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"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
All along the watchtower
Pictures kept of you.
All along the watchtower
Princes kept the view.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
All along the water tower
All along the watchtower
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
All around the watchtower
All along the watchtower
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
All the fellows dig my wine,
come and dig my herb
Business men, they drink my wine.
Plowmen dig my earth
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
All the women came and went,
Barefoot surgeons too
All the women came and went,
Barefoot servants too
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
All the women came and went
They f***ed servants too.
All the women came and went
Barefoot servants too.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
All the women were cave men.
All the women came and went.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
All the women were cave men
Barefoot serpents, too.
All the women came and went
Barefoot servants, too.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
All the women were cave men
Bearded sirens, too.
All the women came and went
Barefoot servants, too.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
And I was getting laid.
The hour's getting late.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Business man there drink my wine
Come and take my herb.
Business men, they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Business men, drink my mind; come and take my herb
Business men, they drink my wine; plow man, dig my earth
Written and originally recorded by Bob Dylan
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Business men, they drink my wine
Come and take my herb.
Business men, they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Business-Mandy, drink my wine.
Business men, they drink my wine.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Businessman they drink my wine
And come take my herb
Lord, they are out of their mind
Nobody is of this world.
Businessmen, they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth
None of them along the line
Know what any of it is worth.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Businessmen, they drink my wine
Come and dig my herb
Businessmen, they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Come and dig my herb.
Plowmen dig my earth.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Come and take my urge
Plowmen dig my earth
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Flowerman the smoke my herb.
Come and dig my earth.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
I fell off the clocktower
All along the watchtower
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Let us not talk falsely now, but I was getting laid.
Let us not talk falsely now, the hour's getting late.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Let us not talk falsely now
But I was gettin' laid.
Let us not talk falsely now
The hour's getting late.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Let us stop talking falsely now
That I was getting laid.
Let us stop talking falsely now
The hour's getting late.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Let's stop talking faulty now
The owl is getting laid.
Let us stop talking falsely now
The hour's getting late.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Mister Smedley, drink my wine.
Business men, they drink my wine.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Mr. Crowley drink my wine
Come, man, dig my herb.
Businessmen, they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Mr. Stanley, drink my wine
Come and take my herb
Businessmen, they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
My Man dig my herb.
Plowman dig my earth.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
No reason to get excited,
The baby can't explode
No reason to get excited
The thief he kindly spoke
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Nobody up in this world
Nobody of it is worth
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Outside in the cold distance
A wildcat James Brown
Outside in the cold distance
A wildcat did growl
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Outside into cold distance
Outside in the cold distance
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
People, stand here and drink my wine.
Come and dig my herb.
None will level, undermine
Noboby else in this world
Businessmen drink my wine.
Plowmen dig my earth.
None of them along the line
Know what any of it is worth
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
People, stand here and drink my wine
Come and dig my herb
None will level, undermine
Noboby else in this world.
or
Businessmen they drink my wine
Come and dig my earth
None were level, on the line
Nobody offered his word.
Business men they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth
None will level on the wine
Nobody of it is worth.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
People, stand here and drink my wine
Come and dig my herb
None will level, undermine
Nobody else in this world.
Businessmen, they drink my wine
Plowmen dig my earth
None of them along the line
Know what any of it is worth.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Proud man dig my herb
Plowmen dig my earth
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Slam the jokers to their feet.
Said the joker to the thief.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
So let us not talk falsely now
But I was getting laid
So let us not talk falsely now
The hour's getting late
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
So let us not talk falsely now
But I was getting laid, laid.
So let us not talk falsely now
The hour's getting late, late.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
So let us not talk falsely now
But I was getting laid, laid.
So let us not talk falsely now
The hour's getting late, late.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
So let us stop talking bullshit now, but I was getting laid
So let us not talk falsely now, but the hour was getting late
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
So let us stop talking falsely now
But I was getting laid.
So let us stop talking falsely now
The hour's getting late.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
There must be some kinda way outta here
Say they're jumpin' to the beat
There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief
Businessmen, they drink my wine
Come and dig my herb
There must be some kinda way outta here
Said the joker to the thief
There's too much confusion
I can't get no relief
Businessmen, they drink my wine
Plowman dig my earth
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
Two riders were approaching
It was Mister and Missus Howell.
Two riders were approaching
And the wind began to howl.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
While all my women came and went
There were some men, too.
While all the women came and went
Barefoot servants, too.
"All Along The Watchtower" (MP3)
While all the women came and went
Their foot-servants too.
While all the women came and went
Barefoot servants too.
"All Along the Watchtower" (MP3)
All along the watchtower
Princess kept the view
While all the woman came and went.
One plus something’s two.
Outside in the cold distance, a wild captured growled.
Two rowdies were approaching; the wind began to howl.
All along the watchtower
Prince’s kept the view
While all the women came and went
Barefoot servants too.
Outside in the cold distance
A wildcat did growl.
Two riders were approaching
And the wind began to howl.
"All Along the Watchtower" (MP3)
All along the watchtower
Princes kept the view
While all the women came and went
Barefoot serpents, too.
All along the watchtower
Princes kept the view
While all the women came and went
Barefoot servants, too.
"All Along the Watchtower" (MP3)
All the women came and went
Feathered serpents, too.
All the women came and went
Barefoot servants, too.
"All Along the Watchtower" (MP3)
Please don't stand there and drink my wife
Business men, they drink my wine. Plowmen dig my earth
"All Along the Watchtower" (MP3)
Said the trumpet to the thief.
Said the joker to the thief.
"All Along the Watchtower" (MP3)
Wild man, dig my herb.
Come and dig my earth.
Sail the wings Sail the web against a child's cellulite
Silver wings silhouetted against a childs sunrise
But they're all bold as rum.
But they're all bold as love.
Just ask and answer
or
Just ask a dancer
or
Just ask a dancer
Just ask the axis
"Burning Of The Midnight Lamp" (MP3)
And the velvet flu
And the velvet moon
"Burning Of The Midnight Lamp" (MP3)
Birmingham, the midnight land
The burning of the midnight lamp
"Castle Made Of Sand" (MP3)
But something went wrong
Price tag killed him in his sleep that night.
But something went wrong
Surprise attack killed him in his sleep that night.
"Crosstown Traffic" (MP3)
You're just like porn star traffic.
You're just like crosstown traffic.
Hey, Kawasaki mama, you go to bed with me.
or
Hey, Kawasaki mama, you gonna marry me?
Hey, motorcycle mama, you gonna marry me?
I only want to itch your desire
or
I only want an inch of
or
I only want an inch of
I have only one itchin' desire
I only want to itch and desire.
I have only one itchin' desire.
Just complain with me and you won't get burned
Just come play with me and you won't get burned
Just don't play with me and your wounded bird.
Just don't play with me and you won't get burned.
Just play with me and your wounded bird.
Just play with me and you won't get burned.
You don't care for me
I'm gonna kill myself
You don't care for me
I don't care about that
You got a new pool?
Ha! I like it like that.
You got a new fool?
Ha! I like it like that.
Your mom ain't home and ain't mack turn
Your mom ain't home; it ain't my concern
it ain't mack turn
it ain't my concern
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Excuse me while I kiss this sky
I want to chase you home, yeah
I want to take you home, yeah
She came across my room
I was lying up their sleeping
And she kissed me on my belly
She came across my room
I was lying up their sleeping
And she kissed me on my bell-end
The live version of the cover of the Van Morrison song.
His dusty boots and Sears Cadillac
His dusty boots are his Cadillac.
"House Burning Down"
A diet Coke from space, man, With an eerie grace,
A giant boat from space, man, with an eerie grace
"House Burning Down"
Italian folk from space, landed here with Eerie Grace...
A giant boat from space, landed here with Eerie Grace...
If a cyst was benign
If 6 was 9
"If Six Were Nine"
Now if a cyst turned out benign
Now if a six turned out to be nine
"Johnny B. Goode (live)"
Strumming his guitar into pencil shaves.
All the engineers sitting in the shade.
When I'm standing
When I'm sad
Feeling sweet feeling, drugs from my fingers.
Feeling sweet feeling, drops from my fingers.
Manic depression is a full straight and miss.
Manic depression is a frustrating mess.
Women sold Willie to sweet cousin Faye
Woman so willing, the sweet cause in vain
I just picked up my pride from underneath the pay phone,
And combed this breath right out of my hair
I just picked up my pride from underneath the pay phone,
And told him to spread right out of my hair
'Scuse me while I eat my pie.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'Scuse me while I fist this guy.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'Scuse me while I go get high.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'Scuse me while I kick this guy.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'Scuse me while I kick this sky.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'Scuse me while I kiss this fly.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
"Purple Haze"
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
I saw them play in person. He stopped and pointed to Noel Redding while singing, 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.'
'Scuse me while I lick your pies
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'Scuse me while I zip my fly.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'Scuse me while my biscuits fry
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
I may have exaggerated, but I definitely heard 'biscuits' unlike everyone else who heard homosexual implications.
'Scuse me, while I piiss the sky
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'Scuse me, while I piss this guy.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'Scuse mev while I zip my fly.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'Scuze me while I piss the pie.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'scuse me while I kiss this guy.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
'scuse me while I kiss this guy
'scuse me while I kiss the sky
Active bunnies, but i don't know why.
Actin' funny, but I don't know why.
Am I happy or in misery?
Ever happy or in misery, whatever it is that girl put a spell on me.
Everyone thinks this song is about drugs! It's not. It's about being in love with a woman. Everyone thinks he says, "Am I happy or in misery?" but it's really "EVER HAPPY OR IN MISERY WHATEVER IT IS THAT GIRL PUT A SPELL ON ME. GET SOME!"
Don't know if I'm looking like a clown
Don't know if I'm coming up or down
Excuse me while I drink the Skyy.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Skyy is a brand name of vodka.
Excuse me while I fish this guy!
or
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Excuse me while I hit this guy.
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Excuse me while I kick the sky.
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Excuse me while I kiss this fly.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
Excuse me while I kiss THE SKY.
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Excuse me while I piss in the pie.
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Excuse me while I piss the sky
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Excuse me while I zip my fly.
or
Screw me, that dog can fly!
or
Excuse me, pigs can fly!
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Got no money, but I don't know why
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
I feel funny, but I don't know why.
Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.
I feel funny, but I don't know why.
Excuse me, while I kiss the sky.
Jerry is cool.
Jimi is cool.
Please screw me while I kiss these guys.
or
Please excuse me while I eat these fries.
or
Please don't sue me I have no alibi.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
So many people want to make Jimi look gay.
Purple haze, all in my brain.
Purple haze falls in my brain.
Screw me while I kick this guy.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Screw me while I kick this sky.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Screw me while I kiss this guy.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Screw me while I piss and sigh.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Screw me while I piss then sigh.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Screws me, while I eat this fly
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Scuse me while I do some crack!
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Skews me while I kiss this guy.
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
Whatever it is, that devil put a spell on me.
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me.
Whatever it is, that girl put a smell on me.
Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me.
Where is that girl that sat on me?
What ever it is, that girl put a spell on me .
That's all right. I'll sit on my guitar, look out now!
That's all right. I still got my guitar, look out now!
This line is spoken by Hendrix during the song.
Cold cream
or
Stone dream
Stone free
Stone tree
Where I like to pee.
Stone free
To ride the breeze
"The Wind Cries Mary" (MP3)
After all the jets are in the boxes and the clouds have all gone to bed
After all the jacks are in their boxes and the clowns have all gone to bed
"The Wind Cries Mary" (MP3)
After all the jets are in the boxes
After all the jacks are in their boxes
"The Wind Cries Mary" (MP3)
And shine their emptiness down on my beard.
or
And shine their emptiness down on my beer.
And shine their emptiness down on my bed.
"The Wind Cries Mary" (MP3)
And the clouds have all gone to bed
And the clowns have all gone to bed
"Voodoo Child (Slight Return)" (MP3)
Well, I stand up next to my girl
And I chop her down with the edge of my hand.
Well, I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand.
Well I stand up next to a mountain
Chop it down with the weight of my hand.
or
Well I heard bear standing next to a mountain
Drop it down with the weight of my head.
or
Well I heard bear standing next to a mountain
Drop it down with the weight of my head.
Well, I'm standing next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well I'm down on mystic mountain
Tumble down on the edge on my head.
Well, I'm standing next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge of my hand.
Well I'm standing next to a mountain
Tumble down thru the edge of my head.
Well, I'm standing next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge of my hand.
Well, I stand up next to a mountain,
top it down with the edge of my hand.
Well, I'm standing next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge of my hand.
Well, I'm standing next to a blind man
Chop him down with the edge of my hand.
Well, I'm standing next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge of my hand.
Well, I'm standing next to a mountain
Drop it down from the edge of my hat.
Well, I'm standing next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge of my hand.