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"11 AM" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven AM
By now you would think that I would be up
But my bedsheet's shamed to hear the choices I made.
By now you would think that I would be up
But my bedsheet's shamed to hear the choices I made.
Original Lyrics:
Eleven AM
By now you would think I would be up
But my bedsheets shade the heated choices I made.
By now you would think I would be up
But my bedsheets shade the heated choices I made.
"11 AM" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven AM
By now you would think that I would be up
But my bedsheet's show to you the choices that I made.
By now you would think that I would be up
But my bedsheet's show to you the choices that I made.
Original Lyrics:
Eleven AM
By now you would think I would be up
But my bedsheets shade the heated choices I made.
By now you would think I would be up
But my bedsheets shade the heated choices I made.
"11 AM" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eleven AM
By now you would think I would be up,
But my bedsheets show the weight of choices I've made
By now you would think I would be up,
But my bedsheets show the weight of choices I've made
Original Lyrics:
Eleven AM
By now you would think I would be up
But my bedsheets shade the heated choices I made.
By now you would think I would be up
But my bedsheets shade the heated choices I made.
"A Certain Shade of Green" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A perfect constellation
Original Lyrics:
A private consolation
"A Certain Shade of Green" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you masturbate you choose lives.
Original Lyrics:
Remember when you procrastinate you choose last.
"A Certain Shade of Green" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you procrastinate you choose lives
Original Lyrics:
Remember when you procrastinate you choose last.
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so much better when everyone is Ed
Are you Ed?
Are you Ed?
Original Lyrics:
It's so much better when everyone is in
Are you in?
Are you in?
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so much better when everyone isn't arguing.
Original Lyrics:
It's so much better when everyone is in... Are you in?
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so much easier when Steven Green is in that shirt.
Original Lyrics:
It's so much easier when sea foam green is in fashion.
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so much easier
When sea phone green is in for sure.
When sea phone green is in for sure.
Original Lyrics:
It's so much easier
When sea foam green is in fashion.
When sea foam green is in fashion.
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When everyone is in our U.N.
Original Lyrics:
When everyone is in, are you in?
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When sea foam green is in
Original Lyrics:
When sea foam green is in fashion
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When seafoam green is in fat s***.
Original Lyrics:
When seafoam green is in fashion.
"Are You In?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When seafoam green is in the shell
Original Lyrics:
When seafoam green is in fashion
"Blood On The Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's blood in my mouth, b*tch
Well I don't f*** around.
Well I don't f*** around.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause blood in my mouth beats
Blood on the ground.
Blood on the ground.
"Blood On The Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's blood in my mouthpiece, oh, f*** me now!
Original Lyrics:
'Cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground.
"Blood On The Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's blood on my mouth beats 'lord don't f*** around'.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground.
"Blood On The Ground" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's blood on my mouth, beach so don't f*** around
Original Lyrics:
'cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground
"Certain Shade Of Green"
Misheard Lyrics:
Accept the traitor, yeah
Think I'm going crazy, watchin' as you constipate.
Think I'm going crazy, watchin' as you constipate.
Original Lyrics:
A certain shade of green
I think I grew a grey watching you procrastinate.
I think I grew a grey watching you procrastinate.
"Certain Shade Of Green"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I grew a gray watching you break glass certainly.
Original Lyrics:
I think I grew a gray watching you procrastinate.
"Circles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you standing on my head lice (plink plink plink)
Original Lyrics:
I saw you standing in my headlight (blink blink blink)
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How much I let the beer take the wheel.
Original Lyrics:
How much I let the fear take the wheel.
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So if I decide to wait for my chance to be one of the high...
Original Lyrics:
So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive...
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever the long run brings, I'll be there
Original Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With broken arms and open eyes.
With broken arms and open eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes.
With open arms and open eyes.
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open thighs
I'll be there with open arms and open thighs
Original Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open eyes
I'll be there with open arms and open eyes
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings,
she'll be there with open arms, and open legs
she'll be there with open arms, and open legs
Original Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open eyes
I'll be there with open arms and open eyes
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever tomorrow brings my baby
Original Lyrics:
Whatever tomorrow brings, I’ll be there
"Drive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With broken arms and broken ice, yeah
Original Lyrics:
With open arms and open eyes, yeah
"Here In My Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is a fern
Here in my room.
Here in my room.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is a verb
Here in my room.
Here in my room.
"Here In My Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is a verve here in my room.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is a verb here in my room.
"Here In My Room" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is a virtute in my room.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is a verb here in my room.
"Hilikus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe they should of had to go to K-Mart for it, go!
Original Lyrics:
Maybe they should have had to dedicate more to it, go!
"Hilikus"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I took a walk outside with my new found friend and my Dawa-chubab.
Original Lyrics:
So I took a walk outside with my new found friend and my knowledge imbibe
"Hilikus"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to be Hannakahs
So good to be Hannakahs.
So good to be Hannakahs.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to be hilikus
So good to be hilikus.
So good to be hilikus.
"I Miss You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'll see you again
What the f***, or soon?
What the f***, or soon?
Original Lyrics:
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon.
Whether far or soon.
"Idiot Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a message for all those who think that they can etch his words and suck my d***.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a message for all those who think that they can etch his words inside my brain.
"Just A Phase" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Iron bottle,
Fizzy water
Fizzy water
Original Lyrics:
I am bottled,
Fizzy water
Fizzy water
"Just a Phase" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fizzy water, had your daughter
Original Lyrics:
I am bottled, fizzy water
"Leech"
Misheard Lyrics:
The reign's over.
or
The rain's over.
or
The rain's over.
Original Lyrics:
The ride's over.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta know Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***in' innocent.
Yeah, you're no f***in' innocent.
Original Lyrics:
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***in' Elvis.
Yeah, you're no f***in' Elvis.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey maker! Romania
Counting on Jesus
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a getaway
Washed up, and deny yourself
Baby, I'd step down! Step down! step down!
Counting on Jesus
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a getaway
Washed up, and deny yourself
Baby, I'd step down! Step down! step down!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Megalomaniac!
You're no Jesus!
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself, baby
And step down! Step down! Step down!
You're no Jesus!
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself, baby
And step down! Step down! Step down!
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Man of Romania
You're no Jesus
You're no f***ing anything
Wash your hands clean (for yourself)
Mania
Step down
Step down.
You're no Jesus
You're no f***ing anything
Wash your hands clean (for yourself)
Mania
Step down
Step down.
Original Lyrics:
Hey megalomaniac
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean (or yourself)
Maniac
Step down
Step down.
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean (or yourself)
Maniac
Step down
Step down.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mayor!
Well, maybe I got no Jesus
Yeah you're no f***ing anarchist!
Well, maybe I got no Jesus
Yeah you're no f***ing anarchist!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Megalomaniac!
You're no Jesus!
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis.
You're no Jesus!
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, maker! Romania
Counting on Jesus
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a getaway
Washed up, and deny yourself
Baby, I'd step down!
Step down! Step down!
Counting on Jesus
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a getaway
Washed up, and deny yourself
Baby, I'd step down!
Step down! Step down!
Original Lyrics:
Hey megalomaniac!
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself, baby
And step down!
Step down! Step down!
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no f***ing Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself, baby
And step down!
Step down! Step down!
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I met you in a season fight
Original Lyrics:
If I met you in a scissor fight
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make up well maybe
I got no Jesus.
I got no Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, megalomaniac
You're no Jesus.
You're no Jesus.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swanson, next you know yourself, maniac.
Original Lyrics:
Special, as you know yourself, maniac.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was never meant to be a hole-in-one.
Original Lyrics:
There was never meant to be only one.
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You burn me in my screen
Original Lyrics:
You permeate my screen
"Megalomaniac" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're no Jesus, your no f***ing Allah.
Original Lyrics:
You're no Jesus, your no f***ing Elvis.
"Mexico" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the neck strain New Mexico
Original Lyrics:
On the next train to Mexico
"Nice To Know You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A busted shield clearly sees the world full of trees.
or
A bastard shield clearly sees the world full of trees.
or
A bastard shield clearly sees the world full of trees.
Original Lyrics:
Blessed she who clearly sees the wood for the trees.
"Nice To Know You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And zone on, it's hard for me to specify.
Original Lyrics:
In so long, it's hard for me to specify.
"Nice To Know You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better than watching Killer bending silver spoons.
Original Lyrics:
Better than watching Geller bending silver spoons.
(Uri) Geller was a famous magician.
"Nice To Know You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better than watching Sellers bending silver spoons
Deeper than the deepest Clouseau would ever go.
Deeper than the deepest Clouseau would ever go.
Original Lyrics:
Better than watching Geller bending silver spoons
Deeper than the deepest Cousteau would ever go.
Deeper than the deepest Cousteau would ever go.
"Nowhere Fast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I am thirty-two, to where I'm going.
Original Lyrics:
Will I ever get to, to where I'm going?
"Oil and Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
U N I R
Original Lyrics:
You and I are
"Out From Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get our from under pressure, bless this evil sky.
Original Lyrics:
Get out from under precipice and see the sky.
"Out From Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out from under pressure, piss and see the sky
Original Lyrics:
Get out from under precipice and see the sky
"Out From Under" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out from under pressure
Pisss and see the sky.
Pisss and see the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Get out from under
Precipice and see the sky.
Precipice and see the sky.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause lately I've been thinking of your musty kitchen as a welcomed vacation
Original Lyrics:
'Cause lately I've been thinking of combustication as a welcomed vacation
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn in me while I burn.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart on me while I burp.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart on me while I burst into flames
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart on me, while I burst into flames
Fart on me.
Fart on me.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me, while I burst into flames
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had enough of the world and people smiling caves.
Original Lyrics:
I've had enough of the world and people's mindless games.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had enough of the world.
And its people, mice, and slaves.
And its people, mice, and slaves.
Original Lyrics:
I've had enough of the world
And people's mindless games.
And people's mindless games.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had enough of the world
And those people smiling in caves.
And those people smiling in caves.
Original Lyrics:
I've had enough of the world
And people's mindless games.
And people's mindless games.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being fruity.
Original Lyrics:
Like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-D.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monkey meat while I turn, into trains
I've had enough of this girl and her steeple's mindless wangs
so monkey meat while I turn,
I'll never eat the stains.
I've had enough of this girl and her steeple's mindless wangs
so monkey meat while I turn,
I'll never eat the stains.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst, into flames
I've had enough of this world, and it's peoples mindless games,
so pardon me while I burn
I'll never be the same
I've had enough of this world, and it's peoples mindless games,
so pardon me while I burn
I'll never be the same
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me that I like birds into flames.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burn into flames
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst into flames
And pardon I from the world and its people's mindless games
And pardon I from the world and its people's mindless games
Original Lyrics:
Pardon while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world and its people's mindless games
I've had enough of the world and its people's mindless games
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me, pardon me
Will it ever be the same?
Will it ever be the same?
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me, pardon me
I'll never be the same.
I'll never be the same.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon me, you were my first
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Part of me, wow I burst into flame
I've had enough of the sperm
And its peephole's mindless shames.
I've had enough of the sperm
And its peephole's mindless shames.
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me, while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world
And its people's mindless games.
I've had enough of the world
And its people's mindless games.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Potted meat while I burst into flames
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Potted meat, potted meat
Will it ever taste the same?
Will it ever taste the same?
Original Lyrics:
Pardon me, pardon me
I'll never be the same.
I'll never be the same.
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So pardon me while I piss into your face
Original Lyrics:
So pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pardon Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So pot in me while I burst into flames
Original Lyrics:
So pardon me while I burst into flames
"Pistola" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, my pen has a Pistola.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, my pen is a Pistola.
"Pistola" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Aunt Betty's a Pistola.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, my pen is a Pistola.
"Redefine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before the picture we painted, Jesus
Respect yourself.
Respect yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Before the picture we painted chews us up
And spits us out.
And spits us out.
"Redefine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Psynchopated black and white
Original Lyrics:
I'm sick of painting black and white
"Redefine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick of mumbling to myself
saying you're on a mission
saying you're on a mission
Original Lyrics:
Sick of limiting myself
to fit your definition
to fit your definition
"Redefine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'll sip your lemonade myself
To fit your definition.
To fit your definition.
Original Lyrics:
So sick of limiting myself
To fit your definition.
To fit your definition.
"Redefine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So stick a lemon in myself
To the old evolution.
To the old evolution.
Original Lyrics:
So sick of limiting myself
To fit your definition.
To fit your definition.
"Sick Sad Little World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me here in my still complaining sick, sad little world.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me here in my stark, raving, sick, sad little world.
"Sick Sad Little World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Start craving sex my little one.
Original Lyrics:
Stark raving sick sad little world.
"Sick, Sad, Little World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Star crazy sick, sad little world.
Star crazy sick, sad little world.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Stark raving sick, sad little world.
Stark raving sick, sad little world.
"Sick, Sad, Little World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Stop raining zig-zag little world.
Stop raining zig-zag little world.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Stark raving sick, sad little world.
Stark raving sick, sad little world.
"Sick, Sad, Little World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Star-craving, sick, sad little world.
Star-craving, sick, sad little world.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me here in my
Stark raving sick, sad little world.
Stark raving sick, sad little world.
"Sick, Sad, Little World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Six sad little words
Original Lyrics:
Sick, sad little world
"Southern Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And are the options all outdoors?
Original Lyrics:
And are there locks on our doors?
"Southern Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an unidentified rarity.
Original Lyrics:
You're a bona fide rarity.
"Speak Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ignore the bastard, speak free!
Original Lyrics:
Ignore the past and, speak free!
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, you're too wet
To make me feel like I do.
To make me feel like I do.
Original Lyrics:
How do you do it?
Make me feel like I do.
Make me feel like I do.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Howdy Doody makes me feel like I do.
Howdy Doody is better than I ever knew.
Howdy Doody is better than I ever knew.
Original Lyrics:
How do you do it? Make me feel like I do.
How do you do it? It's better than I ever knew.
How do you do it? It's better than I ever knew.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will hold you close,
if you're a fan of pants
if you're a fan of pants
Original Lyrics:
I will hold you close,
if you're afraid of heights
if you're afraid of heights
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will hold you close,
if you're a friend of Hank's
if you're a friend of Hank's
Original Lyrics:
I will hold you close,
if you're afraid of heights
if you're afraid of heights
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will hold you close,
if you're afraid to fight
if you're afraid to fight
Original Lyrics:
I will hold you close,
if you're afraid of heights
if you're afraid of heights
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will hold you close
If you're afraid to fly
If you're afraid to fly
Original Lyrics:
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights
If you're afraid of heights
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will hold your clothes
If you're afraid of whites.
If you're afraid of whites.
Original Lyrics:
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights.
If you're afraid of heights.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me in cyberspace
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of bytes.
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of bytes.
Original Lyrics:
Meet me in outer space
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights.
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me in outer space
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of bites.
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of bites.
Original Lyrics:
Meet me in outer space
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights.
I will hold you close
If you're afraid of heights.
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me in outerspace
We could spend the night,
watch the earth come up
I will gladly smash your face
We could spend the night,
watch the earth come up
I will gladly smash your face
Original Lyrics:
Meet me in outerspace
We could spend the night,
watch the earth come up
I've grown tired of that place
We could spend the night,
watch the earth come up
I've grown tired of that place
"Stellar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch stealing
Watch stellar
Watch stellar
Original Lyrics:
You are stellar
You are stellar
You are stellar
"Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I call you on the Tink and bone.
Original Lyrics:
So I call you on the tin can phone.
"Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we shower alone.
Original Lyrics:
And we make sure we're alone.
"Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Panty grabbers
Original Lyrics:
Anti-gravity
"Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I called you in the tinky phone,
We rendezvous a quarter-to and I shower alone.
We rendezvous a quarter-to and I shower alone.
Original Lyrics:
So I called you on the tin can phone.
We rendezvous a quarter-to and make sure we're alone.
We rendezvous a quarter-to and make sure we're alone.
"Talk Shows On Mute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come one, come all
To knight this aging fork.
To knight this aging fork.
Original Lyrics:
Come one, come all
To 1984.
To 1984.
"Talk Shows On Mute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Light scared a transsexual
or
Like scanned a transsexual
or
Like scanned a transsexual
Original Lyrics:
Lights, camera, transaction
"Talk Shows On Mute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your mouth with Bud Light.
Original Lyrics:
Wash 'em out with buzzing lights.
"The Warmth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And leave in my wake a trail of beer
Original Lyrics:
And leave in my wake a trail of fear
"The Warmth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Experience the warmth
Before you go 'Oooooh!'
Before you go 'Oooooh!'
Original Lyrics:
Experience the warmth
Before you grow old.
Before you grow old.
"The Warmth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not everyone here is fat, f**ked up and cold
Original Lyrics:
Not everyone here is that f**ked up and cold
"The Warmth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not everyone here is fat, f**ked up and old.
Original Lyrics:
Not everyone here is that f**ked up and cold.
"The Warmth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not everyone here is fat, forked and cold.
Original Lyrics:
Not everyone here is that f**ked up and cold.
"The Warmth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not everyone here is sad, f***ed up and cold.
Original Lyrics:
Not everyone here is that f***ed up and cold.
"Turning Japanese (cover)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kiss the ceiling when there's nothing else to do.
Original Lyrics:
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do.
"Under My Umbrella" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These eyes are naturalized
These eyes are not the color that
That balanced-shag me
These eyes are not the color that
That balanced-shag me
Original Lyrics:
These eyes are not you eyes
and these eyes are not the color that
your arid eyes might be
and these eyes are not the color that
your arid eyes might be
"Under My Umbrella" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These eyes are not the color eyes
that could minimize my pain.
that could minimize my pain.
Original Lyrics:
These eyes are not the color that
your arid eyes might be.
your arid eyes might be.
"Under My Umbrella" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Don't trivialize my pain.
And these eyes are not the color that
Don't trivialize my pain.
Original Lyrics:
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Your arid eyes might be.
And these eyes are not the color that
Your arid eyes might be.
"Under My Umbrella" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Your real eyes might be.
And these eyes are not the color that
Your real eyes might be.
Original Lyrics:
These eyes are not your eyes
And these eyes are not the color that
Could minimize my pain.
And these eyes are not the color that
Could minimize my pain.
"Under My Umbrella" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is why I'd rather be blind
Original Lyrics:
If this is sight, I'd rather be blind
"Vitamin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stare at me like I am Spider Man.
Original Lyrics:
You stare at me like I'm a vitamin.
"Vitamin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stare at me like I'm the fireman.
Original Lyrics:
You stare at me like I'm a vitamin.
"Warning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bat your eyes girl
The other way, now
Count your blessings
The dude's a stranger!
The other way, now
Count your blessings
The dude's a stranger!
Original Lyrics:
Bat your eyes girl
Be otherworldly
Count your blessings
Seduce a stranger.
Be otherworldly
Count your blessings
Seduce a stranger.
"Warning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She called out the morning, morning.
Original Lyrics:
She called out a warning, warning.
"Warning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She knew that her life had pasteurized
Original Lyrics:
She knew that her life had passed her by
"Warning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Understanding we'll make millions writing books on the way it should have been.
Original Lyrics:
Those left standing will make millions writing books on the way it should have been.
"Warning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's so wrong with being heavy?
Original Lyrics:
What's so wrong with being happy?
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in this moment, I'm Alpaca.
Original Lyrics:
And in this moment, I am happy.
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my answer is the Indian saying.
Original Lyrics:
But my hands are busy in the air.
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you were Harry
Original Lyrics:
I wish you were here
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you were dead
Original Lyrics:
I wish you were here
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you were hair.
or
I wish you were queer.
or
I wish you were queer.
Original Lyrics:
I wish you were here.
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you were ham
Original Lyrics:
I wish you were here
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you were hell
Original Lyrics:
I wish you were here
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you were hidden
Original Lyrics:
I wish you were here
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you were killed
Original Lyrics:
I wish you were here
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish you would dare
Original Lyrics:
I wish you were here
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm counting UFO's
I signal them with my ladder.
I signal them with my ladder.
Original Lyrics:
I'm counting UFO's
I signal them with my lighter.
I signal them with my lighter.
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm counting UFOs
I signal them with my latter.
I signal them with my latter.
Original Lyrics:
I'm counting UFOs
I signal them with my lighter.
I signal them with my lighter.
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I should always care,
but my anthem is the end the end is near
but my anthem is the end the end is near
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I should hold with care
But my hands are busy in the air saying:
But my hands are busy in the air saying:
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sky resembles a backlit cannibal
With full sponge yeti
With full sponge yeti
Original Lyrics:
The sky resembles a backlit canopy
With holes punched in it
With holes punched in it
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sky resembles a black lit canopy with holes punched in it
I'm gunning UFO's; I signal them with my letters
I'm gunning UFO's; I signal them with my letters
Original Lyrics:
The sky resembles a back lit canopy with holes punched in it
I'm counting UFOs, I signal them with my lighter
I'm counting UFOs, I signal them with my lighter
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world's a roller coaster
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should always care
But my hands are busy in the alley.
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should always care
But my hands are busy in the alley.
Original Lyrics:
The world's a roller coaster
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should hold with care
But my hands are busy in the air.
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should hold with care
But my hands are busy in the air.
"Wish You Were Here" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world's a rollercoaster
And I am not trapped in
Maybe I should kill myself
But an insane hole takes me in there, yeeah.
And I am not trapped in
Maybe I should kill myself
But an insane hole takes me in there, yeeah.
Original Lyrics:
The world's a roller coaster
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should hold with care
But my hands are busy in the air.
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should hold with care
But my hands are busy in the air.
"You Will Be A Hot Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet he'd like to have a little encouragement from the opposite
Gonads slide on the floor.
Gonads slide on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
I bet he'd like to have a little encouragement from the opposite
Come that side of the floor.
Come that side of the floor.
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