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"All Those Years Ago"
Although she's a dove
All those years ago
"All Those Years Ago"
Although she's a ghost
All those years ago
"All Those Years Ago"
Although she's a girl
All those years ago
Written in memory of John Lennon (1940-1980).
"All Those Years Ago"
Although she's a goat
All those years ago
"All Those Years Ago"
And I'll always lift up to you.
And I've always looked up to you.
"All Those Years Ago"
I said not a friend to you.
I sent out a prayer to you.
"All Those Years Ago"
I said not a prayer to you.
I sent out a prayer to you.
"All Those Years Ago"
I'm shot and all about a love
While they treated you like a duck
or
I'm shoppin' all about a love
While they cheated you like a duck
I'm shouting all about love
While they treated you like a dog
"All Those Years Ago"
I'm shot and all about, all up
While they cheated you like a dog
I'm shouting all about love
While they treated you like a dog
"All Those Years Ago"
Living in a battery heap
Living in a bad dream
"All Those Years Ago"
Oma, she's a girl
All those years ago
"All Those Years Ago"
One more tear to go
All those years ago
"All Those Years Ago"
They don't act with much on a stick
But you point the way to the tooth
When you say all you need is love
or
They don't act with much on a steeper Jew
But the way to the Jews
Wouldn't you say all you need is luck
They don't act with much honesty
But you point the way to the truth
When you say all you need is love
"All Those Years Ago"
While they G.D. like a dog
While they treated you like a dog
I won't say what G.D. stands for because I think you already know what it stands for, and it's very vulgar.
"Any Road"
If you don't know where you're going
Annie Roll will take you there.
or
If you don't know where you're going
Penny Road will take you there.
or
If you don't know where you're going
Enron will take you there.
If you don't know where you're going
Any road will take you there.
"Any Road"
There are no ages, there is no size.
There are no edges, there is no sides.
"Bangla Desh"
Farm the dead, farm the dead
Bangla Desh, Bangla Desh
"Bangla Desh"
We've got to really bomb the dead.
We've got to relieve Bangla Desh.
"Bangla-Desh"
Before his country guys
Before his country dies
"Beware Of Darkness" (MP3)
Beware of dog mess
Beware of darkness
"Beware Of Darkness" (MP3)
Take care, beware
Of farts that linger.
Take care, beware
Of thoughts that linger.
"Beware Of Darkness" (MP3)
Watch out now
Take curly wurly thoughts that linger.
Watch out low
Take care beware of thoughts that linger.
"Beware of Darkness" (MP3)
Beware of fondling swingers
Beware of falling swingers
"Brainwashed"
Brainwashed by the Taliban
Brainwashed by the satellite
"Brainwashed"
Brainwashed by the footsie.
Brainwashed by the FTSE.
FTSE is the British version of the New York Stock Exchange.
"Brainwashed"
Brainwashed under the dress
Brainwashed under duress
"Brainwashed"
Nothing's worse than Nicorette.
Nothing's worse than ignorance.
"Circles"
Evil nose does not speak
He who knows does not speak
"Cloud 9"
Bail out should there be P M S
Bail out should there be a mess
"Crackerbox Palace"
And standing in between the mall I met a Mr. Gripe
or
And standing in between their moms I met a Mr. Christ
And standing in between them all I met a Mr. Greif
George Harrison actually did meet George Greif, who invited him to Crackerbox Palace.
"Crackerbox Palace"
My eyes could not yet sing
My eyes could not yet see
"Dark Horse"
I began to sleep before you.
I became too slippery for you.
"Dark Horse"
I'm a blue boob.
I'm a blue moon.
Dog sh*t, Dog sh*t!
Gossip, gossip!
God s**t, God s**t
Gossip, gossip
God sh*t! God sh*t!
Gossip, gossip!
God sinned, God sinned.
Gossip, gossip!
Got sh*t, Got sh*t!
Gossip, gossip!
Got zip, got zip
Gossip, gossip
Gotta see it, gotta see it
Gossip, gossip
Oh yeah...God's hip...God's hip...oh yeah.
Oh yeah...gossip...gossip...oh yeah.
"Ding Dong, Ding Dong"
Ring out the balls
Ring out the false
"Ding Dong"
Bring out the old ring in the nude
Wring out the fall string in the Jew
Ring out the old ring in the new
Ring out the false ring in the true
"Ding Dong"
We got Vivaldi in the mood
We got Tchaikovsky in the groove
Ring out the old ring in the new
Ring out the false ring in the true
"Far East Man"
I can't let him down
He's a policeman
or
I can't let him drive
He's a policeman
I can't let him drown
He's a far east man
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Give me freezer burn.
Keep me free from birth.
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Give me lice, give me life
Give me light, give me life
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Give me lies
Give me lies
Give me light
Give me life
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Give me love, give me love
Keep me free from birds.
Give me light, give me life
Keep me free from birth.
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Give me trees and birds.
Keep me free from birth.
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Keep me free as a bird.
Keep me free from birth.
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Trying to touch a creature with Han Solo.
Trying to touch and reach you with heart and soul.
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
With this L.A. Law
With this heavy load
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth)" (MP3)
Won't you please take hold of my hat
That I might understand you.
Won't you please take hold of my hand
That I might understand you.
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)" (MP3)
Baby, I'll be dead
Baby, I'll be there
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)" (MP3)
Give me night
Give me life
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)" (MP3)
Give me piss on Earth
Give me peace on Earth
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)" (MP3)
Help me go
Help me cope
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)" (MP3)
Keep me free from birds
Keep me free from birth
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)" (MP3)
Take me to your car
Take me to your heart
"Give Me Love, Give Me Peace On Earth" (MP3)
Trying to turn to you with heart and soul
Trying to touch and reach you with heart and soul
"Give Me Love, Give Me Peace On Earth" (MP3)
Trying to, touching me too with heart and soul
Trying to touch and reach you with heart and soul
"Gone Troppo"
It's time you know I've gone choc-o
or
It's time you know I'm Count Choc-o
It's time you know I've gone troppo
"Gone Troppo"
Plant me in the hell a coma
Plant me in the heliconia
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
A girlfriend might sit on you
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
A whole lotta splendid money
A whole lotta spendin' money
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Look out, for my cell on you
or
God my mind sailed to you
or
Get up or I'll sit on you
or
Back up, I might set on you
or
Back up, I might set on you
I've got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Back up, I might sit on you.
I got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Get up, I might sit on you.
I've got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
I caught my mind, shame on you.
or
Ike out for my cell on you.
I've got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
I got by myself on you.
I've got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
I got my mom said on you
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
I got my mom to sit on you.
I've got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
I got my, my sail on you
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
I got so upset on you
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
I know from the top of my tootie.
I know if I put my mind to it.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
I've got my my scent on you
I've got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Look out, I might sit on you.
I've got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Look up, I might sit on you.
I got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Oh God, my mom sat on you!
I got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Pack up, I might sail on you.
I got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
The Governor might sail on you.
I got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
To do it, my child
To do it right child
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it, watch out
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it
To do it right child
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Wake up, I might sit on you
Wake up, I might spit on you
I've got my mind set on you
I've got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Wake up, I might sit on you
I've got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Wake up, I might spit on you
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set On You" (MP3)
Wake up, my mom sat on you
I've got my mind set on you.
"Got My Mind Set on You" (MP3)
I got my marmoset on you
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set on You" (MP3)
I got my mood sad on you
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set on You" (MP3)
I know how to buckle my shoe
I know if I put my mind to it
"Got My Mind Set on You" (MP3)
It's gonna take ancients of time
It's gonna take patience and time
The British have pronounced glottal stops in their dialect so it is hard to understand them and particularly Liverpudlians like George.
"Got My Mind Set on You" (MP3)
It's gonna take anxious time
It's gonna take patience and time
"Got My Mind Set on You" (MP3)
It's gonna take platinum money
It's gonna take plenty of money
"Got My Mind Set on You" (MP3)
Judge Judy, Judge Judy
To do it, to do it
"Got My Mind Set on You" (MP3)
My #9 set on you
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set on You" (MP3)
Wake up Mama, sail on through!
I got my mind set on you
"Got My Mind Set on You" (MP3)
Well it's gonna take your mommy
Well it's gonna take money
"Hong Kong Blues"
Need somebody to carry me home to San Francisco
And marry my buddy there
Need somebody to carry me home to San Francisco
And bury my body there
A Hoagy Carmichael cover
"I Dig Love"
I deglove.
I dig love.
"I Dig Love"
I love d**k.
I love dig.
"I Dig Love"
Manic love
or
Panic love
or
Atlantic love
or
Pneumatic love
I dig love.
"I Dig Love"
Planet Love
I dig love.
"I Really Love You"
Why do you do me like a dude?
Why do you do me like you do?
Cover of a Stereos song (1961)
Isn't it a pity
Isn't it a shame
How we break each other's hearts
And call each other names?
Isn't it a pity
Isn't it a shame
How we break each other's hearts
And cause each other pain?
Isn't it real s****y?
Doesn't it just suck?
Isn't it a pity?
Isn't it a shame?
"Living In The Material World" (MP3)
Pierce my body like a cop.
Use my body like a car.
"Looking For My Life"
Licking for my life.
Looking for my life.
A red crystal, a red crystal
Crystal crystal, I read The Hobbit
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare
Harry kissed ya, Harry kissed ya,
Kissed ya kissed ya, Harry Harry
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare
Holly Christmas
Hare Kristna
I really wanna show you, Lord,
but it won't take long, my Lord.
I really wanna show you, Lord,
that it won't take long, my Lord.
I really wanna steal 'em
I really wanna see you
I really want a Speedo
I really wanna see you
I smell cheese!
Tasmayi shree!
I'm in New Zealand
I really wanna see you
If I only knew you
Hallelujah!
Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas,
It's not Christmas,
Holly Holly!
Hare Krishna,
Hare Krishna,
Krishna Krishna,
Hare Hare!
Mister Krishna
Krishna, krishna
My love
My sweet love
My Lord
My sweet Lord
My sweet Lord (anal creature)
My sweet Lord (Hare Krishna)
My sweet load
My sweet Lord
My sweet love
My sweet Lord
My sweet love is nicer
Pass the cheese
Tasmayi shree
Really wanna scream
Really wanna see you
Really wanna seal 'em
Really wanna see you
Really want a Sea-Doo
Really wanna see you
Really want semen
Really wanna see you
Really want the semen
I really want to see you
"Mystical One"
I'm happier than a wheel of cheese
I'm happier than a willow tree
"Mystical One"
The mystical one-eyed nude
The mystical one I knew
"Never Get Over You"
You're warned: the coldest feet
Can kill me in my heat
or
You're warned: those coal dust feet
Can cook me in the heat
or
You want the cool dust feet
Come kill me in my heat
You warm the coldest feet
Can cool me in my heat
"P2 Vatican Blues"
And I swallowed three hamburgers each Saturday night.
One Our Father, three Hail Marys each Saturday night.
"P2 Vatican Blues"
Even mentioned it to my local police
Even mentioned it to my local priest
"Pisces Fish"
His mad cows are being purred to sleep.
His mad cows are being put to sleep.
"Pisces Fish"
Rowers colliding on the river.
Rowers gliding on the river.
"Pisces Fish"
You can only find them in the deep asylum.
You can only find them in the deepest silence.
"Rising Sun"
On the avenue of singles
or
On the avenue of singers
On the avenue of sinners
"Rising Sun"
Universal pain inside your DNA.
Universe at play inside your DNA.
"Run So Far"
Snow escape
There's no escape.
"Stuck Inside A Cloud"
Maybe I'm a chameleon
or
Maybe I'm a Canadian
or
Maybe I'm a commuter.
Only I can hear me.
"Stuck Inside A Cloud"
Only God can hear me.
Only I can hear me.
"Sue Me, Sue You Blues" (MP3)
You screw me, and I'll screw you.
You sue me, and I'll sue you.
"Teardrops"
Cheap drugs, I've had my share
Teardrops, I've had my share
"The Art Of Dying"
Nothing in this life that I've been trying
Can equal or surpass the odds of dying.
Nothing in this life that I've been trying
Can equal or surpass the art of dying.
"The Lord Loves The One (That Loves The Lord)" (MP3)
We're all setting out with adjectives in mind.
We're all setting out with objectives in mind.
"This Guitar (Can't Keep From Crying)"
Bass guitar kept me from crying
or
Bass guitar can't keep from crying
or
This guitar kept me from crying
This guitar can't keep from crying
Helping asshole to remember what we came here for
or
Hoping asshole do remember what we came here for
or
Happiness I'll do, remember what we came here for
Helping us all to remember what we came here for
Mrs. Love kisses, la la la la la
This is love, this is la la la la love
This is luck
This is love
"Unconsciousness Rules"
You go out on the stage
or
Eagled out on the stage
Ego'd out on the stage
"Wah-Wah"
And I know how silly life can be.
And I know how sweet life can be.
"Wake Up My Love"
Too much chocolate gets me crazed.
Too much darkness gets me crazed.
Then I try my best to make everything obscene.
Then I'll try my best to make everything succeed
What I know, I can do
If I give my love now to every who're like you.
What I know, I can do
If I give my love now to everyone like you.
Who am I without you, Mama-san?
Who am I without you by my side?
Gimme some love, back to me
If it's not love that you need
If I give my home
If I give my love
Back when we was Depp
Back when we was fab
As in Johnny Depp
Back when we was fag
Back when we was fab
Should actually be "When We Were Fab" since it's bad grammar.
Back when we was fast
Back when we was fab
Back when we was fat.
Back when we was fab.
Back when we was fowl
Back when we was fab
Back when we was fowl
Back when we was fab
Back when we were cats
Back when we was fab
Long time ago when we was fat
Long time ago when we were fab
The microscopes that magnified the tears started once and on
The microscopes that magnified the tears studied warts and all
When we was f*gs
When we was fab
"You"
Oh, Q, Q, yeah, Q
Oh, you, you, yeah, you
"You"
Quite appealing
What a feeling