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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> G -> Selena Gomez
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There are 46 misheard song lyrics for Selena Gomez on amIright currently.
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"Back to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hold you in a matzoh bowl of soup
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hold you when I'm not supposed to
"Bad Liar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, mama.
Oh, trying up, trying up, trying up, trying up, try.
Oh, trying up, trying up, trying up, trying up, try.
Not to feeling for you.
Mama, mama.
Not to feeling for you.
Oh, trying up, trying up, trying up, trying up, try.
Oh, trying up, trying up, trying up, trying up, try.
Not to feeling for you.
Mama, mama.
Not to feeling for you.
Original Lyrics:
No, no, no, no.
Oh, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
Oh, trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
Not to give in to you.
No, no, no, no.
Not to give in to you.
Oh, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
Oh, trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
Not to give in to you.
No, no, no, no.
Not to give in to you.
"Bang a Drum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang a drone
Original Lyrics:
Bang a drum
"Bang a Drum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bunga to the beet of your own drone
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the beat of your own drum
"Bang a Drum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the bee of your own drone, I stat it like that, kraut like that
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the beat of your own drum, when it's hot like that, burn it up like that
"Bang a Drum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the bee of your own drone
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the beat of your own drum
"Come And Get It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready, Armageddon?
Original Lyrics:
When you're ready, come and get it
"Come and Get It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not because I love you, hate the way I love you
All day all night, baby I'm addicted for life, no lie.
All day all night, baby I'm addicted for life, no lie.
Original Lyrics:
Can’t stop because I love it, hate the way I love you
All day all night, maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
All day all night, maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
"Everything Is Not What It Seems"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you know everything is gonna be Febreze
Original Lyrics:
Well you know everything is gonna be a breeze
Theme song from Wizards of Waverly Place.
"Good For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing it up like Miley does
Original Lyrics:
Doing it up like Midas, mhm
"Good for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I'll paint my skin till your heart's beating
Original Lyrics:
And syncopate my skin to your heart beating
"Good for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a farting carrots
I'm farting carrots
I'm farting carrots
Original Lyrics:
I'm on my 14 carats
I'm 14 carat
I'm 14 carat
"Good for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm farting carrots; I'm farting carrots
Original Lyrics:
I'm on my fourteen carats; I'm fourteen carats
"Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause all of the guys in the adverts keep making love to each other
Original Lyrics:
'Cause all of the downs and the uppers keep making love to each other
"Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the dogs in the outburst
Keep making love to each other
Keep making love to each other
Original Lyrics:
All of the downs and the uppers
Keep making love to each other
Keep making love to each other
"Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you should always f**k hard
Original Lyrics:
And you should know if I could
"Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't keep my hands to my son
Original Lyrics:
Can't keep my hands to myself
"Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't keep my hands to myself
I'm in a carpool why would I want to?
I'm in a carpool why would I want to?
Original Lyrics:
Can't keep my hands to myself
I mean, I could but why would I want to?
I mean, I could but why would I want to?
"Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Metaphorical jamba juice
Original Lyrics:
Your metaphorical gin and juice
"Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your metaphorical jammin' juice
Original Lyrics:
Your metaphorical gin and juice
"Hands to Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your metaphorical jelly juice
Original Lyrics:
Your metaphorical gin and juice
"Kill Em with Kindness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill em with kindness
Kill em with kindness
Your head, your hair, your hair down
Kill em with kindness
Your head, your hair, your hair down
Original Lyrics:
Kill em with kindness
Kill em with kindness
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head now
Kill em with kindness
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head now
"Kill Em with Kindness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes are bullets
Your mouse is a gun
And no war in England
Was ever won
Your mouse is a gun
And no war in England
Was ever won
Original Lyrics:
Your lies are bullets
Your mouth’s a gun
And no war in anger
Was ever won
Your mouth’s a gun
And no war in anger
Was ever won
"Lose You to Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you love Big Bird
Original Lyrics:
And you let it burn
"Lose You to Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
So fart in my purpose
Original Lyrics:
Set fire to my purpose
"Love On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clark Kent, baby: get to work
Original Lyrics:
Clock in, baby: get to work
"Love You Like A Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you like I love some baby,
And I keep beeping you. "Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep."
And I keep beeping you. "Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep."
Original Lyrics:
I love you like a love song baby,
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat.
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat.
"Love You Like A Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you like a love song baby,
And my heart keeps beatin', beat-beat-beat-beat-beat-beatin'.
And my heart keeps beatin', beat-beat-beat-beat-beat-beatin'.
Original Lyrics:
I love you like a love song baby,
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat.
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat.
"Love You Like A Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you like a lump sum baby
Original Lyrics:
I love you like a love song baby
"Love You Like A Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
So humanity will play on and on
Original Lyrics:
So your melody will play on and on
"Love You Like a Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
A song like a zombie to know
Original Lyrics:
A song that goes on and on
"Love You Like a Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I I f**ked you like a dumb song baby
Original Lyrics:
I I love you like a love song
"Love You Like a Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I I love you like I love some baby.
Original Lyrics:
I I love you like a love song baby
"Love You Like a Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I love you like I love some baby And why can't you beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
Original Lyrics:
I, I love you like a love song baby And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat
"Love You Like a Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I love you like a love song baby
And I keep going like beep-beep-beep-beep-beep
And I keep going like beep-beep-beep-beep-beep
Original Lyrics:
I, I love you like a love song baby
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat
And I keep hittin' repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat
"Naturally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to it if you don't have to try
Original Lyrics:
It's intuitive, you don't have to try
"Naturally"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the thunder and I am delighted
Original Lyrics:
You are the thunder and I am the lightning
"Same Old Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so sick of that same odd love
Original Lyrics:
I'm so sick of that same old love
"Same Old Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so sick of that same old glove, the kind that breaks your heart
Original Lyrics:
I'm so sick of that same old love, the kind that breaks your heart
"Same Old Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so sick of that same old glove.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so sick of that same old love.
"Same Old Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so sick of that same old lemon
Original Lyrics:
I'm so sick of that same old love
"Same Old Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've heard it on the floor at least a million times
Original Lyrics:
I've heard it all before, at least a million times
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like we go end by age
Original Lyrics:
It's like we go MIA
"Slow Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, pull down the sun
Original Lyrics:
Baby, slow down the song
"Slow Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. T say I'm ready for inspection.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. TSA I'm ready for inspection.
"Tell Me Something I Don't Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody tells me that so I've been naked.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody tells me that it's so hard to make it.
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