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Mamma jacktor
Not much I can do
Volenski's band from America
Polanski's banned from America
Wanna kisses fill my mouth
And your whole mouth fills my soul.
Water kisses fill my mouth
Water fills my soul.
And you wake up...tree life
And you wake up...to realize
"Do You Want To Play?" (MP3)
In a neon dayglo pink chiffon, we sat 'til noon.
In a neon dayglo pink chiffon satin room
A glass of Jesus
A plastic Jesus
And I had to be your stand
And like cattle we all stand
But the book of my heart book just got stolen
Pocketbook and my heart both just got stolen
I got a glass of Jesus, I'm gonna spend the winter in the corner of my room
I got a plastic Jesus, a cordless telephone for every corner of my room
And your Doung a** whores
And your thoughtless words
As I clumsily stroked my tart.
As I clumsily strummed my guitar.
In case you didn't notice
In case you failed to notice
In case you failed to know this
In case you failed to notice
In case you fell toward me
In case you failed to notice
So I hid my soiled pants behind my back.
So I hid my soiled hands behind my back.
From the full-length album version, not the shorter version as played on the radio.
Teri, me; Teri, me, and Garth
Tearing me, tearing me apart
Terry, me; Terry, me, and Garth
Tearing me, tearing me apart.
These folding chairs are tearing me apart.
These foolish games are tearing me apart.
These fruity cakes
These foolish games
These two-year rates
These foolish games
When you stood in my microwave,
with nothing to say
When you stood in my window,
with nothing to say
You were fashionably sensitive
But too cruel to care.
You were fashionably sensitive
But too cool to care.
You're always brilliant in mourning.
You're always brilliant in the morning.
Your father's words
Your thoughtless words
Your philosophies are non Baroque
Oooh, do you love Mozart?
Your philosophies on art,
Baroque moved you. You loved Mozart.
Your philosophies are not Baroque moods
Do you love Mozart?
Your philosophies on art
Baroque moved you. You loved Mozart.
Your philosophies on art, broke, moved
Do you love Mozart?
Your philosophies on art, baroque moved you
You loved Mozart.
And I am brave
And I will pray
And I will break
And I will pray
In the end, homely kind of spatters
In the end, only kindness matters.
In the end, only time is matter
In the end, only kindness matters
My hands are all I know,
but they're not yours they are my home,
but there not yours,
they are my own and I am never open
My hands are small, I know,
but they're not yours, they are my own,
but they're not yours,
they are my own, and I am never broken
My hands are small I know
But they're, not doors, they are my home.
My hands are small I know
But they're, not yours, they are my own.
My nads are small I know
or
My hands smell, I know
or
My hands smell, I know
My hands are small, I know
There I shall sleep.
There our's shall go singing.
There a shallow sea
There ours shall go singing.
There our shadows see.
There ours shall go singing.
We will never frozen
We are never broken
Won't be idle with Liz Phair
Won't be idle with despair
Won't be idle with this bear
Won't be idle with despair
If we rob the Senate and took all their food
If we rob the cynics and took all their food
If we'd rob this annex and take all their food
If we rob the cynics and took all their food
"Innocence Maintained" (MP3)
I saw a man with a hole he could not fill
He couldn't make the world work for him and didn't work and still
There was a hole inside his soul
that whiskey could not still
So he found himself a girl to love
while babies choked in the windowsill
A hero's torso built of steel and novacaine
His heart a bitter beat inside a bloodless frame
There was a hole inside his sould a manicure couldn't fill
So he found himself a whore to love
while daisies choked in the windowsill
All the cows that rule this land
All the powers that rule this land.
Borrow your car
Follow your heart
Borrow your car
Follow your heart
Follow your heart on WinTuition
Follow your heart, your intuition
WinTuition is a game show that was in production around the time this song was a hit.
His name is Jay, his big butt, his balls....
They say Miss J's big butt is boss.
I'll be your star, your thing to wish upon.
Follow your heart, your intuition.
I'm just a city girl
I'm just a simple girl
I'm just a stupid girl.
I'm just a simple girl.
If you want me, don't play games
I promise it won't be mundane.
If you want me, don't play games
I promise it won't be in vain.
If you want me, don't play games
I promise it won't be this way.
If you want me, don't play games
I promise it won't be in vain.
Ignore your mind
Let go of your mind
In a hot dog digital world
In a high tech digital world
In a hotel digital world
In a high tech digital world
In an arctic digital world
In a high-tech digital world
It's not hard, too hard to stay
It's not hard to understand
It's really too far
It's easy to find
I’m just a sausage girl
In a hot dog digital world
I’m just a simple girl
In a high-tech digital world
J Lo's big butt is boss.
They say Miss J's big butt is boss.
Just follow your hot bing bang
or
Just fall on your hot bing bang
Just follow your heart, baby.
Just follow your own bing-bang.
Just follow your heart, baby.
Learning love from Charlie Sheen.
You learn love from Charlie Sheen.
Monkey pox can rule this land
or
Monkey bars can rule this land
or
How guitars can rule this land
or
Hunky bars can rule this land.
All the powers that rule this land.
Sell yourself, just cash in.
Sell your sin, just cash in.
They he's Jay's big butterballs.
They say Miss J.'s big butt is boss.
They say he's Jay, big butter bars.
They say Miss J's big butt is boss.
With all your mind, your intuition.
Let go of your mind, your intuition.
You know your mom pays your tuition.
Follow your heart, your intuition.
You're in love with Charlie Sheen.
You learn love from Charlie Sheen.
My little sister saw me on the potty.
My little sister is a zombie in a body.
"Love Me, Just Leave Me Alone" (MP3)
They said you were a wise man
Women teach wise men to pout
They said you were a wise man
When did they teach wise men to pout?
Don't worry about your sister Ed.
Don't worry about what your sister said.
You can drink your coffee with sugar and cream
Or drink my decaf purple tea.
You can drink your coffee with sugar cream
I'll drink my decaf herbal tea.
You sit on the front porch sucking on my feet.
We'll sit on the front porch, the sun can warm my feet.
Your hands are in my hair
But my heart is in your feet
Your hands are in my hair
But my heart is in your teeth
Pieces of poo
Pieces of you
Said the eagle
Serve the ego.
Sir, the eagle
Serve the ego.
Am I stamen stew
Am I standing still
Am I standing still
Behind a duck in the sky?
Am I standing still
Beneath the darkened sky?
And out of the corner of my eye,
was that your ass in the pie?
And out of the corner of my eye,
was that you passing me by?
But am I Stephen Stills?
But am I standing still?
But am I seven pills?
But am I standing still?
But am I seven still?
But am I standing still?
But am I skating still?
But am I standing still?
Cutting through the darkest night is a two-headed lice.
Cutting through the darkest night are my two headlights.
Cutting through the darkest night of my two-haired life.
Cutting through the darkest night are my two headlights.
I roll Owen Nolan.
I roll the window down.
Sweet sorrow hasn't got tomorrow.
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
Sweet sorrow is he God tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow is he God tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
Sweet sorrow is the goal tomorrow.
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
Sweet sorrow, He's the gull tomorrow
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow
Sweet sorrow, is he gone tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow.
Sweet sorrow, is it gone tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow, is it gone tomorrow?
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow
Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow
There's a Dannon to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.
There's a dead end to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.
There's a dead end tamale,
there's a burning bush to my right.
There's a dead end to my left
There's a burning bush to my right.
Theres a dad and some olives.
Theres a dead end to my left.
Was that you, handsome Levi?
Was that you passing me by?
Meryl Streep, children sleep.
Mothers weep, children sleep.
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Go and save yourself
Who will save your soul?
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
He says, 'Hall, my calls from me have no soul.'
He says, 'Hold my calls' from behind those cold brick walls.
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
He says, 'Hold my calls' from behind those cold blue glasses.
He says, 'Hold my calls' from behind those cold brick walls
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
He says, 'Hold my calls' from behind those cold brick wall says.
He says, 'Hold my calls' from behind those cold blue glasses.
Jewel slurs the word 'glasses' so badly that a band covering this song actually used 'brick wall says' instead of 'blue glasses'.
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
People living their lives, they live on TV.
People living their lives for you on TV.
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Pooh can save ourselves
Who will save your soul?
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
So get out of this tree, girl
And bust your bust.
So get out on the streets, girls
And bust your butts.
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
So we prayed within a different god,
and then our flowers
So we pray to as many different gods
as there are flowers
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Some are walkin'
Some are talkin
Some are stalkin', Aunt Kill
Got Social Security, but it doesn't pay her bills.
Some are walkin'
Some are talkin'
Some are stalkin' their kill
Got Social Security, but it doesn't pay your bills.
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
When it comes to a better now.
When it comes to the flowers now
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
When it comes to the veterans now?
When it comes to the flowers now?
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
When it goes to the dentist now.
When it comes to the flowers now
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Who will be an a**hole?
Who will save your soul?
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Who will save your soul when it comes to the power?
Who will save your soul when it comes to the flower?
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Who will serve your soul
Who will save your soul
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Who will shave your hole
If you won't shave your own?
Who will save your soul
If you won't save your own?
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
Who will shave your mole?
Who will save your soul?
"Who Will Save Your Soul" (MP3)
You say "That he love Vtech there, what are you wrong?"
You say that you love them, take their money and run
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Dreams last so long, so pee after you're done.
Dreams last so long, even after you're gone.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
God made the syrup with everything but you
Got maple syrup, everything but you
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Got my eggs, got my pancakes too.
God made me serve everything but you.
Got my eggs, got my pancakes too.
Got my maple syrup, everything but you.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Got my maple syrup, everything but you.
Got maple syrup, everything but you.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
How irresponsible of me,
To leave your keys in the door,
Never put wet towels on the floor anymore
I wipe the spots off of the mirror,
Don't leave the keys in the door,
Never put wet towels on the floor anymore
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
I break the yolks and make a smiley face,
I kind of like it in my bran-oat flakes
I break the yolks and make a smiley face,
I kind of like it in my brand new place
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
I brush my teeth, I put the cat back on
I brush my teeth, I put the cap back on
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
I called my momma, she was out for a walk
'Cause I saw the cup of coffee, but it didn't want to talk.
Called my momma, she was out for a walk
Consoled a cup of coffee, but it didn't wanna talk.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
I canned a lagger in my brand new face
I kinda like it in my brand new place
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
I found a maggot in my brand new place.
I kind of like it in my brand new place.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
I founda maggot in my brand new plate
I kinda like it in my brand new place
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
I got my aids, got my backaches too.
I got my eggs, and my pancakes too.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
I got my hand in my panties too
I got my eggs and my pancakes too
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
I shouldn't f*** anyone tonight.
I shouldn't think anymore tonight.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
I'm not responsible for me to leave the keys in the door
I wipe the spots off of the mirror, don't leave the keys in the door
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
I'm responsible for me
Don't leave my keys in the door.
or
Wipe the spots above the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door.
I wipe the spots off of the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
I'm responsible now
Don't leave my keys in the door.
Wipe the spots off the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
It wasn't responsible for me
To leave the keys in the door.
Wipe the spots up off the mirror
Don't leave the keys in the door.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Pick up my AIDS and my package, too.
I got my eggs and my pancakes, too.
"You Were Meant For Me" (MP3)
Trees last so long even after you're gone
Dreams last for so long even after you're gone
"You Were Meant for Me" (MP3)
At 68
At 6AM
"You Were Meant for Me" (MP3)
Dreamed of laughing for so long
Dreams last for so long
"You Were Meant for Me" (MP3)
I brush my feet, I put the tap back on
I brush my teeth, I put the cap back on
"You Were Meant for Me" (MP3)
I flush my 'sheet and put my crap hat on.
I know you 'bated when I leave the lye thong
I pick up a cup of the
Toilet seats brown.
And then I take and keep meth and a good cookin' ground.
I brush my teeth and put the cap back on
I know you hate it when I leave the light on
I pick a book up.
Turn the sheets down.
And then I take a deep breath and a good look around
"You Were Meant for Me" (MP3)
Three laughs for so long
Dream lasts for so long