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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Joy Division

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Joy Division that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 45 misheard song lyrics for Joy Division on amIright currently.

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"24 Hours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta find me a parakeet
This treatment takes too long
Original Lyrics:
Gotta find some therapy
This treatment takes too long.
"A Means To An End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stranger ways, frozen pies
or
Stranger ways, frozen pipes
or
Stranger ways, frozen pipes
Original Lyrics:
Stranger ways, the lows and highs
"A Means To An End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why put my trust in you?
Original Lyrics:
I put my trust in you.
"Auto-Suggestion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear, dear,
Every fish is by design
Original Lyrics:
Here, here,
Everything is by design
"Candidate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forced by depression
Original Lyrics:
Forced by the pressure
"Candidate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's senseless and hard
Original Lyrics:
I've since lost the heart
"Day Of The Lords"
Misheard Lyrics:
Threw topples at poo.
Original Lyrics:
Through childhood, through youth
"Day Of The Lords"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where will we live?
Original Lyrics:
Where will it end?
"Day of the Lords"
Misheard Lyrics:
Withdraw maiden's heart
Original Lyrics:
Withdrawal pain is hard
"Dead Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're figures from the past I'm told (Or, where figures from the past unfold)
And mocking voices ring the bold
Original Lyrics:
Where figures from the past stand tall
And mocking voices ring the halls
"Disorder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of an older man
Original Lyrics:
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man
"Disorder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curving sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man
Original Lyrics:
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man
"Disorder"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand,
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of another man?
Original Lyrics:
I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand,
Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man?
"Disorder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights are flashing, cows are crashing, getting frequent now
Original Lyrics:
Lights are flashing, cars are crashing, getting frequent now
"Eternal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bourbon, tequila, their inner communion
Original Lyrics:
Burden to keep, though their inner communion
"Ice Age"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in the Ice Cream
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in the Ice Age.
"Ice Age"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in the eighties.
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in the Ice Age.
"Interzone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the dog's beat the houses looked insane
I walked round and round nailed to a tree
Original Lyrics:
Down the dark streets, the houses looked the same
I walked round and round
Nail me to a train
"Interzone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the dogs beat the houses
Look the same, I walk round and round, nearly to a tree
Original Lyrics:
Down the dark streets the houses looked the same
I walked round and round
Nail me to a train
"Isolation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Each day I'm divorcing your mum
Original Lyrics:
Painstaking devotion and love
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a fish in soho
Original Lyrics:
And ambitions are low
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lev...Level Terrace Apart-a-ments...
Original Lyrics:
Love...Love will tear us apart again
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love grows great in the dark again
Original Lyrics:
Love...Love will tear us apart again
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love in Paris in France
Original Lyrics:
Love will tear us apart
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love will tear us apartament
Original Lyrics:
Love will tear us apart again
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love will tell us apart
Original Lyrics:
Love Will Tear Us Apart
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, love this terrapin heart again.
Original Lyrics:
Love, love will tear us apart again.
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, love will give us a car
Original Lyrics:
Love, love will tear us apart
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovers play in the park again
Original Lyrics:
Love will tear us apart again
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh buttery tart,
and a-fishing we go
Original Lyrics:
When routine bites hard,
and ambitions are low
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a taste in my mouth
Its expiration tastes old
Original Lyrics:
There's a taste in my mouth
As desperation takes hold
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're rooted by towns.
Original Lyrics:
When routine bites hard.
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're rooted in time
Original Lyrics:
When routine bites hard.
"Love Will Tear Us Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Richard bites hard
Original Lyrics:
When routine bites hard
"ah, so this song isn't about a cannibal named Richard after all....!"
"Shadowplay"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found you
Original Lyrics:
I found truth
"Shadowplay"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a room, with a window and a toilet
I found you.
Original Lyrics:
In a room with a window in the corner
I found truth.
"Shadowplay"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the center of the city in the night
I found the Geritol Man.
Original Lyrics:
But I could only stare in disbelief
As the crowds all left.
"Shadowplay"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the center of the city where a roast beef's waiting for you
Original Lyrics:
To the center of the city where all roads meet Waiting for you
"Shadowplay"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see a sausage-roll groove-tin four-line
dancing on the floor
Original Lyrics:
As the assassins all grouped in four lines,
dancing on the floor
"She's Lost Control"
Misheard Lyrics:
And of a voice that told her when and where to w***,
She said I've lost control again.
Original Lyrics:
And of a voice that told her when and where to act,
She said I've lost control again.
"She's Lost Control"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then she showed up for the Arizona states.
Original Lyrics:
And then she showed up all the errors and mistakes.
"Something Must Break"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fought for one, took sides for both
Original Lyrics:
I paused for one whom signs forebode
"Warsaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could leave all the Wishniaks.
Original Lyrics:
Hung around on your soundtrack.
"Warsaw"
Misheard Lyrics:
To find the rice sack of reason.
Original Lyrics:
To find the right side of reason.

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