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These blue winter dreams and second hand shoes
You're so far gone that you're left to lose
These blue yonder dreams and second hand shoes
You're so far gone that you live to lose
You're the one-eyed kid on the cable car
You're the worn-out cable on the cable car
I'm horny day and night
I tremble at your side.
Morning, day and night
I tremble at your sight.
My stupid heart's got you
And all along you knew
That I just want you to be mine.
There's nothing I can do
Or I'll end up with you
Even if I wanted to I might have died.
Cupid's dart seeped through
And all along you knew
That I just want you to be mine.
There's nothing I can do
I'm all wrapped up with you.
Even if I wanted to I'm out of time.
So throw down your rebels
So throw down your weapons
We've been blessed by the children
Black fellow inside.
They believe in the things
We try to deny.
So go on your way home
But continue the fight.
We've been blessed by the children
Black, yellow, and white.
They believe in the things
We try do deny.
So throw down your weapons
But continue the fight.
We've been blessed by the children like candles with wine
they believe in things they try to deny
We've been blessed by the children, black yellow and white,
they believe in the things that we try to deny
"Cried"
It doesn't really matter 'till you're old,
so get it on baby!
It doesn't really matter to you, oh,
so get on home baby
"Even When You're Gone"
Even when you're leaving
You won't see q****ing.
Even when you're leaving
You won't see grieving.
"Finally It’s Christmas"
Pine tree for Christmas
Finally it’s Christmas
Just a guy like you and just a guy like me
Maybe we
Just a girl like you and just a guy like me
Maybe we
Just a guy like you
And just a girl like me maybe we.
Just a girl like you
And just a guy like me maybe we...
"Go"
I don't wanna wash my Hanes clean
I don't wanna wash my hands clean
"Go"
The lamp gets dusty, The pipes get rusty
But I don't want to wash my Hanes clean
The lamp gets dusty, The pipes get rusty
But I don't want to wash my hands clean
"Go"
The pies get rusty.
The pipes get rusty.
Sega buy now
Say goodbye now
Sega buy, Sega buy, now!
Say goodbye, say goodbye, now!
"I Will Come to You" (MP3)
When the night is Dunkin’ Donuts
When the night is dark and stormy
"I Will Come to You" (MP3)
When the night is dark and starry
When the night is dark and stormy
I sit here waiting wondering hoping that I'll make this right,
cause all I think about your into freaks and all these lonely nights
I sit here waiting, wondering, hoping that I'll make this right,
cause all I think about your hands your face and all these lonely nights
I wanna hold you and love you in my arms in bed
I wanna hold you and love you in my arms and then
See the way you want to hold me
Gotta make this right,
'cause all I think about is you hair, braids, and all these lonely nights.
I sit here waiting, wondering, hoping that I'll make this right.
'Cause All I think about is your hands, your face, and all these lonely nights.
Do you love me? Ain't I pretty?
Do you love me, little pretty?
Every word you say makes me fall off the seat
Every word you say is full of deceit
She won't see my thang in her eye.
She walks in with that look in her eye.
"Lost Without Each Other" (MP3)
I went through your best friend today.
I ran into your best friend today.
Maybe Taylor was having a 'Ghost' moment while writing these lyrics.
"Lost Without Each Other" (MP3)
We were busy babies, yesterday.
We were busy making big mistakes, yesterday.
"Lost Without Each Other" (MP3)
We were busy making baby steaks, yesterday
We were busy making big mistakes, yesterday
I was sasparilla
She was Mountain Dew.
I was hers forever
She was mine too.
Oompa
MMMBop
As in the Oompa Loompas from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Big rock, little rock
Mmmbop ba duba dop
Mmmbop beatdown fondue bop. Give it up for doo bop, beatdown fondue.
Mmmbop ba duba dop ba duba. Ba duba ba duba, duba badu.
Take the time to find du-wop
Mmmbop ba duba dop
Yes, the man who was Asian took his life. He only wanted to relax.
You have so many relationships in this life, only one or two will last.
"Man From Milwaukee" (MP3)
Crying to Mama, shame to shame
For the love of Pete, come in
"Man From Milwaukee" (MP3)
Simbasargy, the man with no hair
Sitting beside me was the man with no hair.
"Merry Christmas Baby" (MP3)
You sure did treat me right
You sure did treat me nice
A cheesey oreo
A daisy or a rose
And an mmmbop dagong
In an mmmbop, they're gone
And they're gone slim fast
And they're gone so fast
Can your tummy hear a whispering cow?
Can you tell me who will still care?
Halebop, oh Halebop
Mmmbop, ba dub ba dop
I'm gay, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!!
Is it gonna be a cheese or a...?
Is it gonna be a daisy or a rose?
Is it gonna be a cheesy toe?
A daisy or a rose
Is it gonna be cheesy ohhhhhh?
Is it gonna be a daisy orrrr (a rose)?
It's a cigarette, no one knows.
It's a secret no one knows.
It's a secret no one knows, no one cares.
It's a secret no one knows, no one knows.
It's gonna be a Teezio-oh!
Is it gonna be a daisy or a rose?
It's gonna be a cheesy-o road.
Is it gonna be a daisy or a rose?
It's sticking up your nose
It's a secret no one knows
It's sugar no one knows
It's a secret no one knows
It's the cold sweat offence
And they're gone so fast
Mmm bop, ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Do it on fondue.
Mmm bop, ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Ba duba bop, ba du.
Mmm bop
Big tampon
Mmm bop
Bop bop da doo op
Mmmbop ba duba touch my tuba
Mmmbop ba duba dop ba doo bop
Mmmbop, can't wait 'til I do drop.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop ba doo bop.
Oh, God! Baby, tap my tuba
Do it on my tuba
Baby, tap mine, too.
Mmm bop, ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Ba duba bop, ba duba bop
Ba duba bop, ba du.
Pumba...
Can you tell me?
Lion king, what's going on?
MmmmBop...
Can you tell me?
You say you can but you don't know
She did want to know
It's a secret no one knows
So long to the want of any care,
cuz in the end of a little brassiere
So hold on to the ones that really care,
cuz in the end they'll be the only ones there
The Count slew fast.
It's gone so fast.
There was an old man with a wife
but he wanted to relax
You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
There's so many relationships in this life
He wanted to call his dog Ajax
You go through all the painted knives
And you turn your back on God so fast
There's so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You go thru all the pain and strife
You turn your back and they're gone so fast
Tuvok, Tuvok
Mmmbop ba duba dop
Two by
Two by, two by
Doing it by two by
Two by two, oh yeah.
Mmmbop (ba du)
Duba du bop
Duba da ba, du bop (badu)
Duba du, oh yeah.
We have so many relations that are
Only one or two will last
We go through all these paining knives
You turn you back and they've blown so fast
You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You go through all this pain and strife
You turn your back and they're gone so fast
When you get oats and stands in your hair
When you get old and start losing your hair
When you get old, and stains in your hair
When you get old, and start losing your hair
When you get old, stuff lives in your hair
When you get old and start losing your hair
Yes, a man wants a relationship in his life
But he wants to relax.
You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last.
Yesterday an alien changed this life.
or
You have so many aliens in this life
or
You have so many aliens in this life
You have so many relationships in this life.
You have so many weird angels in this life
You have so many relationships in this life
You have so many relationships in this life only wanted to relax.
You have so many relationships in this life only one or two will last.
"Penny And Me"
A nautical book to read
Another good book to read
"Penny And Me"
By the chair with the leather skin under the light,
By the chair with the leopard skin under the light,
"Penny And Me"
Or baking a pie in the pink moonlight
At Alldays, Penny and me tonight.
Or making it by under pink moonlight
It's always Penny and me tonight.
"Penny And Me"
See guys in the summer time under the sky by the light,
I can feel you read my mind
Cigars in the summer time under the sky by the light,
I can feel you read my mind.
"Penny And Me"
Turn the radio up
Pin her to the ground.
Turn the radio up
Push the pedal to the ground.
"Penny and Me"
Caught a bee in the coffee cup next to my seat
Catch a few and ah-numm-in-a-boop-da-beep
Got my bean in a coffee cup next to my seat
Catch the view and another good book to read
"Rockin Around The Christmas Tree" (MP3)
Later we'll have some f***in' pie.
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie.
"Rockin Around the Christmas Tree" (MP3)
Later we'll have some f****ng pod
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie.
As I walked into the sofa down the hall.
As I walked into this old, forgotten hall.
But now I lay here broken hearted and stuffy.
But now I lay here broken heart and blistered feet.
Now I lay here
Broken-hearted, molest her feet.
But now I lay here
Broken-heart and blistered feet.
Won't you shave me?
Won't you save me?
"Soldier"
He floated fast on a river raft
He floated past a river rat
"Strong Enough To Break" (MP3)
The fat kid is about to pray.
The fabric is about to fray.
"Strong Enough To Break" (MP3)
We just play f***ing records
We just play broken records
Did you see the man with the a cold cake loaf?
It's to say a little price of your soul
And your calling out a wrong wrong wrong
Did you see the man with the cocaine load?
It's on sale for the price of your soul
And you're walking down a long wrong road
I just seen the man with the cold cantaloupe.
Did you see the man with the cocaine load?
Rain is squishing up between her toes
She doesn't know wherever I go.
She's a picture of a heart of gold
On the edge of the session I know.
And the picture of the long eyed rose
Now it's too late for a fight to unfold
Rain is splashing up between her toes
She doesn't know her own area code.
She's' a picture of a heart of gold
On the edge of depression unknown.
And the picture of the wrong I wrote
Now it's too late for a fight or fold
Seeing all your brains infold.
Sell you all your pain tenfold.
Have you ever stood outside a big offense
Have you ever stood outside of a picket fence
All I know is that if your ass gets cold
All I know is that fear has got to go
Can there's a basin?
Shower relieves moanin' thighs
Cannon's a-blazing
Shower these moonlit skies
I won't rape another midget
I won't wait another minute
I'm feeling older and I mooned her in the eye.
I'm feeling older and I'm wondering why.
I've started feeling like I'm going too fast
Give in to the given and turn out the light
Keep anticipating these moonlit nights.
I've started feeling like I'm don't want to fight
Give in to the given and put out the light
Cannons a blazing shower these moonlit skies.
It's getting colder in his bits where I lie
Won't fall down though we want to touch the ground
I couldn't say that I 've seen it in your hair
All I know is fear gets you ass going this time around
It's getting colder in this ditch where I lie won't go down
I've heard them say dreams should stay in your head
all I know is fear has to go this time around
Ken is amazing shall we leave for this guy?
Cannons a-blazing Shower these moonlit skies
Ken is amazing
Cannon's a blazing
Look and say
You can't say
Put on Mr. Chings
And we can live all feel alive.
Put on these chains
And you can live a free life.
You can't say I didn't get it up all the way
You can't say I didn't give it I won't wait
Isn't it hard standing with Lorraine?
Isn't it hard standing in the rain?
Stadium in the rain
Standing in the rain
When you live in a crooked ghetto world
When you live in a cookie cutter world
From the thongs I used to wear.
From the thorns I used to wear.
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
D'dya think it's me, am fruity?
Just thinking that it's me your foolin', yeah.
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
I might be mistaken, girl
But you don't know how to give.
You don't mind the taking, girl
But you don't know how to give.
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Waiting for the bright light to rape you.
Waiting for the bright light to reappear.
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
We're seperated, guns anticipated.
We're separating, consciousness is fading.
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Where's the writin'
On lover fighting?
Where's the right in
All of our fighting?
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Where's the writing, 'I love our fighting'?
Where's the right in all our fighting?
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Where's the writing?
Our love is fading.
Where's the right in
All of our fighting?
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
Who cares what you're doing?
Look at what you're doing.
"Where's The Love?" (MP3)
You're thinking that it's we all through them.
You're thinking that it's me you're fooling.
Where's the loaf?
Where's the love
"Where's the Love?" (MP3)
Look out, a weird doing!
Look at what we're doing
"Where's the Love?" (MP3)
Reciprocating
conscious dissipating
We're segregating
consciences are fading
"Where's the Love?" (MP3)
The conscious nest is fading.
Consciousness is fading
"Where's the Love?" (MP3)
Where's the love? Just giddy up
Where's the love? Just give it up
Just thinkin that it's real la fruity yeah
Just thinking that it's me your foolin yeah
You don't mind the pink girl
You don't mind the taking girl
"With You In Your Dreams" (MP3)
If I'm gone wiggy wiggum
If I'm gone when you wake up
Hey myself, Johnny's missing here
Rumors of Johnny's mystery
Mama said he met a man
More than sad, it makes me mad
Mama said it meant a man.
More than sad it makes me mad.
Mama said, 'Imagine that'.
More than sad, it makes me mad.
Momma said, it made her mad, to know somebody knows
More than sad, it made me mad, to know somebody knows
There's a light in your silence
Tell me where is Johnny's h***?
or
There's a lightning in your silence
Tell me where did Johnny fall?
There's a lying in your silence
Tell me where did Johnny go?
There's a light in your silence
Tell me where is Johnny's hole
There's a lying in your silence
Tell me where did Johnny go
Theres a light in your sinus, tell me where is Mommys nose
or
There's a lion in your science, Tammys jammin Johnnys toes
or
There's a lion in your science, Tammys jammin Johnnys toes
There's a lyin' in your silence, tell me where did Johnny go
There's a lion in your sinus
There's a lying in your silence