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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> L -> Ludacris
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ludacris that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 70 misheard song lyrics for Ludacris on amIright currently.
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"Act A Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch a flu.
Original Lyrics:
Act a fool.
"Act A Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
So girls hold ya wee while I'm weaving through traffic.
Original Lyrics:
So gulls hold ya weave while I'm weaving through traffic.
"Act A Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
So girls hold ya weed while I'm weaving through traffic.
Original Lyrics:
So gulls hold ya weave while I'm weaving through traffic.
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got holes in different parts of ma clothes.
Original Lyrics:
I got hos in different area codes.
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got hosed in different area codes.
Original Lyrics:
I've got hoes in different area codes.
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got hosed with President Marion Jones.
Original Lyrics:
I got hos in different area codes.
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got probes
Original Lyrics:
I got hos
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I suck toes in different area codes.
Original Lyrics:
I got hos in different area codes.
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I write prose in diferent area codes
Original Lyrics:
I got ho's in diferent area codes
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've f**ked Joes from different area codes
Original Lyrics:
I've got ho's in different area codes
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got 'fros
Original Lyrics:
I've got hoes
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got Joes, in different area codes
Original Lyrics:
I've got hoes, in different area codes
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got Olsen twins not wearing their clothes.
Original Lyrics:
I've got ho's in different area codes.
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got holes.
Original Lyrics:
I've got hoes.
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got prodes in different area codes.
Original Lyrics:
I've got hoes in different area codes.
A "prode" is a type of tuberous vegetable native to the Mekong Delta.
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got pros in different area codes
Original Lyrics:
I've got ho's in different area codes
"Area Codes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got toes.
Original Lyrics:
I've got hoes.
"Be R Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my a** smacked legs right
Front back side to side p***y wet all night
Uh everything's gona be r right.
Front back side to side p***y wet all night
Uh everything's gona be r right.
Original Lyrics:
I want my *** smacked legs wide front
Back side to side, p**** wet slip 'n' slide
Uh, everything's gonna be r right.
Back side to side, p**** wet slip 'n' slide
Uh, everything's gonna be r right.
"How Low"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wrote Chicken Roll
Original Lyrics:
How low can you go?
"How Low"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I might show you girls a dinosaur
Original Lyrics:
Then I might show you girls a thang or two
"Ho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Po from teletubbies
Original Lyrics:
Hos are your enemies
"Ho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's a ho?
Original Lyrics:
Youza ho
"Ho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's da ho?
Who's da ho?
Who's da ho?
I said that Jew's a ho.
Who's da ho?
Who's da ho?
I said that Jew's a ho.
Original Lyrics:
Youza ho
Youza ho
Youza ho
I said that youza ho.
Youza ho
Youza ho
I said that youza ho.
"I Got Hos"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got boned in different area codes.
Original Lyrics:
I got hos in different area codes.
"Keep It On The Hush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sister, mother so glad to see you
So glad your parol came through
or
Sister, mother so glad to see you
So glad your patrol came through.
So glad your parol came through
or
Sister, mother so glad to see you
So glad your patrol came through.
Original Lyrics:
Sister Martha, so glad to see ya
Glad to see your parole came through.
Glad to see your parole came through.
"Move B****"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boom b****! Get out the way!
Original Lyrics:
Move, b****! Get out the way!
"Move B****"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm D.U.I, hardly ever crossed over.
Original Lyrics:
I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober.
"Move B****"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since not into lution, we runnin' the streets.
Original Lyrics:
It's not an illusion, we runnin' the streets.
"Move B****"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who bought these f***in' T.V.'s?
They ain't German b****, take 'em back!
They ain't German b****, take 'em back!
Original Lyrics:
Who bought these f***in' T.V.'s
And jewelry b****, tell me that?
And jewelry b****, tell me that?
"Move, Bitch!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah Bitch, get out the waves!
Original Lyrics:
Move Bitch, get out the way!
"My Chick Bad (fet. Nicki Minaj)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You a wookie to me
Original Lyrics:
You a rookie to me
Well, Nicki Minaj was rapping about Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees. It wouldn't surprise me if she was rapping about wookies...
"Number One Spot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm big and I'm black
And I smoke and I pancake.
And I smoke and I pancake.
Original Lyrics:
A pig in a blanket
A smoke and a pancake
A smoke and a pancake
"Number One Spot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm big and I'm black
And I'm smoking a pancake.
And I'm smoking a pancake.
Original Lyrics:
A pig in a blanket
A smoke and a pancake.
A smoke and a pancake.
"Number One Spot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm comin' for that number one slut!
Original Lyrics:
I'm comin' for that number one spot!
"Pimpin All Over The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fence it goes, the women in the carry-on
Original Lyrics:
The fancy cars, the women, and the caviar
"Pimpin All over the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we're pinnapid all over the world
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we're pimpin' all over the world
"Roll Out (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your man?
Original Lyrics:
Is that your wife, your girlfriend, or just your main b****?
"Roll Out (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhode Island
Original Lyrics:
Roll out!
"Roll Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you stroke so good?
Original Lyrics:
How do you smoke so good?
"Roll Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Porterhouse ponies
Original Lyrics:
Twin glock .40s
"Rollout (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even I'm horny
Original Lyrics:
Even my homies
"Rollout (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rodents
Original Lyrics:
Rollout
"Rollout (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop it homies, eat chocolate!
Original Lyrics:
Me and my homies, so drop that!
"Rollout (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What about diapers and gum?
Original Lyrics:
What about diamonds and gold?
"Rollout (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What in the world is in that Rome?
Original Lyrics:
What in the world is in that room?
"Rollout (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What in the world is in that band?
then
What in the world is going vroom?
and
What in the world is in your face?
then
What in the world is going vroom?
and
What in the world is in your face?
Original Lyrics:
What in the world is in that bag?
then
What in the world is in that room?
and
What in the world is in that case?
then
What in the world is in that room?
and
What in the world is in that case?
"Rollout (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What in the world is in that cake?
Original Lyrics:
What in the world is in that case?
"Rollout (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What in the world is in that face?
Original Lyrics:
What in the world is in that case?
"Rollout (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What in the world is in that fag?
What you got in that fag?
What you got in that fag?
Original Lyrics:
What in the world is in that bag?
What you got in that bag?
What you got in that bag?
"Rollout (My Business)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What in the world isn't bad?
Original Lyrics:
What in the world is in that bag?
"Rollout"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my twin glock baloney
Original Lyrics:
I got my twin glock .40s
"Rollout"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roadhouse
Original Lyrics:
Rollout
"Runaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never thinking 'bout the consequences of erections
Original Lyrics:
Never thinking 'bout the consequences of her actions
"Saturday (Ooh! Ooh!)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just seen a big ol' lass.
Original Lyrics:
Just seen a big ol' a**.
"Saturday (Oooh! Oooh!)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just need a big ole a**
Original Lyrics:
Just seen a big ole a**
"Saturday (Oooh! Oooh!)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just seen a big ole lash.
Original Lyrics:
Just seen a big ole a**.
"Southern Fried Intro" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't enough to retire off of two albums
Go on wave your white flags up high!
Go on wave your white flags up high!
Original Lyrics:
And enough to retire off two albums, gone
Wave ya' white flags, I'm hot!
Wave ya' white flags, I'm hot!
"Southern Hospitality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cadillac Grill, Cadillac Grill,
check out the food at the Cadillac Grill
check out the food at the Cadillac Grill
Original Lyrics:
Uhh, Cadillac grill Cadillac mill
Check out the oil on my Cadillac spills
Check out the oil on my Cadillac spills
"Southern Hospitality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump down, turn around
Bicker-berry rottin'.
Bicker-berry rottin'.
Original Lyrics:
Jump down, turn around
Pick a bale o' cotton.
Pick a bale o' cotton.
Bicker-berries were believed to have grown on the Southern Hemisphere before the 1700s.
"Southern Hospitality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get on the flo,
nigga totem poles
nigga totem poles
Original Lyrics:
When you get on the flo,
nigga throw dem 'bows
nigga throw dem 'bows
"Southern Hospitality" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wit ya fly ass boots or ya open toes
When ya get on the home jigga send them home
When ya get on the home jigga send them home
Original Lyrics:
Wit ya fly ass boots or ya open toes
When ya get on the flo nigga throw dem 'bows
When ya get on the flo nigga throw dem 'bows
"Splash Waterfalls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You kid's the one to blame
Original Lyrics:
Cupid's the one to blame
"Stand Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm l337
And I don't care what no one thinks!
And I don't care what no one thinks!
Original Lyrics:
I'm lit
And I don't care what no one thinks!
And I don't care what no one thinks!
"Stand Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me see something
Tell ya' little friend he can quit mean buggin'.
Tell ya' little friend he can quit mean buggin'.
Original Lyrics:
Let me see something
Tell ya' little friend he can quit mean muggin'.
Tell ya' little friend he can quit mean muggin'.
"What's Your Fantasy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Draculum and I get my fangs
School teacher, let me get my graze.
School teacher, let me get my graze.
Original Lyrics:
Dracula man, I get my fangs
School teacher, let me get my grades.
School teacher, let me get my grades.
"What's Your Fantasy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna move from the bed,
down to the couch and to the floor
down to the couch and to the floor
Original Lyrics:
I wanna move from the bed,
down to da down to to da floor
down to da down to to da floor
"What's Your Fantasy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the top of my Aunt Elaine.
Original Lyrics:
On the top of my Escalade.
"What's Your Fantasy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll around, enjoy the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Roll around, Georgia Brown.
"What's Your Fantasy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Track team, off the road
Original Lyrics:
Tag team, off the ropes
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