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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> H -> Hoobastank
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There are 67 misheard song lyrics for Hoobastank on amIright currently.
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"Can I Buy You A Drink?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kiss is hurting me.
Original Lyrics:
Your kiss is heavenly.
"Crawling In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How much further do I have to go?
How much longer until I finally know? (finally know)
'Cause I am looking and I just can't see who threw s*** on me
Threw s*** on meeeeeee.
How much longer until I finally know? (finally know)
'Cause I am looking and I just can't see who threw s*** on me
Threw s*** on meeeeeee.
Original Lyrics:
How much further do I have to go?
How much longer until I finally know? (finally know)
'Cause I am looking and I just can't see what's in front of me
In front of meeeee.
How much longer until I finally know? (finally know)
'Cause I am looking and I just can't see what's in front of me
In front of meeeee.
"Crawling In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So when it comes, will I know?
Original Lyrics:
So when and how will I know?
"Crawling In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spinning in the dark
Licking forty hamsters.
Licking forty hamsters.
Original Lyrics:
I've been crawling in the dark
Looking for the answers.
Looking for the answers.
"Crawling in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm f***ing and I just can't see what's in front of me!
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm looking and I just can't see what's in front of me!
"Crawling in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Crawling in the Dark
"Crawling in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So when and how will I know?
Original Lyrics:
So will it come, will I know?
"Crawling in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So when the hell will I know
Original Lyrics:
So when and how will I know
"Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you bring a chimpanzee?
Original Lyrics:
Can you make them disappear?
"Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you make them drink a beer?
Original Lyrics:
Can you make them disappear?
"Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you make them eat some cheese?
Original Lyrics:
Can you make them disappear?
"Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you make them kiss and fear?
Original Lyrics:
Can you make them disappear?
"Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a penus slips inside
It sleeps with just one eye.
It sleeps with just one eye.
Original Lyrics:
There's a pain that sleeps inside
It sleeps with just one eye.
It sleeps with just one eye.
"Earthsick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Older nude, everybody's got to play.
Original Lyrics:
Old or new, everybody's got to pick.
"Just One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to seek advice to plead.
Original Lyrics:
I need to see if I still bleed.
"Out Of Control" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I don't know
I f***ing trust you.
I f***ing trust you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't know
If I can trust you.
If I can trust you.
"Out Of Control" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know, I f***in' trust you.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know if I can trust you.
Editor's note: The word "Spinning" is NOT part of the title.
"Out Of Control" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know, I f***in' trust you.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know if I can trust you.
"Out of Control" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I don't know
Or f***ing trust you.
Or f***ing trust you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't know
If I can trust you.
If I can trust you.
"Out of Control" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all alone, I thought you would pee there.
Original Lyrics:
And all along, I thought you would be there.
"Out of Control" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm spitting out of control, out of control
I'm spitting out of control, out of control
Watch where I go, watch what I do
I don't understand what you want from me
'Cause I don't know, or f***ing trust you.
I'm spitting out of control, out of control
Watch where I go, watch what I do
I don't understand what you want from me
'Cause I don't know, or f***ing trust you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm spinning out of control, out of control
I'm spinning out of control, out of control
Where should I go? What should I do?
I don't understand what you want from me
'Cause I don't know, if I can trust you.
I'm spinning out of control, out of control
Where should I go? What should I do?
I don't understand what you want from me
'Cause I don't know, if I can trust you.
"Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear corrupt zinc!
Original Lyrics:
I, I like a rock, sink.
"Running Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was the one who was giving you up
Original Lyrics:
And I was the one who was lifting you up
"Running Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And leave your own life collecting dots
Original Lyrics:
And leave your own life collecting dust
"Same Direction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can go my own way and be chewin' the end.
Original Lyrics:
I can go my own way and meet you in the end.
"Same Direction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to go and follow you
Just because I like what I am.
Just because I like what I am.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to go and follow you
Just to end up like one of them.
Just to end up like one of them.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A part of me you shouldn't know
Original Lyrics:
A side of me you didn't know
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A reason for all of the suits
Original Lyrics:
A reason for all that I do
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A reason to start over nude
Original Lyrics:
A reason to start over new
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A reason to swim in you nude
Original Lyrics:
A reason to start over new
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the pain of a who's who
or
And all the pain over Blue's Clues
or
And all the pain over Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
And all the pain I put you through
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I have to say before I haul
Original Lyrics:
And so I have to say before I go.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I have to swim before I go
Original Lyrics:
And so I have to say before I go...
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I have to swim before the show
Original Lyrics:
And so I have to say before I go.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your the one who swims for all the beers
Original Lyrics:
And be the one who catches all your tears.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another perfect person.
There's many things I wish I didn't go.
But I continue learning.
I never meant to do those things to you.
There's many things I wish I didn't go.
But I continue learning.
I never meant to do those things to you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a perfect person.
There's many things I wish I didn't do.
But I continue learning.
I never meant to do those things to you.
There's many things I wish I didn't do.
But I continue learning.
I never meant to do those things to you.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I continue yearning.
Original Lyrics:
But I continue learning.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I C-all-ed you demon to go
Original Lyrics:
I've found a reason to show.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not a perverted person.
Original Lyrics:
I am not a perfect person.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a reason to go
Original Lyrics:
I've found a reason to show.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a reason to pee.
Original Lyrics:
I've found a reason for me...
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a reason to pee
(I found a reason you need, a reason to pee you go)
(I found a reason you need, a reason to pee you go)
Original Lyrics:
I found a reason for me
(I found a reason to be, a reason for me to show)
(I found a reason to be, a reason for me to show)
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a reason you go a swim of me you couldn't know
A reason for all of the suits and the swimsuit is you
A reason for all of the suits and the swimsuit is you
Original Lyrics:
I've found a reason to show a side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do and the reason is you
A reason for all that I do and the reason is you
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a dummy you didn't know
Original Lyrics:
A side of me you didn't know
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a purple person
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a perfect person
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the reason there's you.
Original Lyrics:
And the reason is you.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've found a reason you go
Original Lyrics:
I've found a reason to show
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m sorry that I heard you
Original Lyrics:
I’m sorry that I hurt you
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I just want you to haul
Original Lyrics:
That I just want you to know.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I just want you to roll
Original Lyrics:
That I just want you to know.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That I just swim down below
Original Lyrics:
That I just want you to know.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why I need you two here.
Original Lyrics:
That's why I need you to hear...
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why we swim all night year
Original Lyrics:
That's why I need you to hear.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's many things I wish I didn't do.
Original Lyrics:
As many things I wish I didn't do.
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To change you while you still breathe
Original Lyrics:
To change who I used to be
"The Reason" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To face you why used to see
(On top to pee you couldn't be, a side of me you couldn't no)
(On top to pee you couldn't be, a side of me you couldn't no)
Original Lyrics:
To change who I used to be
(On top of me you couldn't cheat, a part of me you shouldn't know)
(On top of me you couldn't cheat, a part of me you shouldn't know)
"Too Little Too Late" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know exactly what I'll do with the if I sex you game
Original Lyrics:
I know exactly what I'll do with the advice that you gave
"Too Little Too Late" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch me blow it all away
Original Lyrics:
Watch me throw it all away
"Without A Fight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're smoke, banana fire
Original Lyrics:
We're smoke, but not a fire
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