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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Tommy James and the Shondells
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Tommy James and the Shondells that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 58 misheard song lyrics for Tommy James and the Shondells on amIright currently.
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"Crimson And Clover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas in colon
Original Lyrics:
Crimson and clover
"Crimson And Clover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas is over.
Original Lyrics:
Crimson and clover
"Crimson And Clover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crimson and silver
Original Lyrics:
Crimson and clover
"Crimson And Clover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Printed in clover
Original Lyrics:
Crimson and clover
"Crimson and Clover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crispy and crunchy over and over
Original Lyrics:
Crimson and clover over and over
"Crystal Blue Persuasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't it good to know?
Original Lyrics:
Ain't it beautiful?
"Crystal Blue Persuasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's alive
Original Lyrics:
And that's all right
"Crystal Blue Persuasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christopher persuasion
Original Lyrics:
Crystal blue persuasion
"Crystal Blue Persuasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honor these children
Original Lyrics:
All of these children
"Crystal Blue Persuasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a nude vibration.
Original Lyrics:
It's a new vibration.
"Crystal Blue Persuasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, love is the answer (ooh, ooh)
And that's a lie.
And that's a lie.
Original Lyrics:
Love, love is the answer (ooh, ooh)
And that's all right.
And that's all right.
"Crystal Blue Persuasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
People are shaving
Original Lyrics:
People are changing
"Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby dies by hanging panties.
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the hanky panky.
"Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby does the baby blanket
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the Hanky Panky
"Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby does the heavy panting
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the hanky panky
"Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby does the hokey pokey
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the hanky panky
"Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby dogs are having bacon.
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the hanky panky.
"Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby loves a baby blankie
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the Hanky Panky
"Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby loves her baby blankie
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the Hanky Panky
"Hanky Panky"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby's eye's a-hangin', baby.
Original Lyrics:
My baby does the hanky panky.
"I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beaten-up house is the only sight
Original Lyrics:
The beating of my heart is the only sound
"I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
And watch how you clean
Original Lyrics:
And watch how you play
"I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children behave.
That's what they say when we're together.
That's what they say when we're together.
Original Lyrics:
'Children, behave!'
That's what they say when we're together.
That's what they say when we're together.
"I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children beware
Original Lyrics:
Children behave
"I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think we adore you
Original Lyrics:
I think we're alone now.
"I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think we are home now
Original Lyrics:
I think we're alone now
"I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the lake
or
Look at the wave
or
Look at ballet
or
Look at valet
or
Look at L.A.
or
Look at the wave
or
Look at ballet
or
Look at valet
or
Look at L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Look at the way
"I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
There doesn't seem to be any runaround
Original Lyrics:
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
"I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
There doesn't seem to be any wonder rat
Original Lyrics:
There doesn't seem anyone around
"I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
There doesn't seem to be anyone allowed
Original Lyrics:
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
"I Think We're Alone Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Voting just as fast as we can
Original Lyrics:
Running just as fast as we can
"Mirage"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see you standing in the Emmys in the hallways
Original Lyrics:
I see you standing in the alleys and the hallways
"Mirage"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cartoon
Original Lyrics:
The car, too
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause you make me feel (like a phony)
Original Lyrics:
'cause you make me feel (ride your pony)
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop coming, it feels so good now
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop, come on, it feels so good now
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop cookin', it feels so good now
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop, come on, it feels so good now
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drunk and horny
Original Lyrics:
Ride your pony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Garibaldi
Original Lyrics:
Mony, Mony
Sung by his back-up singers. Garibaldi is a type of biscuit (dead fly bisquit).
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guacamole!
Original Lyrics:
Mony, Mony!
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy Moley
Original Lyrics:
Mony, Mony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a boner
Original Lyrics:
Ride your pony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a horn, eh?
Original Lyrics:
Ride your pony.
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a phony
Original Lyrics:
Ride your pony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a pony
Original Lyrics:
(ride your pony)
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday morning
Original Lyrics:
Mony Mony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monkey monkey
Original Lyrics:
Mony Mony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mormon Mormon
Original Lyrics:
Mony Mony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
My opponent
Original Lyrics:
Ride your pony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot down dead and come on Mony
Original Lyrics:
Shotgun, get it done, come on Mony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shotgun Gates said 'Come on pony'
Original Lyrics:
Shotgun, get it done, come on Mony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waitress shake it Mony Mony
Original Lyrics:
Wake me, shake me, Mony Mony
"Mony Mony"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake it, shake it, money money
Original Lyrics:
Wake me, shake me, Mony Mony
"Sugar On Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my love, you've been good to me
Angilee, Angilee
Angilee, Angilee
Original Lyrics:
Oh my love, you've been good to me
Femme jolie, femme jolie.
Femme jolie, femme jolie.
This is a song off of Tommy James & The Shondells' Greatest Hits album, but The Clique had the big hit with it. Tommy James wrote and produced the song for The Clique.
"Sugar on Sunday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my love, you've been good to me
Bimjalee, Bimjalee
Bimjalee, Bimjalee
Original Lyrics:
Oh my love, you've been good to me
Femme jolie, femme jolie.
Femme jolie, femme jolie.
"Sweet Cherry Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, we ain't bona fide.
Original Lyrics:
No, we ain't gonna fight.
"Sweet Cherry Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, we ain't qualified.
Original Lyrics:
No, we ain't gonna fight.
"Sweet Cherry Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Caroline
Original Lyrics:
Sweet cherry wine
"Sweet Cherry Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet cherry pie
Original Lyrics:
Sweet cherry wine
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