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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Fleetwood Mac that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 604 misheard song lyrics for Fleetwood Mac on amIright currently.
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"Affairs Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the time would take its soul upon a song.
Original Lyrics:
And the time would take its toll upon us all.
"Affairs Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's better to have loved and lost
Than do LSD alone in your car.
Than do LSD alone in your car.
Original Lyrics:
It's better to have loved and lost
Than to always be alone in you heart.
Than to always be alone in you heart.
"Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bat-Girl was queen.
or
Bad girl was peeing.
or
Bad girl was peeing.
Original Lyrics:
That girl was me.
"Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tryin' hard to reach out.
Original Lyrics:
I try not to reach out.
"Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a charmedsour and haunted thong
Original Lyrics:
Like a charmed hour and haunted song
"Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a trump tower in a 40's song
Original Lyrics:
Like a charmed hour and haunted song
"Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Traffic goes through the fog, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Go track a ghost through the fog, baby.
"Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Traffic goes through the fog.
Original Lyrics:
Track a ghost through the fog.
"Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I could go through the phone, baby
Original Lyrics:
Go track a ghost through the fog, baby
"Beautiful Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish that you would die.
Original Lyrics:
I wish that you were mine.
"Behind The Mask"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a delicate sky
Angel in back.
Angel in back.
Original Lyrics:
It's a devil's disguise
Angel in black.
Angel in black.
"Behind The Mask"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a delicate sky
Butchering bag.
Butchering bag.
Original Lyrics:
It's a devil's disguise
Angel in black.
Angel in black.
"Big Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at Acura
Original Lyrics:
Looking out for love
Acura is a luxury car brand owned by Honda
"Big Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
O, I'll build U a kingdom
In that howse on the hill.
In that howse on the hill.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you begged me to keep you
In that house on the hill.
In that house on the hill.
"Big Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I met the gatekeeper
In that house on the hill.
In that house on the hill.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you begged me to keep you
In that house on the hill.
In that house on the hill.
"Big Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'll build you a King Kong
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I'll build you a kingdom
"Big Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, you made me the kingdom.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you begged me to keep you.
"Bleed To Love Her" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would plead to love her.
or
I would pollute to love her.
or
I would commit to love her.
or
I would commute to love her.
or
I would pollute to love her.
or
I would commit to love her.
or
I would commute to love her.
Original Lyrics:
I would bleed to love her.
"Bleed To Love Her" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If this whole wheat's gonna turn out bright
Original Lyrics:
If this whole thing's gonna turn out right
"Book Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I major my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Tore a page of my heart.
"Book Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Torah, picture my harp.
Original Lyrics:
Tore a page of my heart.
"Brown Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And are you just another lion?
Original Lyrics:
And are you just another liar?
"Caroline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time receives with a fickle drop
Just ignore it on a mountain top
Gut the corn in your can
Just ignore it on a mountain top
Gut the corn in your can
Original Lyrics:
Time recedes with a fatal drop
Dusty fury on a mountain top
Cut the cord if you can
Dusty fury on a mountain top
Cut the cord if you can
"Caroline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time will cease
With a fatal drought.
With a fatal drought.
Original Lyrics:
Time recedes
With a fatal drop.
With a fatal drop.
"Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silver girl's golden boy got away.
or
Said I was going to put God away.
or
Said I was going to put God away.
Original Lyrics:
I said I was going before it got away.
"Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought that our harmony was the new harmony
Lord, it was a little goose train
or
Thought that our harmony was the new harmony
Lord, it was a little goose range.
Lord, it was a little goose train
or
Thought that our harmony was the new harmony
Lord, it was a little goose range.
Original Lyrics:
Thought that our harmony was the new harmony
Lord, it was a little too strange.
Lord, it was a little too strange.
"Crystal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Special knowledge holds true.
Best believe it.
or Best be leaving.
or
Bears believe in it.
Best believe it.
or Best be leaving.
or
Bears believe in it.
Original Lyrics:
Special knowledge holds truth.
Bears believing.
Bears believing.
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cover your eyes and look at the day.
Original Lyrics:
Open your eyes and look at the day.
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't start thinking about your moron
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop innocently here.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop, it'll soon be here.
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop singing "My Sharona"
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop thinkin' 'bout your mama.
Don't stop, she will soon be here.
Don't stop, she will soon be here.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinkin' about tomorrow.
Don't stop, it'll soon be here.
Don't stop, it'll soon be here.
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about Delilah
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about Delilah
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about the car.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about your brother
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about your mama.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop, thinking about tomorrow.
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking of Aunt Jemima
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop, drinking until tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop, thinking about tomorrow.
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop, thinkin' about tomorrow.
Don't stop, just kiss me here.
Don't stop, just kiss me here.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop, thinking about tomorrow.
Don't stop, it'll soon be here.
Don't stop, it'll soon be here.
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you live in the past !
Original Lyrics:
Don't you look back.
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you look bad
or
Don't you look fat
or
Don't you look fat
Original Lyrics:
Don't you look back
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't! Stop! A-bickinabackinabarra!!
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't! Stop! Thinkin' about Tamarra!
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow!
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait just a little while
Original Lyrics:
If it takes just a little while
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes sir, they's gone, yes sir, they's gone.
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone.
"Don't Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yesterday's gun, yesterday's gun
Original Lyrics:
Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone
"Don’t Stop" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t stop thinking about Columbo
Original Lyrics:
Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And have you in a dream you'd like to sell.
Original Lyrics:
And have you any dreams you'd like to sell.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And have you in the dreams you'd like to sell.
Original Lyrics:
And have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Father only happens when he’s married
Original Lyrics:
Thunder only happens when it’s raining
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you any dreams you like yourself?
Original Lyrics:
And have you any dreams you'd like to sell.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all in me, the walls to wrap around your dreams.
Original Lyrics:
It's only me who wants to wrap around your dreams.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen, Debra Lee, to the sound.
Original Lyrics:
Listen, carefully, to the sound.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Players only love you when they're winning.
Original Lyrics:
Players only love you when they're playing.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say winning, they would come and they would go.
When the rainbow shaves you clean you'll know.
When the rainbow shaves you clean you'll know.
Original Lyrics:
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say women they will come and they will go
When the rain comes in it'll clean your nose.
When the rain comes in it'll clean your nose.
Original Lyrics:
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain once shares you, please you'll know
When the rain once shares you, please you'll know
Original Lyrics:
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you'll clean your nose
When the rain washes you'll clean your nose
Original Lyrics:
Say women, they will come and they will go
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer only happens when it's raining
Original Lyrics:
Thunder only happens when it's raining
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The loneliness of a puppy drives you mad.
Original Lyrics:
The loneliness of a heartbeat drives you mad.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thump her oily hairpins when it's raining
Original Lyrics:
Thunder only happens when it's raining
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thumper only hopping when it's raining
Original Lyrics:
Thunder only happens when it's raining
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunder on the campus when it's rainin'
Original Lyrics:
Thunder only happens when it's rainin'.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunder only happens when it's raining
Bears only love you when they're playing.
Bears only love you when they're playing.
Original Lyrics:
Thunder only happens when it's raining
Players only love you when they're playing.
Players only love you when they're playing.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunders only half as wet as rain is.
Original Lyrics:
Thunder only happens when it's raining.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch your hair
And watch your loss
or
Wash your hair
And wash your loss.
And watch your loss
or
Wash your hair
And wash your loss.
Original Lyrics:
What you had
And what you lost.
And what you lost.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whales only love you when they're playing.
Original Lyrics:
Players only love you when they're playing.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the RainWah sheds you clean
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain wall shares your claim, you'll know.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain wants shares, you claim you'll know
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain was shed you clean your nose
Your nose.
Your nose.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean you'll know
You will know.
You will know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain was shed, you bleed your nose.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean your nose
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain washes you queen, you'll know.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain washes, you clean your load
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean you'll know
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain washes, you clean your nose.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain washes, you'll clean your load.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain will shave you clean, you'll know.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain won't change you clean, you know.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain won't shares, you'll plead you'll know.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Lorraine watches you, clean your nose
or
When the rain won't shave you clean, you'll know
or
When the rain won't shave you clean, you'll know
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain won't shave you clean, you'll know
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rain won't shoes you clean, you'll know.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rainbow shares you, clean your nose
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rainbow shares your dream, you'll know.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rainbow shaves you clean, you'll know.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rainbow shaves you clean, you'll know.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rainbow shaves you clean, you'll know.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rainbow shaves you clean. you'll know.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the rainbow shaves you clean
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the werewolf shaves you clean, you'll know
You will know.
You will know.
Original Lyrics:
When the rain washes you clean you'll know
You will know.
You will know.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Women they will come and play with girls.
Original Lyrics:
Women they will come and they will go.
"Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Women, they will come and clean your nose.
Original Lyrics:
Women, they will come and they will go.
"Empire State"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open your a** to me.
Original Lyrics:
Open your eyes to me.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on baby, there's a naked farm
You better get there soon before you break my arm.
You better get there soon before you break my arm.
Original Lyrics:
Come baby, we better make a start
You better make it soon before you break my heart.
You better make it soon before you break my heart.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on... I want to be with you everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I... I want to be with you everywhere
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be in the NBA
or
I wanna be in the WNBA
or
I wanna be in the WNBA
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere
Seemingly the WNBA made more sense, considering Christine McVie sang lead, despite the fact that the WNBA didn't exist until a decade after this song was made. Could they have predicted the future a decade ahead?
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be in your underwear.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you all through it.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you and do it.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you and view it
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you anyway
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you at 2 A.M.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you at 3:00 A.M.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you every way
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you if you wait.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you in L.A.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you in a Buick.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you in a three-way.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you on a freeway
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with you, a druid.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be with your underwear.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna pee in your underwear
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be with U.F.U.A.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be with you everywhere.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be with you at 2 am.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be with you everywhere.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to take me everywhere
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be with you everywhere
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh ahhh... I want to be with you on Tuesday.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh I... I wanna be with you everywhere
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooohhh.....I wanna be with you at Woolworths
Original Lyrics:
Ooohhh....I wanna be with you everywhere
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I'm drunk.
Original Lyrics:
You know that I'm proud.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I've fallen and I don't know what to say.
Original Lyrics:
You know that I'm falling and I don't know what to say.
"Everywhere" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I've farted and I don't know what to say
Original Lyrics:
You know that I'm falling and I don't know what to say.
"Eyes Of The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the a**, in the a**, in the a** of the world.
Original Lyrics:
In the eyes, in the eyes, in the eyes of the world.
"Family Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k the father, f**k the mother
Original Lyrics:
Mother father, mother father
"Family Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
Original Lyrics:
Mother father mother father
"Family Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherf*cker, motherf*cker
Original Lyrics:
Mother father, mother father
"Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Morning star of evil hippie.
Original Lyrics:
Morning star of evil hit me.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Are) You the junkyard old man?
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know our love is only gay
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could, baby I'd give you my wood.
Original Lyrics:
If I could, baby I'd give you my world.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the junkyard far away?
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
J***ing off is all you wanna do.
Original Lyrics:
Shacking up is all you wanna do.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Packin' up, smackin' dope's all you wanna do.
Original Lyrics:
Packin' up, shackin' up's all you wanna do.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can blow it away
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can blow your own gay (blow ur own gay)
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way (go your own way)
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can bowl your own way.
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call it Anna of the day.
You can go your own way, don't go away!
Tell me why, everything was turning around.
Packing up, shacking up's all you wanna do.
If I could, baby I'd give you my would.
Open up, everything's waiting for you.
You can go your own way, don't go away!
Tell me why, everything was turning around.
Packing up, shacking up's all you wanna do.
If I could, baby I'd give you my would.
Open up, everything's waiting for you.
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day.
You can go your own way, go your own way.
Tell me why, everything turned around.
Packing up, shacking up's all you wanna do.
If I could, baby I'd give you my world.
Open up, everything's waiting for you.
You can go your own way, go your own way.
Tell me why, everything turned around.
Packing up, shacking up's all you wanna do.
If I could, baby I'd give you my world.
Open up, everything's waiting for you.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call it thunder but don't you dare.
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call it thunder in a lonely gray
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call it thunder on a sunny day.
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call it thunder, but don't you dare.
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call it thunder, on a lonely day
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day
My favorite mondegreens (misheard lyrics) are those where what I thought I heard was cleverer or more interesting than what the lyrics actually turned out to be, although it leaves me somewhat disappointed to learn the truth. "You can call it another lonely day" just seems like kind of an insipid, throwaway line by comparison, even though musically "Go Your Own Way" is a great song.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call it under 'n only day.
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call it under a lovely day
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call it under the lonely day
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call me thunder, but don't you dare.
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can comb it under every day
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can comb your own hair (Comb your own hair!)
You can comb under or over.
You can comb under or over.
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way (Go your own way!)
You can call it another lonely day.
You can call it another lonely day.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can comb your own wig (comb your own wig)
You can call it Arnold, but don't you dare
You can comb your own wig
You can call it Arnold, but don't you dare
You can comb your own wig
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way (go your own way)
You can call it another lonely day
You can go your own way
You can call it another lonely day
You can go your own way
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can do your homework
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can dump your hallway. Dump your hallway.
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way. Go your own way.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can go your own way
You can call it unlove but don't you dare
You can call it unlove but don't you dare
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way
You can call it another lonely day
You can call it another lonely day
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can go your own way.
Don't go a-way.
Don't go a-way.
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way.
Go your own way.
Go your own way.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can go your own way
You can call it Anna the lonely day.
You can call it Anna the lonely day.
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way
You can call it another lonely day.
You can call it another lonely day.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can go your own way
You can call this number, but don't you dare.
You can call this number, but don't you dare.
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way
You can call it another lonely day.
You can call it another lonely day.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can grow your own bread
You can curl it under or throw it away.
You can curl it under or throw it away.
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way
You can call it another lonely day.
You can call it another lonely day.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can grow your own hay
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can grow your own weed.
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can grow your own weed
Grow your own weed.
Grow your own weed.
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way
Go your own way.
Go your own way.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can grow your own wig (Don't go away!)
You can call it under a lonely day.
You can call it under a lonely day.
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way (Go your own way!)
You can call it another lonely day.
You can call it another lonely day.
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can just shout "Hooray!"
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can throw it away
or
You can throw it all away
or
You can throw it all away
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can throw it away
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You get Oil of Olay
Original Lyrics:
You can go your own way
"Go Your Own Way" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You just called and hung up the other day.
Original Lyrics:
You can call it another lonely day.
"Gold Dust Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back off, ancient queef.
Original Lyrics:
Rock on, ancient queen.
"Gold Dust Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back off, cold a*** woman.
Original Lyrics:
Rock on, gold dust woman.
"Gold Dust Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Godless challenge
or
One less challenge
or
One less challenge
Original Lyrics:
Heartless challenge
"Gold Dust Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up the feces and go home.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up the pieces and go home.
"Gold Dust Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up the pizzas and go home.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up the pieces and go home.
"Gold Dust Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock on ancient wee
Original Lyrics:
Rock on, ancient queen.
"Gold Dust Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
True love's made by lovers
Original Lyrics:
Rulers make bad lovers.
"Gold Dust Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
True loves make bad lovers.
Original Lyrics:
Rulers make bad lovers.
"Gold Dust Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better put your key down my pussy.
Original Lyrics:
You better put your kingdom up for sale.
"Gold Dust Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better put your keys on my p***y.
Original Lyrics:
You better put your kingdom up for sale.
"Gold Dust Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd better put your jeans on my p***y
Original Lyrics:
You better put your kingdom up for sale.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I was a child and the child was in love
I love for me to love and love’s too strong.
I love for me to love and love’s too strong.
Original Lyrics:
And if I was a child and the child was enough
Enough for me to love, enough to love.
Enough for me to love, enough to love.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I was a child
And the child was a nun.
And the child was a nun.
Original Lyrics:
And if I was a child
And the child was enough.
And the child was enough.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I was a child
And the child was in love.
And the child was in love.
Original Lyrics:
And if I was a child
And the child was enough.
And the child was enough.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I was a child
And the child was a nut
A nut for me to love.
And the child was a nut
A nut for me to love.
Original Lyrics:
And if I was a child
And the child was enough
Enough for me to love.
And the child was enough
Enough for me to love.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I was a truck
And the truck was enough
And the truck was enough
Original Lyrics:
And if I was a child
And the child was enough
And the child was enough
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I was to trust
And if trusting was enough
or
And if I was to try
And if trying was enough
And if trusting was enough
or
And if I was to try
And if trying was enough
Original Lyrics:
And if I was a child
And the child was enough
And the child was enough
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Enough for me to love
In love to know.
In love to know.
Original Lyrics:
Enough for me to love
Enough to love.
Enough to love.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of the year, I have no fear.
Original Lyrics:
With a little fear, I have no fear.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sew my back to the velvet on the ground
Back to the floor, that I love
To a room with some lace and paper flowers
Back to the floor, that I love
To a room with some lace and paper flowers
Original Lyrics:
So I'm back, to the velvet underground
Back to the floor, that I love
To a room with some lace and paper flowers
Back to the floor, that I love
To a room with some lace and paper flowers
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was just a bitch,
She was just, a witch.
She was just, a witch.
Original Lyrics:
She was just a wish,
She was just, a wish.
She was just, a wish.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was such a bitch
or
She was just a bitch
or
She was just a bitch
Original Lyrics:
She was just a wish.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm back to the building
Original Lyrics:
So I'm back to the Velvet
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'm back to the velvet, and I look around.
Original Lyrics:
So I'm back, to the velvet underground.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To a room where sun lays in vapour flowers.
Original Lyrics:
To a room with some lace and paper flowers.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To a room with sewn lace and paper flowers.
Original Lyrics:
To a room with some lace and paper flowers.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To a room with sun leis and paper flowers
Original Lyrics:
To a room with some lace and paper flowers
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the gypsy that remains
Faces freedom with a little deer.
or
To the gypsy that remains
Faces freedom with a little beer.
Faces freedom with a little deer.
or
To the gypsy that remains
Faces freedom with a little beer.
Original Lyrics:
To the gypsy that remains
Faces freedom with a little fear.
Faces freedom with a little fear.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you know that it doesn’t, lighten inside
Maybe once maybe twice oh, any lives of the night.
Maybe once maybe twice oh, any lives of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Well you know that it does well, lightning strikes
Maybe once maybe twice oh, and it lights up the night.
Maybe once maybe twice oh, and it lights up the night.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White linen stripes
Maybe once, maybe twice.
Maybe once, maybe twice.
Original Lyrics:
Lightning strikes
Maybe once, maybe twice.
Maybe once, maybe twice.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With sunlight and vapor flowers
Original Lyrics:
With some lace and paper flowers
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know from being in love
It's enough to know---oh.
It's enough to know---oh.
Original Lyrics:
Enough for me to love
Enough to love.
Enough to love.
"Gypsy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say you're juicing.
or
You see, you're tipsy.
or
You see, you're juicy.
or
You see your gypsum.
or
You see your juicer.
or
You see your Snoopy.
or
You see, you're tipsy.
or
You see, you're juicy.
or
You see your gypsum.
or
You see your juicer.
or
You see your Snoopy.
Original Lyrics:
You see your gypsy.
"Heroes Are Hard To Find"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls you know when your in the woods
Original Lyrics:
Girls, you know, when you're in the mood
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Come on and) Hominy, hominy, hominy
(Come on and) Hominy, hominy, hominy
(Come on and) Hominy, hominy, hominy
Original Lyrics:
(Come on and) Hold me, hold me, hold me
(Come on and) Hold me, hold me, hold me.
(Come on and) Hold me, hold me, hold me.
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call on me, call on me, call on me
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Colin Creevey
or
Hold an Eevee
or
Colour me
or
Hug me
or
Cuddle me
or
Hollow me
or
Hard for me
or
Hold an Eevee
or
Colour me
or
Hug me
or
Cuddle me
or
Hollow me
or
Hard for me
Original Lyrics:
Hold me-ee
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Halloumi, halloumi, halloumi
or
Harumi, Harumi, Harumi
or
Harumi, Harumi, Harumi
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harmony, harmony, harmony
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me.
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Homey, homey, homey
or
Horny, horny, horny
or
Horny, horny, horny
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How many? How many? How many?
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be your damage.
or
You can be my damage.
or
You can be my damage.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want no damage.
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be here.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, Hold me, Hold me-ee
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be me.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me.
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be here.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me.
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna pee
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a beer, I want a beer, I want a beer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a jester round the corner.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just around the corner.
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No step for you to dance to,
so slip your hand inside my clothes
so slip your hand inside my clothes
Original Lyrics:
No step for you to dance to,
so slip your hand inside my glove
so slip your hand inside my glove
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, let it...oh, let it...oh, let it be
Original Lyrics:
Hold me...hold me...hold me
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step into your destiny, so slip your hand inside my glove
or
This step for you is dusty, so slip your hand inside my glove
or
This step for you is dusty, so slip your hand inside my glove
Original Lyrics:
No step for you to dance to, so slip your hand inside my glove
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nobody in the future
So baby let me hit you, my love.
So baby let me hit you, my love.
Original Lyrics:
There's nobody in the future
So baby let me hand you my love.
So baby let me hand you my love.
"Hold Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nobody in the future
So baby let me hurt you, my love.
So baby let me hurt you, my love.
Original Lyrics:
There's nobody in the future
So baby let me hand you my love.
So baby let me hand you my love.
"Hollywood (Some Other Kind Of Town)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honeymoon, ate that goon
Not got a womb for honeymoon.
Not got a womb for honeymoon.
Original Lyrics:
Hollywood ain't that good
Knock on wood for Hollywood.
Knock on wood for Hollywood.
"Hypnotized"
Misheard Lyrics:
God me and the tide.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hypnotized.
"Hypnotized"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me half the time
Original Lyrics:
Got me hypnotized
"Hypnotized"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me in the time.
Original Lyrics:
Got me hypnotized.
"Hypnotized"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two friends hackin' and coughin' together.
Original Lyrics:
Two friends having coffee together.
"I Don't Wanna Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to know the reason why I love you, so I'm walking down the line
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to know the reasons why love keeps right on walking on down the line
"I Don't Want To Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna know the reason why you love me
Right on walkin on down the line
I don't wanna span the universe,
Honey I just want you to feel fine
Right on walkin on down the line
I don't wanna span the universe,
Honey I just want you to feel fine
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to know the reasons why
Love keeps right on walking down the line
I don't want to stand between you and love
Honey, I just want you to feel fine
Love keeps right on walking down the line
I don't want to stand between you and love
Honey, I just want you to feel fine
"I Don't Want To Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to know the reason why you love me
Right on walking on down the line
I don't understand, so you love money
I just want you to feel fine
Right on walking on down the line
I don't understand, so you love money
I just want you to feel fine
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to know the reasons why
Love keeps right on walking down the line
I don't want to stand between you and love
Honey, I just want you to feel fine
Love keeps right on walking down the line
I don't want to stand between you and love
Honey, I just want you to feel fine
"I Don't Want to Know" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I come home to you?
Original Lyrics:
Hanging on to you
"I Know I'm Not Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'm not Ron.
or
I know I'm not raw.
or
I know I'm not raw.
Original Lyrics:
I know I'm not wrong
"I Know I'm Not Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me alone.
Original Lyrics:
Please be strong.
"I'm So Afraid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't give me tone in my heart too long.
Original Lyrics:
Agony's torn in my heart too long.
"I'm So Afraid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So afraid to live and I fall and I die.
Original Lyrics:
So afraid, slip and I fall and I die.
"Illume (9/11)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm alone now with my thong.
Original Lyrics:
I'm alone now with my thoughts.
"In The Back Of My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice you won't fade away.
Original Lyrics:
Nights that won't fade away.
"In The Back Of My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
She stole your lover.
Original Lyrics:
She's still your lover.
"Isn't It Midnight ?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking back so long ago
You had a neck
A neck of making women glow
You had a neck
A neck of making women glow
Original Lyrics:
Looking back so long ago
You had a knack
A knack of making women know
You had a knack
A knack of making women know
"Isn't It Midnight?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a cool karma collector.
Original Lyrics:
So cool, calm and collected.
"Isn't It Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So cool, come and collect it
You had to start a rake each time
When my poor heart never connected
You stayed so long on my mind
You had to start a rake each time
When my poor heart never connected
You stayed so long on my mind
Original Lyrics:
So cool, calm and collected
You had a style, a rakish style
Well my poor heart never connected
You'd stay so long on my mind
You had a style, a rakish style
Well my poor heart never connected
You'd stay so long on my mind
"Isn't It Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fates of a pretty gun
or
The face of a pretty god
or
The face of a pretty god
Original Lyrics:
The face of a pretty girl
"Landslide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even children get odor
And I'm getting odor, too.
And I'm getting odor, too.
Original Lyrics:
Even children get older
And I'm getting older, too.
And I'm getting older, too.
"Landslide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the landslide will bring a damn
Original Lyrics:
Well the landslide will bring it down
"Landslide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the landslide will bring a town
Original Lyrics:
Well the landslide will bring it down
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A f*** couldn't tune the gage
Original Lyrics:
If I could turn the page
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Although I'm not making friends
I hope that you understand
There's a reason why
I hope that you understand
There's a reason why
Original Lyrics:
Although I'm not making plans
I hope that you understand
There's a reason why
I hope that you understand
There's a reason why
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
County line
Callie's sweet blue eyes
Callie's sweet blue eyes
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me sweet little lies
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut me lines
Cut me sweet little lines
Cut me sweet little lines
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me sweet little lies
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed me pies,
Feed me sweet little pies
Feed me sweet little pies
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies,
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me sweet little lies
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, no, no, you can't kiss guys
Original Lyrics:
Oh, no, no, you can't disguise
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell me fries
Sell me cheap little fries.
Sell me cheap little fries.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies.
Tell me sweet little lies.
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread your thighs
Spread your sweet little thighs.
Spread your sweet little thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies.
Tell me sweet little lies.
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tally eyes
Telley's sweet little eyes
Telley's sweet little eyes
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me sweet little lies
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tally lines
Counting sweet litle lines
Counting sweet litle lines
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me sweet little lies
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me street corner lies
Tell me street corner lies
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me sweet little lies
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why she’s a sweet little liar
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me sweet little lies
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why there's a street in the light
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me sweet little lies
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why
Tell me sweet blue eyes
Tell me sweet blue eyes
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me sweet little lies
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, Lize.
Tell me, sweet little Lize.
Tell me, sweet little Lize.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
Tell me sweet little lies
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't do spies, no you can't do spies
or
You can't do skies, no you can't do skies
or
You can't dis guys, no you can't dis guys
or
You can't dis guys, no you can't dis guys
Original Lyrics:
You can't disguise, no you can't disguise
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't do guys, no you can't do guys
Original Lyrics:
You can't disguise, no you can't disguise
"Little Lies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You f*ckin' turn the page
Original Lyrics:
If I could turn the page
"Love In Store"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, you gotta way with dead bodies.
Original Lyrics:
Take your love away, I can't fight it.
"Love In Store"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm making you pay me.
or
I'm making you pave me.
or
I'm making your baby.
or
I'm breaking your baby.
or
I'm making you pave me.
or
I'm making your baby.
or
I'm breaking your baby.
Original Lyrics:
I'm begging you, baby.
"Love In Store"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Barney
Original Lyrics:
Oh darlin’
Old Barney is a nickname for Barnegat Lighthouse:
"Love In Store"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got love at a store.
or
We've got love and a stork.
or
We've got love and a stork.
Original Lyrics:
We've got love in store.
"Love Is Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Echos of emotion
Divisions of a fool
Divisions of a fool
Original Lyrics:
Echos of emotion
And the visions of a fool.
And the visions of a fool.
"Miles Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could fly, I think I'd drive tonight.
Original Lyrics:
If I could fly, I think I'd try tonight.
"Miranda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brenda
Original Lyrics:
Miranda
"Miranda"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lights shut down in Reno.
Original Lyrics:
The light shines down the Marina.
"Miranda"
Misheard Lyrics:
The verandah is always alone.
Original Lyrics:
And Miranda is always alone.
"Monday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday morning you show the fine
Friday I got traffic on my mind.
Friday I got traffic on my mind.
Original Lyrics:
Monday morning you sure look fine
Friday I got traveling on my mind.
Friday I got traveling on my mind.
"Monday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
You only want it when I get up on you
First you left me, then you gallop down the line
First you left me, then you gallop down the line
Original Lyrics:
You only want me when I get over you
First you love me, then you get on down the line
First you love me, then you get on down the line
Great song with a nice rolling drumbeat.
"Murrow Turning Over In His Grave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ed Miles had a child
The damn thing went wild.
The damn thing went wild.
Original Lyrics:
Ed Murrow had a child
The damn thing went wild.
The damn thing went wild.
'Ed Miles' was the "Middle Age Man" played by Mike Myers on "Saturday Night Live".
"Murrow Turning Over In His Grave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miller turning over in his grave.
Original Lyrics:
Murrow turning over in his grave.
"Murrow Turning Over In His Grave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you feel the ooze as your brain drains out
From the pneumatic drills and shopping knives?
From the pneumatic drills and shopping knives?
Original Lyrics:
Would you feel the ooze as your brain drains out
From the pneumatic drills and sharpened knives?
From the pneumatic drills and sharpened knives?
"My Little Demon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My little demon's makin' me shoes.
Original Lyrics:
My little demon's makin' me choose.
"Mystified" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me hypnotized.
Original Lyrics:
You got me mystified.
Not to be confused with Bob Welch's 'Hypnotized'.
"Never Forget"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've seen a woman, so don't be cold.
or
You feed a worm, so don't be cold.
or
You feel like wood, so don't be cold.
or
You feed a worm, so don't be cold.
or
You feel like wood, so don't be cold.
Original Lyrics:
You're feelin' warm, so don't be cold.
"Never Going Back Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come down and see a vegan.
or
Come on down and see a vegan.
or
Come on down and see a vegan.
Original Lyrics:
Come down and see me again.
"No Questions Asked" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was singing and I blew him.
or
He was singing and I knew him.
or
He was singing and I knew him.
Original Lyrics:
When I see him, I feel him.
"No Questions Asked" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's hard to be simple
And it's real hard to be right.
And it's real hard to be right.
Original Lyrics:
Well, It's hard to be civil
And it's real hard to be nice.
And it's real hard to be nice.
"Not That Funny"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't wanna believe so I didn't want it to be this way
So don't make me wait.
So don't make me wait.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't wanna bleed so I didn't wanna be this late
So don't make me wait.
So don't make me wait.
"Oh Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a grain of sin
Slowly slipping through your pants.
Slowly slipping through your pants.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a grain of sand
Slowly slipping through your hand.
Slowly slipping through your hand.
"Oh Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout dying
Oh oh, dying.
Oh oh, dying.
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout Diane
Oh oh, Diane.
Oh oh, Diane.
"Oh Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your garden hand
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your guiding hand
"Oh, Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, dying.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Diane.
"Only Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come out of my mine
Original Lyrics:
I'm out of my mind.
"Only Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm out of money.
Original Lyrics:
I'm out of my mind.
"Only Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say I'm a city girl.
Original Lyrics:
They say I'm a silly girl.
"Over And Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh a scent, could it be me?
Could it really really be?
Could it really really be?
Original Lyrics:
And I said, 'Could it be me?
Could it really really be?'
Could it really really be?'
"Over And Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The f***ing I do to keep you around.
Original Lyrics:
What can I do to keep you around?
"Over My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it sure feels right
Original Lyrics:
But it sure feels nice
"Over My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You brood like a circus freak
You're changing all the time.
You're changing all the time.
Original Lyrics:
Your mood is like a circus wheel
You're changing all the time.
You're changing all the time.
"Over My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can take me to the pair of dice
Original Lyrics:
You can take me to the paradise
"Over My Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mood is like a sucker sweet
Changing all the time
Changing all the time
Original Lyrics:
Your mood is like a circus wheel
You're changing all the time.
You're changing all the time.
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beastmaster, take your time
Original Lyrics:
Peacekeeper, take your time
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beekeeper, take your time
Original Lyrics:
Peacekeeper, keep your time
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese keeper
It's your time wait for the dark all night.
It's your time wait for the dark all night.
Original Lyrics:
Peacekeeper
Take your time wait for the dark of night.
Take your time wait for the dark of night.
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheeseburger, take your time
Original Lyrics:
Peacekeeper, take your time
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
D.C., take your time
(later)
Take no president, break his will
(later)
Take no president, break his will
Original Lyrics:
Peacekeeper, take your time
(later)
Take no prisoners, break their will
(later)
Take no prisoners, break their will
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every one will suffer the fiery blade
Original Lyrics:
Every one will suffer the fire we've made
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pete Seeger, take your time
Original Lyrics:
Peacekeeper, take your time
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take no prisoners, only kill.
Original Lyrics:
Take no prisoners, break their will.
Actually, both are correct; the "corrected" version is from the radio edit, because people thought that the original lyrics were too offensive for radio airplay.
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take no prisoners, only kill.
Original Lyrics:
Take no prisoners, break their will.
On the cd it is 'only kill'. "Break their will" is the radio edit version.
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
We make all of our songs the same.
Original Lyrics:
We make all of our sons the same.
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
We make all of our suns the same.
Original Lyrics:
We make all of our sons the same.
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the night is coming still
Original Lyrics:
When the night is cold and still
"Peacekeeper"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your night is cold as steel
When you thought you had your feel
When you thought you had your feel
Original Lyrics:
When your night is cold and still
When you thought you had your fill
When you thought you had your fill
"Red Rover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could see you with Diane.
Original Lyrics:
Could see you were dyin'.
"Red Rover"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've come to kick you over.
or
We've come to peck you over.
or
We've come to peck you over.
Original Lyrics:
We've come to take you over.
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams of wine,
love's a state of mind
love's a state of mind
Original Lyrics:
Dreams unwind,
love's a state of miind
love's a state of miind
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven
Eleven
Eleven
Oooooh days go by, days go bye, bye.
Eleven
Eleven
Oooooh days go by, days go bye, bye.
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon
Rhiannon
Rhiannon
Oooooh, taken by, taken by the sky.
Rhiannon
Rhiannon
Oooooh, taken by, taken by the sky.
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keanu Reeves like a bear through the night
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keanu Reeves like hell in the night
Oh, won't you love to love him?
Oh, won't you love to love him?
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell thru the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?
And wouldn't you love to love her?
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mandolin rings like a bell in the night
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooooh, taken by, taken by surprise
Original Lyrics:
Oooooh, taken by, taken by the sky.
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhiannon is like a bath in the night
And when she left you'd love her.
And when she left you'd love her.
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?
And wouldn't you love to love her?
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhiannon is like a prayer through the night
And won't you love to love her?
And won't you love to love her?
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?
And wouldn't you love to love her?
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhiannon reeks like a bear through the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?
Tasting the sky like a virgin fly
And who will be her lover?
And wouldn't you love to love her?
Tasting the sky like a virgin fly
And who will be her lover?
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?
Takes to the sky like a bird in flight
And who will be her lover?
And wouldn't you love to love her?
Takes to the sky like a bird in flight
And who will be her lover?
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhiannon reigns like a bear through the night
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
And when she left to love her
And when she left to love her
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?
And wouldn't you love to love her?
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhiannon screams like a bird in the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?
And wouldn't you love to love her?
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?
And wouldn't you love to love her?
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seattle rains like a blustery night
My windshield's gettin' muddy.
My windshield's gettin' muddy.
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?
And wouldn't you love to love her?
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She ruins her life like a burning fly.
Original Lyrics:
She rules her life like a bird in flight.
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was alive like a bird in flight.
Original Lyrics:
Takes to the sky like a bird in flight.
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Takes to the sky like Roberta Flack.
Original Lyrics:
Takes to the sky like a bird in flight.
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Takes to the sky like Roberta Flack
Who will be her lover?
Who will be her lover?
Original Lyrics:
Takes to the sky like a bird in flight
And who will be her lover?
And who will be her lover?
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Takes to the sky like a bird in flight
And you would be her lover.
And you would be her lover.
Original Lyrics:
Takes to the sky like a bird in flight
And who will be her lover?
And who will be her lover?
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tastes to this guy like a burger pie
And to a beer lover.
And to a beer lover.
Original Lyrics:
Takes to the sky like a bird in flight
And who will be her lover?
And who will be her lover?
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a song about a girl, you wish.
Original Lyrics:
This is a song about a Welsh witch.
This is Stevie's spoken introduction to 'Rhiannon' on her 'Live Album'.
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vienna rings like a bell thru the night
and wouldn't you love to love her?
and wouldn't you love to love her?
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell thru the night
and wouldn't you love to love her?
and wouldn't you love to love her?
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We had 'em.' rings like a bell through the night
Original Lyrics:
Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night
"Rhiannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Windshields love to love her.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't you love to love her?
"Rihannon (Will You Ever Win)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will it ever end?
Original Lyrics:
Will you ever win?
"Rihannon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Green Eggs and Ham
Original Lyrics:
Rihannon
Green Eggs and Ham is a book by Dr. Seuss
"Running Through The Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so you run two wars
What you know is wrong.
What you know is wrong.
Original Lyrics:
And so you run towards
What you know is wrong.
What you know is wrong.
"Running in the Shadows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Benny and the Shadows
Original Lyrics:
Running in the shadows
"Sad Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes will consume all the solids in the room
Original Lyrics:
My eyes were consumed by the silence in the room
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it was just like a great duck wing
Within the wings of a stone.
Within the wings of a stone.
Original Lyrics:
And it was just like a great dark wing
Within the winds of a storm.
Within the winds of a storm.
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it was just like a great prom queen
Within the wings of a stork.
Within the wings of a stork.
Original Lyrics:
And it was just like a great dark wing
Within the winds of a storm.
Within the winds of a storm.
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But now it's gone, it doesn't matter what falls.
Original Lyrics:
But now it's gone, it doesn't matter what for.
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down here in the sea of love
Original Lyrics:
Drowning in the sea of love
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down there in the city of gold
Original Lyrics:
Drownin' in the sea of love
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drowning in the seeds of love
Original Lyrics:
Drowning in the sea of love
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drowning in the seeds of love
Original Lyrics:
Drowning in the sea of love
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I stayed and I begged, 'cause I can.
Original Lyrics:
Ask me and I'm there, because I care.
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Molasses
I'm doing molasses.
I'm doing molasses.
Original Lyrics:
The laces
Undoing the laces.
Undoing the laces.
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never change and never f**k.
Original Lyrics:
Never change and never stop.
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, lazy, I'm doing the lazy
Original Lyrics:
Oooooooo, the laces, undoing the laces
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said you'd give me life,
but you never told me about papaya
but you never told me about papaya
Original Lyrics:
Said you'd give me light,
but you never told me about the fire
but you never told me about the fire
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said you'd give me light,
But you never told me about Messiah
But you never told me about Messiah
Original Lyrics:
Said you'd give me light,
But you never told me about the fire
But you never told me about the fire
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said you'd give me light, but you never told me bout the piles
Original Lyrics:
Said you'd give me light but you never told me bout the fire
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said you'd give me light
But you never told me about the pyre.
But you never told me about the pyre.
Original Lyrics:
Said you'd give me light
But you never told me about the fire.
But you never told me about the fire.
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you gave me life
But you never told me about the pyre.
But you never told me about the pyre.
Original Lyrics:
Said you'd give me light
But you never told me about the fire.
But you never told me about the fire.
"Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you gave me life
But you never told me about the tire.
But you never told me about the tire.
Original Lyrics:
Said you'd give me ligh
But you never told me about the fire.
But you never told me about the fire.
"Save Me A Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know why I can't pay.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know why I can't play.
"Save Me A Place"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save me a plate.
Original Lyrics:
Save me a place.
"Save Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The one with the Latin eyes.
Original Lyrics:
The one with the laughing eyes.
"Save Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The one with the wacky eyes
Original Lyrics:
The one with the laughing eyes
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A busky baby, on a cool girl like me.
Original Lyrics:
Have mercy, baby, on a poor girl like me.
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty baby, just when I thought I was sober
Original Lyrics:
A pretty baby, just when I thought it was over
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty baby, just when I thought it was over.
Original Lyrics:
Have pity, baby, just when I thought it was over.
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you sandwich around me
Original Lyrics:
And you say that you love me
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm getting weaker, weaker every weekday.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm getting weaker, weaker every day.
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me, call me, call me
Original Lyrics:
Falling, falling, falling
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Farming, farming, farming
Original Lyrics:
Falling, falling, falling
It's a very "rural"-sounding song, so the misheard lyrics make sense.
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I must see you baby on a poor girl like me
You know I'm fallin', fallin', fallin' at your feet
I'm tingin' right from the dead to my toast.
You know I'm fallin', fallin', fallin' at your feet
I'm tingin' right from the dead to my toast.
Original Lyrics:
Have mercy, baby, on a poor girl like me
You know I'm fallin', fallin', fallin' at your feet
I'm tingling right from my head to my toes.
You know I'm fallin', fallin', fallin' at your feet
I'm tingling right from my head to my toes.
Editor's note: "That" is NOT part of the title.
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm begging you for a little sip of beer
Original Lyrics:
I'm begging you for a little sympathy
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm begging you for a little sip of tea.
Original Lyrics:
I'm begging you for a little sympathy
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Move me until the sun comes up.
Original Lyrics:
You woo me until the sun comes up.
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Percy, baby, on a poor girl like me.
Original Lyrics:
Have mercy, baby, on a poor girl like me.
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you screw me until the sun comes up.
Original Lyrics:
Then you woo me until the sun comes up.
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the long hair starts and the lice go down
Original Lyrics:
When the loving starts and the lights go down
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can do me until the sun comes up.
Original Lyrics:
You woo me till the sun comes up.
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can rule me until the sun comes up
Original Lyrics:
You woo me until the sun comes up
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can rule me up till the sun comes up.
Original Lyrics:
You woo me until the sun comes up.
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You groove me until the song goes down
Original Lyrics:
You woo me until the sun goes down
"Say You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You woo me up til the sun comes up
Original Lyrics:
You woo me until the sun comes up.
"Say You Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you're Zil
Say you're Zil
Jimmy wants your pants.
Say you're Zil
Jimmy wants your pants.
Original Lyrics:
Say you will
Say you will
Give me one more chance.
Say you will
Give me one more chance.
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At Taco Bell
With taco rough
With taco rough
Original Lyrics:
When times go bad
When times go rough
When times go rough
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am gonna miss you when you go
Original Lyrics:
I ain't gonna miss you when you go
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're hoping to find
Someone who's gonna give you a kiss goodbye
or
I know you're hoping to find
Someone who's gonna give you a kiss goodnight.
Someone who's gonna give you a kiss goodbye
or
I know you're hoping to find
Someone who's gonna give you a kiss goodnight.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're hoping to find
Someone who's gonna give you a piece of mind.
Someone who's gonna give you a piece of mind.
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love sex and booze
Original Lyrics:
I'm just secondhand news
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna suck them boobs
Original Lyrics:
I'm just second hand news.
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna suck them boobs
Original Lyrics:
I'm just second hand news
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just sittin here nude,
I'm just sittin here nude
I'm just sittin here nude
Original Lyrics:
I'm just second hand news,
I'm just second hand news
I'm just second hand news
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just sittin' here nude.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just second hand news.
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just sittin' here nude
I'm just sittin' here nude.
I'm just sittin' here nude.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your second hand news
I'm your second hand news.
I'm your second hand news.
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just sitting in the nude.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just second hand news.
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just sucking a hang noose
Original Lyrics:
I'm just second hand news
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just sucking on you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just second hand news.
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just your second hand blues, I'm your second hand blues.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your second hand news, I'm your second hand news.
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your second hand blues.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your second hand news.
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your second hand dude
or
I'm your second hand dues
or
I'm your second hand dues
Original Lyrics:
I'm your second hand news
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in corn bread
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in tall grass
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in the door press
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in tall grass
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time for bed
Time for love
Won’t you lay me down in tall grass and let me do my stuff
Time for love
Won’t you lay me down in tall grass and let me do my stuff
Original Lyrics:
When times go bad
When times go rough
Won’t you lay me down in tall grass and let me do my stuff
When times go rough
Won’t you lay me down in tall grass and let me do my stuff
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wachoo lay me down in saw grass and letch me dude that's rough.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff.
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What am I gonna do?
Original Lyrics:
I'm your second hand news.
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When times go bad
When times get rough
Won't you let me down in the tall grass and let listen to my stuff.
When times get rough
Won't you let me down in the tall grass and let listen to my stuff.
Original Lyrics:
When times go bad
and you can't get enough
Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff
and you can't get enough
Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff
"Second Hand News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you lay me down in topaz?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you lay me down in the tall grass?
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the way down you held out your a**.
Original Lyrics:
All the way down you held out your hand.
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you breathed out your hell to me.
Original Lyrics:
And you reached out your hand to me.
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if our past never cross
Original Lyrics:
But if our paths never cross
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make a pact to the rainbow zit.
Original Lyrics:
I'll make a path to the rainbow's end.
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make a path to the rainbow Zen.
Original Lyrics:
I'll make a path to the rainbow's end.
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never live to mash potatoes again.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never live to match the beauty again.
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never live to match the beauty Nike Air!
Original Lyrics:
I'll never live to match the beauty again.
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never live to match the beauty of Kim.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never live to match the beauty again.
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never live to match the duty again.
or
I'll never live to mash the poutine again.
or
I'll never live to mash the poutine again.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never live to match the beauty again.
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never into M*A*S*H on T.V. again.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never live to match the beauty again.
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I live to see the second wonder
or
If I live to see the serpent wander
or
If I live to see the serpent wander
Original Lyrics:
If I live to see the seven wonders
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the way down to Heaven above
Original Lyrics:
All the way down to Emmiline
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the way down to heaven up your a**
But if I hope and if I pray
Ooh and it might squirt out some day.
But if I hope and if I pray
Ooh and it might squirt out some day.
Original Lyrics:
All the way down you held out your hand
But if I hope and if I pray
Ooh and it might work out some day.
But if I hope and if I pray
Ooh and it might work out some day.
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, if I put out someday.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, it might work out someday.
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, what about 'word up' someday
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, it might work out someday
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer place, summertime
Original Lyrics:
Certain place, certain time
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was I to find someone with that kind of money but that's the key
Original Lyrics:
So it's hard to find someone with that kind of intensity
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You touched my hand
My baby's cool.
My baby's cool.
Original Lyrics:
You touched my hand
I played it cool.
I played it cool.
"Seven Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You touched my sllab
All the way
All the way down to Jimmy Grimes
All the way
All the way down to Jimmy Grimes
Original Lyrics:
You touched my hand
All the way
All the way down to Emmiline
All the way
All the way down to Emmiline
"Silver Springs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd follow you down to the sound but my force will haunt you
or
And I'll follow you down to the sound of my horse will haunt you
or
And I'll follow you down to the sound of my horse will haunt you
Original Lyrics:
I'll follow you down 'til the sound of my voice will haunt you
"Silver Springs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue could be colors flashin'.
Original Lyrics:
Blue green colors flashin'
"Sisters Of The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And black moons in those eyes of hers
Made no sense to me.
Made no sense to me.
Original Lyrics:
And black moons in those eyes of hers
Made more sense to me.
Made more sense to me.
"Sisters Of The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flea collar sister of the moon
Original Lyrics:
Some call her sister of the moon.
"Sisters Of The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the people say, 'Love her!'
or
Well the people say, 'Love bird'
or
Well the people say, 'Love hurts'
or
Well the people say, 'Love burns'
or
Well the people are sane lovers.
or
Well the people say, 'Love bird'
or
Well the people say, 'Love hurts'
or
Well the people say, 'Love burns'
or
Well the people are sane lovers.
Original Lyrics:
Well the people, they love her.
"Sisters Of The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the people, they lubber
And still they are summer's stew
She a**ed me, 'Be my sissa.'
Sissa, sissa of the moose.
And still they are summer's stew
She a**ed me, 'Be my sissa.'
Sissa, sissa of the moose.
Original Lyrics:
Well the people, they love her
But still they are the most cruel
She asked me, 'Be my sister.'
Sister, sister of the Moon.
But still they are the most cruel
She asked me, 'Be my sister.'
Sister, sister of the Moon.
"Skies The Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I've been acting just a little strange
And you've noticed a tune.
And you've noticed a tune.
Original Lyrics:
If I've been acting just a little strange
And you've noticed it, too.
And you've noticed it, too.
"Skies the Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
This guys the limit now
We can hit on the rail.
We can hit on the rail.
Original Lyrics:
Skies the limit now
We can hit on the nail.
We can hit on the nail.
"Songbird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wish you all the love in the world
But most of all I wish it for my self.
But most of all I wish it for my self.
Original Lyrics:
And I wish you all the love in the world
But most of all, I wish it from myself.
But most of all, I wish it from myself.
"Songbird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wish you all the trouble in the world
But most of all, I'm wishing for myself
But most of all, I'm wishing for myself
Original Lyrics:
And I wish you all the love in the world
But most of all, I wish it from myself
But most of all, I wish it from myself
"Storms"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have always been 8 stone.
Original Lyrics:
I have always been a storm.
I don't know why Stevie Nicks would want to tell the world her weight, but 8 stone seems about right to me, and that's what I always hear when I listen to the song.
"Storms"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have always been a store
or
I have always been in store
or
I have always been in store
Original Lyrics:
I have always been a storm.
"Storms"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have always been his door.
or
I have always been next door.
or
I have always been next door.
Original Lyrics:
I have always been a storm.
"Storms"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to leave you with something more.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to leave youi wiht something warm.
"Storms"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to leave you with something warm
But never ever been a blue corn seed
I've always been a storm.
But never ever been a blue corn seed
I've always been a storm.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to leave you with something warm
But never have I been a blue calm sea
I've always been a storm.
But never have I been a blue calm sea
I've always been a storm.
"Straight Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a shadow of my shadow in a dream.
or
In a shadow of my shadow, it ain't green.
or
In a shadow of my shadow, it ain't green.
Original Lyrics:
In the shadow of my shadow, in a gleam.
"Straight Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dream is just awake.
Original Lyrics:
The dream is just away.
"Straight Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
What can I say this time?
Which god shall I play?
Which god shall I play?
Original Lyrics:
What can I say this time?
Which card shall I play?
Which card shall I play?
"String-A-Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
String-a-long
That's all I do in Sodom String-a-long
That's all I do in Sodom String-a-long
Original Lyrics:
String-a-long
That's all I do, is sort of String-a-long
That's all I do, is sort of String-a-long
recorded in 1969 with Jeremy Spencer, released in 1992
"Sweet Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Emotion is your blanket.
Original Lyrics:
The ocean is your blanket.
"Sweet Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all about possession.
Original Lyrics:
It's all about protection.
"Sweet Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You come running out to blow wind with me.
Original Lyrics:
You come running out in the wind with me.
"Temporary One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What are you doin', are you busy with her heart?
Well I wish you were busy with mine.
Well I wish you were busy with mine.
Original Lyrics:
What are you doin', are you busy with your world?
Well I wish you were busy with mine.
Well I wish you were busy with mine.
"Temporary One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What are you doin', are you
P***in' with your mom?
Well I wish you were p***in' with mine.
P***in' with your mom?
Well I wish you were p***in' with mine.
Original Lyrics:
What are you doin', are you
Busy with your world?
Well I wish you were busy with mine.
Busy with your world?
Well I wish you were busy with mine.
"That's All For Everyone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess that's just too sexy for me.
Original Lyrics:
Guess that's just exactly what I mean.
"That's All For Everyone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I care for everyone.
Original Lyrics:
I call for everyone.
"That's All For Everyone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last call for everyone.
or
I call for everyone.
or
I call for everyone.
Original Lyrics:
That's all for everyone.
"That's All For Everyone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last call for everyone.
Original Lyrics:
That's all for everyone.
"That's All For Everyone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last call for everyone
Last call for booze.
Last call for booze.
Original Lyrics:
That's all for eveyone
That's all for you.
That's all for you.
"That's All For Everyone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be just too sexy without me.
Original Lyrics:
Must be just exactly what I need.
"That's All For Everyone"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's awful everyone
That's awful me.
That's awful me.
Original Lyrics:
That's all for eveyone
That's all for me.
That's all for me.
"That's Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm chasing the same kind of fool.
Original Lyrics:
The train sings the same kind of blues.
"That's Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm chasing the same kind of goo.
Original Lyrics:
The train sings the same kind of blues.
"That's Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I never did believe in dyin'
You're not changin' anybody's mind.
You're not changin' anybody's mind.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I never did believe in time
You know, changin' anybody's mind.
You know, changin' anybody's mind.
"That's Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I spent all my money.
Original Lyrics:
You know, it's been on my mind.
"That's Enough For Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Nazi? Not for me!
Original Lyrics:
And that's enough for me.
"The Chain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chain, you must never
Run in the shadows.
Run in the shadows.
Original Lyrics:
Chain, keep us together
Run in the shadows.
Run in the shadows.
"The Chain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chain...Keep us together
Supersonic Deathstar
Supersonic Deathstar
Original Lyrics:
Chain...Keep us together
Runnin' through the shadows.
Runnin' through the shadows.
"The Chain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn the dark, damn the light
Original Lyrics:
Damn your love, damn your lies
Actually, both are correct, just in different places. It's possible that one could be misheard as the other.
"The Chain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dandy luck, dandelion
Original Lyrics:
Damn your love, damn your lies
"The Chain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The chain keeps us in leather.
Original Lyrics:
The chain keeps us together.
"The Chain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We will never bring cocaine
Original Lyrics:
You would never break the chain
"The Chain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you must forgive her
Runnin' in the shadows.
Runnin' in the shadows.
Original Lyrics:
Chain, keep us together
Runnin' through the shadows.
Runnin' through the shadows.
"The Chain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't break the chair
Original Lyrics:
You can't break the chain
"The Chain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never break the Jane
Original Lyrics:
You'll never break the chain
"Think About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
All it took was a special book
Original Lyrics:
All it took was a special look
"Think About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't mean to love you
And I think it will work out.
And I think it will work out.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't mean to love you
Didn't think it would work out.
Didn't think it would work out.
"Think About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn’t mean to rob you
Original Lyrics:
I didn’t mean to love you
"Think About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't hold you now
And baby now I'm thinking clown
But if it's a zabe you want
Think of Don B.
And baby now I'm thinking clown
But if it's a zabe you want
Think of Don B.
Original Lyrics:
I don't hold you down
And maybe that's why you're around
But if I'm the one you love
Think about me
And maybe that's why you're around
But if I'm the one you love
Think about me
"Tusk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throat?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throne?
"Tusk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you tip me? What's going on?
Why don't you tip me? Booze on the floor!
Why don't you tip me? Booze on the floor!
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you tell me what's going on?
Why don't you tell me who's on the phone?
Why don't you tell me who's on the phone?
"Walk A Thin Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen so many things that made me want her
or
I sing so many things that made me wander.
or
I sing so many things that made me wander.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen so many things that made me wonder.
"Welcome To The Room...Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the second one
Well it's a worthless peso
Take it all the way back home.
Well it's a worthless peso
Take it all the way back home.
Original Lyrics:
And the second one
Well it's a worthless thing so
Take it all the way back home.
Well it's a worthless thing so
Take it all the way back home.
"Welcome To The Room...Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, downstairs where the pickle house is mine.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, downstairs where the big old house is mine.
"Welcome To The Room...Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the Room Sara the starlet
Welcome to the quiet sun
Welcome to the quiet sun
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Room Sara for Scarlett
Welcome to the choir sir
Welcome to the choir sir
"Welcome To The Room...Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the Room, Sara (for Scarlet)
Welcome to the quiet sun.
Welcome to the quiet sun.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Room, Sara (for Scarlet)
Welcome to the choir, sir.
Welcome to the choir, sir.
"Welcome To The Room...Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I thought that you were Mayan.
Original Lyrics:
Well I thought that you were mine.
"Welcome To The Room...Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's not home, and it's not Terra
Original Lyrics:
It's not home, and it's not Tara
"Welcome To The Room...Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you have your prisoner
Original Lyrics:
Well you held her prisoner
"Welcome To The Room...Sara" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you hang up that phone
Will you cease to exist?
Will you cease to exist?
Original Lyrics:
When you hang up that phone
Well you cease to exist.
Well you cease to exist.
This is about Stevie Nicks' experience at the Betty Ford Center, where she checked in under the name Sara Anderson.
"What Makes You Think You're The One"
Misheard Lyrics:
What makes you think you're the woman
Who can live without Diane?
Who can live without Diane?
Original Lyrics:
What makes you think you're the one
Who can live without dyin'?
Who can live without dyin'?
"When I See You Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the dream says I love you
And the dream is gone
So she spends her nights on the hill
Well at least there's a dreamer
And the dream is gone
So she spends her nights on the hill
Well at least there's a dreamer
Original Lyrics:
And the dream says I want you
And the dream is gone
So she stays up nights on end
Well at least there's a dream left
And the dream is gone
So she stays up nights on end
Well at least there's a dream left
"When I See You Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see you again
Will I be insane?
Will I be insane?
Original Lyrics:
When I see you again
Will it be the same?
Will it be the same?
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese, wonderful you
Original Lyrics:
Sweet, wonderful you
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in marigolds?
Original Lyrics:
I never did believe in miracles.
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you believe in miracles?
Original Lyrics:
I never did believe in miracles.
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't, don't break the spade.
Original Lyrics:
Don't, don't break the spell.
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew that Mick was evil.
Original Lyrics:
I never did believe in miracles.
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never did believe in marigolds.
Original Lyrics:
I never did believe in miracles.
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never did believe in vehicles
Original Lyrics:
I never did believe in miracles
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to believe in the river of gold
Original Lyrics:
I never did believe in miracles
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you believe in miracles
Original Lyrics:
I never did believe in miracles
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooh, you make love and run.
Original Lyrics:
Ooooh, you make lovin' fun.
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooooh, you make love funny.
Original Lyrics:
Oooooh, you make lovin' fun.
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooooh, you make nothin' fun.
Original Lyrics:
Oooooh, you make lovin' fun.
"You Make Loving Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooooh, you make the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Oooooh, you make lovin' fun.
"You Make Lovin’ Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never did believe in marigolds
Original Lyrics:
I never did believe in miracles
"You Make Lovin’ Fun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This feeling looks at me wherever I go
Original Lyrics:
This feeling follows me wherever I go
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