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There are 68 misheard song lyrics for Faith No More on amIright currently.
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"A Small Victory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
AIDS! Shades! Promenades!
Original Lyrics:
It...shouldn't...bother me!
Don't ask me why, but that's what I thought the lyrics were. I figured Mike Patton was just making some weird stream-of-consciousness rhymes.
"A Small Victory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It shreds a part of me.
Original Lyrics:
It shouldn't bother me.
"A Small Victory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The higher I aim, squirt it up on the nightstand.
Original Lyrics:
A Heirarchy, spread out upon the nightstand.
"Ashes To Ashes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll wear that t-shirt no more.
Original Lyrics:
I will let you shock no more.
"Ashes To Ashes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smiling, we threw out all the ashes
Original Lyrics:
Smiling with the mouth of the ocean
"Caffeine"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a face, you'll grow out of it.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a phase, you'll grow out of it.
"Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You see a big storm in my burrow.
Original Lyrics:
You see, I beg, stole and I borrowed.
"Epic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it feels so good it's like a walk in the grass.
Original Lyrics:
And it feels so good it's like walking on glass.
"Epic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it feels so good it's like walking to class
Original Lyrics:
And it feels so good it's like walking on glass
"Epic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's in your face but you can't drag it
Original Lyrics:
It's in your face but you can't grab it
"Epic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trix are for kids you silly wabbit.
Original Lyrics:
It's in your face but you can't grab it
"Epic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What…is…this? BULLS***! S S (pronounced like ESS ESS) BULLS***!! S S BULLS***!! S S
Original Lyrics:
What…is…it? It's it! What is it? It's it! What is it? It's it! What is it? It's it!
"Epic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference 'cause it's not-a yours to eat.
But it makes no difference 'cause it's not-a yours to eat.
Original Lyrics:
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference 'cause it knocks you off your feet.
But it makes no difference 'cause it knocks you off your feet.
"Epic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want it all but you can't have you?
Original Lyrics:
You want it all but you can't have it.
"Everything's Ruined"
Misheard Lyrics:
But then they want to...know
Original Lyrics:
A penny won't do, no
"Everything's Ruined"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything's runt.
Original Lyrics:
Everything's ruined.
"Everything's Ruined"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything's runt.
Original Lyrics:
Everything's ruined.
"Everything's Ruined"
Misheard Lyrics:
The nipples on a cow, really tough
Original Lyrics:
The numbers on a calculator
"Falling to Pieces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm somewhere in between
My love and my anger needs
My love and my anger needs
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm somewhere in between
My love and my agony
My love and my agony
"Falling to Pieces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know, there's a pizza for me
Original Lyrics:
But I know, there's a picture beneath
"Falling to Pieces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Topics of "yes" and "no"
In a notion of "maybe"
In a notion of "maybe"
Original Lyrics:
Droplets of "yes" and "no"
In an ocean of "maybe"
In an ocean of "maybe"
"From Out Of Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am nineteen fellows
I re-can joy.
I re-can joy.
Original Lyrics:
All energy funnels
All becomes you.
All becomes you.
"From Out Of Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you see me, Jonathan Gillott.
Original Lyrics:
I know you see me, our eyes interlock.
"From Out Of Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My glass toad stool's upstairs
Original Lyrics:
My glance turns to a stare.
"From Out Of Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My man stands to a still.
Original Lyrics:
My glance turns to a stare.
"From Out Of Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open the bottle, I'm yours to extract
I am not divine, but eternally free.
I am not divine, but eternally free.
Original Lyrics:
Obsession rules me, I'm yours from the start
I know you see me, our eyes interlock.
I know you see me, our eyes interlock.
"From Out Of Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sifting through the bottle, every day I see
Everything come in, I become you.
Everything come in, I become you.
Original Lyrics:
Sifting to the bottom, every day for two
All energy funnels, all becomes you.
All energy funnels, all becomes you.
"From Out Of Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sinking to the bottom, as the tables turn
Everything come in, I become you.
Everything come in, I become you.
Original Lyrics:
Sifting to the bottom, every day for two
All energy funnels, all becomes you.
All energy funnels, all becomes you.
"From Out Of Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tossed into my mind, stirring the core.
Original Lyrics:
Tossed into my mind, stirring the calm.
"From Out of Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My glands turns to a steer.
Original Lyrics:
My glance turns to a stare.
"From Out of Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tarzan in my mind, stunning the crowd
You smash me with Judy and put me down
'Cause you come from out of nowhere
My glance turns to a stare
One-session movies are yours from the start
OR
Odd session movies are yours from the start
I know you see me, I have seen the lock
You smash me with Judy and put me down
'Cause you come from out of nowhere
My glance turns to a stare
One-session movies are yours from the start
OR
Odd session movies are yours from the start
I know you see me, I have seen the lock
Original Lyrics:
Tossed into my mind, stirring the calm
You splash me with beauty and pull me down
'Cause you come from out of nowhere
My glance turns to a stare
Obsession rules me, I'm yours from the start
I know you see me, our eyes interlock
You splash me with beauty and pull me down
'Cause you come from out of nowhere
My glance turns to a stare
Obsession rules me, I'm yours from the start
I know you see me, our eyes interlock
"From Out of Nowhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You come from Ottawa, Noah
My glands turn rather stale
My glands turn rather stale
Original Lyrics:
You come from out of nowhere
My glance turns to a stare
My glance turns to a stare
This song would make me burst with excitement when it was played in rock clubs when I was 17. It was so fresh, so clever and driven.
"Jizzlobber"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm ready to eat the commitments
Original Lyrics:
I'm ready to make a commitment
"Kindergarten"
Misheard Lyrics:
The swings on the playground don't even fit me anymore!
F*** off!
F*** off!
Original Lyrics:
The swings on the playground don't even fit me anymore!
Folklore...
Folklore...
"Kindergarten"
Misheard Lyrics:
The swings on the playground don't even remember me anymore
F*** off.
F*** off.
Original Lyrics:
The swings on the playground don't even fit me anymore
Folklore.
Folklore.
"King For A Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stick the glass on my t**
Roam around on the town.
Roam around on the town.
Original Lyrics:
Sniff the glass and let it
Roll around on your tongue.
Roll around on your tongue.
"Land of Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like Sea World rising
Original Lyrics:
Does life seem worthwhile to you?
"Last Cup Of Sorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I'd stop the sorrow.
Original Lyrics:
It's your last cup of sorrow.
"Last Cup Of Sorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mind surprises yourself.
Original Lyrics:
You might surprise yourself.
"Midlife Crisis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on and sprain my neck
Original Lyrics:
Go on and wring my neck
"Midlife Crisis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mo' piece of bartender
Original Lyrics:
Morbid self attention
"Midlife Crisis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're menstruating hard.
Original Lyrics:
Your menstruating heart.
"Midlife Crisis" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your men still ate the heart
beating, beatin' enough for two
beating, beatin' enough for two
Original Lyrics:
Your menstruating heart.
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
"Paths Of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
You squirt on bread, it turned so yellow.
Original Lyrics:
You squirt out red and turn so yellow.
"RV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Castrate some cockroaches on the steps...
Original Lyrics:
Newscasters, cockroaches, and desserts...
"RV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get these cockroaches dessert.
Original Lyrics:
Newscasters, cockroaches, and desserts...
"RV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone talks bulls**t every 5 minutes.
Nobody speaks English anymore.
Nobody speaks English anymore.
Original Lyrics:
Someone taps my shoulder every 5 minutes.
Nobody speaks English anymore.
Nobody speaks English anymore.
"Small Victory"
Misheard Lyrics:
The higher I get,
Spread-eagle in my nighty.
Spread-eagle in my nighty.
Original Lyrics:
A hierarchy,
Spread out on the nightstand.
Spread out on the nightstand.
"The Morning After" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Awakened by the submarines
Original Lyrics:
Awakened by the sunlight
It sounds like "summer heat", but all lyrics sources give "sunlight" as the correct line.
"The Morning After" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** it then, how can I feel such love?
F*** it then, why am I dreaming?
F*** it then, why am I dreaming?
Original Lyrics:
If I am dead, how can I feel such love?
If I am dead, why am I dreaming?
If I am dead, why am I dreaming?
"The Morning After" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this my butt tryin' ta pull my face?
Original Lyrics:
Is this my blood dried upon my face?
"The Morning After" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So rescue me, rhinoceroses and ketchup.
Original Lyrics:
So rescue me my love, splice us together.
"The Real Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once you have bitten the dog
Original Lyrics:
And once you have bitten the core
"We Care A Lot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish that Daddy talked but someone's gotta do it
Original Lyrics:
Well it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
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