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For a handful of laundry
For a handful of money
"I Don't Want to Be a Hero" (MP3)
But I won't pull a Tigger
But I won't pull the trigger
"Magnetized"
Have I come to a naked man
Have I come to make amends
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty hive
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this Sun Sweet High
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty hurt.
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart.
Feels like I could run away, run away,
From all the sex we had
Feel like I could run away, run away,
From this empty heart
From this antique high
From this empty heart
From this empty house
From this empty heart
I dreamt the Anheuser Busch
Then maybe things could work, all right!
I thought it was you
For words do me no wrong.
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
Who would do me no wrong.
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
Who'd simply die for love
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
Who would do me no wrong.
I thought it was blue
I thought it was you
Nothing but cheddar cheese
Nothing but shattered dreams
Promises be darned
From this empty heart
Promises we hide.
From this empty heart
Shadow dreams
Shattered dreams
Welcome to reality
Woke up to reality
You keep giving me, giving me
Nothing but shot up dreams.
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams.
You sent your dad for me
You said you'd die for me
You simply die for God.
Who said they'd die for love.
You're givin' me, givin' me
nothing but shot up dreams, shot dreams
You've given me, given me
nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
You've given me
Given me
Nothing but a shot of dreams
Shot of dreams.
You've given me
Given me
Nothing but shattered dreams
Shattered dreams.
You've given me
Given me
Nothing but Jam and Cream
Jam and Cream
You've given me
Given me
Nothing but shattered dreams
Shattered dreams.
"Turn Back the Clock" (MP3)
I begin to read
I begin to weep
"Turn Back the Clock" (MP3)
Lying here in science
Lying here in silence