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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Led Zeppelin that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 788 misheard song lyrics for Led Zeppelin on amIright currently.

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"Achilles Last Stand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the rain
Original Lyrics:
I know the way
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All My Children
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Allah, my Love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
For many hours and days the Passover's soon (or: the ban sever soon)
The cup is raised the toast is Megan again. (As in to a girl named Megan)
Yours is the cloth; mine is the hand that is so strange.
Original Lyrics:
For many hours and days that pass ever soon...
The cup is raised, the toast is made yet again....
Yours is the cloth, mine is the hand that sews time
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
For many hours and days the paths ever soothe
The tides have caused the flame to dim
At last the armor strains the hand, toodle-oo
Is this to end or just again
The cupboard's raised, the toast is naked again
One voice is clear above the din
Proud Mary Ann when will my world just sustain
For me the cloud wants more, to spin
Original Lyrics:
For many hours and days that pass ever soon
The tides have caused the flame to dim
At last, the arm is straight, the hand to the loom
Is this to end or just begin
The cup is raised the toast is made, yet again
One voice is clear above the din
Proud Aryan one word my will to sustain
For me the cloth, once more, does spin
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
From every hour one word would will to sustain
Sit dime
Original Lyrics:
Proud Aryan one word, my will to sustain
Sometimes
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll love my love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive my love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive, my love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
She laughs for hours at my farts I light.
Original Lyrics:
Should I fall out of love, my fire in the light?
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should've asked for hours of love
My fire in the light.
Original Lyrics:
Should I fall out of love
My fire in the light.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swallow, my love.
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's, of course, the thing to do.
Original Lyrics:
The tides have caused the flame to dim.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Times a callin' Gunga-Din.
Original Lyrics:
The tides have caused the flame to dim.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the clock,
mine is the hand that tells time
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth,
mine is the hand that sews time
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the clock, mine are the hands that serve time.
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth, mine is the hand that sews time
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the clock; mine is the hand that stops time
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth; mine is the hand that sews time
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the clock
Mine is the hand that sews tight.
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth
Mine is the hand that sews time.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the clock
Mine is the hand that shows time
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth
Mine is the hand that sews time.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the clock
Mine is the hand that holds mine.
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth
Mine is the hand that sews time.
"Battle of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
A year, or is it thunder, down in the valley below
Original Lyrics:
I hear the horses thunder down in the valley below
"Battle of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prince of Beef, embrace the glue...
Original Lyrics:
Prince of Peace, embrace the gloom...
"Black Country Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't have to leave me with that dinner on my face.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't have to leave me with that beer in my face.
"Black Country Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Na leave it yet.
Original Lyrics:
Naw leave it yeah!
"Black Country Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not even yet!
Original Lyrics:
Naw leave it yeah!
"Black Country Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not even, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Naw, leave it, yeah!
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Beatle-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Bible-led woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bearded woman ain't go no snow.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beatle egg woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beatnik woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A been-laid woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beered-up woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beetle head woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beetle legged woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A big league woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A blue-eyed woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A feeble-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A feeble-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A feeble-head woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A feeble-lipped woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fiddle-head woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fiddlehead woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A filet woman ain't got no sole.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A filet-ed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A frilly little woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A middle-aged woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A peg legged woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pickled egg woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A silly little woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
A steady-rollin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A skinny loaded woman ain’t got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A spindly legged women gonna come my way
Original Lyrics:
A steady-rollin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A steady load of women gonna come my way
Original Lyrics:
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three legged woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
I didn't understand why they were so judgmental toward three legged women.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no hole.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no hole
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
I don't know but I've been told -
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no soap.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beatnik woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been-laid woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big lip woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Ray's woman ain't got no soul
or
Billy Ray William ain't got no soul
or
Billy Ray William ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black dog made a poopie now.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
People need my daddy out.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean by down and out.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean by dining out.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean my down and out.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do me like you do me now.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell me no lies, maybe you have been there
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me no lies, make me a happy man
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burnin' red.
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine, burning red.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burning bread
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine burning red
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna make you purr, gonna make you sing.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna suck some timmy na (now).
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta buy a alumni
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta smoke a doobie now
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby when you walk that way
What a horny trip, can't keep away.
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby when you walk that way
Watch the honey drip, can't keep away.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby, old baby, pretty baby
Gonna get you loolie lah
Hey baby, old baby, pretty baby
Woo loo laylie looly lah
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby, oh baby, pretty baby,
Gotta get you movin' now.
Hey baby, oh baby, pretty baby,
Move the way you're moving now
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mama, said the way you moo
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you goo
Oh, oh child, way you shake that thing
Gonnan make you burn, gonna make you stink.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove
Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey Momma says the way ya' move
Gonna make you smile, gonna make you move.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey Momma says the way ya' move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey mama, get me to school
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hillbilly woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoobie doobie doobie how
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A 3 legged woman ain't got no hole.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A three-legged woman ain't got no h***.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told a big lipped woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told a big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told a three legged woman ain't go no hole.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told,
Big legged woman ain't got no soul!
All I ask for, all I pray,
A skinny-legged woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A skinny-legged woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A skinny-legged woman won't come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told
Hasidic woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what I've been told
But feeling up women is all I know.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I been told
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
By people that woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
She's still the only woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
Eskimo pin is mighty cold.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights that shine burning red.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burning red.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love my Debbie-Do-Me doll.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooga lala poogita
Original Lyrics:
Movin' like you're movin' now
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooo I wanna screw your mouth
Original Lyrics:
Move the way you're doin' now
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peg-legged woman ain't got no toes
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pin-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooping while you do me now.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise and shine, burning bread
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine, burning red
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise and shine, burning red.
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine burning red.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roger Wolf can't stand still
Original Lyrics:
I gotta roll, can't stand still
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my money, took my car
Gonna tell the French it's gonna be a start.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' her friends she goin' be a star.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my money, took my car
Sell it to a friend, she gonna be your store.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' her friends she gonna be a star.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
She's gonna tell the French she wants to be a star.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started telling her friends she wants to be a star.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' the French she gonna be a star.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' her friends she gonna be a star.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Terminal lies make me a happy man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't tell me no lies and make me a happy man.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bearded woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bigger the woman, the bigger the hold.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zooba Dooba Deeebe Dow
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got lump sums so glad
Original Lyrics:
I sung love songs so glad
"Bron-y-aur Stomp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another banter for you and me.
Original Lyrics:
Telling mother nature 'bout you and me.
"Bron-y-aur Stomp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little man in the inner tree
Did the Mother Nature bow to you and me
Original Lyrics:
Hear the wind whistle in the tree
Telling mother nature 'bout you and me.
"Bron-y-aur Stomp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell your friends around the world
Ain't no compainion like a blue-eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
Tell your friends around the world
Ain't no companion like a blue-eyed merle.
"Bron-y-aur Stomp"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're old and you're eyes are dim
There ain't no old s*** gonna happen again.
Original Lyrics:
When you're old and your eyes are dim
There ain't no old Shep gonna happen again.
"Celebration Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma-mama I'm so happy
I'm gonna join the Navy.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, my...I'm so happy
I'm gonna join the band.
"Communication Breakdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm having another breakdown, drop me insane.
Original Lyrics:
I'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane.
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Custom pie
or
Justified
Original Lyrics:
Custard pie
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Distant pie
or
Dusting pile
Original Lyrics:
Custard pie
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told the people you're custard pie.
Drugged out.
Original Lyrics:
Chew on a piece of your custard pie
Drop down.
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm doin' a sheep and I don't know why
Original Lyrics:
Let me chew on a piece of your custard pie
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your nightshirt and your morning gown
Going bananas, gonna shake 'em on down
Original Lyrics:
Put on your nightshirt and your morning gown
You know by night I'm gonna shake 'em all down
A similar line also occurs in "Hats off to (Roy) Harper" form an earlier album. I found it equally hard to understand in both songs.
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell all the people you're just in time.
Original Lyrics:
Chew on a piece of your custard pie.
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the people you're justified
Original Lyrics:
Let me chew on a piece of your custard pie
"D'yer Maker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Di' jer make 'er?
Original Lyrics:
D'yer Maker (title)
"D'yer Maker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die-er Maker
Original Lyrics:
D'yer Maker
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chimpanzee is president, as the evening starts to glow.
Original Lyrics:
Suppin' booze is precedent, as the evening starts to glow.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing days are here again
The summer evening snow..
Original Lyrics:
Dancing days are here again
As the summer evenings grow..
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told your mama I'd get you home
But I didn't tell her I had no car
I sort of lied and you were standing alone.
Original Lyrics:
I told your mama I'd get you home
But I didn't tell her I had no car
I saw a lion, he was standing alone.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a womenly nose.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a woman who knows.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Dean is President
As the evening starts to glow.
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' booze is precedent
As the evening starts to glow.
Jimmy Dean makes breakfast sausage.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Lewis is President
As the evening starts to glow.
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' booze is precedent
As the evening starts to glow.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sippin Booze as president as the evening starts to glow
Original Lyrics:
Sippin booze is precedent as the evening starts to glow
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid Bruce is president, as the evening starts to glow
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' booze is precedent, as the evening starts to glow.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
sniffin glue is precedent as the evening starts to glow
Original Lyrics:
Suppin' booze is precedent, as the evening starts to glow.
"Darlene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double D
Original Lyrics:
Darlene
Sorry, but for forty years, I swear Robert is singing "Double D"....I thought he was referring to her well-endowed bust.
"Darlene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double D
Original Lyrics:
Darlene
"Darlene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dow-Woody
Original Lyrics:
Darlene
"Darlene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dumbleen
Original Lyrics:
Darlene
"Darlene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got money!
Original Lyrics:
Darlene
"Darlene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got woody
Original Lyrics:
Darlene! Ooh ooh Darlene!
"Darlene"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Movies!
Ooh ooh The Movies!
Original Lyrics:
Darlene!
Ooh ooh Darlene!
"Dazed And Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now lots of people talkin', yet few of them know
The soul of a woman was created for love, and I like it.
Original Lyrics:
Lots of people talkin', few of them a-know
Soul of a woman was created below, yeah.
"Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true
One-legged woman never bargained for you.
Original Lyrics:
Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true
Wanted a woman never bargained for you.
"Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing home my hard earned pain
Original Lyrics:
Bringing home my hard earned pay
"Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
One little woman never bargained for you.
Original Lyrics:
Wanted a woman never bargained for you.
"Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walnetto Woman, never bargained for you.
Original Lyrics:
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
A Walnetto Woman, of course, would have to be the frumpy character played by Ruth Buzzi in 'Laugh-In', who repeatedly refused the Walnetto candy offered by Arte Johnson's dirty old man character.
"Down By The Sea Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
Equal turned away.
Original Lyrics:
People turned away.
"Down By The Sea Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
People need their change.
Original Lyrics:
People turned away.
"Down By The Sea Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
We both turned away.
Original Lyrics:
People turned away.
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of all the love that I found
or
La la, the love that I've found
or
La la, the love that I've found
Original Lyrics:
Light of the love that I found
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie all the love that I found
Original Lyrics:
Light of the love that I found
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light up the blunt that I found.
Original Lyrics:
Light of the love that I found
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go jumpin' downtown mound
Original Lyrics:
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go shuffling downtown
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go shopping downtown.
Original Lyrics:
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go shuffling downtown.
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well there's a line in your eye that can't shine
Original Lyrics:
Well there's a light in your eye that keeps shining
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the peppers I brought do I drop, hey.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm breathless, I'll run 'til I drop, hey.
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you show up naked, all right?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you show up, make it all right?
"Fool in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Most of the fools got girls
Original Lyrics:
The thoughts of a fool's kinda careless
"Fool in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, before it sinks to the ground
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my heart it sinks to the ground
"For Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I said, 'Didn't mean to
Did not mean to funk it.'
Original Lyrics:
And I said, 'Didn't mean to
Did not mean to fail.'
"For Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you want cocaine, cocaine, cocaine?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you wanna cook it, cook it, cook it?
"For Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you want cookie, cookie, cookie?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want to cook it, cook it, cook it?
"Gallows Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haman
Original Lyrics:
Hangman
"Gallows Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' from the Gallup Poll
or
Swingin' on the Dallas Poll
or
Swingin' on the Dallas Poll
Original Lyrics:
Swingin' on the gallows pole
"Gallows Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swingin' on the gallows cold.
Original Lyrics:
Swingin' on the gallows pole.
"Gallows Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swinging on the Devil's b*l*s.
Original Lyrics:
Swing on the gallows pole.
"Gallows Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me from the valley, whole.
Original Lyrics:
Swingin' from the gallows pole
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to California with a nakin' in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an aching in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an acorn in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an achin' in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an atrium in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an achin' in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an ink pen in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an aching in my heart
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California with a napkin in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an achin' in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California with an ATM in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an achin' in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California with an acorn in my a***.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an aching in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California with the weekend in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an achin' in my heart
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California, naked, in my car
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to California with an achin', in my heart
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to California with an ATM in my heart
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to California with an achin', in my heart
I thought it was a metaphor for saying that he felt generous.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to California with bacon, in my hair
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to California with an achin', in my heart
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Made up my mind
I'm makin' you a star
Going to California with an aching
In my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Made up my mind
To make a new start
Going to California with an aching
In my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
To find a queen when I was a king.
Original Lyrics:
To find a queen without a king.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been bummed.
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to Californina with a pigpen in my heart ..
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a punch on the nose and it's starting to blow
Original Lyrics:
Got a punch on the nose and it's starting to flow
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I might be sick, oh.
Original Lyrics:
I think I might be sinkin'.
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of doom
or
Ride a white man in the footsteps of doom
or
Ride a wide man in the footsteps of doin'
or
Write a white man in the footsteps of Dune
Original Lyrics:
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoking my Skoal
Original Lyrics:
Smoking my stuff
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standin' on the hill on the mountain of dreams
or
Standin' on my heel on the mountain of dreams
or
Standin' on the healin' on the mountain of dreams
Original Lyrics:
Standin' on a hill in my mountain of dreams
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tellin' myself it's not as hot, hot, hot as it seems
Original Lyrics:
Tellin' myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been boned
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born
"Good Times Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
My woman left home with a blind man.
Original Lyrics:
My woman left home with a brown man.
"Good Times Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter how I try to find my way to the same old jow.
Original Lyrics:
No matter how I try, I find my way to the same old jam.
"Good Times Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
When my woman left home for another man.. but I still don't seem to care.
Original Lyrics:
When my woman left home for a brown-eyed man..but I still don't seem to care.
"Good Times Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
my woman left home with a blind man
Original Lyrics:
my woman left home with a brown-eyed man
"Good Times, Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the days of bayou
Original Lyrics:
In the days of my youth
"Good Times, Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
It only took a couple of days
'Til she was really mean.
Original Lyrics:
It only took a couple of days
'Til she was rid of me.
"Hats off to (Roy) Harper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bus stop! Bus stop!
Original Lyrics:
Must holler, must holler
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Awkward Enough
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, fellas, have you heard the news?
The little wallaby's back in town!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, fellas, have you heard the news?
You know that Annie's back in town!
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what the people say
I know where their job is at
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what the people say
I know where their jive is at
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what the people say
I know where their job is at.
or
I don't care what the people say
I know where their child is at.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what the people say
I know where their jive is at.
"Hey Hey What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a woman and a boner all day
Original Lyrics:
I got a woman wanna ball all day
"Hey Hey What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a woman wanna borrow day.
Original Lyrics:
I got a woman wanna ball all day.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a woman at the bar all day.
Original Lyrics:
I got a woman, wanna bawl all day.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta woman, she want me true.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta woman, she won't be true.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the bars with the metalflake guitars
Original Lyrics:
In the bars with the me who play guitars
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover does a midnight shift
She foolin' around all the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does the midnight shift
She followed around all the time.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover does the midnight shift
She follows around all of the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does the midnight shift
She bawls around all of the time.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover doesn't hit that s***
She fool around all the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does a midnight shift
She followed around all the time.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover doesn't look like s***
She followed around all the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does a midnight shift
She followed around all the time.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover is a midnight ship, she flows around all of the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does the midnight shift
She followed around all the time.
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, hot doll
or
Ah, Honcho
Original Lyrics:
Ah, hot dog
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
But bulls**t, she was after something more
Original Lyrics:
But folks said she was after something more
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her love at seventy
A little late these days it seems
But they said Heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'You whore'
The sheep left, I'm just hangin' 'round for more.
Original Lyrics:
I took her love at seventeen
A little late these days it seems
But they said Heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'U-Haul'
She left angels hangin' 'round for more.
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her word, I took it all
The meat, the sign, the send-you-all
She left those banjos hangin' round for more.
Original Lyrics:
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'U-Haul'
She left angels hangin' 'round for more.
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy just got into town today.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I just got into town today.
"Houses Of The Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the door comes Satan's doorman.
Original Lyrics:
From the door comes Satan's daughter.
"Houses Of The Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the houses of the holy
We can watch the white doves go
From the door comes Satan's daughter
And it only goes to show.
or
From the houses of the bowling
We can watch the white dogs go
From the dark comes Satan's doorknob
And it only goes to show.
or
From the houses of the bowling
We can watch the white dogs go
From the dark comes Satan's doorknob
And it only goes to show.
Original Lyrics:
From the houses of the holy
We can watch the white doves go
From the dark of Satan's doorknock
And it only goes to show.
"Houses Of The Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...save me, man.
Original Lyrics:
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...Satan and man.
"Houses Of The Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an angel on my shoulder
And my hands are sort of gold
Let me wander in your party
And the seas of love, a**hole.
Original Lyrics:
There's an angel on my shoulder
In my hand, a sword of gold
Let me wander in your garden
And the seeds of love I'll sow.
"Houses of the Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the dark of Satan's Jordan
Original Lyrics:
Oh...Satan and man.
"Houses of the Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the music be your master.
Well, we hear the master's gone...
Oh...Slightly mad!
Original Lyrics:
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...Satan and man.
"Houses of the Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...Slightly mad!
Original Lyrics:
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...Satan and man.
"How Many More Times?"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me the Hot Dog
Original Lyrics:
They call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, a god beat a Honda.
Original Lyrics:
They call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
How minimo times
Original Lyrics:
How many more times
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got another child on the way that makes eleven
But I'm in constant hell
Original Lyrics:
I got another child on the way that makes eleven
But I'm in constant heaven
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swarfega hunger
Original Lyrics:
Well they call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me the Honda.
Original Lyrics:
They call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toby, the Hunter
Original Lyrics:
They call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, a god beat a Honda
Original Lyrics:
Well they call me the hunter
"I Can't Quit You Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you want my wand inside.
Original Lyrics:
I know you are my one desire.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this leading, thrashing out
I see you now, you do the twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this sleeping, stretching out
I wanna go where people rest & shout
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this sleeping, trashing out
Our only go will be the twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this sweeping, flashing, ahhhh
I want to go where there's a Western shout!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with the threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always leaving, thrashing ahh
I'll only go when people twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep, with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always searching, pressing on
I wanna go where there's a wrestling show.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oars
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep with flashing eye
I hold the door to see the rest of shore.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep, with a threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep with nothing on
I wanna go where people twist and shout
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep, with a threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep, b**ching out
I only go to the west section.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep, especially now,
I wanna go where things twist and shout
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with the threshing oar,
our only goal will be the Western Shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep, nothing more
I only go where there's a resturant show.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with the threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleeping, arrested shout
I wanna go with these aristocrats
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with the threshing oar,
our only goal will be the Western Shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleeping, catching up
I wanna go, where there's a western shop.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleeping, pushing on;
I wanna go where there’s a rest to shout.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleeping, stressing out
I roll the call but then you run the show!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sweeping and trashing on.
Our only goal's to face the west and shout.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep, with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sweeping, pressing on
I wanna go where there's a western show.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oars
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sweet with, flashing eyes, on a roller coaster see them twist and shout!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sweet, refreshing, ahh!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always thinking, sixty-nine!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always weeping, lashing out;
our only goal will be you shut you up
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar;
our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come from the land of ice and snow,
Of the midnight sun where the hot winds blow
Original Lyrics:
Come from the land of ice and snow,
Of the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to the land of ice cream cones.
Original Lyrics:
We come from the land of ice and snow.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enter the land of the ice cream man.
Original Lyrics:
We come from the land of the ice and snow.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed some Tuscan women in the day, just mad at all your losing
Original Lyrics:
Peace and trust can win the day despite all your losing.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fight the Hulk, singing and frying
Original Lyrics:
To fight the horde, singing and crying.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow
Original Lyrics:
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow...
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow
Original Lyrics:
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow
Original Lyrics:
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow...
Original Lyrics:
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow...
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hammer up the car
Original Lyrics:
Hammer of the Gods
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy secret, the threshing oar
I only know it'll be the wasteland shout
We are dark overlords.
Tonight, you'd better stop.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
We are your overlords
So now you'd better stop.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy she-it, j***ing off.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with a threshing oar.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go and see the Western Show.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go where people twist and shout
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go to a Country-Western show.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go to where's the worst place to shop.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go where there's a Western show
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go where there's a restaurant show.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go where things are rest assured
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go with a rising shout
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal is the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely people piss me off.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with a threshing oar.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Member of the cause
Original Lyrics:
Hammer of the gods
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the Sea Witch, crashing on
I wanna go where people rest and shout.
Original Lyrics:
Onward we go with thrashing oar
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
On we sweep, pressing on I wanna go were these directions show!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only sleep when
We're threshing on
I wanna go
and taste the west end shore
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with
The threshing oar
Our only goal
will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only sleep with professionals
I want go where people twist and shout!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with the threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our only go will be the western show.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our only goal is to find a hoe.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal is the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our only goal will be a rest station.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western show.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our only goal will be to rest and shower
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our only goat will do the twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarah Swanson, I am coming!
Original Lyrics:
Valhalla, I am coming!
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
So now you better stop, your weepy hearts are ruined.
Original Lyrics:
So now, you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruin.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
So now you'd better stop raping all your women.
Original Lyrics:
So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tonight, you'd better stop reaping over your ruin.
Original Lyrics:
So now, you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruin.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
To fight the whores, singing and crying.
Original Lyrics:
To fight the horde, singing and crying.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
To hammer up the gun
Original Lyrics:
The hammer of the gods
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight you’d better stop & read me all your runes
Original Lyrics:
So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treat some dry skin in the day to hide all your brusing.
Original Lyrics:
Peace and trust can win the day despite all your losing.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valhalla I am crumb-o-ling!
Original Lyrics:
Valhalla, I am coming!
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Van Helsing, I am combing!
Original Lyrics:
Valhalla, I am coming!
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Van Halen, I am coming
or
Vendela here I come
or
Vendela here I come
Original Lyrics:
Valhalla, I am coming
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We always sleep, twitching arms
I wanna go where we can twist and shout!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are overblown.
Original Lyrics:
We are your overlords.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow.
Original Lyrics:
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come from the land of the ice cream show,
From the midnight sun of the Cosby Show.
Original Lyrics:
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come from the lands of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow
Original Lyrics:
We come from the lands of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll only stop where there's a rest station.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the hot springs blow
Original Lyrics:
Where the hot springs flow
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisper tales of gore.
Original Lyrics:
Whisper tales of Thor.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs coffee when the ice cream's cold
Original Lyrics:
Come from the land of the ice and snow
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the midnight sun and a high-strung bow.
Original Lyrics:
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my cheeses
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus gonna make out.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus gonna make up.
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Mathilda
Oh Mathilda
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
Oh my Jesus
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my Cheez-its
Oh my Cheez-its
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
Oh my Jesus
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my cheesecake!
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus!
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my teeth hurt.
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus!
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my Chile! (pronounced Chee-leh)
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my Jesus!
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my Geena
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my Jesus
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my Gena! Oh, my Gena! Oh, my Gena!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my Jesus! Oh, my Jesus!, Oh, my Jesus!
According to the song sheet for the Led Zeppelin album, "Physical Grafitti", which printed "Oh, my Gena!".
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my cheater!
or Oh, my cheetah!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my Jesus!
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, Gabriel, let me blow you, hon.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, Gabriel, let me blow your horn
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
oh my teeth hurt
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
"In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know there must be electric trains
Original Lyrics:
I know there must be lipstick traces,
"In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know there must be electric trains
Original Lyrics:
I know there must be lipstick traces
"In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Mark Jeter
Oh Mark Jeter
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
Oh my Jesus
"In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh march easy
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
"In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my Cheetos! Oh my Cheetos!
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus! Oh my Jesus!
"In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my TV
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
"In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my Gina,
Oh my Gina
or
Oh my teeth ache,
Oh my teeth ache
or
Oh my teeth ache,
Oh my teeth ache
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
Oh My Jesus
"In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my teeth hurt, oh my teeth hurt A tortilla, a tortillia
Original Lyrics:
Oh my JesusOh My Jesus
"In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or Tequila
Or Tequila
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
Oh my Jesus
"In The Evening"
Misheard Lyrics:
A knee too low.
Original Lyrics:
I need your love.
"In The Evening"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I need zoo love.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I need your love.
"In The Evening"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snead your love.
Original Lyrics:
Need your love.
"In The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you feel that you can't go on
And your wheel's sinking low.
Original Lyrics:
And if you feel that you can't go on
And your will's sinkin' low.
"In the Evening"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man, it's Disney at the top
Original Lyrics:
Man, it's dizzy at the top
"In the Evening"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh...Oh... I need Jew love
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Oh, I need your love.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
And stars fill my green
Original Lyrics:
And stars fill my dream
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I buy, can I buy you a beer?
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to find, tryin' to find where I been.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the sun beat down upon my face.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son beat down upon my face.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab the desk that floats 'hind you
When moving through Kashmir.
or
Grab the dust that floats high in June
When moving through Kashmir.
Original Lyrics:
Sure as the dust that floats high in June
When movin' through Kashmir.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the bastard who led to this place, yellow desert streams
Original Lyrics:
Heed the path that led me to that place, yellow desert stream
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shag a lot beneath the summer moon.
Original Lyrics:
My Shangri - La beneath the summer moon.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit with elders of the general race.
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jurassic dust blows high in June
Original Lyrics:
Sure as the dust that floats high in June
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, farther up, the four winds
Fill my sails.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, father of the four winds
Fill my sails.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, father of the four winds
Fill my sails, across the sea id.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, father of the four winds
Fill my sails, across the sea of years.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit the children on my face.
or
Sit the elders on my face.
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit with Elvis at the dinner table.
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret Elvis of a gentle race
or
Sit with Elvis of a gentle race
or
Sit with Elvis of a gentle race
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit with Elvis on a dinner plate
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit with Elvis on a dinner plate
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit with Elvis on the gentle race
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep with Elvis on the generate
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spoke of Elvis on a velvet plate.
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Squirrels are seldom seen
Original Lyrics:
This world has seldom seen.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Squirrels seldom sleep.
Original Lyrics:
This world has seldom seen.
"Livin' Lovin Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toolin' 'round town in her Aid Cadillac
Original Lyrics:
Missus Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
"Livin' Lovin Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty percent hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"Livin' Lovin Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and pipsy ham.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"Livin' Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple apparatus and a fifth percent hair
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Livin' Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a 50 cent ham
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"Livin' Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifth in hand. . .
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat. . .
"Livin' Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the butler and the maid and the cemetery
Original Lyrics:
With the butler and the maid and the servants three
"Livin' Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the f##ker and the maid and the servants three
Original Lyrics:
With the butler and the maid and the servants three
"Livin', Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple op purator and a fifth cent hair
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Livin', Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifth in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Livin', Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifty per-cent hair
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
The Led Zeppelin need to honor their advanced age (as well as The Who and many others of my generation), and stop trying to perform old hits as if the band members were still in their 20's. It really goes over like a led zeppelin.
"Livin', Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a pips in hand.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"Livin', Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifth in her hand.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"No one seems to really know the lyrics until they look them up." Amen, Bryan, and I also still like MY version.
"Livin', Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the pedal to the metal and a fifth in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diarrhea, diarrhea payin' your bills.
Original Lyrics:
Alimony, alimony payin' your bills.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Headin' toward days of how it used to be.
Original Lyrics:
Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven told Hansel how it used to be
Original Lyrics:
Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helen told tales of how it used to be
Original Lyrics:
Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be
The misheard lyric "Diarrhea, diarrhea paying your bills." is an obvious PARODY submission, even though it's funny.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a purple cellar with a nasty rat
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a purple operator and a fifty cent hat
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cooler outside in her aged cadillac
Original Lyrics:
Missus Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin', lovin', Kentucky walrus
Original Lyrics:
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin', lovin', and then the walrus.
Original Lyrics:
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin', lovin', she's just a walnut.
Original Lyrics:
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin', lovin'
She's a Chihuahua.
Original Lyrics:
Livin', lovin'
She's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin', lovin'
Drinkin' the water.
Original Lyrics:
Livin', lovin'
She's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living, loving, against the water.
Original Lyrics:
Living, loving, she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living, loving, and in the mornin'.
Original Lyrics:
Living, loving, she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living, loving, she's just a walrus.
Original Lyrics:
Living, loving, she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's rollin' 'round town in her ace Cadillac.
Original Lyrics:
Missus Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well a purple amaretto and the 5th's at hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a purple umbrella with a fifth said, 'Hand!'
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a batter overhead and a fifty-cent ham
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a batter overhead in a fifth in hand.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a batter overhead in the fifth in St. Anne's.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a pepper, a Beretta, and a 50 cent ham.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a perp a pal Barella and a fixed cent hat
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple alligator and a fifth in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple amaretto and a fifty cent hair
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple amaretto and a fix in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple arm Beretta and a fifth in hand.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple carburetor and a safety pin
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a '57 ham
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a 50-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a 50 cent ham.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a 50 cent hen.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifth in hand.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifth set-in.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifths in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifty percent head
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifty-cent hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifty-cent hat
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fix in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and fifty cent hair.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and the fifth at head.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operetta in a 50 cent ham
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple percolator and a fifty cent call
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a Phipps in hand
Goin' downtown in her aims Cadillac.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
Misses Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifth in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifth sedan
She's goin' around town in her eighties Cadillac
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
Missus Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifth sedan,
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
Gonna scoot around town in her A.I.D.S. Cadillac.
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat,
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
The misheard doesn't make sense, though, since the A.I.D.S virus wasn't discovered until much later.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fix in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple upper inner and a fifth in hand.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alimony, alimony paying for your beer
Living, loving, Kentucky woman
Original Lyrics:
Alimony, alimony paying your bills,
Living, loving, she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven knows, 'tisn't how it used to be
Original Lyrics:
Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Punch your t!ts then knock it back with pills.
Original Lyrics:
When conscience hits you knock it back with pills.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you conscience hits you knock it back with Piels.
Original Lyrics:
When conscience hits you knock it back with pills.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a pebble operator and a 50 Cent ham.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple amaretto and a fish in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fix in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the fucker and the maid and the servants tree
Original Lyrics:
With the butler and the maid and the servants three
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the pecker in the maid and the seven seas
Original Lyrics:
With the butler and the maid and the servants three
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cooler outside with her 80's Cadillac
Original Lyrics:
Missus Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
They could have been looking into the future in order for the misheard line to make sense.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a 59
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifty-nine
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Japanese business man stepped up to me.
Original Lyrics:
Just then a policeman stepped up to me.
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
A hamster said "Please, hey, would you care
To all get in line?"
Original Lyrics:
Asked us, said "Please, hey, would we care
To all get in line?"
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging onto a star
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Whoopie Cat, do you wanna Ska?
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna get stoned?
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna scone?
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you want a scone?
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Whoopi Cat
or
Hey movie-cat
or
Hey movie-cat
Original Lyrics:
Hey would we care?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there Whoopee Cat
Original Lyrics:
Hey there would we care
I found a guy on Facebook called Bob 'Whoopee Cat". I messaged him my story and he said he heard the same thing as a kid now that's his nickname!
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just then one of these men stepped up to me
Asked us said, 'Please, hey, would we care to all get a life?'
Original Lyrics:
Just then a policeman stepped up to me
Asked us said, 'Please, hey, would we care to all get in line?'
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
They asked us to stay for tea and have some fun
Oh, oh, he said that his friends were Ultra Brite.
Original Lyrics:
They asked us to stay for tea and have some fun
Oh, oh, he said that his friends would all drop by.
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
They gonna do a star
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' in the park just the other day, baby
What do ya think I saw?
Crowds of people sittin' on the grass with flowers in their hair, singing
They're going to a star
And y'know how it is I really don't know what time it was
So I asked 'em if I could stay and whine
I didn't notice but it had got very dark and I was really really out on my mile
Just then, happy please men stepped up to me as dust
Said, "please say whoopee cat"
All gettin' lyin', gettin' lyin'
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' in the park just the other day, baby
What d'ya, what d'ya think I saw
Crowds of people sittin' on the grass with flowers in their hair said, "Hey, boy, do you wanna score"
And y'know how it is I really don't know what time it was, whoa-ho-ho
So I asked 'em if I could stay a while
I didn't notice but it had got very dark and I was really really outta my mind
Just then, a policeman stepped up to me
Asked us, said, please, hey, would we care to all get in line, get in line
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think, a**hole?
Original Lyrics:
What do you think I saw?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take a bulldog at yourself
And describe what you see.
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take a good look at yourself
And describe what you see.
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take a bulldog at yourself
And describe what you see.
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take a good look at yourself
And describe what you see.
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
With flowers in their headset
Original Lyrics:
With flowers in their hair said
"No Quarter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devil mops their every step
Original Lyrics:
Devil mocks their every step
"No Quarter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look inside my sight within
Original Lyrics:
Walking side by side with death
"No Quarter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moby won't be home tonight
Original Lyrics:
No they won't be home tonight
"No Quarter"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dogs of doom howl and moan
Original Lyrics:
The dogs of doom are howling more
"Nobody's Fault But Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody's 4 foot 9.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody's fault but mine.
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey lady, you've got the love I need,
maybe more than a man
Original Lyrics:
Hey lady, you've got the love I need,
maybe more than enough
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey lady- you got the love I need
Oh maybe- more than enough
Oh darling, darling f**k a while with me
Oh you've got so much.
Original Lyrics:
Hey lady- you got the love I need
Oh maybe- more than enough
Oh darling, darling walk a while with me
Oh you've got so much.
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many dirty men can see the open hole
Original Lyrics:
Many many men can't see the open road
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mel is a man
Who knows what he's been missing.
Original Lyrics:
Mellow is the man
Who knows what he's been missing.
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Merrill is a man who knows what he's been missing.
Original Lyrics:
Mellow is the man who knows what he's been missing.
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Metal is the man
Who knows what he's been missing.
or
Many is the man
Who knows what he's been kissing.
Original Lyrics:
Mellow is the man
Who knows what he's been missing.
"Over the Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many innocent words
That only lead to kissing
Original Lyrics:
Many is a word
That only leaves you guessing
"Over the Hills and Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey lady, Dr. Giovanni
Original Lyrics:
Hey lady, you've got the love I need
"Over the Hills and Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe more than a lot
Original Lyrics:
Maybe more than enough
"Over the Hills and Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe more than you know
Original Lyrics:
Maybe more than enough
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can smell the vase
Original Lyrics:
And now I smell the rain
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I smell the vase
Original Lyrics:
And now I smell the rain
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though I helped feet drag a thousand times
Original Lyrics:
And though our health we drank a thousand times
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But God, with the evil one crapped up and slipped away with her.
or
But God, with the evil one cramped up and slipped away with her.
Original Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Gollum at the evil wall
Original Lyrics:
But Gollum and the evil one
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her...chair!
Original Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her....yeah.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil one
Original Lyrics:
But Gollum, at the evil wall
I have listed to this song multiple times from both record and CD, and both times have heard a distinct 't' sound (at) rather than 'd' (and). I also cannot hear any 'n' sound (one); it's more like "wa," most likely "wall" with an inaudible 'l' at the end (some artists let 'l' sounds trail off). Just thought I'd run this by you and see what you think.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil wall crept up and slipped away with her.
Original Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Gollum, the evil warrior stepped up and slipped away with her.
Original Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna... Sh*t, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna... Sh-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the darkest bricks and mortar I met a girl so fair,
but gone on, that evil wall crept up and slipped away with her.
Original Lyrics:
In the darkest depths of Mordor I met a girl so fair,
but Gollum, the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her.
For the longest time I thought these lyrics were about a woman who was a victim of being walled up alive until I read that it was about the Lord of the Rings and it made better sense.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna ride along
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna ramble on
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I smell the rain
And with it pain
And it's hittin' my brain.
Original Lyrics:
Now I smell the rain
And with it pain
And it's headed my way.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabeleaux!
Original Lyrics:
Ramble on!
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ramadan!
Original Lyrics:
Ramble on!
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel dog, And now's the time, the time is now, To feed my soul
Original Lyrics:
Ramble on, And now's the time, the time is now, To sing my song
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil one cracked up and sipped O.A. with her
Original Lyrics:
The evil one crept up and sipped away with her
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
A kick in the tits!
Original Lyrics:
I can't count the tears!
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been a long time since I did this song
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I did the stroll
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bin so long since I walked in a rule ay
A Lincoln Arms just can't walk right, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Seems so long since we walked in the moonlight
Yeah, making vows that just can't work right, yeah.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry my bags
Original Lyrics:
Carry me back.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Color Me Badd
Original Lyrics:
Carry me back.
This song clearly predates the band Color Me Badd (which didn't even form until the 1990's).
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on down to the f***in' road.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I rock and rolled.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time
Since my wok had a roll
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time
Since I rock and rolled
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I been to school.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I did the stroll.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I bopped and bowled
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I rock 'n' roll
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I drove this row
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I rock and rolled
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I smoked cigars.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I did the stroll.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I took a blow
I can't get my tears over lack of no love
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since the book of love
I can't count the tears of a life with no love
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I took out a loan.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since the book of love.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I walked on the ruler
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I Rock and Rolled
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since you rode my poll.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I rock 'n' roll.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its been a long time since I bipped and strolled
Original Lyrics:
Its been a long time since I did the stroll
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making vows, a disco war cry.
Original Lyrics:
Making vows that just can't work right.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh bear, Pooh bear
Original Lyrics:
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems so long since we walked in the moonlight
Yeah, making out; I just can't walk right, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Seems so long since we walked in the moonlight
Yeah, making vows that just can't work right, yeah.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spirilon time since I rock 'n' roll.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I rock 'n' roll.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy McVeigh, Timmy McVeigh, Timmy McVeigh.
Babe, he's where I come from.
Original Lyrics:
Carry me back, carry me back, carry me back.
Baby, where I come from.
"Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry me back, carry me back, carry me back
Middle earth where I come from
Original Lyrics:
Carry me back, carry me back, carry me back.
Baby, where I come from.
"Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinnertime
Original Lyrics:
Been a long time
"Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we go down, here we go down
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time, been a long time
"Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we go now, here we go now
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time, been a long time
"Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoosier, Hoosier
Original Lyrics:
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
A Hoosier is a person coming from Indiana (also the state nickname, the "Hoosier State").
"Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miracle Whip
Original Lyrics:
Here we go now
"Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems so long since we walked in the moonlight,
Naked whore just got hogtied
Original Lyrics:
Seems so long since we walked in the moonlight,
Making vows that just can't work right
"She's Just a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kentucy Woman
Original Lyrics:
She's Just a woman
"Sick Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come the winter, I'll be ready in the scene
How could you, pretty blue eyes?
One day soon you're gonna read, sixteen,
Ain't it likely, on the sea and fry
Touchin' babies from your teenage drain and the lobby of Hotel Paradise
To the circus, on to L.A., Queens
How fast to learn, go down inside
Just, like, the chair is on the brown-eye queen
Come on, brass and brush my eyes
Said you done this since you were 13
Said you didn't at your healing side
Ours, ours! All the moments in between
Baby I can time it twice
Funnin' comin'
Oh the painin' baby
Paint and try those silver eyes
Original Lyrics:
From the window of your rented limousine
I caught your pretty blue eyes
One day soon you're gonna reach sixteen
A painted lady in the city of lies
Clutchin' pages from your teenage dream in the lobby of the hotel paradise
Through the circus of the L.A. queens
How fast you'll learn the downhill slide
Lips like cherries on the brow of a queen
Does "come-on" flash across your eyes
Said ya dug me since ya were thirteen
Then you giggled as you heaved and sighed
Hours, hours were the moments in between
Oh, baby, how the time flies
The fun of comin', oh, the pain in leavin'
Oh, baby, dry those silver eyes
"Sick Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the window, I'll be ready in a limousine
Original Lyrics:
From the window of your rented limousine
"Sick Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the windows of your red limousine
Original Lyrics:
From the windows of your rented limousine
"Since I've Been Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bringing in the best, the best of foods
Original Lyrics:
I've really been the best, the best of fools
"Since I've Been Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for Santa, to eleven every night.
Original Lyrics:
Working from seven, to eleven every night.
"Since I've Been Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smells like dizzy, smells like rain
Original Lyrics:
my tears they fell like rain
"South Bound Saurez"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, when you're goin' to Sea World?
Original Lyrics:
Baby, a-when ya walk the sweet walk
"South Bound Saurez"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m feelin’ Gucci
Original Lyrics:
I’m feelin’ good, child
"South Bound Saurez"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, just a little bit of sweet caca, yeah-e-yeah
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, just a little bit of sweet con-carne, yeah
"South Bound Saurez"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, just a little bit of sweet con carne, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, just a little bit of Sweet Co-Connie
I've read that, rather than being about delicious chili, these lyrics are referencing "Sweet Connie" Hamzy, the renowned groupie with ties to, among many other bands, Led Zeppelin.
"South Bound Saurez"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, just a little bit of sweet caca, yeah-e-yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, just a little bit of sweet con-carne, yeah.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause you know sometimes words have no meaning
Original Lyrics:
'cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that clitoris is gold.
Original Lyrics:
All that glitters is gold.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
An' dere's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as I wind on down the road
I sure was stronger than I thought
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we all go down the road
The shadows taller than they show
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines like light and wants to know
How everything still turns to goo
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where one are all and all is one
To be a rock and on a roll.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we whine on down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
I shat a stone and I shall roll
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our song is all I really know
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines like light and wants to know
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you a lot
Where one are all and all is one
To be a rock and not to roam
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen we're at heart
The Jew will come to you at last
When all I wanted was is gold
To be lost and not know.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen we're at heart
The Jew will come to you at last
When all I wanted was is gold
To be lost and not know.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows(,) taller than I was told
There walks a lady we all know
Who shine white light and wants to show
Howe everything still turns to (gold/stone)
And if you listen very hard
Then doom will come (or taunt) to/at you at last
One all are one and one is all
To be a rock, and not to roll
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
I should have stolen and I stole.
Original Lyrics:
As we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
I should have stolen our soul.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
I should've known I should've told
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen what she's told
The truth will ponder you alone
When all is one and one is all
To feel wrong and natural.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wine on down the road
I should have stole but then I sold.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we're walking down the road
Our shadows taller than our scones.
Original Lyrics:
As we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as you walk on down the road...
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road...
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And every wino down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And every wino down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The Jew will bother you alot
Original Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The truth will bother you a lot
Original Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The truth will come to you a lot
Where all is one and one is all
To be a rock and after all!
Original Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you whistle very hard
The Jew will come to you along.
Original Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's (a) whisper that soothes, if we all call the troops
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the Jew
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we saw Walt Tkazcuk.
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune.
Tkazcuk was a player on the New York Rangers in the 1980's (*after* this song was made).
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon,
if we all call the jews,
then the bible will lead us to reason
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon,
if we all call the tune,
then the piper will lead us to reason
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the jews
or
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the truce
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the Jews
And the piper will lead us Theresa.
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
And the piper will lead us to reason.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the june
And the piper will lead us to reason.
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
And the piper will lead us to reason.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soothes
If we all call the jude
Then the Bible will lead us to reason.
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my spirit is crying for leg room
Original Lyrics:
And my spirit is crying for leaving
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she climbing a stairway to Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's buying a stereo, Kevin.
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's flying a stairway to heaven
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Bible will lead us to reason
Original Lyrics:
And the piper will lead us to reason
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the viper will read our new reason
Original Lyrics:
And the piper will lead us to reason
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's Bill Wyman down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Bill Wyman, as some of you may know, is the former bass player for the Rolling Stones.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a Wiley down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a rhino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a whiner down the road.
Original Lyrics:
As we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a whino down the road...
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wine on down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a winehouse down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road,
I should've stole his Oreos
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road,
our shadows taller than our souls
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road
Who showed us all that I have heard
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen very hard
The thruth will come to you at last
When all is one and one is all
To be a rock and not to know.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wombat down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are shadows stronger than I sewed?
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone went down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Following the stairway to heaven
Original Lyrics:
Buying the stairway to heaven
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the white horse down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
How everything still turns to dope
Original Lyrics:
How everything still turns to gold
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have stolen a hot stone.
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should've stolen what I sold?
or
I should've stolen what I stole
or
I should've stolen what I stole
Original Lyrics:
How everything still turns to gold
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there are busses in your hedgerow,
just call your lawnman
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bus all in your hedgerow don't be a lawman
It's just a sprinkling for the baked weed.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bus or plane out of here, won't you let me know?
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bus stop in your headphones
Don't be alarmed now.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgegrow
Don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bus-run in your hedgehog
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bust down in your hetro, don't be a lawman.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle and you hustle
And there's the lawman
It's just a speaking of the ween Queen
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your bedroom
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your head now
Don't be alarmed now.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgehog, don't be a lawman
It's just a sprinkling for the May Queen.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be along now.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be a lawman.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
don't be alarmed now
it's just a sprinkling for the May Queen
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
don't be alarmed now
it's just a spring clean for the May Queen
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustlin' group of hedgehogs
Get it on now.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a butthole in your bedroom, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a buzz all in your head now, don't be alarmed
It's just a sprinkling for the making.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a hustle with your hedgehog, don't be a lawman.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a muscle in your head loose,
you'll be a lawman
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a muscle in your headroom, don't be alone now.
It's just a sprinkling for the bakery.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a muscle in your hedgehog
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a penis in your mum's mouth, don't be alarmed now
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a pretzel in your hair, Joe
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a rustle in your hedgehog, you'll be alone then,
But that's just a sprinkling from the Baked queen...
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring cleaning for the May queen...
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a rustle in your hedgerow
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we all call the Jew
Original Lyrics:
If we all call the tune
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we all call the June
Original Lyrics:
If we all call the tune
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there's a muscle in your head, Joe?
or
Is there a rustle in your hedgerow?
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the bakery.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the maid queen.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the main queen.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the making.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkly for the Bay Quee
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkly for the May queen.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
I'm not the one who misheard it; I got the line from a woman on an Amazon chat-list (Song Lyric Tag) who posted the line, apparently thinking that was the right wording.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just the sprinkling for the maid queen.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's left strictly for the maid to clean.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary walks - the lady we all know.
Original Lyrics:
There walks a lady we all know.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our chapped toes taller than a rose.
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than arseholes
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
S*at on a toad whose eyes were sowed
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Bible will lead us to reason
Original Lyrics:
The Piper will lead s to reason
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jew will bother you alot
Original Lyrics:
The tune will come to you at last
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jew will hondel you at last.
Original Lyrics:
The tune will come to you at last.
'Hondel' is to haggle in Yiddish.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The piper's rolling you a joint here
Original Lyrics:
The piper's calling you to join him
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she will come to you at last.
Original Lyrics:
The tune will come to you at last.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the fire crew will lead us to reason.
Original Lyrics:
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are tuba's you can go buy
Original Lyrics:
There are two paths you can go by
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are two pads you can go buy.
Original Lyrics:
There are two paths you can go by.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady ashore, all that glitters is gold.
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure all her glitter is gold
or
There's a lady who's short and her guitar is gold
or
There's a lady who's short and her guitar is gold
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure,
that her clitoris is gold
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure,
all that glitters is gold
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
A lick letter is go.
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
All that beer buzz is sore.
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a tooth bad you can go buy.
Original Lyrics:
There are two paths you can go by
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a wino down the road
I should have stolen that old sword
Original Lyrics:
As we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road, Jauron
Original Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road you're on
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road, John.
Original Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road you're on.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's still time to change the rope, you know
Original Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road you're on
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a rock, a natural
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock and not to roll
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a rock, and not a roll.
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock, and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she gets there she knows
if the bars are all closed
Original Lyrics:
When she gets there she knows
if the stores are all closed.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she gets there she knows
It restores our old clothes.
Original Lyrics:
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You be a rock and I throw you.
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll see a rock and that's the road
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock and not to roll
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your head is head mid-air and it won't grow.
Original Lyrics:
Your head is humming and it won't go.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your head is hung mid-air and it won't grow.
Original Lyrics:
Your head is humming and it won't go.
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
I should have stolen when I sold
There was a lady we all know
Who shines a light and wants it so
And when the leaves all turn to gold
And if you listen very hard
The truth will bother you a lot
When one is one and one is old, yeah
To be a rock and not to roll
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
My, she was taller than I thought
There walks a lady we all know
Whose chains are light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
Then she will ponder you alone
That woman wouldn't know, yeah
To be a rock, and not to roll.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he’s trying to stay away from heaven
Original Lyrics:
And he’s buying a stairway to heaven
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you hustle down with the bard
Original Lyrics:
And if you listen really hard
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The Jew will conquer you a lot
Original Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the Jews
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's borrowing a stairway to heaven
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's bothering to stay away from heaven
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's buying a spare rib to heaven
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's buying the stairway to have fun.
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying the stairway to heaven.
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's dying to stay away from Helen
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a Stairway to Heaven
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's dying to stay away from heaven
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's dying to stay away from heaven
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the florist will anger with laughter
Original Lyrics:
And the forest will echo with laughter
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the voices of those who stand lonely
Original Lyrics:
And the voices of those who stand looking
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road;
It was a lady we all know.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road,
There walks a lady we all know.
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Food makes me wonder
Original Lyrics:
Oooh it makes me wonder
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be a law man
It's just a sprinkling for the pastry
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed, now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a rustle in your head now...
Don't be alarmed now...
It's just a sprinkling for the Made Queen..
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we all call the jewel
Original Lyrics:
If we all call the tune
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a dream, buy the book
Original Lyrics:
In a tree by the brook
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a tree, buy the book
Original Lyrics:
In a tree by the brook
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It makes me wander
Original Lyrics:
It makes me wonder
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me wander
Original Lyrics:
Makes me wonder
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the Pie Bird will lead us to reason
Original Lyrics:
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There walks a lady we don't know
Original Lyrics:
There walks a lady we all know
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There walks a maiden we all know
Original Lyrics:
There walks a lady we all know
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a rock and out to war
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock and not a roll
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a wok and not an egg roll
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock and not to roll
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a wok
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock
"Stairway to heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
if theres a bustle in your hedgehog don't be a lawman
Original Lyrics:
if there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now
"Tangerine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was her frog, she was my cream
Original Lyrics:
I was her love, she was my queen
"Tea for One"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a time that I stooped on
In the eyes of other men
But momma, oh Joyce, I left you woman
And now I can't get you back again
Original Lyrics:
There was a time that I stood tall
In the eyes of other men
But by my own choice I left you woman
And now I can't get you back again
"Ten Years Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blind skies of fortune, each have separate ways.
Original Lyrics:
Blind stars of fortune, each have several rays.
"Ten Years Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nixon, in my dreams, a great surprise to me.
Original Lyrics:
Vixen in my dreams, with great surprise to me.
"Ten Years Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the eyes an' I sparkle,
Senses growing keen
Original Lyrics:
Dewy eyes that sparkle,
Senses growing keen
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks to you, it will be dark.
Original Lyrics:
Thanks to you, it will be done.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks to you, it will be dawn.
Original Lyrics:
Thanks to you, it will be done.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When mountains crumble to the sea
Hell, there'll still be you and me
Original Lyrics:
When mountains crumble to the sea
There will still be you and me
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance in the dark of night
Run like a fly.
Original Lyrics:
Dance in the dark of night
Sing to the morning light.
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in dark light
Sing to the moonlight.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing in dark of night
Sing to the morning light.
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't the dark night
Sing to the morning light?
Original Lyrics:
Dance in the dark night
Sing to the morning light
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the walrus is sun-burned
Down in the valley below!
Original Lyrics:
I hear the horses' thunder
Down in the valley below.
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the whores of Sunday moan in the valley below
Original Lyrics:
I hear the horses thunder down in the valley below
The submitter of this lyric adds: I just had to correct my own 13 year old son, who apparently misheard Robert Plant's lyrics, word for word, exactly as I did at his age.
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm waiting for the angel of Babylon
Original Lyrics:
I'm waitin' for the angels of Avalon
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Queen of Light took her bow
And then she turned to gold.
Original Lyrics:
Queen of Light took her bow
And then she turned to go.
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rest not 'til I go home.
Original Lyrics:
Rest not to lock your homes.
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ringette
Original Lyrics:
Bring it.
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing a Eurasia poem. Sure stranger than before.
Original Lyrics:
Sing as you raise your bow. Shoot straighter than before.
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Ringwraiths are out in black
Original Lyrics:
To bring the balance back
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw down your plow and hold
Rest not 'til the morrow.
Original Lyrics:
Throw down your plow and hoe
Rest not to lock your homes.
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
To bring the ballads back.
Original Lyrics:
To bring the balance back.
"The Crunge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't gonna call me Mr. Betty Ford, no!
Original Lyrics:
Ain't gonna call me Mr. Pitiful, no!
"The Crunge"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the one who really makes me feel like Lawrence Welk
Original Lyrics:
She's the one that really makes me whirl and twirl!
"The Crunge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's that g**d***ed b*tch?
Original Lyrics:
Where's that confounded bridge?
"The Crunge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's that g**d*mn bridge?
Original Lyrics:
Where's that confounded bridge?
"The Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my feet's out the window
Original Lyrics:
And I feel so goo-ood now
"The Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a date, can't be late
For the real live hamhocks ball.
Original Lyrics:
Got a date, can't be late
For the high hopes hailla ball.
"The Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no time to bite my bag
Original Lyrics:
Got no time to pack my bag
"The Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The high hopes haila ball
Original Lyrics:
For the hell hound on my floor
"The Rain Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flee from me Keepers of the Glue.
Original Lyrics:
Flee from me Keepers of the Gloom.
"The Rover"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the flag we're flying is the new flag of the land.
Original Lyrics:
And the flat world's flying, and there's a new plague on the land
"The Rover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the rusted rivers call.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the rested rivers call.
"The Rover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the rusty river sprawl
or
I hear the rusty River Sproul
Original Lyrics:
I hear the rested rivers call.
"The Rover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been to London, seen seven wonders.
I know to trip is just to fall
I used to bong it, sometimes I'd roll it.
I always knew what it was for.
Original Lyrics:
I've been to London, seen seven wonders.
I know to trip is just to fall
I used to rock it, sometimes I'd roll it.
I always knew what it was for.
"The Rover"
Misheard Lyrics:
To build a planet whenever sandy
I saw the kings who moved them all
Still by the firelight and proper moonlight
I heard the rusty river's small.
Original Lyrics:
Traversed the planet when Heaven sent me
I saw the kings who rule them all
Still by the firelight and purple moonlight
I hear the rested rivers call.
"The Rover"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll build a planet, we'll never sin there.
Original Lyrics:
Traversed the planet when heaven sent me.
"The Song Remains The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
California sunbite
Sweet careful rain
Original Lyrics:
California sunlight
Sweet Calcutta rain
"The Song Remains The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
California sunlight
Sweet cafe au lait.
Original Lyrics:
California sunlight
Sweet Calcutta rain.
"The Song Remains The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
California sunlight
Sweet come playin' in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
California sunlight
Sweet Calcutta rain
"The Song Remains the Same (Live)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die a soldier's doom
Original Lyrics:
Dance the Hoochie Koo
"The Song Remains the Same [soundtrack]"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something, we decided, wasn't act tonical. The song remains the same
Original Lyrics:
This is something we decided was an apt title for The Song Remains the Same
"The Wanton Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeremiah light a brand new flame
Original Lyrics:
Feel my fire needs a brand new flame
"Trampled Under Foot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give seat, sit down, girl let's drink
Like the way you hobble along
Mama ain't those things
Original Lyrics:
Greasy, slicked-down body, groovy leather trim
I like the way you hold the road
Mama, it ain't no sin
"Trampled Under Foot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, let me pump your gas
Mama, let me toot your horn.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, let me pump your gas
Mama, let me do it all.
"Trampled Under Foot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my hairy member underneath your hood
Original Lyrics:
Dig that heavy metal underneath your hood
"Trampled Under Foot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about the devil.
Original Lyrics:
Talk about love.
"Trampled Under Foot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tracy stick down on it
Grooving, let her treat
I can lay her, hold it all
Tommorow ain't no seal
Talkin' 'bout love
Trouble free transmission
Thought you will explode
Mama, let me pump your balls
Mama, let me do it all
Tricked-out heavy metal underneath your hood
Baby I can rubber, know it, believe I got the public, too
Autobile a-comin', really pilled and stall
Special is tradition. Mama, let me, please, my-y
Talkin' 'bout love
In fact we had condition, hear me, ginza roar
Guaranteed to, mama, ahhh, mama, let me,
Perfect times!
Talkin' 'bout love
Groovin' on the free, yeah, agents on the run
Come down on my gasoline, livin' on the country air
Talkin' 'bout love I guess I'm talking about,
I guess I'm talking about
Try Bonham
I'm coming to her Country, me, the servers every hundred miles
Baby let me check your pulse, picture of the top
Talkin' 'bout love
Come here on the mind, comes in, in the side
Makes me wonder what I did before these sacred eyes
Talkin' 'bout love
Fair, the light suspends ya.
Cold, he's gettin' home I'm so glad I took a look.
Side your shore and doors.
I guess I'm talkin' about love
Original Lyrics:
Greasy, slicked-down body, groovy leather trim
I like the way you hold the road
Mama, it ain't no sin
Talkin' 'bout love
Trouble-free transmission helps your oils flow
Mama, let me pump your gas, mama, let me through your door
Talkin' 'bout love
Dig that heavy metal underneath your hood
Baby, I can work all night, believe I got the perfect tools
Talkin' 'bout love
A model built for comfort, really built with style
Specialist edition, mama, let me feast my eyes
Talkin' 'bout love
Factory air-conditioned, heat begins to rise
Guaranteed to run for hours, mama, let me pull your tires
Talkin' 'bout love
Groovin' on the freeway, gauge is on the red
Gun down on my gasoline, believe I'm gonna crack your head
Talkin' 'bout love I can't stop talkin' about
Drive on
I'm comin' through
Come to me for service every hundred miles
Baby, let me check your points, fix your overdrive
Talkin' 'bout love
Fully automatic, comes in any size
Makes me wonder what I did before we synchronized
Talkin' 'bout love
Feather-light suspension, Koni's couldn't hold
I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors
Talkin' 'bout love I can't stop talkin' about love
"Wearing And Tearing"
Misheard Lyrics:
He love
Original Lyrics:
You know
"What Is And What Should Never Be?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch the wind, see it spin, sail away, live the day
Way up high in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Catch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today
Way up high in the sky.
"What Is And What Should Never Be?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I wouldn't say it's been 'sail away leave the day'
Way up high in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Catch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today
Way up high in the sky.
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch the win, seal spin, sail away, leave the day
Way up high in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Catch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today
Way up high in the sky.
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, it's another with you yeah.
Rides the wind, we're gonna see it spin.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, the answer lies with you yeah.
Catch the wind, we're gonna see it spin.
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, what's wrong with you?
Original Lyrics:
Girl, the answer lies with you.
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to insist, beat the saint away
Leave the day
way upon the Hindu sky.
Original Lyrics:
Catch the wind, see us spin
Sail away, leave today
Way up high in the sky.
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wave a pie in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Way up high, in the sky
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will be mad by taking a tab
Original Lyrics:
You will be mine by taking our time
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will be mad by taking a tab
Original Lyrics:
You will be mine by taking our time
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
well girl its alive-hive with youhooohoohooya
Original Lyrics:
Girl, the answer lies with you.
"What Is and What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
In case you insist, then sail away, leave the day
Way up high in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Catch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today
Way up high in the sky.
"What Is and What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, and it's alive!
Original Lyrics:
Girl, the answer lies with you
"What Is and What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scooby Doo my mountain dew yeah
Original Lyrics:
Do do do, bop bop a do-oh
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
All last night, I sat on the lavvie and moaned.
Original Lyrics:
All last night, I sat on the levee and moaned.
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on ta s*** car go.
Original Lyrics:
Going down ta Chicago
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crime won't help you, crime won't do you no good
Original Lyrics:
Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got what it takes to make the Muffin Man play guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home.
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mean old lady taught me to weep and moan.
Original Lyrics:
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mean old lady taught me to weep and moan
Original Lyrics:
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mean old lady, told me to weep and moan, [X2]
Got what it takes to make the Muffin Man leave his home.
Original Lyrics:
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, [X2]
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home.
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mean old lady, told me to weep and moan
Got what it takes to make the Muffin Man leave his home.
Original Lyrics:
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home.
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat-o Levin taught me to weep and moan.
Original Lyrics:
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan.
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mean old lady
Original Lyrics:
If it keeps on rainin'
"When the Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
D'on, d'on do s*** goddamn, d'on do s*** goddamn
Original Lyrics:
Going, go'n' to Chicago, Go'n' to Chicago,
"When the Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you shou'n't have gone
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to Chicago
"When the Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you shouldn't have gone
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to Chicago
"When the Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
God, the s*** goes on
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to Chicago
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the good time baby, baby
I've been nert-nert-nert-dead
Original Lyrics:
All the good times baby, baby
I've been yearning
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the good times baby, baby
I play this music.
Original Lyrics:
All the good times baby, baby
I've been misusin'.
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you need cool air, baby I'm not fooled
Original Lyrics:
Baby you need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, You need Kool-Aid , baby I’m not fool-aid
Original Lyrics:
Baby, You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, You need Kool-Aid, and I'm droolin
Original Lyrics:
Baby, You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, you need schoolin', and I'm not foolin'.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you need coolin', and I'm not foolin'.
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to scoring
Original Lyrics:
Back to schooling
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a hole in my glove
Original Lyrics:
Gotta whole lotta love
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a whole 'nother love
or
Got a hold on a-love
Original Lyrics:
Got a whole lotta love
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got la-la-la-la-love
Original Lyrics:
Got-a whole lotta love
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold onto love
Original Lyrics:
whole lotta love
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep a coolie, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Keep it coolin', baby.
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be your black dog man
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be your back door man
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shakes to meet ya
Original Lyrics:
Shake for me girl
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a whole lotta love
Original Lyrics:
Want a whole lotta love
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You drink Kool-Aid
Original Lyrics:
You've been cooling
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need Kool-Aid, baby I'm not foolin'
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need Kool-Aid
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need Kool-aid.
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'.
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need Kool-aid
Maybe I need Kool-aid.
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'
Baby I'm not foolin'.
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need cool air.
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'.
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need coolie, baby I'm no foolie
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need coolin', baby I am droolin'
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need coulé!
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need kool-aid,
baby I'm not foolin'
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin',
baby I'm not foolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need koolaid, baby I'm not fool-aid
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need koolaid
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need schooling
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need top g's
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'
"You Shook Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had to burn that whistle
And had to burn that same.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I have birds that whistle
And I have birds that sing.
"You Shook Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had to pump that whistle
I had to pump that thing.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I have birds that whistle
And I have birds that sing.
"You Shook Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been burned. Won't you now stay? Oh touch on a rim.
Original Lyrics:
I have a babe, won't do nothing... oh, oh, buy a diamond ring.
"Your Time Is Gonna Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do what you want, I won't take affront
Original Lyrics:
Do what you want, I won't take the brunt

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