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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Billy Joel
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Billy Joel that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"A Matter of Trust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some love is just a lie of the bomb
Original Lyrics:
Some love is just a lie of the heart
"A Matter of Trust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some love is just a lie of the soap
Original Lyrics:
Some love is just a lie of the soul
"A Matter of Trust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer is just a lie of the hot
Original Lyrics:
Some love is just a lie of the heart
"A Matter of Trust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Corey Mason from the band, "With A Passionate Spark"
Original Lyrics:
The core remains from what began with a passionate spark
"A Minor Variation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nobody's business, baby
Ain't nobody's water garden
Ain't nobody's water garden
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nobody's business, baby
Ain't nobody's worry, darlin'
Ain't nobody's worry, darlin'
"All About Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She still believes in baby girls
Original Lyrics:
She still believes in miracles
"All About Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got to be struck
Original Lyrics:
She's got to be strong
"All For Leyna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I wait in the dark, next thing for her
Original Lyrics:
So I wait in the dark, listening for her
"All For Leyna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wishing the undertow would stop
Caca de mann take anymore?
Caca de mann take anymore?
Original Lyrics:
Wishing the undertow would stop
How can the man take anymore?
How can the man take anymore?
"All for Leyna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm in my room
Whistling a tune
Whistling a tune
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm in my room
Watching the tube
Watching the tube
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's getting very hard to say
Original Lyrics:
And it's getting very hard to stay
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's getting very hard to sing
Original Lyrics:
And it's getting very hard to stay
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's hard for me to cut my lawn
Original Lyrics:
And it's hard to keep a good man down
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And they're taking all the batteries out
Original Lyrics:
And they're closing all the factories down
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're living here in Hackettstown
Original Lyrics:
And we're living here in Allentown
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're waiting here in Allentown
Original Lyrics:
And we're living here in Allentown
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But our fathers won the Second World War
Sung their weekends on the Jersey Shore
Sung their weekends on the Jersey Shore
Original Lyrics:
Well our fathers fought the Second World War
Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore
Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But our partners bought the second World War
Original Lyrics:
Well our fathers fought the second World War
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eva shut up, he's a pretty good shot,
He hit that beer can there that your old man dropped.
He hit that beer can there that your old man dropped.
Original Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as their old man got.
To get at least as far as their old man got.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even Shattner had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as Zero-man got.
To get at least as far as Zero-man got.
Original Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as their old man got
To get at least as far as their old man got
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good chance
To get at least as far as his old man Vance
To get at least as far as his old man Vance
Original Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got
To get at least as far as their old man got
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as Theramin got.
To get at least as far as Theramin got.
Original Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got.
To get at least as far as their old man got.
Leo Theramin invented the Theramin "musical instrument", which is the haunting 'woooooo' sound that's mostly associated with old time horror movies. Musically it's been prominently and most famously used on the Beach Boys' "Good Vibrations".
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every shadow had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got.
To get at least as far as their old man got.
Original Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got
To get at least as far as their old man got
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every shylock had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as their old man got
To get at least as far as their old man got
Original Lyrics:
Every child had a pretty good shot,
To get at least as far as their old man got
To get at least as far as their old man got
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a choke, throw me a seal.
Original Lyrics:
Iron and coke, chromium steel.
Editor's note: There is a disagreement as to whether the correct word is "coke" or "coal" (various sites have either word); only Billy Joel himself would know. Therefore, until I see what the liner notes say, I'm leaving it this way.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Met our mothers in the new pesto
Original Lyrics:
Met our mothers in the USO
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Said that we can talk to the Jersey Shore
Original Lyrics:
Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer weekend at the Jersey Shore.
Original Lyrics:
Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The threw a numbered ribbon right in our face.
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw a new 'Merican flag in our face.
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw a new Beirut and flashed in our face.
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw a new man who's been crowding our face
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw a numer uno back in our face.
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw a numeryptic flag in our face
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
Usually, this artist is very clear.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw an 1105 (eleven-o-five) in our face
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw an Alfred Newman flag in our face
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw another routine right in our face.
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw another routine right in our face
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw it up and ripped a flag in our face.
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They threw-a number emblems back in our face.
Original Lyrics:
They threw an American flag in our face.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living here in Allentown
What the restless Christmas handed down.
What the restless Christmas handed down.
Original Lyrics:
We're living here in Allentown
But the restlessness was handed down.
But the restlessness was handed down.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well we're waiting here in Allentown
For the Pennsylvania pinocle crowd.
For the Pennsylvania pinocle crowd.
Original Lyrics:
Well we're waiting here in Allentown
For the Pennsylvania we never found.
For the Pennsylvania we never found.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm going back to Allenkey.
Original Lyrics:
Well, we're waiting here in Allentown.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we made it here in Allentown
Original Lyrics:
Well, we're living here in Allentown
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we're living here in LA town
And they're closing all the factories now
And they're closing all the factories now
Original Lyrics:
Well, we're living here in Allentown
And they're closing all the factories down
And they're closing all the factories down
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we're waiting here in out of town
Original Lyrics:
Well, we're waiting here in Allentown.
"Allentown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
for the pharmacist says our teachers gay
Original Lyrics:
For the promises our teachers gave
"An Innocent Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the ever sick man.
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man.
"An Innocent Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the medicine man.
Original Lyrics:
I am an innocent man.
"An Innocent Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you'd rather be a Mormon tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I guess you'd rather be a martyr tonight.
"An Innocent Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you'd rather be a monarch tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I guess you'd rather be a martyr tonight.
"An Innocent Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you're out to be a mother tonight
Original Lyrics:
I guess you'd rather be a martyr tonight.
"An Innocent Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're thinking of somebody else, someone who heard you
(Later)
I'm not above being cruel for a while
(Later)
You know you only hurt yourself on a spike
(Later)
I'm not above being cruel for a while
(Later)
You know you only hurt yourself on a spike
Original Lyrics:
I know you're thinking of somebody else, someone who hurt you
(Later)
I'm not above being cool for a while
(Later)
You know you only hurt yourself out of spite
(Later)
I'm not above being cool for a while
(Later)
You know you only hurt yourself out of spite
"An Innocent Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people sleep all alone every night
Instead of taking a lover to bet
OR
Instead of taking a lover to Beth
Instead of taking a lover to bet
OR
Instead of taking a lover to Beth
Original Lyrics:
Some people sleep all alone every night
Instead of taking a lover to bed
Instead of taking a lover to bed
"And So It Goes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My science is my self defense
Original Lyrics:
My silence is my self defense
"Baby Grand (Duet with Ray Charles)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This Betty Crock
Original Lyrics:
This Baby Grand
Partial form of Betty Crocker.
"Big Man on Mulberry Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I made an impression on somebody
North of Hester and south of grand
North of Hester and south of grand
Original Lyrics:
I guess I made an impression on somebody
North of history, south of France
North of history, south of France
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the people that you knew out of Lace
Original Lyrics:
And the people that you knew at Elaine's
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the story of your latest sex
Kept 'em so entertained.
Kept 'em so entertained.
Original Lyrics:
And the story of your latest success
Kept 'em so entertained.
Kept 'em so entertained.
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because you had to be a big shot, teacher!
You had to open uo your mind.
You had to open uo your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you?
You had to open up your mouth.
You had to open up your mouth.
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't come Grinchy to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't come bitchin' to me
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on and cry in your carpet but don't come bitching to me
Original Lyrics:
Go on and cry in your coffee but don't come bitching to me
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on and cry in your coffee but don't come pitchin' to me
Original Lyrics:
Go on and cry in your coffee but don't come bicchin' to me
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave you one hit, honey
You sure did put on a show.
You sure did put on a show.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you one hint, honey
You sure did put on a show.
You sure did put on a show.
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you one-hit wonder
You sure did put on a show.
You sure did put on a show.
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you one hint, honey.
You sure did put on a show.
You sure did put on a show.
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll give you, one-hit wonder,
You sure did put on a show
You sure did put on a show
Original Lyrics:
I'll give you one hint, honey
You sure did put on a show
You sure did put on a show
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or your friends were so knocked out
Original Lyrics:
All your friends were so knocked out
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They were all impressed by your halter dress
and the people that you knew at the lanes
and the people that you knew at the lanes
Original Lyrics:
They were all impressed by your Halston dress
and the people that you knew at Elaine's
and the people that you knew at Elaine's
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They were all impressed by your horse-drawn dress and the people that you knew at Elaine's.
Original Lyrics:
They were all impressed by your Halston dress and the people that you knew at Elaine's.
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They were all impressed with your wholesome breasts.
Original Lyrics:
They were all impressed with your Halston dress.
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you went about riding in your misery
Original Lyrics:
Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you went up down riding in your Christmas Eve
Original Lyrics:
Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you went uptown riding on Christmas Eve
Original Lyrics:
Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well. you went uptown riding in your lemon squeeze
Original Lyrics:
Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
To squirt up your nose.
To squirt up your nose.
Original Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And the spoon up your nose.
And the spoon up your nose.
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
That was soon apropos.
That was soon apropos.
Original Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And a spoon up your nose.
And a spoon up your nose.
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had the dark hair and yarn in your hand and the spoon up your nose.
Original Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand and the spoon up your nose.
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had the dark hair and yarn in your hand
And a spoon up yer nose.
And a spoon up yer nose.
Original Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And a spoon up yer nose.
And a spoon up yer nose.
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had the dog hair 'n' down in your hand
And the spoon up your nose.
And the spoon up your nose.
Original Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And the spoon up your nose.
And the spoon up your nose.
"Dog Hair"..... Really? (It's what I hear)
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had the long hairy dog in your hand
Original Lyrics:
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a b*tch a didn't ya?
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big job, did ya?
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, did ya?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot DJ
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot diction.
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, di'n't cha?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot digit
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot ninja
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot picture
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, D*ck shot?
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, big s***.
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha'?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, big sh*t
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, bitch-ah!
You had to open up your mouth
You had to open up your mouth
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha?
You had to open up your mouth
You had to open up your mouth
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, dip shit?
You had to open up your mouth
You had to open up your mouth
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha?
You had to open up your mouth
You had to open up your mouth
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, teacher
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha'?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be bishop, did ya?
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, did ya?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be in pictures, did ya?
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, did ya?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to be in pictures, did ya?
Original Lyrics:
You had to be a big shot, did ya?
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to have a butt pinch old type
or
You had to have a f*cked b*!ch old type
or
You had to have a f*cked b*!ch old type
Original Lyrics:
You had to have the front page bold type
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to have a butt pinch, old type
You had to be a big shot last night
You had to be a big shot last night
Original Lyrics:
You had to have the front page, bold type
You had to be a big shot last night
You had to be a big shot last night
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to have the front page pulled tight
Original Lyrics:
You had to have the front page, bold type
"Pulled tight", as in 'hold the front page for the big story'
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to have the last word, last night
To know what everything's about
To know what everything's about
Original Lyrics:
You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You know what everything's about
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to open up around
Original Lyrics:
You had to open up your mouth
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had to order on the app
Original Lyrics:
You had to open up your mouth
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You sure did put on a door
Original Lyrics:
You sure did put on a show
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You went uptown livin' in your limosine
and your fine Park Avenue clothes
and your fine Park Avenue clothes
or
You went up-down, rented in a limosine
and the fine pool gown at The Cloves
and the fine pool gown at The Cloves
or
You went up-down, rented in a limosine
and the fine pool gown at The Cloves
and the fine pool gown at The Cloves
Original Lyrics:
You went uptown riding in your limousine
and your fine Park Avenue clothes
and your fine Park Avenue clothes
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You went uptown livin' in your magazine
and your fine Paul Gavender clothes
and your fine Paul Gavender clothes
Original Lyrics:
You went uptown ridin' in your limosine
and your fine Park Avenue clothes
and your fine Park Avenue clothes
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You went uptown riding in your limousine
And you find Park Avenue closed.
And you find Park Avenue closed.
Original Lyrics:
You went uptown riding in your limousine
And your fine Park Avenue clothes.
And your fine Park Avenue clothes.
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You went uptown riding in your limousine
When you find Park Avenue closed.
When you find Park Avenue closed.
Original Lyrics:
You went uptown riding in your limousine
With your fine Park Avenue clothes.
With your fine Park Avenue clothes.
"Big Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so much fun to tease around
Original Lyrics:
You're so much fun to be around
"Captain Jack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pack you snacks and give your pie a bite
or
Captain Snack will give you all a bite
or
Captain Jack will get you on your flight
or
Back the track and go get high tonight
or
Back the track and go get high tonight
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight
"Captain Jack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Chocolate get you high tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight.
"Captain Jack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Jack will buy you cyanide!
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight.
"Captain Jack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cracker Jack will get you high tonight
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight
"Captain Jack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyy-hhydde
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight
"Captain Jack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Jock will get you high tonight
Original Lyrics:
Captain Jack will get you high tonight
"Captain Jack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your one whore town
or
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your white horse town
You're tired of livin' in your one whore town
or
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your white horse town
Original Lyrics:
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
You're tired of livin' in your one horse town
You're tired of livin' in your one horse town
"Close To The Borderline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A buck three eighty Won't buy you much lady on the street these days
Original Lyrics:
A buck three eighty Won't buy you much lately on the street these days
"Close To The Borderline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd start a revolution, but I don't know why.
Original Lyrics:
I'd start a revolution, but I don't have time.
"Don't Ask Me Why" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As sure as I'm a victim of design
Original Lyrics:
As sure as I'm a victim of desire
"Don't Ask Me Why" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At your service in your new hotel
Original Lyrics:
All your servants in your new hotel
"Don't Ask Me Why" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't ask for flavors
Original Lyrics:
Don't ask for favors
"Don't Ask Me Why" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look for Hansel
Original Lyrics:
Don't look for answers
"Don't Ask Me Why" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every truck must have its drink
Original Lyrics:
Every drunk must have his drink
"Don't Ask Me Why" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am only a firefighter with fire
Original Lyrics:
I am only fighting fire with fire
"Don't Ask Me Why" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your goose has gone away
Original Lyrics:
Now your ghosts have gone away
"Don't Ask Me Why" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now your toaster's blown away
Original Lyrics:
Now your ghosts have gone away
"Don't Ask Me Why" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull their vulvas baby
I can tell you're no stranger to the streets
I can tell you're no stranger to the streets
Original Lyrics:
Fool them all but baby
I can tell you're no stranger to the streets
I can tell you're no stranger to the streets
"Don't Ask Me Why" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are still the victim of the accidents solite
Original Lyrics:
You are still the victim of the accidents you leave
"Easy Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guts, guts, guts, guts, guts, ah
Original Lyrics:
Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, ah
"Goodnight Saigon"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we would all go down to get her
We said we'd all go down to get her
Yes we would all go down to get her
We said we'd all go down to get her
Yes we would all go down to get her
Original Lyrics:
And we would all go down together
We said we'd all go down together
Yes we would all go down together
We said we'd all go down together
Yes we would all go down together
"Goodnight Saigon"
Misheard Lyrics:
That gave us Ba Pope
Original Lyrics:
That gave us Bob Hope
"Goodnight Saigon"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said we'd all go down for dinner
Original Lyrics:
They said we'd all go down together
"Goodnight Saigon"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had no salsa
Original Lyrics:
We had no soft soap
"Goodnight Saigon"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had no soft soap...
They gave us bar soap.
They gave us bar soap.
Original Lyrics:
We had no soft soap...
They gave us Bob Hope.
They gave us Bob Hope.
"Goodnight Saigon"
Misheard Lyrics:
We left as inmates
From Ellis Island.
From Ellis Island.
Original Lyrics:
We left as inmates
From an asylum.
From an asylum.
"Goodnight Saigon"
Misheard Lyrics:
We met as soulmates on Parris Island
We left as inmates from Ellis Island
We left as inmates from Ellis Island
Original Lyrics:
We met as soulmates on Parris Island
We left as inmates from an asylum
We left as inmates from an asylum
"Goodnight Saigon"
Misheard Lyrics:
We met our soulmates
Original Lyrics:
We met as soulmates
"Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honesty is hardly ever hurt
Original Lyrics:
Honesty is hardly ever heard
"Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honesty, is such a common word.
Original Lyrics:
Honesty, is such a lonely word.
"Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could have security of a stale cigarette
Original Lyrics:
I could have security until the bitter end
"Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could have security or self-interest
Original Lyrics:
I could have security until the bitter end
"Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a stage it's such an ugly world
Original Lyrics:
Honesty is such a lonely word
"Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a stage, it's such a lonely world.
Original Lyrics:
Honesty is such a lonely word.
"Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sodomy is such a lonely word.
Original Lyrics:
Honesty is such a lonely word.
This isn't a misheard lyric. Billy Joel was on "Inside the Actor's Studio". He told a story about how "Honesty" had originally been an instrumental, but his drummer used lyrics to keep his place. So through the mic, he could hear his drummer singing 'Sodomy', and 'Something... gonna bugger you', and realized he had to write lyrics. So 'Sodomy' became 'Honesty'.
"Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorry, Steve, is such a lonely word.
Original Lyrics:
Honesty is such a lonely word.
"Honesty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm deep in sodomy
Don't get too concerned.
Don't get too concerned.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm deep inside of me
Don't get too concerned.
Don't get too concerned.
"I Don't Want To Be Alone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But like the song, be it called "In the Wink of an Eye"
Original Lyrics:
But like the song, being caught by the wink of an eye.
"I Don't Want To Be Alone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dont want to be a Lord anymore
Original Lyrics:
I dont want to be alone anymore
"I Go To Extremes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I stand on all fours,
its all or nothing at all
its all or nothing at all
Original Lyrics:
And if I stand or I fall,
its all or nothing at all
its all or nothing at all
"I Go To Extremes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I stumble I fall.
Original Lyrics:
And if I stand or I fall.
"I Go To Extremes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clear as a crystal, shot as the knife.
Original Lyrics:
Clear as a crystal, sharp as the knife.
"I Go To Extremes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why I go to ice cream.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why I go to extremes.
"I Go To Extremes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why I'm going to explode
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why I go to extremes
"I Go To Extremes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe a minute, over the hill
Maybe I've set myself up, "Hard To Kill"
Maybe I've set myself up, "Hard To Kill"
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm headed over the hill
Maybe I set myself up for the kill
Maybe I set myself up for the kill
"I Go To Extremes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You told me nothing at all
Original Lyrics:
It's all or nothing at all
"I Go to Extremes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I stand for a cause
Original Lyrics:
And if I stand or I fall
"I Go to Extremes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I step or I fall
Original Lyrics:
And if I stand or I fall
"I Go to Extremes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I stumble and fall, it's not a new thing at all
Original Lyrics:
And if I stand or I fall, it's all or nothing at all
"I Go to Extremes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me a choker, call me a fool
Original Lyrics:
Call me a joker, call me a fool
"I Go to Extremes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Falling apart at the steam
Original Lyrics:
Falling apart at the seams
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that your average teen?
Original Lyrics:
Aimed at your average teen
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amy's not your averge teen
Original Lyrics:
Aimed at your average teen
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gonna cruise the Marigold Mile?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gonna cruise the Miracle Mile?
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you tell that your ties too white?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you tell that your tie's too wide?
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new Zamboni
But it's still rock and roll to me.
or
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound of money
But it's still rock and roll to me.
But it's still rock and roll to me.
or
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound of money
But it's still rock and roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound, Honey
But it's still rock 'n' roll to me.
But it's still rock 'n' roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound, funny
But it's still rock 'n' roll to me.
But it's still rock 'n' roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new south funny
Bunny still rock 'n' roll to me.
Bunny still rock 'n' roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound, funny
But it's still rock 'n' roll to me.
But it's still rock 'n' roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' how the news sounds
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talking 'bout the new sound
Funny bunny, still rock & roll to me.
Funny bunny, still rock & roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin 'bout the new sound
Funny, but it's still rock & roll to me.
Funny, but it's still rock & roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talking 'bout the new south bunny.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talking 'bout the new sound, funny...
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talking 'bout the new zamboni
but it's still rock & roll to me
but it's still rock & roll to me
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin 'bout the new sound, funny,
but it's still rock & roll to me
but it's still rock & roll to me
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talking 'bout the the new south bunny
But it's still rock and roll to me.
But it's still rock and roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound, funny
But it's still rock and roll too me.
But it's still rock and roll too me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Funny money still rock and roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Funny, but it's still rock and roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, that's your average team
Original Lyrics:
Aimed at your average teen
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, that's your average teen!
Original Lyrics:
Aimed at your average teen.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, you've got your average teen
Original Lyrics:
Aimed at your average teen
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How about a pair of Greek sidewinders
Original Lyrics:
How about a pair of pink sidewinders
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How about a pair of pink sand-wiches
And a bight orange pair of Kants?
And a bight orange pair of Kants?
Original Lyrics:
How about a pair of pink sidewinders
And a bright orange pair of pants?
And a bright orange pair of pants?
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's still rocky road to me.
or
It's stoll rock and roll to me.
or
It's stoll rock and roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's still rock and roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Next phase, new wave, dance craze, panty-waist
Original Lyrics:
Next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nowadays you can't be too sacramental.
Original Lyrics:
Nowadays you can't be too sentimental.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks like a hoe to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's still rock and roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I try to be a straight-A student
if you're odd and you think too much?
if you're odd and you think too much?
Original Lyrics:
Should I try to be a straight-A student?
If you are then you think too much.
If you are then you think too much.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wear a Cuban hat out lately honey?
Original Lyrics:
Where have you been hiding out lately honey?
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?
Can't you tell that your tie's too white?
Can't you tell that your tie's too white?
Original Lyrics:
What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?
Can't you tell that your tie's too wide?
Can't you tell that your tie's too wide?
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?
Can't you tell that your tights are wild?
Can't you tell that your tights are wild?
Original Lyrics:
What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?
Can't you tell that your tie's too wide?
Can't you tell that your tie's too wide?
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
X-rays, new wave, dense rays, anyways
It's still rock and roll to me.
It's still rock and roll to me.
Original Lyrics:
Next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways
It's still rock and roll to me.
It's still rock and roll to me.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't be as flashy 'til you spend a lot of money
Original Lyrics:
You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't dress as fashion 'til you spend a lot of money.
Original Lyrics:
You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't dress in fashion
'Til you spend a lot of money.
'Til you spend a lot of money.
Original Lyrics:
You can't dress trashy
'Til you spend a lot of money.
'Til you spend a lot of money.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't dress this fashion 'til you spend a lot of money.
Original Lyrics:
You can't dress trashy 'til you spend lots of money.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't smash a splashy 'til you spenda lots of money.
or
You can't dress this flashy 'til you spend a lot of money.
or
You can't dress this flashy 'til you spend a lot of money.
Original Lyrics:
You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a Bowl-A-Rama baby
If you just give it half a chance
If you just give it half a chance
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby
If you just give it half a chance
If you just give it half a chance
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bad drummer, baby
If you just didn't have a chance
If you just didn't have a chance
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby
If you just give it half a chance
If you just give it half a chance
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bold brahma, baby
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bold drummer baby
If you just give it half a chance.
If you just give it half a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby
If you just give it half a chance
If you just give it half a chance
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bowl brummer baby.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bowl drummer, baby
If you just give it half a chance.
If you just give it half a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel, baby
If you just give it half a chance.
If you just give it half a chance.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bull Brahma baby
if you'd just give it half a chance
if you'd just give it half a chance
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby
if you'd just give it half a chance.
if you'd just give it half a chance.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bull Brahma baby.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bull bucker, baby
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a doldrummer, baby
If you'd just give it half a chance.
If you'd just give it half a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel, baby
If you'd just give it half a chance.
If you'd just give it half a chance.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a forerunner, baby
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a four drummer baby.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a full brahma, baby.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummell, baby.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a road runner baby
If you just give it half a chance
If you just give it half a chance
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby
If you just give it half a chance
If you just give it half a chance
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be all pro-Ronald Reagan
If you'd just give it half a chance.
If you'd just give it half a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel, baby
If you just give it half a chance.
If you just give it half a chance.
"It's Still Rock And Roll To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really steal a bowl from a baby
If you just give it half a chance.
If you just give it half a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel, baby
If you just give it half a chance.
If you just give it half a chance.
"It's Still Rock N Roll to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nowadays you can go to Sacramento
Original Lyrics:
Nowadays you can't be too sentimental
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's still like a roach to me
Original Lyrics:
But it's still rock and roll to me
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's talking about the new sound phony
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's talking about the new sound funny
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nowadays you can't go to Sacramento
Original Lyrics:
Nowadays you can't be too sentimental
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I try to pee or straighten a student?
Original Lyrics:
Should I try to be a straight "A" student?
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a nude band in town
But you can get the sound
From a story in a magazine
Ain't that your average team?
But you can get the sound
From a story in a magazine
Ain't that your average team?
Original Lyrics:
There's a new band in town
But you can't get the sound
From a story in a magazine
Aimed at your average teen
But you can't get the sound
From a story in a magazine
Aimed at your average teen
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome back to the ancient jive
Original Lyrics:
Welcome back to the age of jive
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome back to the ancient vibe
Original Lyrics:
Welcome back to the age of jive
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't dress this flashy till you spend a lot of money
...
But you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine
Hey, that's your average teen
...
Should I try to be a straight-laced student?
...
But you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine
Hey, that's your average teen
...
Should I try to be a straight-laced student?
Original Lyrics:
You can't dress trashy till you spend a lot of money
...
But you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine
Aimed at your average teen
...
Should I try to be a straight 'A' student?
...
But you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine
Aimed at your average teen
...
Should I try to be a straight 'A' student?
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a bold mama, baby, if you'd just give it half a chance.
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummel baby if you'd just give it half a chance.
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a roadrunner baby
If you just give it half a chance
If you just give it half a chance
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummell baby
If you just give it half a chance
If you just give it half a chance
"It's Still Rock and Roll to me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Greek sidewinders
Original Lyrics:
Pink sidewinders
"James"
Misheard Lyrics:
Games
Original Lyrics:
James
"Just The Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't love you, Eddie Vedder.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't love you any better.
At the time this song came out, Eddie Vedder was not known to the public eye at all...but a very young (teenage) Eddie could have been listening to this song and thinking that Billy was mentioning him.
"Just The Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could-a love you any better.
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't love you any better.
"Just The Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I love you, but thats for Wilma
Original Lyrics:
I said I love, and thats forever
"Just The Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I loved you, sasspawilma
Original Lyrics:
I said I loved you, that's forever
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't love you, Eddie Vedder
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't love you, any better
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you just the gay you are
Original Lyrics:
I love you just the way you are
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you just the way you are, Wayne
Original Lyrics:
I love you just the way you are, right
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I love you, Sarsaparilla
Original Lyrics:
I said I love you and that's forever
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I love you, and that's for Wilma
Original Lyrics:
I said I love you, and that's forever
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In times I’ve traveled
Original Lyrics:
In times of trouble
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jong jong jing jing, to try to please me
Original Lyrics:
Don't go changing, to try and please me
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just the gay you are
Original Lyrics:
Just the way you are
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The same old summer that I knew
Original Lyrics:
The same old someone that I knew
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're too vermillion
Original Lyrics:
You're too familiar
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're two for million
Original Lyrics:
You're too familiar
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're two for million
Original Lyrics:
You're too familiar
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re due for a million
Original Lyrics:
You’re too familiar
"Just the Way You Are" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re too vermillion
Original Lyrics:
You’re too familiar
"Keeping The Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and I called my sensei.
Original Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint called Sen-Sen.
"Keeping The Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint Carl Simpson.
Original Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint called Sen-Sen.
"Keeping The Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Combed my hair in a perfect 'O'
Original Lyrics:
Combed my hair in a pompadour
"Keeping The Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fresh pack of Lucky's and a mint Carl Simpson
Original Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint called Sen-Sen.
"Keeping The Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found out a man ain't just eating nachos
Ate an awful lot of late night drive-in poop
Drank a lot of take home pee
Ate an awful lot of late night drive-in poop
Drank a lot of take home pee
Original Lyrics:
I found out a man ain't just being macho
Ate an awful late of late night drive-in food
Drank a lot of take-home pay
Ate an awful late of late night drive-in food
Drank a lot of take-home pay
"Keeping The Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I found out a man named Jess Bean Nacho.
Original Lyrics:
I found out a man ain't just being macho.
"Keeping The Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I told you my reasons
For the Holy Bible.
For the Holy Bible.
Original Lyrics:
I told you my reasons
For the whole revival.
For the whole revival.
"Keeping The Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint, cost ten cents.
And a mint, cost ten cents.
Original Lyrics:
I took a fresh pack of Luckies
And a mint called Sen-Sen.
And a mint called Sen-Sen.
"Keeping The Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been kicked in the face!
Original Lyrics:
I've been keeping the faith!
"Keeping the Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and I'm incarcensin'
Original Lyrics:
Bought a fresh pack of Luckys and a mint called Sen-Sen.
"Keeping the Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I learned that six foot is not enough
Original Lyrics:
I heard about sex, but not enough
"Keeping the Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Iridescent socks with the same color shirt
And an iced cappuccino
And an iced cappuccino
Original Lyrics:
Iridescent socks with the same color shirt
And a tight pair of chinos
And a tight pair of chinos
"Keeping the Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m kicking the can
Original Lyrics:
I’m keeping the faith
"Keeping the Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye to the oldies and boobies
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye to the oldies but goodies
"Keeping the Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye, Abby Oody's got cooties
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye to the oldies but goodies
"Keeping the Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I was shaved, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Then I was saved, yeah
"Keeping the Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the melody stays, yeah
Original Lyrics:
When the memory stays, yeah
"Keeping the Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can mingle too long in your dreams
Original Lyrics:
You can linger to long in your dreams
"Keeping the Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can never get caught in your dreams
Original Lyrics:
You can linger too long in your dreams
"Keeping the Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can wiggle too long in your dreams
Original Lyrics:
You can linger too long in your dreams
"Keeping the Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're about six-foot-not-enough.
Original Lyrics:
I heard about sex, but not enough
"Leave A Tender Moment Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moment ain't right, I'd tell her it's all a mistake.
Original Lyrics:
When the moment arose, I'd tell her it's all a mistake.
"Leave a Tender Moment Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the girl gets to climax
Original Lyrics:
If the girl gets too close
"Leave a Tender Moment Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving 'til this morning
Original Lyrics:
Leave a tender moment
"Leave a Tender Moment Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I get to pray
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I get so afraid
"Leave a Tender Moment Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
To change the amateur tonight
Original Lyrics:
To change the attitude tonight
"Leave a Tender Moment Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
To change the latitude tonight
or
To change the altitude tonight
or
To change the altitude tonight
Original Lyrics:
To change the attitude tonight
"Leave a Tender Moment Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
To tell the girl the Conoco line
Original Lyrics:
To tell the girl the comical line
Conoco is a petroleum company.
"Leave a Tender Moment Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
To tell the girl the chronicle line
Original Lyrics:
To tell the girl the comical line
"Leave a Tender Moment Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the morning arose
Original Lyrics:
When the moment arose
"Leningrad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A girl was born in spring of '44.
Original Lyrics:
Viktor was born in spring of '44.
"Los Angelenos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going into garages for exotic moustaches.
Original Lyrics:
Going into garages for exotic massages.
"Lullaby (Goodnight, My Angel)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodnight, Atlanta
Original Lyrics:
Goodnight, my angel
"Lullaby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think you know what I've been trying to smoke,
As we we went blazing on an Emerald Bay
As we we went blazing on an Emerald Bay
Original Lyrics:
I think you know what I've been trying to say
When we went sailing on an emerald bay
When we went sailing on an emerald bay
"Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And psyched Manhattan out, it seems
Original Lyrics:
And sank Manhattan out at sea
"Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the Empire State Layla
Original Lyrics:
I saw the Empire State lay low
"Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll save a lot to go down on Broadway
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the lights go out on Broadway
"Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The city lights go out on Broadway
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the lights go out on Broadway
"Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They all bought Cadillacs, and left their lawns grow.
Original Lyrics:
They all bought Cadillacs, and left there long ago.
Given that the song is about the destruction of New York City, the misheard lyric made some degree of sense. I had always interpreted the "left their lawns grow" line to mean that citizens of the city simply stopped caring about the upkeep of their properties. Letting their lawns grow wild instead of keeping them neatly mowed, so to speak.
"Miami 2017-I've Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen the rats lie down on Broadway
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the lights go out on Broadway
The line "rats lie down" does appear in the song as well, the Richard Marx version must be clearer, since several Richard Marx listings of this song have this lyric with them.
"Miami 2017-I've Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seen the rats lie down on Broadway
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the lights go out on Broadway
"Miami 2017"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are not many who remember, they say a TADPOLE still survives, to tell the world about...
Original Lyrics:
There are not many who remember, they say a handful still survives, to tell the world about..
"Modern Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And after nasty Nader tricks what else could be new?
Original Lyrics:
And after 1986 what else could be new?
"Modern Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She won't sleep
Original Lyrics:
She looks sleek
"Modern Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a laundered woman
Original Lyrics:
She's a modern woman
"Modern Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a margarine woman
Original Lyrics:
She's a modern woman
"Modern Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my damn woman.
Original Lyrics:
She's a modern woman.
"Modern Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my kinda woman
Original Lyrics:
She's a modern woman
"Modern Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time goes by in the Saranog apartments.
Original Lyrics:
Time goes by and you're sharing an apartment.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A n****r can't drive with a broke in back.
Original Lyrics:
And then he can't drive with a broken back.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A n****r can't drive without his crack
Original Lyrics:
And then he can't drive with a broken back
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A n***er can die with a broken back at least he can polish defenders
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back at least he can polish the fenders
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A n***ger can't drive with a broken back
Original Lyrics:
If he can't drive with a broken back
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Across from my mother's placenta
Original Lyrics:
Across from the medical center
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Across from the Magic Placenta
Original Lyrics:
Across from the Medical Center
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Across from the Manic Placenta
Original Lyrics:
Across from the Medical Center
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Across from the meta-placenta.
Original Lyrics:
Across from the medical center.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Linda can't drive with a broken back.
or
And then he can't drive with a broken back.
or
And then he can't drive with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Linda can't drive with a broken back
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's trading in his Chevy for some crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack.
Original Lyrics:
And he's trading in his Chevy for a Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if he can't drive
With the folk in back
With the folk in back
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive
With a broken back
With a broken back
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you can drive to Hoboken and back
Original Lyrics:
And if you can't drive with a broken back
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you can't drive with a broken back
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it seems such the best of times
And that's what it's all about
And that's what it's all about
Original Lyrics:
And it seems such a waste of time
If that's what it's all about
If that's what it's all about
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store,
Savin' his penis for sunday
Savin' his penis for sunday
Original Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store,
Savin' his pennies for someday
Savin' his pennies for someday
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
Savin' his panties for someday.
Savin' his panties for someday.
Original Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
Savin' his pennies for someday
Savin' his pennies for someday
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
Savin' his penance for Sunday.
Savin' his penance for Sunday.
Original Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
Savin' his pennies for someday.
Savin' his pennies for someday.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
Savin' his pennies for Sunday.
Savin' his pennies for Sunday.
Original Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
Savin' his pennies for someday.
Savin' his pennies for someday.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At least he can polish defenders
Original Lyrics:
At least he can polish the fenders
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Emily works in the grocery store
Original Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He needs a house and a hacky sack.
Original Lyrics:
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm movin' on
or
I'm movin' up
or
I'm movin' up
Original Lyrics:
I'm movin' out
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the gout
Original Lyrics:
I'm moving out
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama Lehoney left a note on the door
She said, "Sonny, moved out to the country"
She said, "Sonny, moved out to the country"
Original Lyrics:
Mama Leone left a note on the door
She said, "Sonny, move out to the country"
She said, "Sonny, move out to the country"
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey can't drive with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma Lee only left a note on the door
Original Lyrics:
Mamma Leone left a note on the door
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nicky can't drive with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nigga' can't drive with a broken back....
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back...
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nigger can't dive with a busted sack
At least he can go on a bender
At least he can go on a bender
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back
At least he can polish the fenders.
At least he can polish the fenders.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nigger can't drive in a Cadillac
But at least he can polish the fenders
But at least he can polish the fenders
Original Lyrics:
If he can't drive with a broken back
At least he can polish the fenders
At least he can polish the fenders
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nikki can't drive with a broken back
Original Lyrics:
If he can't drive with a broken back
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sellin' his panties for someday
Original Lyrics:
Savin' his pennies for someday
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sergeant O'Leary is walking the beach
Original Lyrics:
Sergeant O'Leary is walking the beat
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, Sorry, move out to the country
Original Lyrics:
She said, Sonny, move out to the country
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the new rex of the grocery store
A penny to save up for someday.
A penny to save up for someday.
Original Lyrics:
Anthony works in the grocery store
Saving his pennies for someday.
Saving his pennies for someday.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The n***er can't drive with a broken back
At least he can polish the fender.
At least he can polish the fender.
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back
At least he can polish the fenders.
At least he can polish the fenders.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The niffy can't drive with a broken back.
Original Lyrics:
And if he can't drive with a broken back.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiny becomes a bartender
Original Lyrics:
At night he becomes a bartender
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs a house made out of hacky sack?
Original Lyrics:
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs a house out in Packisack?
Original Lyrics:
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs a house, I'll play hackey-sack
Original Lyrics:
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can pay on the side with the overtime
Original Lyrics:
You can pay Uncle Sam with the overtime
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can pay on the sound with the overtime
Original Lyrics:
You can pay Uncle Sam with the overtime
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can pay on the sound with the yoga-time.
Original Lyrics:
You can pay Uncle Sam with the overtime.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy m-m-m-mime.
Original Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy m-m-m-mind.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy mama, mama, mama.
Original Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy m-m-m-mind.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy mime, mime, mime, mime, mime, mime
Original Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy mind, mind, mind, mind, mind, mind, mind
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
Original Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy mind, mind, mind, mind, mind, mind.
"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You should never argue with your crazy ma, ma, ma, ma.
Original Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy mind, mind, mind, mind.
"Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You should never argue with a stranger mom
Original Lyrics:
You should never argue with a crazy mind
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aw, but sooner a lady sleeps in your own speds
Original Lyrics:
Aw, but sooner or later you sleep in your space
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a ticket at the rest stop
Original Lyrics:
Bought a ticket at the West Coast
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Called the shots on the house
Original Lyrics:
Closed the shop, sold the house
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Closed the shop, sold the house
Bought a ticket to Wasco
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
Bought a ticket to Wasco
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Closed the shop, sold the house
Bought a ticket to the West Coast
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
Bought a ticket to the West Coast
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way it's okay to make love with yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Either way it's okay, you wake up with yourself.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way it's okay, you wake up with a smell.
Original Lyrics:
Either way it's okay, you wake up with yourself.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way it's okay; you wake up in a cell.
Original Lyrics:
Either way it's okay; you wake up with yourself.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Either way, it's okay, you wake up to Griselda.
Original Lyrics:
Either way, it's okay, you wake up with yourself.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go ahead with your own wife
Original Lyrics:
Go ahead, live your own life
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to hell with your own life.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
Original Lyrics:
Go ahead with your own life.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend west of the rear coast
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend we used to be real close
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend,
we stood the riverboats
we stood the riverboats
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend,
we used to be real close
we used to be real close
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend, Wee-yoost of the west coast
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend, we used to be real close.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend, we used to race boats
or
Got a call from an old friend, he used to raise goats.
or
Got a call from an old friend, he used to raise goats.
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend, we used to be real close.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a call from an orphan, we used to be real close
Original Lyrics:
Got a call from an old friend we used to be real close
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a ticket at the rest stop
Original Lyrics:
Bought a ticket to the West Coast
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need you to worry for me, 'cause I'm all white
Original Lyrics:
I don't need you to worry for me, 'cause I'm alright
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never said you had to offer me a second chance.
I never said I was a veteran of southern France.
I never said I was a veteran of southern France.
Original Lyrics:
I never said you had to offer me a second chance.
I never said I was a victim of circumstance.
I never said I was a victim of circumstance.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never said you had to walk on me a second time
Original Lyrics:
I never said you had to offer me a second chance
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never said you were a woman with a second child
I never said I was a bit of a southern style.
I never said I was a bit of a southern style.
Original Lyrics:
I never said you had to offer me a second chance
I never said I was a victim of circumstance.
I never said I was a victim of circumstance.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep a '57 Spotlight.
Original Lyrics:
Keep it to yourself, it's my life.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep it to yourself, a spy light
or
Keep it to yourself, A Spy's Life
or
Keep it to yourself, A Spy's Life
Original Lyrics:
Keep it to yourself, it's my life
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he gives them a stand-up martini beret
Original Lyrics:
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he gives up a stand-up martini ballet
Original Lyrics:
Now he gives up a stand-up routine in L.A.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he gives up a standup routine in L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Now he gives them a standup routine in L.A.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she dances a stand-up routine in ballet
Original Lyrics:
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They will tell you you'll catch me alone in a strange place
Then they'll tell you catch me with somebody else
Ah but sooner or later you'll sleep in your own space
Either way it's O.K. if you wake up with a smell
Then they'll tell you catch me with somebody else
Ah but sooner or later you'll sleep in your own space
Either way it's O.K. if you wake up with a smell
Original Lyrics:
They will tell you you can't sleep alone in a strange place
Then they'll tell you can't sleep with somebody else
Ah but sooner or later you'll sleep in your own space
Either way it's O.K. you wake up with yourself
Then they'll tell you can't sleep with somebody else
Ah but sooner or later you'll sleep in your own space
Either way it's O.K. you wake up with yourself
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait until you sell the sky light
Original Lyrics:
Keep it to yourself it's my life
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll wake up in Brazil
Original Lyrics:
You'll wake up with yourself
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll wake up innocent
Original Lyrics:
You'll wake up with yourself
"New York State Of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't care if it's Chinatown or Rock Riverside
Original Lyrics:
Don't Care if it's Chinatown or (on) Riverside
I still down believe there is such as thing as the Hudson river line of Greyhound!
"New York State Of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't care in vagina town or on Riverside.
Original Lyrics:
Don't care if it's Chinatown or on Riverside.
"New York State Of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a touch of the river mongoose.
Original Lyrics:
Out of touch with the rhythm and blues.
"New York State Of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care if it's Chinatown or Rotten Riverside.
Original Lyrics:
Don't care if it's Chinatown or (on) Riverside.
"New York State Of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of touch with the Ritalin blues.
Original Lyrics:
Out of touch with the rhythm and blues.
"New York State of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And oh, what a waste of time
Original Lyrics:
And I don't want to waste more time
"New York State of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't taking a great howl
Original Lyrics:
I ain't taking a Greyhound
"New York State of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in New York, stick around
Original Lyrics:
I'm in a New York state of mind
"New York State of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a New Year's state of mind
Original Lyrics:
I'm in a New York state of mind
"New York State of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a Newark state of mind
Original Lyrics:
I'm in a New York state of mind
Newark, NJ is located close to New York City.
"New York State of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a moolah state of mind
Original Lyrics:
I'm in a New York State of mind
"New York State of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m in a moolah state of mind
Original Lyrics:
I’m in a New York State of mind
"No Man's Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before they pass the nasty plan
Original Lyrics:
Before they pass the master plan
"No Man's Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
No surprise for on demand
Original Lyrics:
Low supply and high demand
"No Man's Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we're gonna be in crime time
Original Lyrics:
Now we're gonna be in prime time
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But sooner or later, it comes down debate.
Original Lyrics:
But sooner or later, it comes down to fate.
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on, come on, Virginia
Don't laminate.
Don't laminate.
Original Lyrics:
Come out, come out, come out, Virginia
Don't let me wait.
Don't let me wait.
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did Chrissie Evert say a prayer for me?
Original Lyrics:
Did she ever say a prayer for me?
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll throw you the line
the stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind and epaulettes in the sun
and only the good die
the stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind and epaulettes in the sun
and only the good die
Original Lyrics:
I'll throw you the line
the stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind never lets in the sun
and only the good die
the stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind never lets in the sun
and only the good die
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mouth to mouth to mouth Virginia don't let me wait
Original Lyrics:
Come out, come out, come out Virginia don't let me wait
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mouth to mouth to mouth, Virginia
Don't let me wait.
Don't let me wait.
Original Lyrics:
Come out, come out, come out, Virginia
Don't let me wait.
Don't let me wait.
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good di-al
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good die yon.
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young.
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good diode
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good ti-yums (times)
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good tie 'um.
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young.
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good times
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the good tires
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our height is where we'll be the one.
Original Lyrics:
I might as well be the one.
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The stained glass curtain you're hiding behind
The neverlets in the sun.
The neverlets in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
That stained glass curtain you're hinding behind
It never lets in the sun.
It never lets in the sun.
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were counting on your ovaries
Original Lyrics:
When you were counting on your rosary
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were counting on your ovaries
Original Lyrics:
When you were counting on your rosary
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You Catholic girls start much too late
But sooner or later it comes down to bait.
But sooner or later it comes down to bait.
Original Lyrics:
You Catholic girls start much too late
But sooner or later it comes down to fate.
But sooner or later it comes down to fate.
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a nice white dress and a potty on your confirmation.
Original Lyrics:
You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation.
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You never thought of me
When you considered trying sodomy.
When you considered trying sodomy.
Original Lyrics:
You never thought of me
When you were counting on your rosary.
When you were counting on your rosary.
"Only The Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You said your mother Tolleoli I could give you was a reputation
Original Lyrics:
You said your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation
"Only the Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come out, Regina
Original Lyrics:
Come out, Virginia
"Only the Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only the Third Eye Blind
Original Lyrics:
Only the good die young
"Only the Good Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sooner or later it comes to debate
Original Lyrics:
Sooner or later it comes down to fate
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's sittin' with Davy
Who's stealin' the gravy
And probably red beef on rice.
Who's stealin' the gravy
And probably red beef on rice.
Original Lyrics:
And he's talkin' with Davy
Who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life.
Who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's sittin' with Davy
Whose hair is quite wavy
And needs to be treated for lice.
Whose hair is quite wavy
And needs to be treated for lice.
Original Lyrics:
And he's sittin' with Davy
Who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life.
Who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be polite.
And probably will be polite.
Original Lyrics:
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life.
And probably will be for life.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the microphone smells like a beard
Original Lyrics:
And the microphone smells like a beer
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the piano sounds like a camera
And the night owl sounds like a beer.
And the night owl sounds like a beer.
Original Lyrics:
And the piano sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer.
And the microphone smells like a beer.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the piano sounds like a cannibal
Original Lyrics:
And the piano sounds like a carnival
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the piano sounds like an animal.
Original Lyrics:
And the piano sounds like a carnival.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the piano, it sounds like a comic book.
Original Lyrics:
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the waitress is practicing parrot tricks
Original Lyrics:
And the waitress is practicing politics
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the waitress is practicing promises
Original Lyrics:
And the waitress is practicing politics
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you've got a spinnet, all right.
Original Lyrics:
And you've got us feelin' all right.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you've got a spirit, that's right.
Original Lyrics:
And you've got us feeling all right.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As the businessmen slowly explode
Original Lyrics:
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's better than being alone
Original Lyrics:
But it's better than drinking alone
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore ye underpants clothes
When I wore ye underpants clothes
Original Lyrics:
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes
When I wore a younger man's clothes
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it’s better than drinking a bone.
Original Lyrics:
But it’s better than drinking alone.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He says, 'Son, can you play me a melody?
Original Lyrics:
He says, 'Son can you play me a memory?'
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He says, 'Sun, can you play me a melody?'
Original Lyrics:
He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory?'
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew it complete when I wore a young woman's clothes.
Original Lyrics:
I knew it complete when I wore a younger man's clothes.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure that I could be a movie star,
If I could get out of Des Plaines
If I could get out of Des Plaines
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure that I could be a movie star,
If I could get out of this place.
If I could get out of this place.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was sad and sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a young woman's clothes.
When I wore a young woman's clothes.
Original Lyrics:
But it's sad, and it's sweet, and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes.
When I wore a younger man's clothes.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was sad and sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore another man's clothes.
When I wore another man's clothes.
Original Lyrics:
It was sad and sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes.
When I wore a younger man's clothes.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Saturday sweet and I knew it would compete
Original Lyrics:
It's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
Irregular crowd shuffles in.
Irregular crowd shuffles in.
Original Lyrics:
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in.
The regular crowd shuffles in.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his erotic Aunt Jen.
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his erotic Aunt Jen.
Original Lyrics:
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin.
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nine-o-clock on a Saturday
The regular cloud shuffles in.
The regular cloud shuffles in.
Original Lyrics:
It's nine-o-clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in.
The regular crowd shuffles in.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makin' love to his tiny gal Jen.
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his tonic and gin.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to Tawny and Jen
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his tonic and gin
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to Tom at the gym
Original Lyrics:
Makin' love to his tonic and gin.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his car's engine
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his tonic and gin
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his chiny-chin-chin
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his tonic and gin
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his hamonican Jen.
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his tonic and gin.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his stomach and chin
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his tonic and gin
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his tonic Aunt Jen.
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his tonic and gin.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making love to his tonic engine
Original Lyrics:
Making love to his tonic and gin
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, what a hue to one ear!
Original Lyrics:
Man, what are you doing here?
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Paul has really been marvelous
Original Lyrics:
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oughta light up your smoke
Original Lyrics:
Or to light up your smoke
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing us a song about the Ghettoland.
Original Lyrics:
Sing us a song, you're the piano man.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing us a song from the Meadowlands.
Original Lyrics:
Sing us a song, you're the piano man
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing us a song of the Yellow Man.
Original Lyrics:
Sing us a song, you're the piano man.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing us a song on the piano, Man
Original Lyrics:
Sing us a song you're the piano man
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing us a song on the piano, man.
Original Lyrics:
Sing us the song. You're the piano man.
This was Billy's first big hit, therefore it was from the 1970s, not 80s.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing us a song yellow Piano Man
Original Lyrics:
Sing us a song you're the Piano Man
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing us a song young piano man
Original Lyrics:
Sing us a song you're the piano man
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing us a song your the weather man
Original Lyrics:
Sing us a song your the piano man
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing us a song, mellow yellow man.
Original Lyrics:
Sing us a song, you're the piano man.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing us a song, you're a Chinese man.
Original Lyrics:
Sing us a song, you're the piano man.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The piano sounds like a cannon ball.
Original Lyrics:
The piano sounds like a carnival.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The piano sounds like a carnivore.
Original Lyrics:
The piano sounds like a carnival.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an old man sittin' next to me
Makin' love to his toxic engine
Makin' love to his toxic engine
Original Lyrics:
There's an old man sittin' next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin.
Makin' love to his tonic and gin.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to Tony and Jim
Making love to Tony and Jim
Original Lyrics:
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin
Making love to his tonic and gin
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tiny can, tin
Making love to his tiny can, tin
Original Lyrics:
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin
Making love to his tonic and gin
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tommy-cat, Jim.
Making love to his tommy-cat, Jim.
Original Lyrics:
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin.
Making love to his tonic and gin.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They play the guitar and put bread in my jar.
Original Lyrics:
They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom is a realistic novelist
Original Lyrics:
Tom is a real estate novelist
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we're all in the mood for a Melanie.
Original Lyrics:
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we're all in the mood for a mammary
Original Lyrics:
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, we're out in the moon for a melody.
Original Lyrics:
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wore a young woman's clothes
Original Lyrics:
When I wore a younger man's clothes
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wore a young woman's clothes
Original Lyrics:
When I wore a younger man's clothes
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wore another man's clothes.
Original Lyrics:
When I wore a younger man's clothes.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I wore the young women's clothes.
Original Lyrics:
When I wore a younger man's clothes.
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I worry under man's clothes
Original Lyrics:
When I wore a younger man's clothes
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a spirit alright.
Original Lyrics:
You've got us feelin' alright.
"Prelude/Angry Young Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barnes & Noble died
Original Lyrics:
Was a noble fight
"Prelude/Angry Young Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a moment or two the the ancient young man
Original Lyrics:
Take a moment or two for the angry young man
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
"All Dolled Up" and no place to go
Original Lyrics:
All grown up and no place to go.
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
All holed up and no place to go.
Original Lyrics:
All grown up and no place to go.
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your life is Channel 13
Cecil Mistreat, what does it mean?
Cecil Mistreat, what does it mean?
Original Lyrics:
All your life is Channel 13
Sesame Street, what does it mean?
Sesame Street, what does it mean?
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your life is Channel 13
Sex on the street, what does it mean?
Sex on the street, what does it mean?
Original Lyrics:
All your life is Channel 13
Sesame Street, what does it mean?
Sesame Street, what does it mean?
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your life is channel 13
Sex on the streets, what does it mean?
Sex on the streets, what does it mean?
Original Lyrics:
All your life is channel 13
Sesame Street, what does it mean?
Sesame Street, what does it mean?
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you cannot be aggressive
Original Lyrics:
And you cannot handle pressure
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you cannot have depression
Original Lyrics:
And you cannot handle pressure
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you cannot have the treasure
or
And you cannot have the pleasure
or
And you cannot have the pleasure
Original Lyrics:
And you cannot handle pressure
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bradshaw
Original Lyrics:
Pressure
As in Terry Bradshaw.
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brezhnev
Original Lyrics:
Pressure
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
But here you are the night
To make out with three men, oh!
To make out with three men, oh!
Original Lyrics:
But here you are in the ninth
Two men out and three men on
Two men out and three men on
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
But here you are with your face
And your feet have had advice
You have no stars on your face
And you cannot have no pressure
And your feet have had advice
You have no stars on your face
And you cannot have no pressure
Original Lyrics:
But here you are with your face
And your Peter Pan advice
You have no scars on your face
And you cannot handle pressure
And your Peter Pan advice
You have no scars on your face
And you cannot handle pressure
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you will come to a place
Where the only thing you feel
Are lonely c*nts in your face
And you'll have to deal with pressure
Where the only thing you feel
Are lonely c*nts in your face
And you'll have to deal with pressure
Original Lyrics:
But you will come to a place
Where the only thing you feel
Are loaded guns in your face
And you'll have to deal with pressure
Where the only thing you feel
Are loaded guns in your face
And you'll have to deal with pressure
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crasher
Original Lyrics:
Pressure
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fresca
Original Lyrics:
Pressure
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to call me Tylenol.
Original Lyrics:
You used to call me paranoid.
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure you have some cosmic rash in Hell.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure you have some cosmic rationale.
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure you'll have Bill Cosby at your side
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rash, Chanel.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale.
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rasher now
Original Lyrics:
I'm sure you have some cosmic rational
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m sure you have some cosmic red, Chanel
Original Lyrics:
I’m sure you have some cosmic rationale
Chanel refers to Coco Chanel or Chanel West Coast
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now here you are with your fate
And you peed your pants last night.
or
And you're Peter Pan at night.
And you peed your pants last night.
or
And you're Peter Pan at night.
Original Lyrics:
Now here you are with your faith
And your Peter Pan advice.
And your Peter Pan advice.
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now here you are with your paint
And your Peter Pan headlights
or
And your Peter Pan head lice
or
And you pee your pants at night.
And your Peter Pan headlights
or
And your Peter Pan head lice
or
And you pee your pants at night.
Original Lyrics:
Now here you are with your faith
And your Peter Pan advice.
And your Peter Pan advice.
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike 1, Strike 2 what do you know?
Original Lyrics:
Psych 1, Psych 2 what do you know?
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the only thing you feel
Are lowly c*nts in your face.
Are lowly c*nts in your face.
Original Lyrics:
Where the only thing you feel
Are loaded guns in your face.
Are loaded guns in your face.
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have those scars on your face
Original Lyrics:
You have no scars on your face
"Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
You used to call me Tylenol.
Original Lyrics:
You used to call me paranoid.
"Say Goodbye To Hollywood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby's driving through the city tonight
Through the lights
In a hot new reservoir
Through the lights
In a hot new reservoir
Original Lyrics:
Bobby's driving through the city tonight
Through the lights
In a hot new rent-a-car
Through the lights
In a hot new rent-a-car
"Say Goodbye To Hollywood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe DiLevy's in his heavy machine,
it's a scene down on Sunset Boulevard.
it's a scene down on Sunset Boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
He joins the lover in his heavy machine,
it's a scene down on Sunset Boulevard.
it's a scene down on Sunset Boulevard.
"Say Goodbye To Hollywood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he won't be Bill Paxton anymore
or
Now he wont be my baston anymore
or
Now he wont be my bastard anymore
or
Now he wont be my bastard anymore
Original Lyrics:
Now he wont be my fastgun any more
"Say Goodbye To Hollywood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They got him sitting with his back to the door
Now he won't be my bastard anymore.
Now he won't be my bastard anymore.
Original Lyrics:
They got him sitting with his back to the door
Now he won't be my fast gun anymore
Now he won't be my fast gun anymore
"Say Goodbye to Hollywood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby's driving through the city tonight
Through the lights by a Honsu reservoir
OR
in a Honda rent-a-car
Through the lights by a Honsu reservoir
OR
in a Honda rent-a-car
Original Lyrics:
Bobby's driving through the city tonight
Through the lights
In a hot new rent-a-car
Through the lights
In a hot new rent-a-car
"Say Goodbye to Hollywood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye to Billy
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye my baby
"Say Goodbye to Hollywood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye to Collingwood
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye to Hollywood
"Say Goodbye to Hollywood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven nights in Hollywood
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye to Hollywood
"Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a couple of paintings of seals.
Original Lyrics:
And a couple of paintings from Sears.
"Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brenda Rinetti had had it already by the summer of '75
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie had had it already by the summer of '75
"Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brenda Rinetti
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie
"Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brenda and Andy
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie
"Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brenda run nanny.
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie
"Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Renetti
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie
"Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Perhaps a bottle of Rogaine instead
Original Lyrics:
Perhaps a bottle of rose instead
"Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Perhaps a bottle of Rolaids instead.
Original Lyrics:
Perhaps a bottle of rose instead.
"Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Perhaps a bottle of Rolaids instead.
Original Lyrics:
Perhaps a bottle of rose instead.
"Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunder and Eddie
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie
"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brandon and Andy were the popular standings
And the king and the queen of the prop
And the king and the queen of the prop
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie were the popular steadies
And the king and the queen of the prom
And the king and the queen of the prom
"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brenda Rinetti ate a pot of spaghetti with the king and the Queen of Nippon
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie were the popular steadies
And the king and the queen of the prom
And the king and the queen of the prom
"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie had a pot of spaghetti with the king and the queen of Taiwan
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie were the popular steadies and the king and the queen of the prom
"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's always the same in the air
Original Lyrics:
But it's always the same in the end
"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you can never go that way again
Original Lyrics:
But you can never go back there again
"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody looked any finer
I was more of a hit at the Parkway Diner
I was more of a hit at the Parkway Diner
Original Lyrics:
Nobody looked any finer
Or was more of a hit at the Parkway Diner
Or was more of a hit at the Parkway Diner
"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Perhaps a bottle of rosetti instead
Original Lyrics:
Perhaps a bottle of rose instead
"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Renderin' Eddie was still drawin' steady in the summer of '75
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie were still going steady in the summer of '75
"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunder and Ellie
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie
"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thunderin Eddie
Original Lyrics:
Brenda and Eddie
For years I thought Thunderin Eddie was a nickname for Eddie
"Shades Of Grey"
Misheard Lyrics:
No that's had nothing to fear.
or
No dad's had nothing to fear.
or
No dad's had nothing to fear.
Original Lyrics:
No doubts and nothing to fear.
"She's Always A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she can ruin your face with her casual lies
Original Lyrics:
And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies
"She's Always A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're pleadin'
Original Lyrics:
And she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleedin'
"She's Always A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But she can't be convinced that she's earned her degree.
Original Lyrics:
But she can't be convicted, she's earned her degree.
"She's Always A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a weasel woman to me.
Original Lyrics:
She's always a woman to me.
"She's Always A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a weasel woman to me
Original Lyrics:
She's always a woman to me
"She's Always a Woman to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She can't keep on livin',
She's earned her degree
She's earned her degree
Original Lyrics:
She can't be convicted,
She's earned her degree
She's earned her degree
And the lyrics say "the most she will do is throw shadows at you" - I thought the most she would do to you is "carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding"? I remember thinking when I was young, "Man, this woman sounds like a real b****!"
"She's Always a Woman to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a ways a woman to me.
Original Lyrics:
She's always a woman to me
"She's Always a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she never digs in
Original Lyrics:
And she never gives in
"She's Always a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she never gets in
Original Lyrics:
And she never gives in
"She's Always a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll promise you more
Than the Garden of Evil
Than the Garden of Evil
Original Lyrics:
And she'll promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Than the Garden of Eden
"She's Always a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she’ll promise you more than the god and the heathen
Original Lyrics:
And she’ll promise you more than the garden of Eden
"She's Always a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But she can't be convicted, she's earned her degree.
Original Lyrics:
But she can't be convicted, she's earned her reprieve.
"She's Always a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a bald headed woman to me
Original Lyrics:
She's always a woman to me
"She's Always a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a wizard woman to me.
Original Lyrics:
She's always a woman to me.
"She's Got a Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gone away to Florida
Original Lyrics:
She's got a way about her
"She's Right on Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man with such attention
Original Lyrics:
A man with so much tension
"She’s Always a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she never digs in
Original Lyrics:
And she never gives in
"Sleeping With The Television On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They never noticed the dart gun in your hand
Until you pointed it and started advancing.
Until you pointed it and started advancing.
Original Lyrics:
They never notice the zap gun in your hand
Until you're pointing it and stunning their senses.
Until you're pointing it and stunning their senses.
"Sometimes A Fantasy (Live)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, sure it would be better
If I had a hit of bromine, be bop a lula.
If I had a hit of bromine, be bop a lula.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, sure it would be better
If I had you here to hold me, be bop a lula.
If I had you here to hold me, be bop a lula.
This is the live version on Kohept (Russian 'Concert' Album). He gets the words wrong later in the same verse, so my guess is he was just stumbling over his words or not enunciating, which combined with the heavy reverb made it hard to figure out.
"Sometimes A Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not the river.
Original Lyrics:
It's not the real thing.
"Sometimes a Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a friend to see
Original Lyrics:
It's just a fantasy
"Sometimes a Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s just a panda bear
Original Lyrics:
It’s just a fantasy
"Sometimes a Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, do you wanna do it but I got too lonely
Original Lyrics:
I didn't wanna do it but I got too lonely
"Storm Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red flacks for flying, from the Coast Guard mass
Original Lyrics:
Red flags are flying, from the Coast Guard mast
"Storm Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
She asked me to stay
I've done the 'dumpling' navigation
I've done the 'dumpling' navigation
Original Lyrics:
She asked me to stay
But I've done my navigation
But I've done my navigation
"Storm Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Small crab crawling on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Small craft warning on the radio
"Storm Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Storm, quit pulling on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
Small craft warning on the radio.
"Storm Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got a low pressure system and a northeast beeze
We got a falling barometer at rise at seas
We got the tim-u-long-members and a possible girl
We got a boash mah blowing on the both of scales
We got a falling barometer at rise at seas
We got the tim-u-long-members and a possible girl
We got a boash mah blowing on the both of scales
Original Lyrics:
We got a low pressure system and a northeast breeze
We got a falling barometer and rising seas
We got the cumulonimbus and a possible gale
We got a force nine blowing on the Beaufort Scale
We got a falling barometer and rising seas
We got the cumulonimbus and a possible gale
We got a force nine blowing on the Beaufort Scale
"Storm Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got a force nine blowing on the both of scales.
Original Lyrics:
We've got a force nine blowing on the Beaufort scales.
"Storm Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
White water running, I'm addicted to you.
Original Lyrics:
White water running, and the pressure is low.
"Summer, Highland Falls"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's either Arizona-phobia
Original Lyrics:
It's either sadness or euphoria
"Summer, Highland Falls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Perhaps we don't go fill each other's fantasies.
Original Lyrics:
Perhaps we don't fulfill each other's fantasies.
"Tel Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her all your freaks and geeks
Original Lyrics:
Tel her all your crazy dreams
I wonder if that’s what inspired the show Freaks and Geeks when it premiered in 1999!
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her every reason to accept that chore for real.
Original Lyrics:
Give her every reason to accept that you're for real.
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her every reason to accept that junk for real.
or
Give her every reason to accept that joke for real.
or
Give her every reason to accept that Joe for real
or
Give her every reason to accept that chump for real
or
Give her every reason to accept that chump for real
Original Lyrics:
Give her every reason to accept that you're for real.
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her every reason to accept that chunk of reel.
Original Lyrics:
Give her every reason to accept that you're for real.
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her every reason to accept that conferee.
Original Lyrics:
Give her every reason to accept that you're for real.
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her every reason to accept that joke's for real.
Original Lyrics:
Give her every reason to accept that you're for real.
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her every reason to accept that junk for real.
Original Lyrics:
Give her every reason to accept that you're for real.
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just because you have been smokin' for so long
Original Lyrics:
Just because you haven't spoken for so long
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just because you have been spoken for so long
Original Lyrics:
Just because you haven't spoken for so long
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just because you haven't smoked here for so long
Original Lyrics:
Just because you haven't spoken for so long
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen boy, it's not your humanity a certain guaranteed.
Original Lyrics:
Listen boy, it's not automatically a certain guaranteed.
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen, boy, dropped it off at Meineke;
They're such a guarantee!
They're such a guarantee!
Original Lyrics:
Listen boy, it's not automatically
A certain guarantee.
A certain guarantee.
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a real live girl
Original Lyrics:
She's a real nice girl
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her all your crystal dreams
Original Lyrics:
Tell her all your crazy dreams
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her all your grizzlies
Original Lyrics:
Tell her all your crazy dreams
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her you're a crazy freak
Original Lyrics:
Tell her all your crazy dreams
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl don't want to be too wrong
Original Lyrics:
The girl don't want to wait too long
"Tell Her About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's good information from a man who's made the grade
Original Lyrics:
It's good information from a man who's made mistakes
"That's Not Her Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
And gave the pilots on the mixture for a perfect ride.
Original Lyrics:
And gave the pilot something extra for a perfect ride.
"That's Not Her Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
And gave the the pilot the mixture for a perfect write
Original Lyrics:
And gave the pilot something extra for a perfect ride
"That's Not Her Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
She fives and dimes with Argentines and Kiwanis
Original Lyrics:
She wines and dines with Argentines in Kuwatis
"That's Not Her Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop them! She's never done something crazy,
done something wild
done something wild
Original Lyrics:
It's not that she's never done something crazy,
done something wild
done something wild
"That's Not Her Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
They gave the pilots for the mixture, for the perfect ride
Original Lyrics:
And gave the pilot something extra for the perfect ride
"That's Not Her Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say she wakes up at one
And plays the Pavarotti fun 'til dawn.
And plays the Pavarotti fun 'til dawn.
Original Lyrics:
They say she wakes up at one
And makes the paparazzi run 'til dawn.
And makes the paparazzi run 'til dawn.
"The Ballad of Billy the Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the pocket of his vest
A cold-y hip
A cold-y hip
Original Lyrics:
And in the pocket of his vest
A colt he hid
A colt he hid
"The Downeaster 'Alexa'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got bills to pay and children who need booze
Original Lyrics:
I got bills to pay and children who need clothes
"The Downeaster 'Alexa'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have journeyed across to the Binyah
Original Lyrics:
I have charted a course to The Vineyard
"The Downeaster 'Alexa'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have journeyed across to the billiards
or
I have journeyed across to the billboard
or
I have journeyed across to the billboard
Original Lyrics:
I have chartered a course to the Vineyard
"The Downeaster 'Alexa'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have journeyed across to the billiards
Original Lyrics:
I have chartered a course to the Vineyard
"The Downeaster 'Alexa'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have journeyed across to the vineyard
Original Lyrics:
I have chartered a course to the vineyard
"The Downeaster 'Alexa'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know there's a wish out there and wom(an) cry only knows
Original Lyrics:
I know there's fish out there and where God only knows
"The Downeaster 'Alexa'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got people back on land through company
Original Lyrics:
I've got people back on land who count on me
"The Downeaster 'Alexa'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm on the Downeaster "Alexa"
And I'm crusing through black island sound
I have charted a course through Dominion
But tonight I am (a) man took-en bound
And I'm crusing through black island sound
I have charted a course through Dominion
But tonight I am (a) man took-en bound
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm on the Downeaster "Alexa"
And I'm crusing through Block Island Sound
I have chartered a course through the Vineyard
But tonight I am Nantucket bound
And I'm crusing through Block Island Sound
I have chartered a course through the Vineyard
But tonight I am Nantucket bound
"The Downeaster Alexa" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got pills to take
Original Lyrics:
I got bills to pay
"The Entertainer (Live Version)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the entertainer; I dressed up big in the style
I wear all kinds of sparkles, I flashed across my smile
The way the night is over and I stand without my clothes
Preservation stage in bare and cold veins
My eyes look shot; my belly’s got a pot
And there’s a pickle on my nose, oh
I wear all kinds of sparkles, I flashed across my smile
The way the night is over and I stand without my clothes
Preservation stage in bare and cold veins
My eyes look shot; my belly’s got a pot
And there’s a pickle on my nose, oh
Original Lyrics:
I am the entertainer, I dress to fit the style
I wear all kinds of sparkles, I flash the crowd my smile
But when the night is over, and I stand without my clothes
The perspiration stains and varicous veins
My eyes look shot, my belly's got a pot
And there's a pimple on my nose, oh
I wear all kinds of sparkles, I flash the crowd my smile
But when the night is over, and I stand without my clothes
The perspiration stains and varicous veins
My eyes look shot, my belly's got a pot
And there's a pimple on my nose, oh
"The Entertainer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't be hair for another year
If I don't stay on the sharks
If I don't stay on the sharks
Original Lyrics:
And I won't be here for another year
If I don't stay on the charts
If I don't stay on the charts
"The Entertainer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Ace of Spades
Original Lyrics:
I am the entertainer
"The Entertainer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the end retainer.
Original Lyrics:
I am the entertainer.
"The Entertainer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So they cut it down to VO5
Original Lyrics:
So they cut it down to 3:05
VO5 obviously refers to Alberto VO5, but this real lyric is what refers to an edit of "Piano Man".
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's O. N. I. O. for
Original Lyrics:
And it's more than I hoped for
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's more than I ho fo
Original Lyrics:
And it's more than I hoped for
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's more than a chokehold
Original Lyrics:
And it's more than I hoped for
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's more than my old folks
Original Lyrics:
And it's more than I hoped for
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it’s more than an oboe
Original Lyrics:
And it’s more than I hoped for
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the greatest medical on call
Original Lyrics:
And the greatest miracle of all
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what concert winds it brings.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what consequence it brings.
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had said 'good luck' at the start.
Original Lyrics:
I had second thoughts at the start.
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I so expired by you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so inspired by you.
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm that voice you're hearing in the heart.
Original Lyrics:
I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall.
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm that voice you're hearing in the horror.
Original Lyrics:
I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall.
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm those boys you're hearing in the hall
Original Lyrics:
I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vote, for the tallest mime
Original Lyrics:
Whooah, for the longest time
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa-o-o-oh, come along this time!
Original Lyrics:
Whoa-o-o-oh, for the longest time!
"The Longest Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're wonderful, so fart, and it's more than I hoped for
Original Lyrics:
You're wonderful so far and it's more than I hoped for
"The Night Is Still Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the town coming
When I'm gonna throw my suitcase out.
When I'm gonna throw my suitcase out.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the time coming
When I'm gonna throw my suitcase out.
When I'm gonna throw my suitcase out.
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Bout time I find my way into the river
That runs to the promised land.
That runs to the promised land.
Original Lyrics:
Baptized by the fire, I wade into the river
That runs to the promised land.
That runs to the promised land.
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it can only be seen through the eyes of a lion.
Original Lyrics:
That it can only be seen by the eyes of the blind.
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At times I find I wade into the river that runs into the Promised Land
Original Lyrics:
Baptized by fire, I wade to the river that runs into the Promised Land
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At times I find my way into the river that is runnin' to the Promised Land.
Original Lyrics:
Baptized by fire, I wade into the river that runs into the Promised Land.
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baptized by a fart, I wade into the river that runs to the promised land
Original Lyrics:
Baptized by the fire, I wade into the river that runs to the promised land
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Best times by far I'm waiting
To the river that is running through the Promised Land.
To the river that is running through the Promised Land.
Original Lyrics:
Baptized by the fire I'm wading
Through the river that is running to the Promised Land.
Through the river that is running to the Promised Land.
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Best times by far
I'm waiting to the river
That is running to the Promised Land
I'm waiting to the river
That is running to the Promised Land
Original Lyrics:
Baptized by the fire
I wade into the river
That runs to the Promised Land
I wade into the river
That runs to the Promised Land
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I go walking in my sleep
Through the desert of Jews
To the river so deep
Through the desert of Jews
To the river so deep
Original Lyrics:
I go walking in my sleep
Through the desert of truth
To the river so deep
Through the desert of truth
To the river so deep
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of the night I go walking in my sleep
From the mountains of fame to the river so deep
From the mountains of fame to the river so deep
Original Lyrics:
In the middle of the night I go walking in my sleep
From the mountains of faith to the river so deep
From the mountains of faith to the river so deep
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of the night
I go walking in the street.
I go walking in the street.
Original Lyrics:
In the middle of the night
I go walking in my sleep.
I go walking in my sleep.
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone said that I lost.
Original Lyrics:
Something sacred I lost.
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something 'bout a store
Original Lyrics:
Something somebody stole
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To a river soft beat
Original Lyrics:
Through a river so deep
"The River Of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't live in the ocean
We don't starve in the streets
We don't starve in the streets
Original Lyrics:
We all end in the ocean
We all start in the streams
We all start in the streams
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But now I find my way into the river that runs to the Promised Land.
Original Lyrics:
Baptized by fire, I wade into the river that runs into the Promised Land.
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I must be looking for something, something secret I lost
But the river is wild and it's too hard to cross
But the river is wild and it's too hard to cross
Original Lyrics:
I must be looking for something, something sacred I lost
But the river is wide and it's too hard to cross
But the river is wide and it's too hard to cross
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not sure about a lot after this,
God knows I've never been a spiritual man
God knows I've never been a spiritual man
Original Lyrics:
I'm not sure about a life after this,
God knows I've never been a spiritual man
God knows I've never been a spiritual man
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been searching and searching
Original Lyrics:
I've been searching for something
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of July
Original Lyrics:
In the middle of the night
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of the night
I go walking in the sea
or
In the middle of the night
I go walking in the street
I go walking in the sea
or
In the middle of the night
I go walking in the street
Original Lyrics:
In the middle of the night
I go walking in my sleep
I go walking in my sleep
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of the nine
I go walking in my sneakers
I go walking in my sneakers
Original Lyrics:
In the middle of the night
I go walking in my sleep
I go walking in my sleep
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lah-mee-oh
Original Lyrics:
Glo-ri-a
The part of the song "Gloria" by The Cadillacs, was mentioned at the very end of this song.
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something I'd never use
Original Lyrics:
Something I'd never lose
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something someone can't find that it can only be seen by the eyes of the blonde
or
Something so hard to find that it can only be seen by the eyes of the blonde
or
Something so hard to find that it can only be seen by the eyes of the blonde
Original Lyrics:
Something so undefined that it can only be seen by the eyes of the blind
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That could only be obscene
Original Lyrics:
That can only be seen
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the mountains of fate
Original Lyrics:
Through the mountains of faith
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all live in erosion
Original Lyrics:
We all live in the ocean
"The River of Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all into the ocean
Original Lyrics:
We all live in the ocean
"The Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be afraid to try your best
Original Lyrics:
Don't be afraid to try again
"The Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone goes sour
Every now and then
Every now and then
Original Lyrics:
Everyone goes south
Every now and then
Every now and then
"The Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone goes sour
Original Lyrics:
Everyone goes south
I like my lyric - it makes more sense
"The Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She refused to refinance her
Original Lyrics:
She refused to even answer
"The Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some are sitting, some are still
Original Lyrics:
Some are satin, some are steel
"The Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There are some we never touch
Original Lyrics:
There are some we never tell
"The Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're the faces of a strangler
Original Lyrics:
They're the faces of a stranger
"The Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I asked her for a reason
She refused to leave Bonanza
She refused to leave Bonanza
Original Lyrics:
When I pressed her for a reason
She refused to even answer
She refused to even answer
"The Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I dressed her for a reason
Original Lyrics:
When I pressed her for a reason
"The Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I pressed her for a reason
She refused to even answer.
She refused to even answer.
Original Lyrics:
When I pressed her for a reason
She refused to give an answer.
She refused to give an answer.
"The Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I pressed her for a reason
She refused to weave an answer.
She refused to weave an answer.
Original Lyrics:
When I pressed her for a reason
She refused to even answer.
She refused to even answer.
"The Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You should know by now
You've been laid yourself
or
You should know by now
You've been late yourself
or
You should know by now
You belay yourself.
You've been laid yourself
or
You should know by now
You've been late yourself
or
You should know by now
You belay yourself.
Original Lyrics:
You should know by now
You've been there yourself.
You've been there yourself.
"This Is the Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So say with me, baby...
Original Lyrics:
So stay with me, baby
"This Is the Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bungalows gotta change
Original Lyrics:
But time is gonna change
"This Is the Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're giving a damn now
Original Lyrics:
They're tearing it down now
"This Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
This night gives laughs forever
Original Lyrics:
This night can last forever
"This Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
This night we are forever
Original Lyrics:
This night we are together
"This Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
This night you're mine
It's only do or die
It's only do or die
Original Lyrics:
This night you're mine
It's only you and I
It's only you and I
"This Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow is a long time waiting
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow is a long time away
"This Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow is a long time waiting
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow is a long time away
"This Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow is a long time waiting
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow is a long time away
"This Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow is such a long time waiting
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow is such a long time away
"This is the Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe Biden's gonna change
Original Lyrics:
But time is gonna change
"This is the Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The timer's gonna change
Original Lyrics:
But time is gonna change
"Travelin' Prayer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey boy, take a look out around
Original Lyrics:
Hey Lord, take a look all around
"Turn Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Elijah you must begin again
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Eliza you must begin again
"Turn the Lights Back On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was young
Original Lyrics:
I was wrong
"Until the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been denied
I've been denied
Whoa
I just like bacon
I've been denied
Whoa
I just like bacon
Original Lyrics:
Until the Night
Until the Night
Whoa
I just might make it
Until the Night
Whoa
I just might make it
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the peasants love her Uptown voice
Original Lyrics:
All the presents from her Uptown boys
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when she knows what she wants from her town...
Original Lyrics:
And when she knows what she wants from her time...
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as any one would hop the can.
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as any woman had the chance
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone can jump the can
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone can pump the jam
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone could hock the chance
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone was hot lookin'
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone will pop the can
or
As long as anyone with hot foot jam can
or
As long as anyone would hop the can
or
As long as anyone with half a chance
or
As long as anyone who's knocked up can
or
As long as anyone with hot foot jam can
or
As long as anyone would hop the can
or
As long as anyone with half a chance
or
As long as anyone who's knocked up can
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone with half a can.
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone with half a clam
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot ka-tann
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone with popcorn can
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone with potluck ham
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone would hop the chance
or
As long as anyone would hot foot can
or
As long as anyone would hot foot can
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone would hop to Cannes
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as anyone's Republican
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But maybe someday when my check comes in
Original Lyrics:
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna try for a knockout girl
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
She's been living in her uptown world
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
She's been living in her white bread world
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just an uptown girl
She's been living in a white man's world
She's been living in a white man's world
Original Lyrics:
Gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
She's been living in her white bread world
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lockdown girl
She's been living in her lockdown world
She's been living in her lockdown world
Original Lyrics:
Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
She's been living in her uptown world
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll say I'm not so drunk
Just because I'm in love
With an uptown girl.
Just because I'm in love
With an uptown girl.
Original Lyrics:
She'll say I'm not so tough
Just because I'm in love
With an uptown girl.
Just because I'm in love
With an uptown girl.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll say I'm not so tall
Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl.
Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl.
Original Lyrics:
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl.
Just because I'm in love with an uptown girl.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's always been in love with Doctor Chan
or
Is always livin' up with Doctor Chan
or
Is always livin' up with Doctor Chan
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her Right Wing world.
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her light bread world
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her lightheaded world
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bred world.
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her white girl's world.
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her white man's world
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her white-bred world.
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's been living in her widespread world
Original Lyrics:
She's been living in her white bread world
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upskirt girl
She's my upskirt girl
She's my upskirt girl
Original Lyrics:
Uptown girl
She's my uptown girl
She's my uptown girl
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown girl,
she's living in her white, red world
she's living in her white, red world
Original Lyrics:
Uptown girl,
she's been living in her white bread world
she's been living in her white bread world
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a fight!
We got a better number for the whole world wide
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white thread world
As long as anyone has got the jam
And now she's looking for a downtown man,
That's what I am.
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a fight!
We got a better number for the whole world wide
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white thread world
As long as anyone has got the jam
And now she's looking for a downtown man,
That's what I am.
Original Lyrics:
Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a backstreet guy.
I bet her mother never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man,
That's what I am.
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a backstreet guy.
I bet her mother never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man,
That's what I am.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With an Uptown Girl
She's been living in her white wed world.
She's been living in her white wed world.
Original Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world.
She's been living in her white bread world.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in a catfish world.
She's been living in a catfish world.
Original Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world.
She's been living in her white bread world.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her right-bred world.
She's been living in her right-bred world.
Original Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world.
She's been living in her white bread world.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white pleb world.
She's been living in her white pleb world.
Original Lyrics:
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world.
She's been living in her white bread world.
"Uptown Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let anyone with hot fudge in.
Original Lyrics:
As long as anyone with hot blood can.
"Vienna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rihanna waits for you
or
Rhiannon waits for you
or
Rhiannon waits for you
Original Lyrics:
Vienna waits for you
"Vienna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When will you realise
The end awaits for you?
The end awaits for you?
Original Lyrics:
When will you realise
Vienna waits for you?
Vienna waits for you?
"Vienna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When will you realize
The inner waste of you?
The inner waste of you?
Original Lyrics:
When will you realize
Vienna waits for you?
Vienna waits for you?
Definitely makes the song a bit more rude, but he's kinda dressing her down anyway.
"Vienna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When will you realize
the piano waits for you?
the piano waits for you?
Original Lyrics:
When will you realise
Vienna waits for you?
Vienna waits for you?
"Vienna" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your patch on
You got your pride.
You got your pride.
Original Lyrics:
You got your passion
You got your pride.
You got your pride.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Lawrence of Arabia', British in Romania
Oldness, John Glenn, Mr. Peeps, Alison
Oldness, John Glenn, Mr. Peeps, Alison
Original Lyrics:
'Lawrence of Arabia', British Beatlemania,
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
AIDS crap, Bernie Goetz
Original Lyrics:
Aids, crack, Bernie Goetz
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All to Simmingwiy, hail all for Kennedy
Chugga-chugga, 'Psycho', Belgians in the Congo
Chugga-chugga, 'Psycho', Belgians in the Congo
Original Lyrics:
U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy,
Chubby Checker, 'Psycho', Belgians in the Congo
Chubby Checker, 'Psycho', Belgians in the Congo
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a catcher in the rye.
Original Lyrics:
And 'The Catcher in the Rye'
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Captor-rinder-rye
Original Lyrics:
And the Catcher In The Rye
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ayatollah Zimmerman
Russians in Afghanistan
Russians in Afghanistan
Original Lyrics:
Ayatollah's in Iran
Russians in Afghanistan
Russians in Afghanistan
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon, Reagan, Palestine
Original Lyrics:
Begin, Reagan, Palestine
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon-Makin Palestine, We love torture, Sally Ride
Original Lyrics:
Bagan, Reagan, Palestine, Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon Reagan
or
Bakin' Reagan
or
Bakin' Reagan
Original Lyrics:
Begin Reagan
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bardot, Bloody pest, Alabama, cool chef
Princess Grace, Plate of Plaice, trouble in the Suez
Princess Grace, Plate of Plaice, trouble in the Suez
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bardot, Buda chest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, paying place, trouble in the sewers
Princess Grace, paying place, trouble in the sewers
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama cruise chest
Princess Grace, taking place, trouble in the sewage
Princess Grace, taking place, trouble in the sewage
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama cruise jazz
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama cruise jet, Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the sewage
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the sewage
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bay of Pigs in Beijing
Original Lyrics:
Bay of Pigs invasion
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beggin' Reagan
Original Lyrics:
Begin, Reagan
Begin (pronounced BAY-gan) refers to Menachem Begin, a 20th century Israeli politician.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Belchin' (is) in the Congo
Original Lyrics:
Belgians in the Congo
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Belchin' and the condom
Original Lyrics:
Belgians in the Congo
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Belgians in a condo
Original Lyrics:
Belgians in the Congo
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Berk control, hutchy Minn, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, hope rock
Bagen Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, hope rock
Bagen Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Original Lyrics:
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again,
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock,
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock,
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Birth control, hoochie men
Original Lyrics:
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Birth control, pooch-y men
Original Lyrics:
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob Dole, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob Dole, Budapest, Alan, 'Batman', Prucechev
Minzy Space making haste, chocolate in the sewage
Minzy Space making haste, chocolate in the sewage
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev,
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bondo, Buddha pest, Alabama cruise chest
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bongo, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace taking place, trouble in the sewers
Princess Grace taking place, trouble in the sewers
Original Lyrics:
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
Princess Grace, 'Peyton Place', trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breathing sparkle fire
Original Lyrics:
We didn't start the fire.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bright the holly, 'Ben Hur', space monkey happier
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edson with the no-go
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edson with the no-go
Original Lyrics:
Buddy Holly, 'Ben Hur', space monkey, Mafia,
Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go
Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
British beat Romania.
Original Lyrics:
British Beatlemania.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
British flea romania
Original Lyrics:
British beatlemania
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
British peter-mania
Original Lyrics:
British Beatlemania
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
British politicians have JFK blown away.
Original Lyrics:
British politician sex, JFK, blown away.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space for the mock-i-o
Hulahoops, Castrol, Edsel is a no-go
U2, Sigmund Ray, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, cycle, big leg's in the candle
Hulahoops, Castrol, Edsel is a no-go
U2, Sigmund Ray, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, cycle, big leg's in the candle
Original Lyrics:
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hulahoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo
Hulahoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, Spaceman came off again
Hula Hoops, Castrol, Ed says it's a no-go
You too, sing my knee, pay a lamb and Kennedy
Double check a psycho, Ben Jones in the Congo
Hula Hoops, Castrol, Ed says it's a no-go
You too, sing my knee, pay a lamb and Kennedy
Double check a psycho, Ben Jones in the Congo
Original Lyrics:
Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buildin' Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
Original Lyrics:
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children of the letter Y
Original Lyrics:
Children of thalidomide
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children of the litter mine
Original Lyrics:
Children of Thalidomide
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children of the little Mai
Original Lyrics:
Children of Thalidomide
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children of the little might
Original Lyrics:
Children of Thalidomide
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children of the little mind
Original Lyrics:
Children of Thalidomide
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children of the little mine
Original Lyrics:
Children of Thalidomide
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children of the little nine.
Original Lyrics:
Children of Thalidomide
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate in the sewers
Original Lyrics:
Trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chuggin' up the little mines
Original Lyrics:
Children of Thalidomide
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Decade, blow away, what else do I have to say?
Original Lyrics:
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say?
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dildo in Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
Original Lyrics:
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Din din, blue balls
rock around the clock
rock around the clock
Original Lyrics:
Dien Bien Phu falls,
'Rock Around The Clock'
'Rock Around The Clock'
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Din-Din, foosball, 'Rock Around The Clock'
Original Lyrics:
Dien Bien Phu falls, 'Rock Around The Clock'
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Din-din, food falls, 'Rock Around The Clock'
Original Lyrics:
Dien Bien Phu falls, 'Rock Around The Clock'
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doo-Doo, Simmonry, payola in Kennedy
Original Lyrics:
U2, Syngman Rhee, Payola and Kennedy
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Edsel and Sunoco
Original Lyrics:
Edsel is a no go.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight-track, Bernie Goetz
Original Lyrics:
Aids, crack, Bernie Goetz
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Einstein, James Dean, Buckland's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, 'Peter Pan', Elvis 'comes a Disney lad
Davy Crockett, 'Peter Pan', Elvis 'comes a Disney lad
Original Lyrics:
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, 'Peter Pan', Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Davy Crockett, 'Peter Pan', Elvis Presley, Disneyland
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eisenhower James Dean
Original Lyrics:
Einstein, James Dean
Eisenhower is mentioned in an earlier line.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eisenhower back scene, England's got a new queen
Original Lyrics:
Eisenhower vaccine, England's got a new queen
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eisenhower back seat
Original Lyrics:
Eisenhower, vaccine
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eisenhower, back seat, England's got a new queen
Original Lyrics:
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
England's gonna fight 'em.
Original Lyrics:
We didn't start the fire.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every male's a suicide.
Original Lyrics:
Heavy metal suicide
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreign debts, homeless pets
Original Lyrics:
Foreign debts, homeless vets
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goggomobil
Original Lyrics:
Joe DiMaggio
The Goggomobil, by the German company Glas, was a two-stroke rear-engined minicar built between 1955 and 1966.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Greatest politician sex, JFK blown away
Original Lyrics:
British politician sex, JFK, blown away.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gretchen's in Afghanistan.
Original Lyrics:
Russians in Afghanistan.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harris Tuman, Doris Day, Red Chai and Johnnie Ray
Sow Specific, Balti Weather, Jogi Maggio
Sow Specific, Balti Weather, Jogi Maggio
Original Lyrics:
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harrison, Doris Day, Rich and a Johnny Ray
Original Lyrics:
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hemingway, Ackman, 'Stranger in a Strange Land'
Oolin, Berlin, Mayor Fitz Invasion
Oolin, Berlin, Mayor Fitz Invasion
Original Lyrics:
Hemingway, Eichmann, 'Stranger in a Strange Land',
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hemingway, Aikman, Stranger in a Strange Land
Original Lyrics:
Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hemingway, Anch(or)man, "Stranger In A Strange Land"
Original Lyrics:
Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger In A Strange Land"
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Burrowing, Bay of Pigs invasion
Dylan, Burrowing, Bay of Pigs invasion
Original Lyrics:
Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hemingway, Heinlein's 'Stranger in a Strange Land'
Original Lyrics:
Hemingway, Eichmann, 'Stranger In A Strange Land'
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hemingway, egg-men
Original Lyrics:
Hemingway, Eichmann
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hope Paul, Malcolm X, British polticians, sex
Original Lyrics:
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hope hall, Malcolm X, greatest politician since JFK – blown away, what else do I have to say?
Original Lyrics:
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK – blown away, what else do I have to say?
JFK – blown away, what else do I have to say?
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was always burning said the worst attorney.
Original Lyrics:
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was always burning since the world's retarded.
Original Lyrics:
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Italics and no go
Original Lyrics:
Edsel is a no go.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe's a staller, another card, NASA with a copier
Brokenbeller, Capenilla, Communists Rock
Brokenbeller, Capenilla, Communists Rock
Original Lyrics:
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joseph Stalin, Alan Carr
Original Lyrics:
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, NASA and pour coffee on
Original Lyrics:
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump a cafe, Richard Nixon stood under the television
Original Lyrics:
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping Jack as 'Psycho', Belgians in the Congo
Original Lyrics:
Chubby Checker, 'Psycho', Belgians in the Congo
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Rock, Mantounak, Mickey Man and Cara-mac
Spun in, Chou a-Lai, 'Bridge on the River Kwai'
Spun in, Chou a-Lai, 'Bridge on the River Kwai'
Original Lyrics:
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac,
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, 'Bridge on the River Kwai'
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, 'Bridge on the River Kwai'
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Loads to gone, shout a goal, California, baseball
Stark with the homicide turning up the little nigh
Stark with the homicide turning up the little nigh
Original Lyrics:
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marching on the liver Archie, Santa you're a good guy
Original Lyrics:
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mel Gibson, the Congo
Original Lyrics:
Belgians in the Congo
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Merchants in Afghanistan
Original Lyrics:
Russians in Afghanistan
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mockey yar, hula hoops, Castro
Original Lyrics:
Mafia, hula hoops, Castro
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
NASA had the coffee on
Original Lyrics:
Nasser and Prokofiev
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paul McCartney, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
Original Lyrics:
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock 'n' Roll and cholera
Original Lyrics:
Rock and Roller cola wars
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock 'n' Roll and total war
Original Lyrics:
Rock and Roller cola wars
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock 'n' roll 'n' colon wars
Original Lyrics:
Rock and roller cola wars
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and Roll and color wars
Original Lyrics:
Rock and Roller cola wars
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosanne Barr, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brand new "The King And I" and to catch her in the right
Brand new "The King And I" and to catch her in the right
Original Lyrics:
Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King And I" and "The Catcher In The Rye"
Brando, "The King And I" and "The Catcher In The Rye"
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosenberg's sex bomb, Summer ray, Cath and John
Round up the Kimmenrye, have a catchy rim and lie
Round up the Kimmenrye, have a catchy rim and lie
Original Lyrics:
Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom,
Brando, 'The King and I' and 'The Catcher in the Rye'
Brando, 'The King and I' and 'The Catcher in the Rye'
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosenbergs, James Bond, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Original Lyrics:
Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Roy Con, hopper on, Husanini, Dark one
In Bin, Hoop Fall's 'Rock Around the Clock'
In Bin, Hoop Fall's 'Rock Around the Clock'
Original Lyrics:
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, 'Rock Around the Clock'
Dien Bien Phu Falls, 'Rock Around the Clock'
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shove it in the Sue-Ez.
Original Lyrics:
Trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop with the homicide
Children of Thalidomyde.
Children of Thalidomyde.
Original Lyrics:
Starkweather, homicide
Children of Thalidomide.
Children of Thalidomide.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strug-neck, shoreline, brick of the river k(i)wi
Original Lyrics:
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Studebaker, telebitchin
Original Lyrics:
Studebaker, television
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though we did ignite it
But we tried to fight it.
But we tried to fight it.
Original Lyrics:
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
But we tried to fight it
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trouble in the sewage
Original Lyrics:
Trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trouble in the sewers
Original Lyrics:
Trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U2, Sigmund Freed, payola and Kennedy
Original Lyrics:
U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U2, Synergy, AOL and Kennedy
Original Lyrics:
U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vaginas under Marshall Faulk.
Original Lyrics:
China's under martial law.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vaginas under martial law
Original Lyrics:
China's under martial law
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Virgins in Afghanistan
Original Lyrics:
Russian in Afghanistan
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We did a song about it
No we didn't write it
But we tried to buy it
No we didn't write it
But we tried to buy it
Original Lyrics:
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Well, Billy Joel did have a reputation for prolificness, it COULD have been a list of topics covered in his discography
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We didn't stab the fighter.
Original Lyrics:
We didn't start the fire.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheat is on the broil
Original Lyrics:
We didn't start the fire
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheel of Fortune, that ain't right
Original Lyrics:
Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, aid stratch Bernie gets
Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law
Foreign debts, homeless vets, aid stratch Bernie gets
Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law
Original Lyrics:
'Wheel of Fortune', Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide,
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Winnie didn't stop to find her.
or
Winnie didn't subdivide it.
or
Winnie didn't subdivide it.
Original Lyrics:
We didn't start the fire.
"We Didn't Start The Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ying Yang Foo Fong, Rock Around the Clock.
Original Lyrics:
Dien Bien Phu falls, 'Rock Around The Clock'
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Lawrence of Arabia', British beat Albania,
Old mist, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Old mist, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Original Lyrics:
'Lawrence of Arabia', British Beatlemania,
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitch on the river quad
Original Lyrics:
Bridge on the River Kwai
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
California Face Book
Original Lyrics:
California baseball
Editor's note: Facebook didn't come out until LONG after this song was made! Therefore, mishearing it that way is not the least bit plausible.
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
California paintball
Original Lyrics:
California baseball
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Castrol: engineered to no-go
Original Lyrics:
Castro, Edsel is a no go
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Children of the Meadowlands
Original Lyrics:
Children of Thalidomide
The Meadowlands is a region in North Jersey near New York City.
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chubby Checker's Sight Go, Belgians in the Congo
Original Lyrics:
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chubby Checker's cycle, Belgians in the condos
Original Lyrics:
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
David Kay blow away.
Original Lyrics:
JFK blown away.
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't eat food, 'cause they rocked around the clock
Original Lyrics:
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Einstein, James Dean
Brooklyn's got a women's team
Brooklyn's got a women's team
Original Lyrics:
Einstein, James Dean
Brooklyn's got a winning team
Brooklyn's got a winning team
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eisenhower, Maxine
Original Lyrics:
Eisenhower, vaccine
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis Presley, dizzy man
Original Lyrics:
Elvis Presley, Disneyland
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
England's got her nude clean
Original Lyrics:
England's got a new queen
Refers to Elizabeth II, the queen who stepped in following the death of George VI in 1952.
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gretchen's in Afghanistan
Original Lyrics:
Russians in Afghanistan
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lawrence of Arabia, fetish Beatlemania
Original Lyrics:
Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lawrence of a rape-e-a
Original Lyrics:
Lawrence of Arabia
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lawrence on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Lawrence of Arabia
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lebanon, Shostagon
California baseball
California baseball
Original Lyrics:
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle
California baseball
California baseball
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Rock, past the neck, Mickey Mantle, cateracts, Sputnik, Joe and I, ‘Bridge on the River Kwai’
Original Lyrics:
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, 'Bridge on the River Kwai'
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mewtwo, Sara Lee, Crayola and Emily
Original Lyrics:
U-2, Syngman Rhee, Payola and Kennedy
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Milton Berle in Bay of Pigs invasion
Original Lyrics:
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No we didn't ignite it
But we tried to fight it
But we tried to fight it
Original Lyrics:
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
But we tried to fight it
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, we didn't buy it
Original Lyrics:
No, we didn't light it
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, we didn't like it
But we tried to find it
But we tried to find it
Original Lyrics:
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to hide it
But we tried to hide it
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, we didn't write it
Original Lyrics:
No, we didn't light it
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, we didn't write it
Original Lyrics:
No, we didn't light it
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper plates, donut glaze
Original Lyrics:
Peyton Place, Princess Grace
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the civil West
Original Lyrics:
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez
Should be three syllables, "Suez" doesn't cut it!
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the sewers
Original Lyrics:
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Princess Grace, pick and play
Original Lyrics:
Princess Grace, Peyton Place
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rakin' Bacon Palestine
Original Lyrics:
Reagan Begin Palestine
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rambo, The King and I, and the cashier on the right
Original Lyrics:
Brando, The King and I, and The Catcher in the Rye
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and roll and Toblerone
Original Lyrics:
Rock and roller cola wars
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and roller color wars, I can't take it anymore
Original Lyrics:
Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockapella cholera
Original Lyrics:
Rock and roller cola wars
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rosh Hashanah, channel 8
Original Lyrics:
Red China, Johnnie Ray
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Start with a homicide
Original Lyrics:
Starkweather homicide
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uyên didn't start the fire
Original Lyrics:
We didn't start the fire.
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Virgins in Afghanistan
Original Lyrics:
Russians in Afghanistan
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We did ant start the fire
Original Lyrics:
We didn't start the fire.
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We didn’t start the fire
No we did ignite it, but we tried to fight it
No we did ignite it, but we tried to fight it
Original Lyrics:
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it but we tried to fight it
No we didn’t light it but we tried to fight it
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We didn’t stop the fire.
Original Lyrics:
We didn't start the fire.
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You too, sing then read, Crayola and candy
Original Lyrics:
U-2, Syngman Rhee, Payola and Kennedy
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tube, Syngman Rhee, Payola and Kennedy
Original Lyrics:
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy,
Editor's note: Do you really think he was saying "YouTube"? This song came out LONG before Youtube came into existence. Therefore this mishearing is not plausible. Please use some common sense.
"We Didn't Start the Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You two Cinnamony
Original Lyrics:
U2, Syngman Rhee
"Why Should I Worry?"
Misheard Lyrics:
They love me at the Jones and they adore the Apple Ritz
Original Lyrics:
They love me at the Chelsea, they adore me at the Ritz
"Why Should I Worry?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why should I wear it?
Original Lyrics:
Why should I worry?
From Oliver and Company (1988)
"You Can Make Me Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you crawl up my a**
I've been waiting so long.
I've been waiting so long.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you color my eyes
I've been waiting so long.
I've been waiting so long.
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alarming your electric champ
Original Lyrics:
Alone in your electric chair
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it just may be a Looney Tune you're looking for
Original Lyrics:
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it just may be a gloomy day you're looking for
Original Lyrics:
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it just may be a movie ticket you're looking for
Original Lyrics:
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it just may be a music note you're looking for
Original Lyrics:
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it just may be a music pitch you're looking for
Original Lyrics:
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it just may be a musical you're looking for
Original Lyrics:
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it just may be a nudist camp you're looking for
Original Lyrics:
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it just may be a tuna fish you're looking for.
Original Lyrics:
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even rode by all the cyclones in the rain.
And you told me knights could drive
And you told me knights could drive
Original Lyrics:
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain.
And you told me not to drive
And you told me not to drive
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain
And you told me not to cry
But I made it home alive
And you told me not to cry
But I made it home alive
Original Lyrics:
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain
And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alive
And you told me not to drive
But I made it home alive
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday night I crashed your farting
Original Lyrics:
Friday night I crashed your party
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Misheard Lyrics:
He rode my motorcycle down the lane.
Original Lyrics:
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain.
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Misheard Lyrics:
He rode my motorcycle down the lane
Original Lyrics:
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain
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Misheard Lyrics:
I told you thirty jokes until you smiled
Original Lyrics:
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
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Misheard Lyrics:
I walked against this guy alone
Original Lyrics:
I walked in Bedford-Stuy alone
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Misheard Lyrics:
I walked the Bedford sky alone.
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone.
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I walked through bed foot styrofoam
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone
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Misheard Lyrics:
I walked through bed in style, oh.
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone.
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Misheard Lyrics:
I walked to Bickford Sky alone
or
I walked to Bedford Sky alone
or
I walked through Bickford Sky alone.
or
I walked to Bedford Sky alone
or
I walked through Bickford Sky alone.
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford Stuy alone.
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Misheard Lyrics:
I walked to bed through Sly Stallone.
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone.
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Misheard Lyrics:
I walked to bed with style alone.
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone.
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Misheard Lyrics:
I walked to bed with style on me
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone.
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Misheard Lyrics:
I walked to bed with style on.
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone.
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Misheard Lyrics:
I walked to bed, but sky alone.
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone.
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Misheard Lyrics:
I walked to breakfast, I alone
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone
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Misheard Lyrics:
I walked to breakfast, died alone.
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone.
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Misheard Lyrics:
I went to bed with style on.
Original Lyrics:
I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone.
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Misheard Lyrics:
I wore the bed to sty alone
Original Lyrics:
I walked to Bedford-Stuy alone
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Misheard Lyrics:
If the crazy man is true, then it's all because of you
Original Lyrics:
If I'm crazy then it's true, that it's all because of you
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Misheard Lyrics:
It just may be a moose to kick your looking hour
Original Lyrics:
It just may be a lunatic you're looking for
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Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, but it just may be a loon the rate you're looking for
or
Oh, but it just may be a loon to take your looking for
or
Oh, but it just may be a loon to take your looking for
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
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Misheard Lyrics:
Well, remember how I found you dead
Alone in your electric jet
Alone in your electric jet
Original Lyrics:
Well, remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chair
Alone in your electric chair
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Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm only psycho in the rain
Original Lyrics:
Even rode my motorcycle in the rain
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Misheard Lyrics:
You made the rice
I'll make the gravy.
I'll make the gravy.
Original Lyrics:
You may be right
I may be crazy.
I may be crazy.
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Misheard Lyrics:
You make me wrong for all I know, but you make me right.
Original Lyrics:
You may be wrong for all I know, but you may be right.
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Misheard Lyrics:
You make the rice, I make the gravy
Original Lyrics:
You may be right, I may be crazy
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Misheard Lyrics:
You make the rice
I'll make the gravy
But it just may be the tuna fish you're lookin' for
I'll make the gravy
But it just may be the tuna fish you're lookin' for
Original Lyrics:
You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're lookin' for
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're lookin' for
"You May Be Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be wrong with your married wife
Original Lyrics:
You may be wrong but you may be right
"You're My Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I feel my winter roots begin to grow
Original Lyrics:
When I feel my withered roots begin to grow
"You're Only Human (Second Wind)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget your second wave
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget your second wind
"You're Only Human (Second Wind)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget your second win
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget your second wind
"You're Only Human (Second Wind)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget your sexy way
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget your second wind
"You're Only Human (Second Wind)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t break your second wind
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget your second wind
"You're Only Human (Second Wind)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sooner or later, you'll feel like your mentor came in.
Original Lyrics:
Sooner or later, you'll feel that momentum kick in.
"You're Only Human (Second Wind)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sooner or later, you'll feel that Molotov kick in
Original Lyrics:
Sooner or later, you'll feel that momentum kick in
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