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"Alejandro"
Alberto
Roberto
"Alejandro"
Ale-Alejandra Ale-Alejandra
Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro
"Alejandro"
Ali Ali Andrew Ali Ali Andrew
Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro
"Alejandro"
All the ham grow
All the ham grow
Alley alley hand row
Alley alley hand row
Alejandro,
Alejandro,
Ale-ale-jandro
Ale-ale-jandro
"Alejandro"
Ari- Arigato, Ari- Arigato!
Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro
"Alejandro"
At this point I've got the shoes,
Nothing to lose
At this point I've gotta choose,
Nothing to lose
"Alejandro"
Dog on my knee, dog on my knee, Ali Andrew
I'm watching babe, I'm watching babe, Ronaldo
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just want my cigarette butt
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Ronaldo
Ali Andrew, Ali Andrew, Ali Ali Andrew, Ali Ali Andrew
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Alejandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call me name, don't call my name, Roberto
Alejandro, Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro, Ale-ale-jandro
"Alejandro"
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Aliango
I want you babe, I want you babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette blood
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Fernando
Aliango, Aliango Ali-Ali-Ango, Ali-Ali-Ango
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Alejandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call me name, don't call my name, Roberto
Alejandro, Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro, Ale-ale-jandro
"Alejandro"
Don't butter me
Don't bother me
"Alejandro"
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch
Just want my cigarette lunch
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Hammer throw
Alejandro
"Alejandro"
Henry Fonda
Alejandro
"Alejandro"
Just one more cigarette and hush
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Just smoke my cigarette butt
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Just want my cigarette love
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Just want my cigarette purse
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
L.A. L.A. Honda, L.A. L.A. Honda
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
"Alejandro"
L.A. L.A. Horror, L.A. L.A. Horror
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
"Alejandro"
Ollie ollie ambrose, Ollie ollie ambrose
Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro
"Alejandro"
Oregano
Fernando
"Alejandro"
Orlando
Fernando
"Alejandro"
Orlando
Roberto
"Alejandro"
She's got a bucket full of gonads
And they look just like her dad's,
Just like her dad's
She's got both hands in her pocket
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you
"Alejandro"
You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point like cottage cheese
Nothing to lose
You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point I've gotta choose
Nothing to lose
"Alejandro"
You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose Vindaloo
You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose
Nothing to lose
"Alice"
My name is Dennis
My name isn't Alice
"Alice"
My name, Les Dennis
My name, is Alice
Song is from 2020s, so please file it under "misc"
"Applause"
A memory applause, applause, applause
I live for the applause, applause, applause
"Applause"
Ayar tepee Opie
A-R-T-P-O-P
"Applause"
I found the liquid hidden here
I found the vein, put it in here
"Applause"
I level the applause
I live for the applause
"Applause"
I live for the way that your children scream my name
I live for the way that you cheer and scream for me
"Applause"
I love it when you're gone, you're gone, you're gone
I live for the applause, applause, applause
I'm genuinely not sure how I confused these lyrics but I did. Maybe it's the delivery. I don't know.
"Applause"
I never reapplause
I live for the applause
"Applause"
I stand here waiting for you to find the gauze.
I stand here waiting for you to bang the gong.
"Applause"
I stand here waiting for you to thank the gods.
I stand here waiting for you to bang the gong.
"Applause"
I'm eating applesauce, the sauce, the sauce
I live for the applause applause applause
"Applause"
One second I'm a c**t speck, then suddenly the c**t's in me
One second I'm a Koons, suddenly the Koons is me
It's a figurative reference to Jeff Koons, an American artist known for reproductions of banal objects
"Applause"
The way that your children scream for me.
The way that you cheer and scream for me
"Applause"
The way that your children speak to me.
The way that you cheer and scream for me
"Applause"
There will be applause, applause, applause
I live for the applause, applause, applause
"Applause"
There will be hey let your children sing for me
The way that you cheer and scream for me
"Bad Kids"
Enough is enough of this horseshoe
Enough is enough of this horse s***
"Bad Kids"
You're a broken baby
You're a bad kid, baby
"Bad Kids"
You're still good to me,
If you're a bacon baby
You're still good to me,
If you're a bad kid, baby
"Bad Romance"
A stupid romance
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Age of bird avalanche
Et je veux ta revanche.
"Bad Romance"
And a son of a free bitch baby
'Cause I'm a free bitch, baby
"Bad Romance"
Blah blah fashion baby
Workin' with that bitch crazy
Walk walk fashion baby
Work it, move that bitch crazy
"Bad Romance"
Blah, blah, blah, I want your love.
Love, love, love, I want your love.
"Bad Romance"
Call in the bedroom ants
Caught in a bad romance
After a while, you start to mishear the lyrics, rather than their becoming clearer.
"Bad Romance"
Callin' all bedroom ants
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Caught in a bed room lamp
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Caught in a bedroom, man.
Caught in a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Caught in a bedroom: ants
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Caught in your bathroom mats
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Clean up your own mess
Caught in a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Cod in a Bat romance
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Cot in a back romance
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Got in the bathroom aunt
Caught in the bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Gun in a bad romance
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
I am bad romance
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
I don't wanna be (in) France
I don't wanna be friends
"Bad Romance"
I don't wanna be French
I don't wanna be friends
"Bad Romance"
I don't wanna speak French
I don't wanna be friends
Ironically, this verse does contain a couple of lines in French.
"Bad Romance"
I don't want a beef rinse
I don't wanna be friends
Found on a funny Twitter account
"Bad Romance"
I want your bad rum, man.
I want your bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
I want your drama detergent, your hand.
I want your drama, the touch of your hand.
"Bad Romance"
I want your love and I wanna be friends.
I want your love; I don't wanna be friends.
"Bad Romance"
I want your love and I want your revenge,
You n**ga of a battle lance.
I want your love and I want your revenge,
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
I want your psycho your vertical stick
Want your bone marrow when the baby is sick
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
I want your psycho, your verdict is sick.
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick
"Bad Romance"
I want your psycho, your vertical stick
What you admire when your baby's sick
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
I want your psycho, your vertical stick
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick
"Bad Romance"
I want your psycho
Your vertical stick
Want you in Morrowind, oh baby your sick
I want your psycho
Your vertigo shtick
Want you in my rear window; baby, you're sick
"Bad Romance"
I won't recycle your vertical stick.
Want you and Myra when your baby is sick.
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick.
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick.
"Bad Romance"
I'm just a Roman!
Want your bad romance!
"Bad Romance"
Macho Man romance
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
No stupid romance
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Not your bad romance
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Punjabi romance
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Ra Ra Rah-ah-ah
Romance, Ro ma ma
Ga Ga, Ooh blah blah,
Want yer bad romance
Ra Rah ah-ah-ah
Roma, Roma-ma
GaGa, Oh la la,
Want your bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga oh-la-la!
Bon Jovi romance
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga oh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
It wasn't until just now, per Am I Right, that we learned the actual lyric. LOL!!
"Bad Romance"
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah,
Roma, Roma-ma,
GaGa, ooh la la,
Want you to rub my a**.
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah,
Roma, Roma-ma,
GaGa, ooh la la,
Want your bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Walk walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy
Walk walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bit crazy
"Bad Romance"
Walk walk passion maybe
Walk walk fashion baby
"Bad Romance"
Wanna rub my a**
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Want John Barrowman
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Want you in Mara when your baby is sick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Want you in my room when your baby is sick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Want you to rub my ass
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Want your bone marrow when your baby is sick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Watch out, bad romance
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
What you admire in a window, baby, is sick
Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
"Bad Romance"
What you admirin', oh
Want you in my rear window
"Bad Romance"
What you're admiring in the window, baby, is sick.
Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
"Bad Romance"
While you're in Morrowind
Oh, baby, you're sick
Want you in my rear window,
Baby, you're sick
Morrowind is a country in the fictional world from the Elder Scrolls series of games.
"Bad Romance"
Why don't you vote for me?
Watch your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Why joke around, man?
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
You and me could ride a bad romance.
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
You and me could ride a barrel, man.
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
You and me could ride a battle lance.
You and me could write a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
You and me could ride a bear on land.
You and me could write a bad romance.
Even though the name of the song is bad romance, it didn't occur to me that the lyrics I was singing were wrong. I always wondered why it was called bad romance if it wasn't even in the song...ha!
"Bad Romance"
You're a n*gger in a bad romance
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Your jumbo romance
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Your sugar romance
Want your bad romance
"Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" (MP3)
Beautiful and 30
Beautiful and dirty
"Born This Way"
'Cause God makes glow sticks
'Cause God makes no mistakes
"Born This Way"
A different law is not a sin
A different lover is not a sin
"Born This Way"
Give me some bootie and tell all your friends
So we can rejoice your truth
Give yourself prudence and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
"Born This Way"
Give me some pudding,
Then we'll be friends.
Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
"Born This Way"
I hope Madonna loves this record,
And a llama just licked my hand!
I love my life, I love this record and,
Mi amore vole fe yah
"Born This Way"
I was boned this way
I was born this way
"Born This Way"
I was born as suede
I was born this way
"Born This Way"
I was born to say
I was born this way
"Born This Way"
I was born to swear
I was born this way
"Born This Way"
Let you OutKast the leader tees
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
"Born This Way"
My mama told me I was yum
My mama told me when I was young
"Born This Way"
My mama told me when I was young
We're almost superstars
My mama told me when I was young
We're all born superstars
It KIND of makes sense....
"Born This Way"
Safety in numbers
Same DNA
"Born This Way"
Save DNA
Same DNA
"Born This Way"
Sell your kid, rejoice the truth.
So we can rejoice your truth
"Born This Way"
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on, gave me glass of purple drops
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on in the glass of her boudoir
"Born This Way"
She wore my head, put my lipstick on
In a glass of humble dryer
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir
"Born This Way"
Subway Carriage joys are true
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
"Born This Way"
Subway can rejoice your truth
So we can rejoice your truth
"Born This Way"
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
So we can rejoice your truth
Why does no other website but this one have this line corrected to what is actually being sung in this song? And yet, you don't even have the misheard line correct (Subway kid not Subway can) that's included erroneously in every lyric website.
Boys boys boys
We like boys in cars
Boys boys boys
Buy us drinks in bars
Boys boys boys
Whisper "Nintendo"
With boys boys boys
We love them!
Boys boys boys
We like boys in cars
Boys boys boys
Buy us drinks in bars
Boys boys boys
With hairspray and denim
Boys boys boys
We love them!
"Dance in the Dark"
I'm afraid of it
I'm a free bitch
Even though I know she's saying "bitch" now, I still can't hear the "ch" at the end of it? :/
"Dance in the Dark"
Look how the girl is dressed
Now the girl is stressed
"Donatella"
Have a breakdown on holiday in Taipei
Get a spray tan on holiday in Taipei
"Donatella"
I'm a pokemon on small tiny cats
I'm smokin' 'em on full tank of gas
"Donatella"
Why do you wanna wear this swing?
What do you wanna wear this spring?
"Government Hooker"
Zombie zombie hooker
As long as I'm you're hooker
"Heavy Metal Lover"
Red wine, cheap perfume and a filthy c*nt
Red wine, cheap perfume and a filthy pout
Brown girl wipes her tears with silver lines
Prom girl wipes her tears with silver lines
I'm a hard girl, loving me's like straightening curves
I'm a hard girl, loving me's like straightening curls
Loving me is like chewing on bugs
Loving me is like chewing on pearls.
"Judas"
I put his love on mass security
Even prophets forgave his goofy way
I've learned love is like a brick, you can
Build a house so sick of dead bodies
I couldn't love a man so purely
Even prophets forgave his goofy way
I've learned love is like a brick, you can
Build a house or sink a dead body
"Judas"
I'm just a haunted fool, oh baby it's so cruel
I'm just a holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel.
"Judas"
I'm just a horny fool, and baby it's so cool
I'm just a Holy fool, and baby he's so cruel.
And we're all getting hoes tonight
And we're all getting hosed tonight
Contemplate it like I'm beatin' a molester
And you're Paco
Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it, Spend the last dough
In your pocko'
Don't slow!
Drive it clean,
Eh, so plead it,
It's been molesto,
In the f*ckho(le)
Don't slow,
Drive it, clean it
Lights out, bleed it
Spend the lasto
In your pocko
Don't slow,
gotta clean it
like I pleat it,
spin molesto,
in your paco.
Don't slow,
drive it, clean it
lights out, bleed it
spend the lasto
in your pocko
Don't slow,
Drive it clean in your lasto, clean it
Spend your lasto in your paco.
Don't slow,
Drive it, clean it lights out, bleed it
Spend the last-o in your pocko.
Drivin', cleanin', like a zenith
Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it
Go slow!
Gonna feed it, let's go beat it, set the lasso
In your Paco
Don't slow!
Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it, spend the lasto.
In your pocko
Gotta doodoo.
Da-da-doo-doo.
Have sex get sick at the party
Half psychotic sick hypnotic
Have sex in potica sip the hot shit got Booze lit sip potick
Half psychotic sick hypnotic got my blueprint it's symphonic
Have sex when you turn sixteen.
Half psychotic sick hypnotic
I can see you got so much mustard and cheese.
I can see how you got so much energy.
I'll turn your mustard inside out
How'd I turn my shirt inside out
Just Dance, The Videogame
Just dance, gonna be okay
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo
Just dance, in the hunger games, da da doo-doo
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo
Just dance, gonna be okay, done a doo doo
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Kaluk
Just dance
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
Just dance
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Nothing to do
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
Justin's gotta be a gay, got a Doo Doo
Just stand, stand erect or they got a Doo Doo
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo
Red wine, carpet, Gaga
Red One, Konvict, Gaga
Red, White, Convict, Gaga
Red One, Konvict, Gaga
What's the name of this tub?
What's the name of this club?
Where are my cheese? I lost my phone, phone
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone
Wish I could shut my playful mouth
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth
Doin’ the love game
Dans le love game
Don't think too much, just bust that dick
Don't think too much, just bust that kick
White a boy and a girl and a hug and a cane
And a cane
With a boy and a girl and a huh and a game
And a game
Doin' the love game
Dans the love game
Doing the love game
Dans the love game
"Marry The Night"
I'm gonna marry tonight
I'm gonna marry the night
Baby when you tell me to be sex
Baby when you tear me to pieces
When you judge me it's so delicious.
When you touch me it's so delicious.
When you judge me it's so delicious
When you touch me it's so delicious
"Monster"
We might have f**ked, not really sure, don't wash my car
We might have f**ked, not really sure, don't quite recall
Baby you'll be shamed must, jinx you say and Terri loved me, mama, papa, right see
Baby you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me, papa, paparazzi
But the teardops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is Jerry bye
Purple teardrops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
Caca-caca-Roxie
Papa-Paparazzi
Letter engines
Leather and jeans
Maybe you'll be famous
Jinx till you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby, you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Papa, Papa loves me
or
Papa, Papa let's see
Papa-paparazzi
Purple Tear props I try
It don't have a price
Loving you is very bi
Purple teardrops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
Shadow is blurred, we dance and we twirl
My lashes are dry, bubble teardrops I cry
Shadow is burnt, yellow dance in return
My lashes are dry, purple teardrops I cry
We'd piss off & testicle
We'd be so fantastic, oh
We're plastic but we'll still have fun
We'll blast it but we'll still have fun
Yeah 'cause you're my rockstar in between the sex
I'll light more cigarettes
Yeah 'cause you're my rockstar in between the sets
Eyeliner and cigarettes
Cuz I Do not accepts to immigrants
Than someone just as real, as fabulous
Cuz I do not accept any less
Than someone just as real, as fabulous
A little gavel and it's fun when you're with me
A little gambling is fun when you're with me
B-b-b-Boca face
P-p-p-poker face
B-b-b-bonker face, b-b-bonker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
B-b-b-booger bass, b-b-booger bass
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
B-b-b-booger face, b-b-booger face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
B-b-buttf*cker face, b-buttf*cker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Beddy bye, beddy bye
Can't read my, can't read my...
Bye-bye-bye poker face, bye-bye poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Can we fly? can we fly?
Can't read my, can't read my...
Can we my can we my
Can't read my, can't read my...
Can you believe I broke her face?
She just got hit with a bottle
I f***in broke her face.
I f***ed up her face.
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
P-p-p-poker face.
P-p-poker face.
Can't read minds, can't read minds, no we can't read minds...
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my...
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my Poker Face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Can't remind, can't remind
No, can't remind me of my Poker Face
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my Poker Face
Can't reply, can't reply, no we can't read or write
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my...
Carrie's blind, Carrie's blind
Can't read my, can't read my
Carried my, carried my, no he can't breathe in my, poker face.
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
Carrot mine, carrot mine
Don't wanna breathe in my poker face
Can't read mine, can't read mine
No, he can't read my poker face
Carry blind, carry blind...
No he can't read my poker face.
Can't read my, Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
Carry blind, carry blind
Can't read my, can't read my
Carry mind, carry mind, no can't breathe on my poker face.
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
Carry my poker face
Can't read my poker face
Carry my, carry my, no he'll carry my poker face.
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
Carry my,
Carry my,
No we can't breed in my poker face
Can't read my,
can't read my,
no he can't read my poker face.
Cheney's got me like nobody
She has got me like nobody
Cherry pie, cherry pie . . .
Can't read my, can't read my . . .
Until I saw this on a karaoke screen one time, I swear it had something to do with cherry pie!
Cherry pie, cherry pie
Can't read my, can't read my...
Counting flies, counting flies
Can't read my, can't read my...
Cutie Pie, Cutie Pie, No he can't read my Poker Face
Can't read my, can't read my, No he can't read my Poker Face
Cutie mark, cutie mark!
No one can breed all over the place.
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my Poker Face.
Cutie pie, Cutie pie, now we can read about outer space.
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
Cutie pie, cutie pie...
Can't read my, can't read my...
F*ck-f*ck-f*ck-f*ck your face, f*ck-f*ck-f*ck your face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
F-f-f-f*** her face
P-p-p-poker face
Fu-Fu-Fu Fucker Face, Fu-Fu Fucker Face
P-p-p-poker face
Hairy back, hairy back, no he can't read my poker face
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't ready my poker face
Here it weiss (vah-ih-s), here it weiss,
No he can't read my poker face
or
Hear it weiss, here it weiss
No he can't read my poker face
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
I will kill and I'll hooked you and mug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'
Just like a chicken in a casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm bold
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
I will tell you that I love you
Just to hug you
'Cause I'm lumpin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love-you girlin'
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
I won't tell you that I love you
Just to touch you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue conin'
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
I'll get him hard, show him what I got.
I'll get him hot, show him what I got.
I'll get him high, show him what a guy
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
I'll hit him hard, show him what I got
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my lovely Cullen
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
I, I, might f*** her face, I might f*** her face...
Pa-pa-pa-poker face, Pa-pa-poker face...
Just like a chick a casino
Take your pay before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check the Jin Kazama
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Just like a chicken I can't see your dick
Just like a chick in the casino
Just like a chicken, the casino
Just like a chick in the casino
Just like chicken in Casino
Just like a chick in the casino
Killing my, killing my...
Can't read my, can't read my...
Look at it, look at it..
Can't read my, can't read my...
My my my Booker Bass, my my Booker Bass
Pa-pa-pa-Poker Face, Pa-pa-Poker Face
My my my cocoa face
My my my poker face
P-P-P-Poker face
F-F-F*** her face!
P-P-P-Poker face
P-P-Poker face!
P-p-p-f*ck her face, p-p-f*ck her face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poke her face p-p-f*ck her face
P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poke her face, P-p-poke her face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poke her face, br-br-broken face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-pucker face, p-p-pucker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Pa-pa-pa-poker face Pa-pa-f*ck her face!
Pa-pa-pa-poker face Pa-pa-poker face
Oh my lawd...
PewDiePie, PewDiePie
Can't read my, can't read my
PewdiePie, PewdiePie
No, we can't read him by the poker face
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
Pewdiepie, Pewdiepie,
No, he can't read my poker face.
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
Pewdiepie, Pewdiepie...
Can't read my, can't read my...
Pewdiepie, Pewdiepie...
Can't read my, can't read my...
Puh Pa Kerbass
P-p-p-poker face
Pump up up the bass
P-p-p-poker face
Restroom Roulette is not the same without a gun
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
She's got a Lego body
She's got me like nobody
She's got a limo buddy
She's got me like nobody
She's got to love nobody
She's got me like nobody
She's gotta love nobody
She has got me like nobody
Sheen's got me like nobody
She's got me like nobody
Shiny lemons underwater
She's got me like nobody
Take your paper where I pay you well
Take your bank before I pay you out
Tell me ma, tell me ma, so he can't read my poker face
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
You ain't mine, you ain't mine, no one could read in my poker face
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
You'll be fine, you'll be fine
Unless you pump up the bass.
Can't read my, Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
p-p-p poker face p-p poker face
P-p-p-poker face f-f fuck her face
"Scheiße"
I wish I that I could dance on a single thread
or
I wish I that I could dance on a single bed
I wish I that I could dance on a single prayer
"Scheiße"
Sugar be mine
Scheiße be mine
"Sexxx Dreams"
Last night
I love a squirrel
I was thinking about you
Last night
Our lovers quarrel
I was thinking about you
"So Happy I Could Die"
Happy in the class with a bottle of red wine,
Stars in her ass 'cause we're having a good time.
OR Happy in the clouds with a bottle of red wine, [etc.]
Happy in the club with a bottle of red wine,
Stars in our eyes 'cause we're having a good time.
"So Happy I Could Die"
So happy I could die. I'm a Samurai.
or
So happy I could die on a summer night.
or
So happy I could die on a summer night.
So happy I could die, and it's alright.
"Speechless"
All the broken hearts of all my rectal friends.
All the broken hearts of all my wrecked-up friends.
"Speechless"
But you choose death camps over me.
But you choose "death and company"
Put your hands on your waist for the vader.
Put your hands on your waist, pull the fader.
"Stupid Love"
I want just to be loved
I want your stupid love
"Stupid Love"
I want your spoon-fed love
I want your stupid love
"Swine"
But deep down you are just a shoe
But deep down you are just a shrew
"Swine"
I found a spine!
I found a spine!
I found a spine!
Act like a swine!
Act like a swine!
Act like a swine!
"Teeth"
Take a bite of my bad girl mint
Take a bite of my bad girl meat
"Teeth"
Tell me something that'll save me;
I need amendments for alright.
Tell me something that'll save me;
I need a man who makes me alright.
"Teeth"
Tell me something that'll save me;
I need limericks for alright.
Tell me something that'll save me;
I need a man who makes me alright.
"Telephone"
'Cause I'm Malcolm the Cub
And I'm sick of that pub.
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
"Telephone"
'Cause I'm Malcom the Bug
And I'm sick of that pug.
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
(I submitted these lyrics before, but the submission must have gotten lost -- it was so long ago.)
"Telephone"
'Cause I'm Malcom the Cub.
I'm a sycophant bug.
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
(I submitted these lyrics before, but the submission must have gotten lost -- it was so long ago.)
"Telephone"
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sniffin' that butt
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
"The Cure"
And if you say you're okay I'm gonna kill you anyway
And if you say you're okay I'm gonna heal you anyway
"The Edge of Glory"
I'm gonna run Raichu to the edge with you
Where we can both fall her in love
I'm gonna run right to, to the edge with you
Where we can both fall far in love
"The Edge of Glory"
I'm on the edge of Murray
I'm on the edge of glory
"The Edge of Glory"
I'm on the edge of glory,
And I'm hanging on over a shoe
I'm on the edge of glory,
And I'm hanging on a moment of truth
"The Edge of Glory"
I'm on the edge of loving you
I'm on the edge of glory
"The Edge of Glory"
I'm on the edge of something final we collide tonight
I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight
"The Edge of Glory"
I'm on the end of boring
I'm on the Edge of Glory
"Venus"
Have a nice toupée
Have an oyster, baby
"You and I"
On my birthday you sang me A Heart of Gold
With a guitar strumming and overload
On my birthday you sang me A Heart of Gold
With a guitar humming and no clothes
"You and l"
Something, something about this place
Something 'bout northern lights and my lipstick on your face
Something, something about this place
Something 'bout lonely nights and my lipstick on your face