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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> E -> Melissa Etheridge
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Melissa Etheridge that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Melissa Etheridge on amIright currently.
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"Come To My Window" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crawl through my window.
Original Lyrics:
Come to my window.
"Come To My Window" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would die with numbers just to listen to your breasts
Original Lyrics:
I would dial numbers just to listen to your breath
"Come To My Window" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would stand inside my bell
A severed hand to hold.
A severed hand to hold.
Original Lyrics:
I would stand inside my hell
And hold the hand of death.
And hold the hand of death.
"Come To My Window" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would stand inside my hell and hold the Heimlich death
Original Lyrics:
I would stand inside my hell and hold the hand of death
"Come to My Window" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come inside
Wait by the light of the room
Wait by the light of the room
Original Lyrics:
Crawl inside
Wait by the light of the moon
Wait by the light of the moon
"Come to My Window" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would dial Columbo
Original Lyrics:
I would dial the numbers
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to come over
To help with the concert plans
To help with the concert plans
or
I wanna come over,
to help with concert, friend
to help with concert, friend
or
I wanna come over,
to help with concert, friend
to help with concert, friend
Original Lyrics:
I want to come over
To hell with the consequence
To hell with the consequence
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna come over
To hell with the concert fans.
To hell with the concert fans.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna come over,
To hell with the consequence.
To hell with the consequence.
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna come over
To help with the concert dress.
To help with the concert dress.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna come over
To hell with the consequence.
To hell with the consequence.
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna come over
To help with the concert plans.
To help with the concert plans.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna come over
To hell with the consequence.
To hell with the consequence.
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a Kimono
To hell with the concert plans.
To hell with the concert plans.
Original Lyrics:
I want to come over
To hell with the consequence.
To hell with the consequence.
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to call 'Rover.'
Original Lyrics:
I want to come over.
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to come over to have a concert, friends
Original Lyrics:
I want to come over, to hell with the consequence
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to come over,
To hell with the concert prints
To hell with the concert prints
Original Lyrics:
I want to come over,
To hell with the consequence
To hell with the consequence
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to come over
To hell with the cops and things.
To hell with the cops and things.
Original Lyrics:
I want to come over
To hell with the consequence.
To hell with the consequence.
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to come over
To hell with your c**k-s**k friends.
To hell with your c**k-s**k friends.
Original Lyrics:
I want to come over
To hell with the consequence.
To hell with the consequence.
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to come over
To help with the cancer pains.
To help with the cancer pains.
Original Lyrics:
I want to come over
To Hell with the consequence.
To Hell with the consequence.
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to come over
to hell with the concert plans
to hell with the concert plans
Original Lyrics:
I want to come over,
To hell with the consequence
To hell with the consequence
"I Want To Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to pull over
Forget about the concert plans.
Forget about the concert plans.
Original Lyrics:
I want to come over
To hell with the consequence.
To hell with the consequence.
"I Want to Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna come over, to help with the concert, Prince
Original Lyrics:
I wanna come over, to hell with the consequence
"I Want to Come Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a Corona
Original Lyrics:
I want to come over
As in Corona Extra and Corona Light, both beers brewed in Mexico.
"I'm The Only One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm the only one that walk across the fireplace, ooo.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm the only one who'll walk across a fire for you.
"I'm The Only One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and hold her 'til the feeling is gone
Original Lyrics:
Go on and hold her 'til the screaming is gone
"I'm The Only One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on and hold until the speech is done
Original Lyrics:
Go on and hold her 'til the screaming is gone
"I'm The Only One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only feed that makes you run
The semen that you're hiding from
The semen that you're hiding from
Original Lyrics:
It's only fear that makes you run
The demons that you're hiding from
The demons that you're hiding from
"I'm The Only One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight you told me that you wait for something new
Original Lyrics:
Tonight you told me that you ache for something new
"I'm the Only One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blues baby, can't you see...
Original Lyrics:
Please, baby, can't you see...
"I'm the Only One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The PMS you're hiding from
Original Lyrics:
The demons that you're hiding from
"If I Wanted To" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could dance Little Debbie on a Saturday night
Original Lyrics:
I could dance with the devil on a Saturday night
"If I Wanted To" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I wanted to
I could run fast as a dream
I could run fast as a dream
Original Lyrics:
If I wanted to
I could run fast as a train
I could run fast as a train
"Like The Way I Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the one-eyed girl?
Original Lyrics:
Like the way I do?
"Like The Way I Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scratching and crawling along with the Lord, I touch you.
Original Lyrics:
Scratching and crawling along the floor to touch you.
"Like The Way I Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seduce and wanna f*** you.
Original Lyrics:
Seduce you and affect you.
"Must Be Crazy For Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He must have been a crazy farmer
Original Lyrics:
You must have been crazy for me
"Nowhere To Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know a place down past an ocean
Original Lyrics:
I know a place down past an old shack
"Nowhere to Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can talk on the telephone
Original Lyrics:
We can talk until dawn
"Similar Features" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the sheet's still wet in your 35 numbered dream
Original Lyrics:
Now the paint's still wet in your do-it-by-number dream
"Similar Features" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got silver monkeys with long blue hair
Original Lyrics:
She's got similar features with longer hair
"Similar Features" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can sit on the beach with longer hair.
Original Lyrics:
She's got similar features with longer hair.
"Tuesday Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up and down, all night long
Skippin’ in a Target
I was born here
Skippin’ in a Target
I was born here
Original Lyrics:
Up and down this road I go
Skippin’ and dodgin’
From a 44
Skippin’ and dodgin’
From a 44
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