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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> F -> Jesse Frederick
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jesse Frederick that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 42 misheard song lyrics for Jesse Frederick on amIright currently.
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"As Days Go By (Family Matters Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an air conditioner
Original Lyrics:
It's a rare condition
"As Days Go By (Family Matters theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a medical condition
Original Lyrics:
It's a rare condition
"As Days Go By (Family Matters theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a red convertible
Original Lyrics:
It's a rare condition
"As Days Go By (Family Matters theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let’s get on by
Original Lyrics:
As days go by
"As Days Go By (Family Matters)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Us disco boy
Original Lyrics:
As days go by
"As Days Go By (Family Matters)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well then there must be some magic glue
Inside these Chippendales
Inside these Chippendales
Original Lyrics:
Well then there must be some magic clue
Inside these gentle walls
Inside these gentle walls
Chippendales are shirtless men who wear the bowties wrapped around their neck.
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lion is waiting to carry you home.
Original Lyrics:
A light is waiting to carry you home.
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even in tv
Original Lyrics:
Evening tv
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did I get to livin' here?
Original Lyrics:
How did I get delivered here?
From the extended theme, featured only in first-run network broadcasts through the fifth season.
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joey's about fed up!
Original Lyrics:
Doop-a-dee-ba-ba-dow
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happened to Little Billy T?
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happened to the pre-disability?
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever happened to the mint in guarantee?
The milkman, the paperboy, eating and tv
The milkman, the paperboy, eating and tv
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV
The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV
"Everywhere You Look ('Full House' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever happened to the old man in Tahiti?
The milkman, the paperboy, and even MTV?
The milkman, the paperboy, and even MTV?
Original Lyrics:
Whatever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?
The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?
"Everywhere You Look (Full House Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kid, don't sell your cream soaked suit!
Original Lyrics:
Kid, don't sell your dreams so soon!
from the extended version of the theme song, used in the first-run (network) broadcast of each episode through the fifth season
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
A ham to hold onto
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lion is waiting to carry you home.
Original Lyrics:
A light is waiting to carry you home.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even MTV
Original Lyrics:
Evening TV
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
From here to Hong Kong, too
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the horn honk to you.
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the horn honk to you.
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hit a home run to ya.
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
The milk man and the paperboy
He man, she man
He man, she man
Original Lyrics:
The milkman and the paperboy
Evening TV.
Evening TV.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
The milk man, the paperboy, and even Aunt Didi.
Original Lyrics:
The milk man, the paperboy, and evening TV.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
The nude man, the paperboy, and even MTV.
Original Lyrics:
The milk man, the paperboy, and evening TV.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
The nude man
The paperboy
And evenings TV
The paperboy
And evenings TV
Original Lyrics:
The milkman
The paperboy
And evening TV
The paperboy
And evening TV
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happed to Nick 'The Villain' T?
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, even MTV.
The milkman, the paperboy, even MTV.
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happened to the big ability
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever happened to respectability
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're lost out there and on your own.
Original Lyrics:
When you're lost out there and all alone.
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from Full House)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A light is waiting, I can't take you home
Original Lyrics:
A light is waiting to carry you home
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from Full House)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A line is waiting to pamper yourself
Original Lyrics:
A light is waiting to carry you home
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from Full House)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere you loot
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere you look
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from Full House)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to hold on to
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from Full House)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What ever happened to the little bitty teeth.
Original Lyrics:
What ever happened to predictability
"Everywhere You Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hold onto
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold onto
"Everywhere You Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to hold on to
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
Offend I hold on to
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Everywhere You Look"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever happened to Denise Nickerson?
Original Lyrics:
Whatever happened to the predictability?
Denise Nickerson became famous for playing Violet Beauregarde on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
"Family Matters Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a rare condition, this day and age,
To read a good news in the newspaper page.
Lovin' condition of the grand desire, some people say it's even harder to find.
Well there must be some magic clue inside these jigsaw wars.
But all I see is a tower of dreams
Real live people out of every scene.
Days go by, it's the biggest love of the family.
To read a good news in the newspaper page.
Lovin' condition of the grand desire, some people say it's even harder to find.
Well there must be some magic clue inside these jigsaw wars.
But all I see is a tower of dreams
Real live people out of every scene.
Days go by, it's the biggest love of the family.
Original Lyrics:
It's a rare condition, this day and age,
To read any good news on the newspaper page.
Love and tradition of the grand design, some people say it's even harder to find.
Well then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.
'Cause all I see is a tower of dreams
Real love burstin' out of every seam.
As days go by it's the bigger love of the family.
To read any good news on the newspaper page.
Love and tradition of the grand design, some people say it's even harder to find.
Well then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls.
'Cause all I see is a tower of dreams
Real love burstin' out of every seam.
As days go by it's the bigger love of the family.
"Family Matters Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a rare condition, this day late
To read any good news on the newspaper plate
Love unconditioned on a grand design
Some people say is even harder to find
Well then there must be some magic crew inside these chiseled walls
To read any good news on the newspaper plate
Love unconditioned on a grand design
Some people say is even harder to find
Well then there must be some magic crew inside these chiseled walls
Original Lyrics:
It's a rare condition, this day and age,
To read any good news on the newspaper page.
Love and tradition of the grand design,
some people say it's even harder to find.
Well then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls
To read any good news on the newspaper page.
Love and tradition of the grand design,
some people say it's even harder to find.
Well then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls
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