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"All I Wanna Do (Is Make Love To You)"
All I wanna do is fake love to you
or
All I wanna do is tape bugs to you
or
All I wanna do is fake Fudd's 'yoohoo'
or
All I wanna do is take clubs to you
or
All I wanna view is clay stuck to you
or
All I wanna chew is snake gloves for you.
All I wanna do is make love to you.
"All I Wanna Do (Is Make Love To You)"
All I wanna do is make love to duke.
All I wanna do is make love to you.
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
He broke the woman out of me
So many times, easily.
He brought the woman out of me
So many times, easily.
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
I told him I am deflowered, you oughtta see
I told him I am the flower, you are the seed
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
I told him I am deflowered
Do you wanna see?
We walked in the clouds
We planted a tree
I told him I am the flower
You are the seed
We walked in the garden
We planted a tree
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
I told him, 'I am a slut, you wanna feel.'
I told him, 'I am a flower, you are the seed.'
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
Ooh, we made love
Not like strangers
No, not at all
We made life
Ooh, we made love
Love like strangers
All night long
We made love
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
So many times Italy
So many times easily
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
So many times in Italy
So many times easily
Editor's note: Please remember to capitalize the word "is" in titles, because all verb words, regardless of length, must be capitalized.
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
Standing by the road
No umbrella, no clothes
Standing by the road
No umbrella, no coat
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
Standing by the road
You know I'm brown like no goat.
Standing by the road
No umbrella, no coat.
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
We walked in a garden, we played in a tree.
We walked in the garden, we planted a tree.
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
We walked in the dark, with plenty of trees
We walked in the garden, we planted a tree
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
We walked in the garden, we ate from the tree.
We walked in the garden, we planted a tree.
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"
We walked in the garden, we planted a seed
We walked in the garden, we planted a tree
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You"
All I wanna do is make love to Duke.
All I wanna do is make love to you.
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You"
But what he couldn't give me, whoa whoa,
Was a warm little baby to care
But what he couldn't give me, oh-oh,
Was the one little thing that you can
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You"
I told him I have a flower, you outta see
I told him I am the flower, you are the seed
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You"
So many times teasing me
So many times easily
"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You"
So we drove for a mile
So we drove for awhile
"Alone"
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared if you loved me, too.
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you.
"Alone"
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared into longitude.
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you.
I also thought it was 'how do I care to a loan' instead of 'how do I get you alone'. I know it doesn't make sense but I must have only been about six or seven!
"Alone"
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared to lament you.
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you.
"Alone"
And my love for you is still undo.
Alone.
And my love for you is still unknown.
Alone.
"Alone"
And now it chains me to the phone.
And now it chills me to the bone.
"Alone"
And now it takes me to the moon.
And now it chills me to the bone.
"Alone"
And now it tells me to the phone
And now it chills me to the bone
"Alone"
But now he tells me to the phone
But now it chills me to the bone
"Alone"
But now it sends me to the phone
But now it chills me to the bone
"Alone"
How did I get to alone?
or
How do I get two alone?
How do I get you alone?
"Alone"
How do I get you a loan?
How do I get you alone?
"Alone"
I hear the ticking of the clock,
I'm lying here in Brunswick's [sic] Dock.
I hear the ticking of the clock,
I'm lying here, the room's pitch dark.
"Alone"
I hear the ticking of the clock;
I'm lying here, the moon switched off.
I hear the ticking of the clock;
I'm lying here, the room's pitch dark.
"Alone"
Til now, always got by on my own,
I never really cared into longitude.
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you.
"Alone"
You don't know how long I have waited
And I was gonna kill you tonight.
You don't know how long I have waited
And I was gonna tell you tonight.
All that night it up against
Swearing at the Windex
Make up the western pools, senior city pools
All that night and all the next
Swam without looking back
Made for the western pools, silly, silly fools
Back in the time
We were all drunk
And cheese
You were let for a sneeze
Back over time
When we were all trying
For free
You met the porpoise and me
Bulls**t, Barracuda
Wouldn't you, Barracuda?
I bet you're gonna eat roast beef.
I bet you gonna ambush me.
I think that you better ooze too.
You, I think you got the blues too.
I think that you got the booze, too.
I think that you got the blues, too.
If the real thing don't do the crypt
you better make it something stick.
If the real thing don't do the trick
you better make up something quick.
If the real thing don't do the trick
You better make 'em suck big d**k.
If the real thing don't do the trick
You better make up something quick.
No right no wrong
Said in a song
And then, wisp again
No right no wrong
Selling a song -
A name whisper game.
Ohhhh, bare your coder!
Ohhhhh, Barracuda!
Ohhhh, smell a buddha.
Ohhhhh, Barracuda!
Ooooh, bear a coup d'oeil.
Ohhhhh, Barracuda!
Stanley tells you scrumple down
Dive down deep down pinker than you
I think that you want the news too
"Sell me, sell you" the porpoise said
Dive down deep to save my head
You, I think you got the blues too
The real thing don't come to Madrid
You better, make up something quick
And the real thing don't do the trick
You better make up something quick
Woodchuck, Barracuda
Wouldn't you, Barracuda?
You better make her suck that d***
You better make up something quick
You better make up something, pick!
You better make up something quick!
You'd have me down, down, down, down on me knees near a woodchuck, Barracuda!
You'd have me down, down, down, down on me knees, now wouldn't ya, Barracuda?
You're flying solo in the wheat
I bet you never had roast beef
You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
You're flying solo into the weeds
You're flying so low into the weeds
You're flying solo into the week
You're lying so low into the weeds
Gravy on you
Is Phil McRaven's gravy on you
or
Craving on you
Is Phil McRaven craving on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh
I was a widow last night in a dream
I did tell over a clear running street
Sang you the song that I heard up the bar
And you kicked me live with your sweet flowing love
I was a willow last night in my dream
I bent down over a clear running stream
Sang you the song that I heard up above
And you kept me alive with your sweet flowing love
I was a widow last night in my dreams
I was a willow last night in my dreams
I'll pour gravy on you.
Let me go crazy on you.
I'm gonna pour gravy on you
Let me go crazy on you
Wild man-squirrel crying in pain
Wild man's world crying in pain
You're a crazy old mule.
Let me go crazy on you.
And the kids keep goin'
And the kids keep comin'
I was a weirdo last night in a dream
I was a willow last night in a dream
I'm pouring gravy on you
Is Phil McRaven's gravy on you?
or
I'm craving on you
Is Phil McRaven craving on you?
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh
Let me go crazy old you
Let me go crazy on you.
Wild land squirrel is cryin' in pain, what's he gonna do when everybody's in Spain?
Wild man's world is cryin' in pain, whatcha gonna do when everybody's insane
With bugs on the table
With bombs and the devil
"Dog And Butterfly"
And she wrote back down
And she rode back down
"Dog And Butterfly"
Darkened butterfly
Dog and butterfly
"Dog And Butterfly"
Darkon butterfly
Dog and butterfly
"Dog And Butterfly"
Doggone butterfly
Dog and butterfly
"Dog And Butterfly"
Duncan butterfly
Dog and butterfly
"Dog And Butterfly"
Voice of confusion and sodomy
Voice of confusion inside of me
"Dog and Butterfly"
Dokken butterfly
Dog and butterfly
"Dog and Butterfly"
God d*mn butterfly
Dog and butterfly
Eatin' it out, eatin' it out
Even it up, even it up
Leavin' it up, leavin' it up
Leavin' it down.
Even it up, even it up
Even it out.
When you were 100
When you were hungry
"Hijinx"
The time before, didn't they take us hook and punk-ass?
The time before, didn't they take us hook and punker?
"Just The Wine"
Just don't reveal the twat
Je' tant rêve du toi
Kicking it out in a school zone
Cranking it up in a school zone
Nobody knows you're really Caroline
Nobody knows your melancholy mind
A wooden man came to me
A pretty man came to me
He's a hatchin' man
He's a magic man
He's a magic hand
He's a magic man
He's a tragic man
He's a magic man
Hold you close so long ago
When I was not so strong you know
A good man came to me
Never seen eyes so blue.
Cold late night so long ago
When I was not so strong you know
A pretty man came to me
Never seen eyes so blue.
I cast my smelly glove on you.
I cast my spell of love on you.
It's a mattress
He's a magic man
Played inside Mung's saloon
Played inside the months of moon.
Played inside Sue Munson's food.
Played inside the months of moon.
Played inside the muskellunge.
Played inside the months of moon.
Puddin' man came to me.
A pretty man came to me.
Seems like he knew me
He looked quite fruity
Seemed like he knew me
He looked right through me
Summer love, a basketball
Summer love, passed to fall
You don't have to let me in,
Let's get high awhile
You don't have to love me yet
Let's get high awhile
You don't have to love me yet
Let's get out awhile
You don't have to love me yet
Let's get high awhile
"Mistral Wind"
Menstrual wind
Mistral wind
"Nada One"
Nobody feels what I've done
Not a one, not a one
Nobody feels what I've done
Nada One, Nada One
"Never"
Never let the Shuberts down
Never let them shoot us down
The Shuberts founded the Shubert Organization, who runs multiple Broadway theatres in New York City.
"Never"
Never let the sugar down
Never let them shoot us down
"Never"
Never let them put us down
Never let them shoot us down
"Never"
Stand up and turn around
Never let them sh** a** down
Stand up and turn around
Never let them shoot us down
"Nothin' at All"
Copycat guard
Caught me off guard
"Nothin' at All"
Then your innocent destructions
Caught me off guard
Then your innocent distractions
Caught me off guard
"Rage"
Pleasant black cold concrete
Flesh and blood and cold concrete
"Sing Child"
Melody maker, Senior Von Raper
Melody maker, giver and taker
God, you feel the f***ing, feel me in.
Got the feel of fortune, deal me in.
Now I'm strong and now I'm coming through.
Now I'm stronger, now I'm coming through.
Once in time, a bee sat down in a hut.
Quite some time, I been sittin' it out.
Straight up for you.
Straight on for you.
Don't leave me like this
Don't leave me in spandex.
Don't leave me like this
Don't leave me stranded.
"There's The Girl"
You're a powerless diamond.
You're a polished diamond.
"These Dreams"
And all I remember
Are the dreams and the myths
But all I remember
Are the dreams in the mist
"These Dreams"
And the fool that hangs over
And the full moon that hangs over
"These Dreams"
B Street
These dreams
"These Dreams"
Bee stings go on when I close my eyes
These dreams go on when I close my eyes
"These Dreams"
But all I remember are the dreams and the myths
But all I remember are the dreams in the mist
"These Dreams"
But all I remember
Are gorillas in the mist
But all I remember
Are the dreams in the mist
"These Dreams"
Cheese Trees
These dreams
"These Dreams"
E-strings
or
These jeans..
These dreams
"These Dreams"
Every second at the wake, the moment at the wake.
Every further I'm awake, the moment I'm away.
"These Dreams"
Every second of July
Every second of the night
"These Dreams"
Every second of the night, I live when I'm alive
Every second of the night, I live another life
"These Dreams"
G-strings go off when I meet some guys.
These dreams go on when I close my eyes.
"These Dreams"
I walk without a c**t through a stained glass wall.
I walk without a cut through a stained glass wall.
"These Dreams"
In a world full of princes
In a wood full of princes
"These Dreams"
On the second of July
Every second of the night
"These Dreams"
On the second of July
Every second of the night
"These Dreams"
Share a little camel
Spare a little candle
"These Dreams"
The fur the wrong way
The further I'm away.
"These Dreams"
The sweetest song Messiah
The sweetest song is silence.
"These Dreams"
These dreams
Go on when I close my thighs.
These dreams
Go on when I close my eyes.
"These Dreams"
These peas
These dreams
"These Dreams"
These strings
These dreams
"Voodoo Doll"
You work your magic on my boobs.
or
You work your magic on my booze.
You work your magic on my blues.
"What About Love?"
What about Luvs?
What about love?
"What About Love"
Lullaby love
What about love?
"What About Love"
What about mom?
What about love?
"Who Will You Run To?"
But your word and your Coke and you better face it
or
But you're working too cold and you better face it
or
But you're working too cold and you better face it
But that world can turn cold and you better face it
"Who Will You Run To"
You found a new role
or
You found a new roll
You found a new world
"Will You Be There (In the Morning)"
You're my obsession, my addiction, my drug,
So let the candle grow into a great fire plug.
You're my obsession, my addiction, my drug,
So let the candle grow into a great fire of love.
Having only occasionally heard a fire hydrant called a "fire plug", I got curious and looked up the term. Interestingly I found out that the term began before there were modern fire hydrants per se. A hole in a water main was plugged, so that the plug could be removed when water was needed, as for fire-fighting. Only later were fire hydrants as we know them today developed to attach to the hole in the water main, and the term "fire plug" is retained in occasional reference to them.