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A story: loca... enamorada... de ti...
Estoy... loca... enamorada... de ti...
Spanish phrase softly spoken at the beginning
Ain't it bunny?
Ain't it funny?
And now I feel that I don't have to be your friend
And now I feel that I don't have to be afraid
Ain't it funny when you're feeling things you shouldn't Phil
Ain't it funny when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
Baby, don't you cry
Even though you try
But they are faxing our lies, we can never change
But there are facts in our lives we can never change
Even though you drive
Even though you try
Even though you drive
Even though you try
I can be cool
Life can be cruel
I can be cruel
Life can be cruel
Life can be cool
Life can be cruel
"Ain't Your Mama"
I'm cooking all day, I hate your mama
I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama
It’s so moronic I’m what I pictured you and me
It’s so ironic I’m what I pictured you to be
My perfume chose to run alone.
The path you chose to run alone.
Nothing like that night in Memphis.
Life is love and love is living.
Pride is what you had, baby girl
Not what you have.
Pride is what you had, baby girl
I'm what you had.
So pack your chones to run along.
The path you chose to run along.
So pack your clothes and run along.
The path you chose to run along
Stop playin', you gay man, I gotta leave you alone.
Stop Playing, you gamin', I gotta leave you alone
"Do It Well"
I ain't ever busted bars so fast.
I ain't ever fell so far, so fast.
Drippin’ a little more than I should be
Trippin’ a little more than I should be
I'm about to feel your c*nt, we can get right.
I'm about to fill your cup, we can get right.
I'm about to sign you up
We can give up before the night is up.
I'm about to sign you up
We can get right before the night is up.
Just put your name in the satellite.
Just put ya name on the dotted line.
My hips movin' oh so slow
Bar tend lookin' like a corn-rose.
My hips movin' oh so slow
Bar tab lookin' like a car note.
Ripoff of a song originally done by Usher 'Ride', which includes many of the same lyrics, and particularly the same bridge.
So we can get bright
So we can get right
So we can write
So we can get right
We can get bribes
We can get right
We can get live
We can get right
"I'm Glad"
I'm black when I'm makin love to you
I'm black for the way you make me feel.
I'm glad when I'm makin love to you
I'm glad for the way you make me feel.
"I'm Gonna Be Alright" (MP3)
I'm so called.
I'm slow caught.
"I'm Gonna Be Alright" (MP3)
Your honey called for a while and walked around with a smile
It's funny 'cause for a while I walked around with a smile
"I'm Real (Murda Mix)" (MP3)
Are you ready
R-U-L-E
"I'm Real (Murder Remix)" (MP3)
Are you Ellie?
R-U-L-E
"I'm Real (original)" (MP3)
Called you on the phone.
Said I'm F***ing through.
Called you on the phone.
Said I'm coming through.
Hope you're on the phone
'Cause I got hams for you.
Hope you're all alone
'Cause I got plans for you.
I'm the one who made you impotent
I'm the one who made you give a damn
Somedays
'Cause I'm real.
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
And I gave you all my books
And I gave you all my trust
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
And I gave you all my drugs
And I gave you all my trust
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
And I gave you all my trucks
And I gave you all my trust
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
And call me gay
And call me baby
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
And if somehow you knew that your love won't be as true.
And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue.
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
And if somehow you knew that your love would be a shrew.
And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue.
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
First of all I won't think you're cheating on me
First of all I won't take your cheating on me
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
If I put trust in you
If I could trust in you
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
If you felt my shove and I gave you a good push
Would you run from me?
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
If you had marijuana
And I gave you all my drugs
If you had my love
And I gave you all my trust
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
If you had my love and I gave you all much rust
Would you come for me?
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you cum for me?
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you come for me?
If you had my love and I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
If you had my love
And I gave you all my trucks
Would you come from me?
If you had my love
And I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
My darling baby
And call me baby
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
Oh come to me, baby
And call me baby
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
Would you write to me?
Would you lie to me?
"If You Had My Love" (MP3)
You want rush-y rush
And I gave you all my trust
"In the Morning"
Say it with a warning
Say it in the morning
"It's Not That Serious" (MP3)
Never put that mustard into us.
Never put that much thought into us.
"Jenny From The Block"
Am scool am scool, Benny from the crap.
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Amstel, Amstel, Jenny from the Block
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Aniston, Aniston, Jennifer the block
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Can't you see that I am what I am?
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be cruel to the crocs that I bought
or
Don't be crude to the rocks Daddy got.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the block that I got
I'm still, I'm still hangin' from a pad.
Don't be fooled by the rock that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the clocks that I got.
or
Don't be fooled by the rocks of Magog.
or
Don't be fooled by the incoming calls.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the crocs that I shot.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the glocks that I got.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
glock=short for glockenspiel
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rock 'stellaga'
I'm still, I'm still Jennifer Lopa.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rocks on my lock
I'm still, I'm still Jenny, Jennifer
First I had a little lover, have my lock.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
First I had a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still dreamin' from the top.
Don't be fooled by the rags that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still drinking from the pot.
Don't be fooled by the rock that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still hanging off a rock.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got
I'm still, I'm still Jennifer in the block.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Don't be fooled by the rucksack I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the docks.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Everyone's up for making liver.
Everyone's got to make a living.
"Jenny From The Block"
Hamster, hamster, Jenny from Lupac
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from The Block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Hamster, hamster, Jenny of the block
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Hamster, hamster
I'm still, I'm still
"Jenny From The Block"
I really thought I told ya
I've really been on Oprah.
I'm real, I thought I told ya
I'm real, even on Oprah.
"Jenny From The Block"
I steal, I steal, I steal, jelly from the block.
I'm still, I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I used to s*** a few now I s*** a lot.
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still Jenny from the back.
I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still a journey from the block.
I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still, I'm still Jenny poopy fart.
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still, I'm still Jenny with the butt.
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still, I'm still chili from the pot.
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still, I'm still jiggy from the pot
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
I'm still, I'm still, Jennifer Le Pok.
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Jenny from the back.
Jenny from the block.
"Jenny From The Block"
Jenny from the bar
Jenny from the block
"Jenny From The Block"
Jenny from the black
Jenny from the block
"Jenny From The Block"
Men go workin' in summer sandals.
Men go workin' inside the city.
"Jenny From The Block"
To all the sexy J. Lo to these headline hips.
To 'On the 6' to 'J. Lo' to this headline clips.
"Jenny From The Block"
To me, it's like me naked.
To me, it's like breathing.
"Jenny From The Block"
Used to do my squibbles, now I do my squats.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From The Block"
Used to have a nipple, now I have a clot.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From The Block"
You still have a little, now you have a lot.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny From The Block"
You still have a riddle, now I'm Hamalat.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
"Jenny from the Block"
(fall apart)
(from the Bronx)
"Jenny from the Block"
(from the park!)
(from the Bronx!)
"Jenny from the Block"
I'm still I'm still Jennifer Affleck
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
"Jenny from the Block"
I'm still Jenny from the Bronx
I'm still Jenny from the block
"Jenny from the Block"
I'm still Jimmy from the block
I'm still Jenny from the block
"Jenny from the Block"
I'm still, I'm still Jelly Belly flops
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
"Jenny from the Block"
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the cluck
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block
"Jenny from the Block"
I'm still, I'm still desperate 4 o'clock
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block
"Jenny from the Block"
Saffron
South Bronx
"Jenny from the Block"
You can't get a penny from the Bronze
or
You can't get a penny from the Bronx
You can't get a penny from the block
And the bodyguard to tell you, what you gonna do?
Ain't nobody gotta tell ya what you gotta do
And the bodyguard to tell you, what you gonna do?
Ain't nobody gotta tell ya what you gotta do
Come on, people, it's Aladdin
Come on, people, let's get loud
If you wanna live your life, live it overweight
If you want to live your life, live it all the way
Let's get latched
Let's get loud
Let's go South
Let's get loud
Let's go south
Let's get loud
The Mets get loud
Let's get loud
Come on, people, it’s Aladdin
Come on, people, let’s get loud
Louis Vuittons
Louboutins
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
All the magazines
That you treat me right
All that matters is
That you treat me right
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Even if you broke
my nose don't cost a thing
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Even if you were bald
My love don't cost a thing
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Even if you were broke
my love don't constipate
Even if you were broke
my love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Even if you were broke
But that don't cost a thing.
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Even if you were wrong
Even if you were broke
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Give me all the things I need that money can buy.
Give me all the things I need that money can't buy.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
If I wanna gloss I got my own.
If I wanna floss I got my own.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
If I want applause, I got my own.
If I wanna floss, I got my own.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
If I'm gonna floss, I've got my own.
If I wanna floss I got my own
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Knew that it was gay when you looked at me
Knew that it was game when you looked at me
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
My long ain't worth a thing yes Trudeau
My love ain't worth a thing yes you know
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
My love don't constipate.
My love don't cost a thing.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
My love don't custard fling
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
My love won't toast that thing
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Raisin' up a toe so I would notice you.
Raisin' up a toast so I would notice you.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Raising up a toe so I would notice you
Raising up a toast so I would notice you
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Saw the WB to the ballet
Saw that truck you gave to the valet
WB as in Warner Bros.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Take care of all my banking needs
so I'll have money to buy
You need to give me all the things
I need that money can't buy
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Then you can win my heart, if you was in my heart
Then you could win my heart, and get what's in my heart
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think I need Depends?
Think I wanna drive your Benz?
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't
If I wanna cruise, I got my own.
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't
If I wanna floss, I got my own.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think I'm gonna spank your tush
I won't.
Think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think I'm gonna spank your tush?
I won't!
Think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't!
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think I've gotta dry your pants, I don't.
Think I wanna drive your Benz, I don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think you gonna keep my ass, you don't
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think you got to kiss my ass you don't
Think you got to keep me iced you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think you gotta keep me a student.
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think you gotta keep me all tied up,
think you gotta spend my cash all night
Think you gotta keep me iced you don't,
think I'm gonna spend your cash, I won't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think you gotta keep me ass, you dont
Think you gotta keep me iced, you dont
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think you gotta keep me yes
You don't
You think you gotta keep me iced
You don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think you gotta keep me, I sure don't
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think you gotta keep me, yes you don't!
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think you gotta keep, yes, you don't.
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think you gotta kick my ass, you don't
Think you gotta keep me iced, you don't
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think you wanna keep me? Yes you don't.
Think you gotta keep me iced? You don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Think you wanna kick my a**, you don't!
Think you gotta keep me on ice, you don't.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing" (MP3)
Your love won't pay the rent
My love don't cost a thing
"Love Don't Cost a Thing" (MP3)
Even if you are wrong
Even if you were broke
"Love Don't Cost a Thing" (MP3)
Even if you made jokes
Even if you were broke
"Love Don't Cost a Thing" (MP3)
Even if you were drooling
Even if you were broke
"Love Don't Cost a Thing" (MP3)
Even if you were grown
Even if you were broke
"Love Don't Cost a Thing" (MP3)
Even if you were wrong
My love don't cost a thing
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
My misheard lyric injects a sense of humor to this boring, humdrum song. "You think I'm not going to spend your cash, not use you for all I can, BUT even if you were wrong - and I clean you out! - my love still doesn't cost a thing. Hilarious!
"Love Don't Cost a Thing" (MP3)
Even if you're a dope
Even if you were broke
"Love Don't Cost a Thing" (MP3)
Rolling up your sleeve, so I could see your Rollerblades
Pulling up your sleeve, so I could see the Roley bling
Even when I learned the real lyrics, I still preferred mine...
"Love Don't Cost a Thing" (MP3)
That mommy can't buy
That money can't buy
"On the Floor"
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gonna s*** on the floor
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor
"Papi"
Rupert the Bear, Rupert the Bear's
At the party
Move your body, move your body,
Dance for your papi
"Play"
Come on, did you play that song?
Come on, DJ, play that song
"Play"
I don't care if killing ducks is wrong,
break his neck cuz it turns me on,
I don't care if everybody's gone,
turn it up cuz it turns me on
"Play"
Is that a cry?
Is that a crime?
"Play"
Just turn it up, turn it down
Just turn it up, turn it on
"Play"
Play my mother's favorite song
Play my motherf*ckin song
"Que Hiciste"
Oy in panty nasty
Hoy empañaste
I cooked, I cleaned
I washed your nose
You are so mean, so 1,3,4.
I cooked, I cleaned
I washed your clothes
You were so mean, so ungrateful.
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Alone in Ma Bell
Alone in my bed
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Found a sacred place
Across the northern plains
Found a sacred place
lost in your embrace
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Like a movie scene in a Swedish dream
I had pictured us together.
Like a movie scene in the sweetest dream
I had pictured us together.
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
On my M.C. heart
On my empty heart
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Tossing and turning emotions were frog.
Tossing and turning emotions were strong.
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Tossing and turning, the ocean was strong
Tossing and turning, emotion so strong
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Waiting all my life
Waiting for tonight
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Waiting for a fight
Waiting for tonight
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Waiting for tonight, oh,
When you would be hearing my arms.
Waiting for tonight, oh,
When you would be here in my arms.
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Waiting for tonight, oh-oooh,
when you will be here in my arse
Waiting for tonight, oh-oooh,
when you would be here in my arms
"Waiting For Tonight" (MP3)
Waiting for tonight, oh-oooh
When you hold me here in my arms.
Waiting for tonight, oh-oooh
When you would be here in my arms.
"Waiting for Tonight" (MP3)
From all of Montana the Cheers that I've tried
From all of my sadness the tears that I've cried
"Waiting for Tonight" (MP3)
Gone are the days where the song used to sing
Gone are the days when the sun used to set
"Waiting for Tonight" (MP3)
I have spent all of my nights
I have spent all of my life
"Waiting for Tonight" (MP3)
When you would be hearing my aunt
When you would be here in my arms
"Waiting for Tonight" (MP3)
When you would be here in my room
When you would be here in my arms
"Waiting for Tonight" (MP3)
When you would be here in nylon
When you would be here in my arms
"Walking On Sunshine" (MP3)
Let's take a chance and try to make it
No I'm not good enough
To tell me that you'll be in my life
Until the end of time.
Let's take a chance and try love baby
No I'm not givin' up
'Til you tell me that you'll be in my life
Until the end of time.