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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> L -> Lil Kim

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lil Kim that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 7 misheard song lyrics for Lil Kim on amIright currently.

"How Many Licks?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A white dude, his name was John
He had a Queen-Bee-Rose tattooed on his arm
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, and part of a farm.
Original Lyrics:
A white dude, his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm.
"How Many Licks"
Misheard Lyrics:
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he bought me a horse portion of fun.
Original Lyrics:
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm.
"Lighters Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elton be gay, not at all.
Original Lyrics:
Out in the BK, not at all.
"Magic Stick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the Magic's d***.
Original Lyrics:
I got the magic stick.
"No Matter What They Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get paid you by laying in the s***.
Original Lyrics:
I get paid just to lay up in the shade.
"No Matter What They Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're after my pink p****.
Original Lyrics:
No matter what they say.
"The Jump Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a man in Japan that I do in Tahiti.
Original Lyrics:
I got a man in Japan and a dude in Tahiti.

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Understanding: 2.4
Liked: 4.3
Funny: 2.4
Total Votes: 20

Selected Albums

La Bella Mafia
La Bella Mafia
No Matter What They Say
No Matter What They Say