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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jay Ferguson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 10 misheard song lyrics for Jay Ferguson on amIright currently.

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"Shakedown Cruise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey boys, you want some s**x?
You can squeeze the sails,
you can lick the dicks
Original Lyrics:
Hey boys, you want some *s**x?
You can squeeze the sails,
You can lick the decks
I guess the real lyrics are sort of PG-13, but not as bad as we thought.
"Shakedown Cruise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Shake Shack cruise
Original Lyrics:
It's a shakedown cruise
"Shakedown Cruise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze yourselves, you can lick your dicks."
Original Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks."
"Shakedown Cruise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain says, 'You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the di--s' (nickname for Richard)
Original Lyrics:
The captain says, 'You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks.'
"Thunder Island" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the weeks grew wild
Original Lyrics:
And the winds grew wild
"Thunder Island" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we shared the owls without number.
Original Lyrics:
And we shared the hours without number.
"Thunder Island" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling your name from across the bend
Original Lyrics:
Calling your name from across the bay
"Thunder Island" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the rain and blinded by the lineman.
Original Lyrics:
Caught by the rain and blinded by the lightnin'.
"Thunder Island" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gets a little bit d-CON
Original Lyrics:
Gets a little bit deeper
"Thunder Island" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I held her clothes
Original Lyrics:
I held her close

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Selected Albums

Real Life Ain't This Way
Real Life Ain't This Way
Thunder Island
Thunder Island
White Noise
White Noise