha, Nate Dogg!
"Shake That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get more ass than a troll at sea
Original Lyrics:
I get more ass than a toilet seat
"Shake That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some girls are everybody
Original Lyrics:
Some girls they act retarded
"Shake That"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way she's grinding in front of Cole
I'm gonna get violent and lose control.
I'm gonna get violent and lose control.
Original Lyrics:
The way she's grinding that pole
I think I'm losing control.
I think I'm losing control.
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're full of s*** too Aguilera
That was a fist that hit you!
That was a fist that hit you!
Original Lyrics:
And you're full of s*** too Guerrera
That was fist that hit you!
That was fist that hit you!
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But can it load a gun for you and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you an assault to do.
Well if it can, then the next time you an assault to do.
Original Lyrics:
But can it load a gun up for you and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude.
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude.
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm signin' cds while police finger Britney.
Original Lyrics:
I'm signin' cds while police fingerprint me.
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If he ever saw him, McGinty'd probably knock him out.
Original Lyrics:
If he ever saw him again, he'd probably knock him out.
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing for the moment, sing for the year.
Original Lyrics:
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
The song contains a sample of Aerosmith's "Dream On"
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing for the mountain, sing for the beer.
Original Lyrics:
Sing for the moment, sing for the tear.
"tear" as in "teardrop" (rhymes with beer)
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing for the mountain
Original Lyrics:
Sing for the laughter
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for tequila
Sing for the laughter, sing for the beer.
Sing for the laughter, sing for the beer.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear.
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear.
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing with us, sing for Tiia
Sing along now, sing, Mamma Mia!
Sing along now, sing, Mamma Mia!
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear.
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear.
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Single women, just moms and dads
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, just for today
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're full of s*** too, Carrera
That was a b****, that hit you!
That was a b****, that hit you!
Original Lyrics:
And you're full of s*** too, Guerrera
That was fist that hit you!
That was fist that hit you!
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're full of s*** too, Carrera
That was our business, I hate you!
That was our business, I hate you!
Original Lyrics:
And you're full of s*** too, Guerrera
That was fist that hit you!
That was fist that hit you!
"Sing For The Moment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're full of s*** too, fairy
That was a fit that hit you.
That was a fit that hit you.
Original Lyrics:
You're full of s*** too, Guerrera
That was a fist that hit you.
That was a fist that hit you.
"Smack That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flap jack
Original Lyrics:
Smack that.
"Smack That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smack Dad
Original Lyrics:
Smack that.
"Spend Some Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Zoom, zoom by the thing.
Original Lyrics:
Spend some time with me.
"Square Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing sues me more than a group that boos me.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing soothes me more than a groove that boosts me.
"Square Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna have good time;
Don't be scared, just learn the new words now
Don't be scared, just learn the new words now
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna have a good ol' time;
Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothing to worry about.
Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothing to worry about.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if she suffocates or somethin' more,
then she'll die too
then she'll die too
Original Lyrics:
'Cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more,
then she'll die too
then she'll die too
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can see it all,
And even if I could it would all be great,
With your picture on my wall,
It reminds me that its not so bad,
It's not so bad.
And even if I could it would all be great,
With your picture on my wall,
It reminds me that its not so bad,
It's not so bad.
Original Lyrics:
And I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall,
It reminds me that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad.
And even if I could it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall,
It reminds me that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
And even if I couldn't all regret
Got a picture in the wall.
Got a picture in the wall.
Original Lyrics:
And even if I could it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall.
But your picture on my wall.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
And even when I could I'd still fall down
Paint a picture on my wall.
Paint a picture on my wall.
Original Lyrics:
And even if I could it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall.
But your picture on my wall.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I’m as big as Stan
Original Lyrics:
But I’m the biggest fan
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, how far along is you?
Original Lyrics:
Come on, how f**ked up is you?
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
For four hours and you just said go
Original Lyrics:
For four hours and you just said no
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's not called,
I'm wondering why-y
Got out of bed alone
I'm wondering why-y
Got out of bed alone
Original Lyrics:
My teas gone cold
I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's not called, I'm wondering why
Got out of bed alone
Got out of bed alone
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
I got out of bed at all
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I even got the underground sh*t that you did with Stan
Original Lyrics:
I even got the underground sh*t that you did with Skam
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a friend kill himself over some two day want 'em.
Original Lyrics:
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had my friend kill himself over some two day quantum.
Original Lyrics:
I had my friend kill himself over some b**ch who didn't want him.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had my friend kill himself over some two day won-ton.
Original Lyrics:
I had my friend kill himself over some b***h who didn't want him.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just drank a bit of cool-aid.
Dare me to die?
Dare me to die?
Original Lyrics:
I just drank a fifth of vodka.
Dare me to drive?
Dare me to drive?
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just drank a bit of cop
Cop, dare me to die.
Cop, dare me to die.
Original Lyrics:
I just drank a fifth of vodka
Dare me to drive?
Dare me to drive?
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
The morning rainclouds are on my window.
And I can't sleep at all
And I can't sleep at all
or
I wanna make love to my window.
And can't sleep at all
And can't sleep at all
or
I wanna make love to my window.
And can't sleep at all
And can't sleep at all
Original Lyrics:
The morning rain clouds up my window,
and I can't see at all
and I can't see at all
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just drank a fitz-a-bokka
Original Lyrics:
I just drank a fifth of vodka
whatever "fitz-a-bokka" is/means
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Morning rain clogs up my window.
Original Lyrics:
The morning rain clouds up my window.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears don't go, I wonder whay.
Original Lyrics:
My tea goes cold, I wonder why.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears go cold and I don't know why.
Original Lyrics:
My tea goes cold, I wonder why.
Sung by Dido at the beginning of the song. (Incidentally, this is also the beginning line of Dido's song "Thank You.")
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
But your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
But your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
Put your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
Put your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears gone cold
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears won't go I'm wondering why
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
My teas gone cold
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all
Go and make love to my window
And I can see it all
And even if I could it would all be great
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad.
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all
Go and make love to my window
And I can see it all
And even if I could it would all be great
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad.
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh shush, I forgot how am I supposed to finish...ow
Original Lyrics:
Oh sh**, I forgot how am I supposed to send this sh** out
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't call
I'm wonderin' why-y go down a bed alone.
The morning ray clowns suck my window,
and I can't see, ya know.
And even if I could it would all be great,
put your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
I'm wonderin' why-y go down a bed alone.
The morning ray clowns suck my window,
and I can't see, ya know.
And even if I could it would all be great,
put your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window,
and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray
but your picture on my wall,
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window,
and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray
but your picture on my wall,
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go I want your advice
'Cause I'm not sad at all
'Cause I'm not sad at all
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
Got out of bed at all
Got out of bed at all
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go there wondering why
Cause I'm not better off
Cause I'm not better off
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
I got out of bed at all
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go,
I wandering guy
I wandering guy
Original Lyrics:
Tea's gone cold,
I'm wondering why
I'm wondering why
A duet with Dido, who sings this line (taken from *her* song, "Thank You")
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go
I want you back, got out of bed at all
I want you back, got out of bed at all
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of a b*tch
Original Lyrics:
Shut up, b*tch
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears come and go I'm wonderin' why, I got out of bed hello.
Cloudy raindrops up my window, dark can see the glow,
Even if I could read all you would with a picture on my wall,
if y'all know ma then it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Cloudy raindrops up my window, dark can see the glow,
Even if I could read all you would with a picture on my wall,
if y'all know ma then it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Original Lyrics:
Tea's gone cold I'm wondering why, I got out of bed at all
Morning raindrops cloud my window, and I can't see at all
Even if I could it'd all be grey with your picture on my wall it,
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
Morning raindrops cloud my window, and I can't see at all
Even if I could it'd all be grey with your picture on my wall it,
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
That he's not called,
I wonder why-y, that out of there at all,
the morning break-up took my window,
and I can't see at all,
and here right if I could then
I'll regret, put your picture on my wall,
it reminds me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
I wonder why-y, that out of there at all,
the morning break-up took my window,
and I can't see at all,
and here right if I could then
I'll regret, put your picture on my wall,
it reminds me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I, got out of bed at all,
the morning rain clouds up my window,
and I cant see at all,
and even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall,
it reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad
I'm wondering why I, got out of bed at all,
the morning rain clouds up my window,
and I cant see at all,
and even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall,
it reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
The morning rain clouds up my dildo.
Original Lyrics:
The morning rain clouds up my window.
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was just a little baby born
Original Lyrics:
When I was just a little baby boy
"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics:
You still ain't called, I'm wonderin' why, but I'm off better though.
Morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it would all be great
Morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it would all be great
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all.
Morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
Morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.
And even if I could, it'll all be grey
"Steve Berman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Violet Brown told me to suck myself
Original Lyrics:
Steve: Violent Ground told me to go f**k myself!
"Superman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til then just sit your dumb a** on that empty runway.
Original Lyrics:
'Till then just sit your drunk a** on that f*****g.
Actually, once again, the "misheard" line comes from the radio edit version.
"Superman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I too nice? Buy you ice?
B***h if you died wouldn't buy you lice.
B***h if you died wouldn't buy you lice.
Original Lyrics:
Am I too nice? Buy you ice?
B***h if you died wouldn't buy you life.
B***h if you died wouldn't buy you life.
"Superman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B****, even God wouldn't buy you lice.
Original Lyrics:
B**** if you died, wouldn't buy you life.
"Superman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy, you drive me crazy!
B****, you make me Earl.
B****, you make me Earl.
Original Lyrics:
Boy, you drive me crazy!
B1tch, you make me hurl.
B1tch, you make me hurl.
"Superman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rotten b*****s, uh, that's great.
Original Lyrics:
Rot in pieces, uh, that's great.
"Superman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rotten peaches, uh, that's great
or
Right and peace, uh, that's great.
or
Right and peace, uh, that's great.
Original Lyrics:
Rot in pieces, uh, that's great.
"Superman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rotten peaches? Uh, that's great.
Original Lyrics:
Rot in pieces? Uh, that's great.
"Superman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rotten piece of - oh, that's great.
Original Lyrics:
Rot in pieces - oh, that's great.
"Sweet Home Alabama (version from 8 mile)"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz I live at home in a trailer
Mom I'm comin' on to you.
Mom I'm comin' on to you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz I live at home in a trailer
Mom I'm comin' home to you.
Mom I'm comin' home to you.
"Sweet Home, Alabama"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz I live alone in a mailer son
I'm comin' on to u.
I'm comin' on to u.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz I live at home in a trailer
Mom, I'm comin' home to you.
Mom, I'm comin' home to you.
From the '8 Mile' original soundtrack.
"The Monster"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm friends with the monster, the son of my bitch
Original Lyrics:
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
"The Monster"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed
Original Lyrics:
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
"The Monster"
Misheard Lyrics:
It rhymes with the mustard sun into my bed
Original Lyrics:
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the other Slim Shadys are just imitatees.
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Dick Cheneys are just imitating.
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shady's are humpin' my baby
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shady's are just entertaining.
Original Lyrics:
All you Slim Shady's are just imitating.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shady's are just in my tating.
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just a martini
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imatating
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just dementating.
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just in Montana
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just in martinis.
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just in my taking
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other slim shadies are just in my tainting
Original Lyrics:
All you other slim shadies are just imitating
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you other slim shadys adjusting my ditty
Original Lyrics:
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you slim shady's, how do I adjust these big titties?
Original Lyrics:
All you slim shady's are just imitating
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you want is SlimShady so just give one taidee
Original Lyrics:
All you other SlimShadys are just imitating
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll be grace that
Original Lyrics:
And Dr. Dre said
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Slim Shady
All you other Slim Shady's are the mutatees
All you other Slim Shady's are the mutatees
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every other Slim Shady is just irritating.
Original Lyrics:
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Dick Cheney, yes I'm the real Cheney
Original Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm a real lady
Original Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys adjustin' my titties
All you other Slim Shadys adjustin' my titties
Original Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a mad Teddy.
Original Lyrics:
...just imitating
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go upstairs, though
Original Lyrics:
Let's all stand up
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Panisonic just burst in the door
Original Lyrics:
Like Pam when Tommy just burst in the door
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Might just give it a lil' kick
Original Lyrics:
Might just give it a lil' kiss
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My humus on your lips
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama's on your lips
My mama's on your lips
My mama's on your lips
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips
My bum is on your lips
My bum is on your lips
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama's on your lips
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mom is on your lips.
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mom is on your lips
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mom is on your list
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My momma's on your lips,
My momma's on your lips,
and if I get lucky they might just give you a little kiss
My momma's on your lips,
and if I get lucky they might just give you a little kiss
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips,
my bum is on your lips,
and if I get lucky you might just give it a little kiss
my bum is on your lips,
and if I get lucky you might just give it a little kiss
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mommy's on my lips.
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My vomit is on your lips,
my vomit is on your lips,
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little piss
my vomit is on your lips,
and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little piss
Original Lyrics:
My bum is on your lips,
my bum is on your lips,
and if I get lucky you might just give it a little kiss
my bum is on your lips,
and if I get lucky you might just give it a little kiss
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Of course they know what a divorce is.
Original Lyrics:
Of course they know what intercourse is.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Of course they've gotta know
they're in the courses
they're in the courses
Original Lyrics:
Of course they're gonna know
what intercourse is
what intercourse is
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pee standing up, pee standing up.
Original Lyrics:
Please stand up, please stand up.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can sit next to carcinoma alien Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
Original Lyrics:
So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I had N'sync nearly destroy you
Original Lyrics:
So I have been sent to destroy you
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I have 'nsync here to destroy you
Original Lyrics:
So I have been sent here to destroy you
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I have N'sync here to destroy you
Original Lyrics:
So I have been sent here to destroy you
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I told N'Sync to destroy you.
Original Lyrics:
So I have been sent here to destroy you.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave her tatoo first?
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave her tatoo first?
Original Lyrics:
So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So can I sit next to paraphernalia of Fred Durst
And find out if that Hershey's gave Hector thirst
And find out if that Hershey's gave Hector thirst
Original Lyrics:
So can I sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
And and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first?
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're just peein in in in.
Original Lyrics:
...just imitating
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm Sim City, is on a real city.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm Sim City
Yes I'm the real city.
Yes I'm the real city.
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady.
Yes I'm the real Shady.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, sink's got a custody wrap to sell records
Original Lyrics:
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will Smith don't got a cousin who raps and sells records.
Original Lyrics:
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will Smith don't gotta cut his rap to sell records.
Original Lyrics:
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records.
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will Smith don't gotta handcuff rap to sell records
Original Lyrics:
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will just get my teddies
Original Lyrics:
...just imitating
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Women, wet your pantyhose,
Original Lyrics:
Women, wave your pantyhose,
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah he's cute but I think he married a gimp
Original Lyrics:
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim
"The Way I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of these cocky quotations
Original Lyrics:
And all these cocky caucasians
"The Way I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all these Cockney quotations
Original Lyrics:
To deal with these cocky Caucasians
"The Way I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit back with this pack of tic-tacs and this bag of some seeds
Original Lyrics:
I sit back with this pack of zig-zags and this bag of this weed
"The Way I Am"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call me an a******, I'm black
Original Lyrics:
You can call an a****** I'm glad
"Till I Collapse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til the roof goes off.
Original Lyrics:
'Til the roof comes off.
"Till I Collapse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Till the roof goes off
'Till the lights go out
Timbaland give up
Can't shut my mouth.
'Till the lights go out
Timbaland give up
Can't shut my mouth.
Original Lyrics:
'Till the roof comes off
'Till the lights go out
'Till my legs give out
Can't shut my mouth.
'Till the lights go out
'Till my legs give out
Can't shut my mouth.
"Till I Collapse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna whip this s*** 'til my b*l*s come off.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna rip this s*** 'til my bones collapse.
"Till I Collapse" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Till the roof comes off
Till the lights go out
Till my legs give out
Can't s*** in my mouth.
Till the lights go out
Till my legs give out
Can't s*** in my mouth.
Original Lyrics:
Till the roof comes off
Till the lights go out
Till my legs give out
Can't shut my mouth.
Till the lights go out
Till my legs give out
Can't shut my mouth.
"Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
VENOM (I got that) to the VENOM (VENOM)
Not know when I'm VENOM
Never gonna slow up VENOM
Ready to snap in for VENOM
Thinking it's time for VENOM
They ain't gonna know what VENOM
Not know when I'm VENOM
Never gonna slow up VENOM
Ready to snap in for VENOM
Thinking it's time for VENOM
They ain't gonna know what VENOM
Original Lyrics:
Venom (I got that)
Adrenaline momentum (venom)
Not knowing when I'm ever gonna slow up and I'm
Ready to snap any moment I'm
Thinking it's time to go get 'em
They ain't gonna know what hit 'em
Adrenaline momentum (venom)
Not knowing when I'm ever gonna slow up and I'm
Ready to snap any moment I'm
Thinking it's time to go get 'em
They ain't gonna know what hit 'em
"We Made You"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's Ellen Degeneres have that I don't, are you tellin' me tetanus?
Original Lyrics:
What's Ellen Degeneres have that I don't, are you tellin' me tenderness?
"When I'm Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm gone, just carry on, don't moan
See joyce every time you hear the sound of my voice.
See joyce every time you hear the sound of my voice.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice.
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice.
"White America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Afghanistan, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
America, I love you.
"White America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To burn the casket
And replace it with a parental advisory sticker.
And replace it with a parental advisory sticker.
Original Lyrics:
To burn the flag
And replace it with a parental advisory sticker.
And replace it with a parental advisory sticker.
"White America" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To burn the casket
And replace it with a parental advisory sticker.
And replace it with a parental advisory sticker.
Original Lyrics:
To burn the flag
And replace it with a parental advisory sticker.
And replace it with a parental advisory sticker.
"Who Knew?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pamela Lee, you ain't listening.
Original Lyrics:
Apparently, you ain't parents.
"Without Me (radio version)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump back, jiggle the hips and wiggle a b****.
Original Lyrics:
Jump back, jiggle the hips and wiggle a bit.
"Without Me (radio version)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeltsin's back.
Original Lyrics:
Guess who's back?
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it feels so empty without meat
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it feels so empty without me
This was parodied in All That as "Without Meat".
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the field's so empty without me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit of wee mixed with some hard liquor
Original Lyrics:
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A missionary, Richard is scary.
Original Lyrics:
A visionary vision is scary.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Anaheim's had hockey since ninety-three
It'll feel so empty without me.
It'll feel so empty without me.
Original Lyrics:
And no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll feel so empty without me.
It'll feel so empty without me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Moby, you can get stoned by Opie
You 36 year old boring f** lonely.
You 36 year old boring f** lonely.
Original Lyrics:
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36-year-old baldheaded f**, b*** me.
You 36-year-old baldheaded f**, b*** me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Obie, you can get stoned by Obie
You 26-year-old boy in bad clothing.
You 26-year-old boy in bad clothing.
Original Lyrics:
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36-year-old baldheaded f***, b*** me.
You 36-year-old baldheaded f***, b*** me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And homey, you can get stomped by Moby
You thirty-six year old boys sag below me.
You thirty-six year old boys sag below me.
Original Lyrics:
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old baldheaded f**, bl** me.
You thirty-six year old baldheaded f**, bl** me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because you feel so sexy in and out me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
C*m on your lips,
summon your t*ts
'cause this sh*t's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits
F*ck you Demi!
summon your t*ts
'cause this sh*t's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits
F*ck you Demi!
Original Lyrics:
C*m on your lips,
some on your t*ts
'cause this sh*t's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits
F*ck you Debbie!
some on your t*ts
'cause this sh*t's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits
F*ck you Debbie!
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could start a revolution, illuminary
Original Lyrics:
Could start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Especially when you're a biscuit basket.
Original Lyrics:
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fix your damn antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna
or
Fix your bent antenna
Come into your room and enter.
Tune it in and then I'm gonna
or
Fix your bent antenna
Come into your room and enter.
Original Lyrics:
Fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna...
Tune it in and then I'm gonna...
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fix your damn antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna
or
Quicker than a set of tuna
Ninna, ninna, ninna
or
Fix your bent antenna
Come into your room and enter.
Tune it in and then I'm gonna
or
Quicker than a set of tuna
Ninna, ninna, ninna
or
Fix your bent antenna
Come into your room and enter.
Original Lyrics:
Fix your bent antennae
Tune it in, and then I'm gonna
Tune it in, and then I'm gonna
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess who's back, back again
Cheney's back, tell a friend.
Cheney's back, tell a friend.
Original Lyrics:
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend.
Shady's back, tell a friend.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bend over, suspenseful with a pencil.
Original Lyrics:
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just settle all my lawsuit, f*** you, d***mit.
Original Lyrics:
I just settle all my lawsuit, f*** you, Debbie.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just settled all my lawsuits
F*** you, Nelly.
F*** you, Nelly.
Original Lyrics:
I just settled all my lawsuits
F*** you, Deby.
F*** you, Deby.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there with a homeless man blowin' a whistle.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm interesting
The best thing since Best Thing
Investing in your kids' ears and nestings
The best thing since Best Thing
Investing in your kids' ears and nestings
Original Lyrics:
I'm interesting
The best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids' ears and nesting
The best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids' ears and nesting
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the rug and spitting out babies.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the rag and ovulating.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've created a muster
or
I've created a mustard
or
I've created a mustard
Original Lyrics:
I've created a monster
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It feels so intsy without me
Original Lyrics:
It feels so empty without me
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll feel so simple without me.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
LCP can't handle me.
Original Lyrics:
FCC won't let me be.
LCP is a term from chemistry, an abbreviation for Le Chatelier's Principle.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little aliens is feeling rebellious.
or
Little Elianne's feeling rebellious.
or
Little Elianne's feeling rebellious.
Original Lyrics:
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little rodeo girls put a brownie outside
Original Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little stallions kills falling rebels
Embarressed their pets still listen to Elvis
'Til someone on a mission and yells, 'B****!'
A piss and airy vision is scary.
Embarressed their pets still listen to Elvis
'Til someone on a mission and yells, 'B****!'
A piss and airy vision is scary.
Original Lyrics:
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarressed their parents still listen to Elvis
'Til someone comes on a mission and yells, 'B****!'
A visionary vision is scary.
Embarressed their parents still listen to Elvis
'Til someone comes on a mission and yells, 'B****!'
A visionary vision is scary.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moby, tou can get stunk by opals
36 year old boy who's a homie.
36 year old boy who's a homie.
Original Lyrics:
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36-year-old baldheaded f***, b*** me.
You 36-year-old baldheaded f***, b*** me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this looks like it's on top of me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we got a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we got a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
Original Lyrics:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this looks like just follow me.
Original Lyrics:
Now this looks like a job for me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this looks like on top of me.
Original Lyrics:
Now this looks like a job for me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this looks like the top of me.
Original Lyrics:
Now this looks like a job for me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now this looks old times for me
So everybody just follow me
So everybody just follow me
Original Lyrics:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
So everybody just follow me
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Quicker than a set of tuna
Ninna, Ninna, Ninna.
Ninna, Ninna, Ninna.
Original Lyrics:
Fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna...
Tune it in and then I'm gonna...
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm Disco Steve!
But it's just me, I'm Disco Steve!
Original Lyrics:
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene!
But it's just me, I'm just obscene!
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Testing, I pinch and bleed.
Original Lyrics:
Testing, attention please!
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This looks like on top of me.
Original Lyrics:
This looks like a job for me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This looks like up top of me
So everybody just flower me
We need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so Indy without me.
So everybody just flower me
We need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so Indy without me.
Original Lyrics:
This looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
We need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me.
So everybody just follow me
We need a little controversy
'Cuz it feels so empty without me.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two Trela par girls go roomy outside.
Original Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go round the outside.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls call Mama outside
Mama outside, mama outside.
Mama outside, mama outside.
Original Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside.
'Round the outside, 'round the outside.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls get wild outside
Get wild outside
Get wild outside.
Get wild outside
Get wild outside.
Original Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside
'Round the outside.
'Round the outside
'Round the outside.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go 'round me outside.
Original Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go brownie outside
Brownie outside
Brownie outside.
Brownie outside
Brownie outside.
Original Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside
'Round the outside.
'Round the outside
'Round the outside.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go rape me outside
Rape me outside
Rape me outside.
Rape me outside
Rape me outside.
Original Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside
'Round the outside.
'Round the outside
'Round the outside.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go rowdy outside,
rowdy outside, rowdy outside
rowdy outside, rowdy outside
Original Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls say, 'Ram me outside'.
Original Lyrics:
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Works in the middle of a biscuit basket.
Original Lyrics:
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards.
"Without Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You waited for him to start the day
Because I'm back, I'm on the rag, inoculating
Because I'm back, I'm on the rag, inoculating
Original Lyrics:
You waited this long, now stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
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