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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> F -> Five Man Electrical Band
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Five Man Electrical Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 32 misheard song lyrics for Five Man Electrical Band on amIright currently.
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"Absolutely Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lockin' up your door
Original Lyrics:
I'm knockin' on your door
"I'm a Stranger Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the airplane
Original Lyrics:
We got the aeroplane
"Julianna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think about you day and night
Original Lyrics:
I think about you every night
"Money Back Guarantee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He said my new invention went to the shore
Original Lyrics:
He said my new invention will do your chores
"Private Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
See, she's got pliers in her hair
Original Lyrics:
See, she's got flowers in her hair
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said "Won't be freaky"
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said "Long hair freaky"
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said anyone caught dressed pacifist
Would be shot on sight.
Would be shot on sight.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said anyone caught trespassin'
Would be shot on site.
Would be shot on site.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people eating apple pie.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people
Eat all the pies.
Eat all the pies.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said long-haired freaky people
Need not apply.
Need not apply.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said long live the freaky people
Being up together.
Being up together.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said long haired freaky people
Need not apply.
Need not apply.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people, keep God in mind'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said: "Long haired freedom people we don't apply"
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said: "Long haired freaky people need not apply"
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said: “Long haired freedom people we don’t apply”
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said: “Long haired freaky people need not apply”
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the song said, 'Ordinary freaky people
Can't multiply'.
Can't multiply'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people
Need not apply'.
Need not apply'.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the wine said, 'Don't eat any people, eat apple pie!'
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long-haired freaky people need not apply.'
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blocking out casinos, breaking my mind
Original Lyrics:
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fine, fine, everything's fine
Original Lyrics:
Sign sign everywhere a sign
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there mister, can't you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch no UKV
You ain't supposed to be here
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch no UKV
You ain't supposed to be here
Original Lyrics:
Hey there mister, can't you read?
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch, no you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here
You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch, no you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now hey you, Mr. Tangerine.
Original Lyrics:
Now hey you Mister, can't you read?
"Signs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
F*ckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
F*ckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
Original Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs.
Knocking at my bakery baking my mind.
Knocking at my bakery baking my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign.
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my minds.
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my minds.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
Blocking out the scenery, raping my mind.
Blocking out the scenery, raping my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind.
Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
F***in' up the scenery, freakin' my mind.
F***in' up the scenery, freakin' my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
Blockin' off the scenery, breakin' my mind.
Blockin' off the scenery, breakin' my mind.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I took of my Hef
Original Lyrics:
So I took off my hat
As in Playboy founder Hugh Hefner
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tourists don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
Can't you read the sign?
Original Lyrics:
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
Can't you read the sign?
I like my version better
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When someone said, 'Long live freaky people, we'll all oblige'.
Original Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't supposed to sleep here
Original Lyrics:
You ain't supposed to be here
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta have a certain tie to get a seat.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat.
"Signs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you look like so fine of standing young man.
I think you do.
So I took off my hat, I said Maggie May.
He would be working for you.
I think you do.
So I took off my hat, I said Maggie May.
He would be working for you.
Original Lyrics:
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man.
I think you'll do.
So I took off my hat, I said imagine that.
Huh! Me working for you.
I think you'll do.
So I took off my hat, I said imagine that.
Huh! Me working for you.
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