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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> G -> Glassjaw

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Glassjaw that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 8 misheard song lyrics for Glassjaw on amIright currently.

"Ape Dos Mil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's all collapse, oh.
Original Lyrics:
It's all calypso.
"Ape Dos Mil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't trust a man who's above it all.
Original Lyrics:
You can't trust a man who's a governor.
"Cosmopolitan Bloodloss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hits you from the airport and dresses in your underwear.
Original Lyrics:
It's you from the airport addressing most littlest.
"Her Middle Name Was Boom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it's old, And it's broken, let's fix
Original Lyrics:
When it's home, And I'm broken, let's fix
"Pretty Lush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
83 One's come to black
Original Lyrics:
Only 3 words come to mind
"Pretty Lush" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can lead the world to war-uhh huh
And you can bet they'll drink and follow orders
Original Lyrics:
You can lead a whore to water
And you can bet she'll drink and follow orders.
"Siberian Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me bag. My b**** is a n*****!!
Original Lyrics:
Give me back my pictures of me.
"Siberian Kiss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me black! My b**** is a liquorice!
Original Lyrics:
Give me back my pictures of me.

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