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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> G -> Green Jelly

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Green Jelly that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 10 misheard song lyrics for Green Jelly on amIright currently.

"Cereal Killer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow your nose, it always snows.
Original Lyrics:
Follow your nose, it always knows.
"Cereal Killer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow your nose
It always knows
The flavor of Jareth
Wherever it goes.
Original Lyrics:
Follow your nose
It always knows
The flavor of death
Wherever it goes.
"Three Little Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the moral to history is:
'That a ham with no talent can easily abuse idiots with a stupid puppet show'.
Original Lyrics:
And the moral of this story is:
'That a band with no talent can easliy amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show'.
They were formerly Green Jello. The Jello Company threatened a lawsuit and they became Green Jelly. Also, German umlauts were placed above the last letters of both names.
"Three Little Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Built his shelter from a garbage pail
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks.
Original Lyrics:
Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks.
"Three Little Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He spent most of his days just a gone done smokin'.
Original Lyrics:
He spent most of his time just a ganja smokin'.
"Three Little Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His daddy was a rock star named Fig Newton.
or
His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nuji.
Original Lyrics:
His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent.
"Three Little Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His daddy was a rock star named Pig Newton.
or
His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent.
Original Lyrics:
His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nuji.
"Three Little Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not for a rebel with a chili chin, chin!!
or
Not by the terror of a chili chin, chin!!
Original Lyrics:
Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin!!
"Three Little Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then one day he was cranking off real early.
or
Then one day he was cranking up real gnarly.
Original Lyrics:
Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley.
"Three Little Pigs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then one day he was cranking off real early.
or
Then one day he was cranking up real narly.
Original Lyrics:
Then one day he was cracking off a Marley.

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Understanding: 2.1
Liked: 3.8
Funny: 3.2
Total Votes: 29

Selected Albums

Cereal Killer Soundtrack
Cereal Killer Soundtrack