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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> H -> The Hives

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Hives that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 14 misheard song lyrics for The Hives on amIright currently.

"Abra Cadaver" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the incision and you poke a v***** hair.
Original Lyrics:
The opposition and the bug of a shiny hand.
"Antidote" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want a dildo, I got the poison.
Original Lyrics:
You want antidote, I got the poison.
"Cartoon Network 2007 Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought it's just something that grownups invented
Original Lyrics:
Fall is just something that grownups invented
"Hate To Say I Told You So" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's all over you know, 'cause I'm an artichoke.
Original Lyrics:
Now it's all out and you knew 'cause I wanted to.
"Here We Go Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better try f***ing you.
Original Lyrics:
Better try something new.
"Outsmarted" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I farted, I said I passed gas.
Original Lyrics:
Outsmarted, I'm sellin' you for scrap.
"Supply And Demand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a flyin' gay man.
Original Lyrics:
Su-supply and de-mand!
"Supply And Demand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The flying demon
Original Lyrics:
Supply and demand
"Supply and Demand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A flying deamon
Original Lyrics:
Supply and demand
"Two-Timing Touch And Broken Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To time touch and broken bones
Original Lyrics:
Two-time touch and broken bones
"Two-Timing Touch And Broken Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got me dancing mo-kee-mo.
Original Lyrics:
Two-timing touch and broken bones
"Two-Timing Touch And Broken Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got me touching monkey bums.
Original Lyrics:
Two-time touch and broken bones
"Walk, Idiot, Walk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the robot wog
See the robot dog.
Original Lyrics:
See the robot walk
See the robot talk.
"Walk, Idiot, Walk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is how I need to get laid
Let's do this baby tonigh-igh-igh-ight.
Original Lyrics:
This is all I need to get by
The truth is, baby, it's a lie-ie-ie-ie.

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