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"International Bright Young Thing" (MP3)
Fleas introduce yourself
Please introduce yourself
"International Bright Young Thing" (MP3)
Has ghosts dragons wishes while,
Sun is making wishes while,
I gaze out there somewhere,
Anchors on your hair
Atsuko's dropping dishes while,
Sam is making wishes while,
Aki's up there somewhere,
Anca's on the air
These lyrics refer to various women whom the band members knew, apparently in reference to some inside jokes or hijinks...basically the intent is to perplex anyone who dares to listen too closely.
Do you fear reap?
Do you feel real?
Real real real
Do you feel real
And that's all I'd like to know
Do you feel real real
And that's all I'd like to know
Real real real
Do you feel real
And if so I'd like to know
How to feel real real
Do you feel real
And if so I'd like to know
And although it sounds unseen
And although it sounds obscene
"Right Here Right Now" (MP3)
And I'm dating
And I'm waiting
"Right Here Right Now" (MP3)
I must lie, but I've waited, waited.
I must lie that I've waited for this.
I was alive and I waited, waited.
I was alive and I waited for this.
"Right Here Right Now" (MP3)
I'm alive and I'm waiting, waiting.
I'm alive and I'm waiting for you.
I was alive and I waited, waited.
I was alive and I waited for this.
"Right Here Right Now" (MP3)
Oh, I saw the d***head in, when it seemed the world could change
Oh, I saw the decade in, when it seemed the world could change
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
Bob Dylan did meth just to sing about it
Bob Dylan didn't have this to sing about
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
One on the radio talks about evolution, but it's already passed me by.
Woman on the radio talks about revolution, when it's already passed her by.
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
There is just one place I'd rather be.
There is no other place I'd want to be.
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
There is no place I'd rather be
There is no other place I wanna be
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
This is the only place I'd rather be.
There is no other place I want to be.
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
This is the only place I'd rather be
There is no other place I'd rather be
"Right Here, Right Now" (MP3)
Watching the world wake up from its dream
Watching the world wake up from history
"The Devil You Know"
A life to call our home
A life to call our own
"The Right Decision" (MP3)
Unless something is a mess
Unless something is amiss
The image of you, Eddie Vedder
The image of you only better
"Zeroes and Ones"
It's all yours in his own mind
It's all yours and it's all mine