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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> L -> Lynyrd Skynyrd
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lynyrd Skynyrd that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 258 misheard song lyrics for Lynyrd Skynyrd on amIright currently.
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"Call Me the Beeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care if we go home
Original Lyrics:
I don't carry me no load
"Down South Jukin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your thunder pants on
Let's get out on the road.
Let's get out on the road.
Original Lyrics:
Put your Sunday pants on
Let's get out on the road.
Let's get out on the road.
"Free Bird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm as free as a bird man
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
"Free Bird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm as free as a birdhouse
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
"Free Bird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm as free as a turd now
Original Lyrics:
'cause I'm as free as a bird now
"Free Bird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I stay here with blue birds
Things just wouldn't be ashamed
Things just wouldn't be ashamed
Original Lyrics:
And if I stay here with you girl
Things just wouldn't be the same
Things just wouldn't be the same
"Free Bird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this Borden cannot change
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change
"Free Bird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot chain
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change
"Free Bird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this bourbon cannot change
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change
"Free Bird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this virgin cannot change
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change
"Free Bird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I leave with her tomorrow.
Would you still remember me?
For I must speeding truck now.
'Cause just two minutes play I've gotta see.
If I stayed here with you.
Would you still remember me?
For I must speeding truck now.
'Cause just two minutes play I've gotta see.
If I stayed here with you.
Original Lyrics:
If I leave here tomorrow.
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now.
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl.
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now.
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl.
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot cage.
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change.
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot cage
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change.
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot chaaaaaain.
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change.
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot chain.
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change.
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot chain.
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change.
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this bubble ever cheese.
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change.
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this turd you cannot shake.
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change.
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this virtue cannot change.
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this world you cannot change.
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change.
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the highway, you smell sweet, love
Original Lyrics:
Bye Bye Baby, it's been a sweet love
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye, baby, Mrs. Craig Breedlove.
Original Lyrics:
Bye, bye, baby, it's been a sweet love.
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye, baby
Mrs. Craig Breedlove.
Mrs. Craig Breedlove.
Original Lyrics:
Bye, bye, baby
It's been a sweet love.
It's been a sweet love.
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Candice Bergen cannot change
Original Lyrics:
and this bird you cannot change
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a speed-traveling orb, now
Original Lyrics:
I must be traveling on, now
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on speed, traveling on now
Original Lyrics:
I must be traveling on now
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In this world, you cannot change.
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change.
"Freebird" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kansas bird, you cannot change
Original Lyrics:
And this bird you cannot change
"Gimme 3 Steps"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, fat fellow with your head colored yellow.
Original Lyrics:
Hey there, fellow with your hair colored yellow.
"Gimme Back My Bullets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've got my act together, gonna warm all over you
Original Lyrics:
And I've got my act together, gonna walk all over you
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause he was lean and mean and big and bad
Lord a Pump-neck yawna-vee
Lord a Pump-neck yawna-vee
Original Lyrics:
'Cause he was lean and mean and big and bad
Lord and pointing that gun at me.
Lord and pointing that gun at me.
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme free sex, gimme free sex Missy
And I won't call you a whore.
And I won't call you a whore.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps Mister
Gimme three steps toward the door.
Gimme three steps toward the door.
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme three steps mister and you'll never see a mean ol' mole
Original Lyrics:
Gimme three steps mister and you'll never see me no more
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme three steps, Mister
And you'll see a mean homo.
And you'll see a mean homo.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme three steps, Mister
And you'll never see me no more.
And you'll never see me no more.
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps Mister
Gimme three steps Georgia Dome
Gimme three steps Georgia Dome
Original Lyrics:
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps Mister
Gimme three steps toward the door.
Gimme three steps toward the door.
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, Mister
Gimme three steps Georgia doll
Gimme three steps Georgia doll
Original Lyrics:
Gimme three steps, gimme three steps, Mister
Gimme three steps towards the door
Gimme three steps towards the door
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps a minute.
Gimme three steps a minute.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps, Mister.
Gimme three steps, Mister.
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, dead fellow with the hair colored yellow.
Original Lyrics:
Hey there, fellow with your hair colored yellow.
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was cuttin' the rug
Down at a place called 'Each Other'
With a girl named Linda Lou.
Down at a place called 'Each Other'
With a girl named Linda Lou.
Original Lyrics:
I was cuttin' the rug
Down at a place called 'The Jug'
With a girl named Linda Lou.
Down at a place called 'The Jug'
With a girl named Linda Lou.
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Place called 'Trouble'.
Original Lyrics:
Place called 'The Jug'.
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait a minute Mister
I didn't mean to kiss her
I didn't mean to kiss her
Original Lyrics:
Wait a minute Mister
I didn't even kiss her
I didn't even kiss her
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait a minute, Mister
I didn't f*** your sister.
I didn't f*** your sister.
Original Lyrics:
Wait a minute, Mister
I didn't even kiss her.
I didn't even kiss her.
"Gimme Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the clock ran away
Original Lyrics:
Well the crowd cleared away
"Gimmie Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey fat fellow with the hair colored yellow
Original Lyrics:
Hey fab fellow with the hair colored yellow.
"Gimmie Three Steps" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, fat fellow with the hair colored yellow.
Original Lyrics:
Hey there, fellow with the hair colored yellow.
"I Ain't The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless you, you're mine, Lady.
Original Lyrics:
Got bells in your mind, Lady.
"I Ain't the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got filthy young mind, lady
Original Lyrics:
Got bells in your mind, lady
Cannot believe what he is singing - it is so lukewarm and pathetic considering the woman is pregnant!
"I Ain't the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got filthy young mind, mama
Original Lyrics:
Got bells in your mind, mama
"One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And those erotic 'n wildly made scenes like you, Mister
Original Lyrics:
And those who're ridin' white limousines like you, Mister
"Preacher's Daughter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm talkin' about the preacher's daughter
Do once- she had all of us.
Do once- she had all of us.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm talkin' about the preacher's daughter
Doin' what she hadn't oughta.
Doin' what she hadn't oughta.
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't good for nothin'
'Cept put a man sixty feet in a hole
'Cept put a man sixty feet in a hole
Original Lyrics:
Ain't good for nothin'
'Cept put a man six feet in a hole
'Cept put a man six feet in a hole
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you like to drink cold whiskey
Original Lyrics:
And if you like to drink your whiskey
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And unlocks the dog
Original Lyrics:
And unlocks the door
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a barrel that's bleun colt.
Original Lyrics:
Got a barrel that's blue and cold.
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a barrel that's blue and gold
Original Lyrics:
Got a barrel that's blue and cold
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He pulled his pistol
Shot his finger right between the eye.
Shot his finger right between the eye.
Original Lyrics:
He pulled his pistol
Shot his friend right between the eyes.
Shot his friend right between the eyes.
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a black can do
Original Lyrics:
Like a black cat do
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Saturday Night Special
Got a barrel that's blue and gold.
Got a barrel that's blue and gold.
Original Lyrics:
It's a Saturday Night Special
Got a barrel that's blue and cold.
Got a barrel that's blue and cold.
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Saturday Night Special
Got a barrel that's new and old.
Got a barrel that's new and old.
Original Lyrics:
It's a Saturday Night Special
Got a barrel that's blue and cold.
Got a barrel that's blue and cold.
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot his finger right between the eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Shot his friend right between the eyes.
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't we dump all people to the bottom of the sea?
Original Lyrics:
So why don't we dump 'em, people, to the bottom of the sea?
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody been cheatin' him blind.
Original Lyrics:
Somebody been cheatin' and lyin'.
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two feets they come a creepin'
Like a black-haired dude.
Like a black-haired dude.
Original Lyrics:
Two feet they come a creepin'
Like a black cat do.
Like a black cat do.
"Saturday Night Special" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two peeps they come a peepin'
Like a black Abdul.
Like a black Abdul.
Original Lyrics:
Two feet they come a creepin'
Like a black cat do.
Like a black cat do.
"Simple Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your ass out of rich men's clothes
Original Lyrics:
Forget your lust for the rich man's gold
"Simple Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your luck from a rich man's ghost
Original Lyrics:
Forget your lust for a rich man's gold
"Simple Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your lust from the rich man's gold.
Original Lyrics:
Forget your lust for the rich man's gold.
Shinedown sang it this way in their cover of this song.
"Simple Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Invincible condom-man!
Original Lyrics:
And be a simple kind of man!
"Simple Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama told me when I was young
They circumcised me, my only son.
They circumcised me, my only son.
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son.
Come sit beside me, my only son.
"Swamp Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to see a hound dog catch a cold
Original Lyrics:
Going to see a hound dog catch a coon
"Swamp Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to see a howlin' dog catch a goon
Original Lyrics:
Going to see a hound dog catch a cold
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And this old family waltzes in
Original Lyrics:
I miss Alabamy once again
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big wheels keep on turning, Laramie home to see my kin
Original Lyrics:
Big wheels keep on turning, carry me home to see my kin
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
C'mon Pop, don't let it stop there
OR
Smile Pop, don't let it stop there
OR
Smile Pop, don't let it stop there
Original Lyrics:
My Montgomery's got the answer
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your conscience barbeque?
Original Lyrics:
Does your conscience bother you?
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ed O'Neil put it down
Original Lyrics:
Yeah old Neil put it down
I wonder if anyone else misheard it this way.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Birmingham, they love a cobbler
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham they loved the governor
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard Onea put her down
Well, I hope you young will remember
Southern men don't need him 'round any house.
Well, I hope you young will remember
Southern men don't need him 'round any house.
Original Lyrics:
I heard old Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow.
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope Fiona will remember
Original Lyrics:
I hope Neil Young will remember
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope New York will remember
Original Lyrics:
I hope Neil Young will remember.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope Rihanna will remember
Original Lyrics:
I hope Neil Young will remember
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope when we're young, we'll remember.
Original Lyrics:
I hope Neil Young will remember.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope when we're young, we'll remember.
Original Lyrics:
I hope Neil Young will remember.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you young will remember
A southern man don't need him down and out.
A southern man don't need him down and out.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow.
A southern man don't need him around anyhow.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you young will remember
A southern man don't need to be down and out.
A southern man don't need to be down and out.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow.
A southern man don't need him around anyhow.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you young will remember
Original Lyrics:
I hope Neil Young will remember
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss my family once again
And I think it's the same, yes.
And I think it's the same, yes.
Original Lyrics:
I miss Alabamy once again
And I think it's a sin, yes.
And I think it's a sin, yes.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss ol' family once again and I think it's a sin
Original Lyrics:
I miss ole 'bamy once again and I think it's a sin
I like my words better!
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss the whole family once again
Original Lyrics:
I miss Alabama once again
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'A man don't need him around anyhow.'
Original Lyrics:
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
I like my words better!
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor. Fool Fool Fool!
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo
I like my words better!
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham they robbed a lug nut.
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham they loved the Governor.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham they robbed the governor
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham they loved the governor
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham they robbed the governor
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham they loved the governor
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they had the gun run (boom, boom, boom).
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they loved the Governor (ooh ooh ooh).
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love begonias
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love the govenor
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love the Governor.(Oooh, oooh, oooh)
We all live, white people too
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
We all live, white people too
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love the Governor.(Oooh, oooh, oooh)
We all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
We all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love the gun now (boom, boom, boom).
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love the Governor (oo, oo, oo).
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love their Gumbo.
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they loved the Governor.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love to drum, now.(Oooh, oooh, oooh)
We all did what we could do
Whether gay, it does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
We all did what we could do
Whether gay, it does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love the Governor.(Oooh, oooh, oooh)
We all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
We all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love to go nuts
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they loved the Governor.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they loved the Gold Rush
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they loved the governor
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they loved the bungalow
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they love the governor
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they robbed a gum truck.
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they loved the Governor.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they want to call us
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they loved the governor
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In burning hands I feed you gum nuts.
Original Lyrics:
In Birmingham, they loved the Governor.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss m'whole family once again, and I think it's a sin.
Original Lyrics:
I miss Alabamy once again
And I think it's a sin, yes.
And I think it's a sin, yes.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Muscle Schultz has got the swamp bus.
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My - going g**d***
Original Lyrics:
My Montgomery's got the answer
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Montgomery's always got the answer
or
My pop is flowin' goddamn
or
My pop is flowin' goddamn
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not my doughnuts goddamn!
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Marvin Gaye does not bother me.
Original Lyrics:
Now Watergate does not bother me.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Muscle Schultz has got the Swampers.
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals got the karma.
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the smallpox
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the swampless
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the swampuss.
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals is kind o' swampless
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
I like my words better!
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Muscles Schultz has got the swampblood.
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Mussel Shoals has got the swamp-ass
Original Lyrics:
Now Mussel Shoals has got the swampers
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Mussel Shoals they have the swamp gas
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Russel Schultz has got the swamp nuts
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Russell Crowe has the swamp foot.
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Russell Schultz he got the swamp bus
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Russell Stover's come to Starbucks
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoal has got the swampers
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now muscle shoals have got the swamp dust. Boo Boo Boo
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now muscle shows he's going to swamp us.
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now muscle shows who's got the swamplust
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now mussel shells has got the swamp hooked.
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now one armed Gabe does not bother me
Original Lyrics:
Now, Watergate does not bother me
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now one gay doesn't bother me
Does your conscience barbecue?
Does your conscience barbecue?
Original Lyrics:
Now, Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Does your conscience bother you?
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we all did for a week or two
Original Lyrics:
Now we all did what we could do
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now what I gain does not bother me
Original Lyrics:
Now Watergate does not bother me
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now what they did does not bother me.
Original Lyrics:
Now Watergate does not bother me.
The real lyrics are actually anti-racist, challenging the listener's conscience concerning the role he played in supporting or opposing the civil rights movement (everyone did one or the other; hence 'we all did what we could do'). They also distance the singer from Nixon by denying 'guilt by association.' The misheard lyrics would endorse racist behavior, given that they would condone then-segregationist George Wallace and those in Birmingham who 'love' him as mentioned in previous lines. Big difference.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now when I'm gay, it does not bother me.
Original Lyrics:
Now Watergate does not bother me.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, Mother Nature does not bother me
Original Lyrics:
Now, Watergate does not bother me
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, Solarcaine does not bother me
Original Lyrics:
Now, Watergate does not bother me
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One more gay doesn't bother me.
Original Lyrics:
Watergate doesn't bother me.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' songs about the subway
I miss my whole family once again
I miss my whole family once again
Original Lyrics:
Singin' songs about the southland
I miss Alabamy once again.
I miss Alabamy once again.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' songs about the subway
Original Lyrics:
Signin' songs about the southland
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' songs about the subway
Original Lyrics:
Singin' songs about the Southland
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing songs about the Subway
Original Lyrics:
Singing songs about the Southland
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing songs about the Subwest.
Original Lyrics:
Singing songs about the Southland.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing songs about the south flag
Original Lyrics:
Singing songs about the south land
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing songs about the subway.
Original Lyrics:
Singing songs about the Southland.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing songs about the subway
I miss Albany once again, and I think it's a sin, yea.
I miss Albany once again, and I think it's a sin, yea.
Original Lyrics:
Singing songs about the Southland
I miss Alabamy once again, and I think it's a sin.
I miss Alabamy once again, and I think it's a sin.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smile, Pop. Don't let it stop there.
Original Lyrics:
My Montgomery's got the answer
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smile, pop. Don't let it stop there.
Original Lyrics:
My Montgomery's got the answer.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all have a grandma
or
Swing home, Dalai Llama
or
Smokin week in a Rambla
or
Smokin week in a Rambla
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Home Alabama
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweat home, Mama Jama
Original Lyrics:
Sweet home, Alabama
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet home Alabama, where the skies are Baloo
or
Sweet home Alabama, where the skies are smooth
or
Sweet home Alabama, where the skies are smooth
Original Lyrics:
Sweet home Alabama, where the skies are blue.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet home Alabama, where the skies are screwed.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet home Alabama, where the skies are blue.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet home has a grandma.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet home, Alabama
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet home hour power
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Home Alabama
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet home mama-jamma
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Home Alabama
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet home of a llama
Original Lyrics:
Sweet home Alabama
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet home, I'm a llama.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet home Alabama
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet home, Mama, Mama!
Original Lyrics:
Sweet home, Alabama!
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet home, a banana
Original Lyrics:
Sweet home, Alabama
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swing home, Alan Trammell.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet home, Alabama
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That man's a Chauvinist, goddamn sir
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That muscle shoulders' given the Swamp Boss.
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The oatmeal young will remember.
Original Lyrics:
I hope Neil Young will remember.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The one-eyed gay doesn't bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth!
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth!
Original Lyrics:
Now, Watergate doesn't bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This ol' band here wants his skin,
And I think it's a sin.
And I think it's a sin.
Original Lyrics:
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again
And I think it's a sin
And I think it's a sin
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I heard Miss Dion sing about her.
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard Mr. Young sing about her.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm just a young Silver Dollar.
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard Mr. Young sing about her.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm just a young singer 'bouter
Well, her dog needle put her down.
Well, her dog needle put her down.
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard Mr. Young sing about her
Well, I heard old Neil put her down.
Well, I heard old Neil put her down.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm just a young singer-bobber.
Original Lyrics:
Well I heard Mr. Young sing about her.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well Warner Gates was not fond of me,
Was your father fond of you?
Was your father fond of you?
Original Lyrics:
Watergate does not bother me,
Does you conscience bother you?
Does you conscience bother you?
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well mussel shoals has got the swamp bus
Original Lyrics:
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I heard Mr. DeYoung sing about her
or
Well, I heard Ernest Young sing about her
or
Well, I heard Ernest Young sing about her
Original Lyrics:
Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I hope Eeyore will remember
Original Lyrics:
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around, and how.
A Southern man don't need him around, and how.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow.
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm just a young sing-abouter
Original Lyrics:
Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What I gave does not bother me.
or
A one armed gay does not bother me.
or
A one armed gay does not bother me.
Original Lyrics:
Watergate does not bother me.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Home Depot will remember
Original Lyrics:
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember.
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the skies are screwed
Original Lyrics:
Where the skies are so blue
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the skies are smooth
Original Lyrics:
Where the skies are so blue
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the skies are soothe
Original Lyrics:
Where the skies are so blue
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the stars are so blue
Original Lyrics:
Where the skies are so blue
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
William Scott wants you.
Original Lyrics:
Where the skies are so blue
"Sweet Home Alabama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah old Neil put her down
Original Lyrics:
I heard old Neil put it down
"T for Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a T for 'Bama
Mama made a fool outta me.
Mama made a fool outta me.
Original Lyrics:
Give me a T for Thelma
Woman made a fool outta me.
Woman made a fool outta me.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't speak a word when you're full of balloons.
Original Lyrics:
Can't speak a word when you're full of the 'ludes.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't speak a word
When you're full of balloons.
When you're full of balloons.
Original Lyrics:
Can't speak a word
When you're full of the 'ludes.
When you're full of the 'ludes.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you smell that smell? The smell of ass around you.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you smell that smell? The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you smell that smell?
The smell that surrounds you
The smell that surrounds you
Original Lyrics:
Can't you smell that smell?
The smell of death surrounds you.
The smell of death surrounds you.
When I discovered the actual lyrics they were suddenly 10 times better than what I thought.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh gee, you're in my way.
Original Lyrics:
Oak tree, you're in my way.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One haro pie to get your kicks
Original Lyrics:
One h*** of a price to get your kicks.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That smell of gas around you.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of Pepto hounds you.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of a** surrounds you.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death's around you
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of death's a round Jew.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of death's around you.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of desks around Jews
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of gas around you.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of mess around you
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of s*** surrounds you.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of those around you.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of gas around you
or
The smell of us around you
or
The smell of us around you
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell that gets around you
or
The smell of gas around you
or
The smell of gas around you
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell that is around you.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell that is around you.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you.
"That Smell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of piss surrounds you
or
The smellin' that surrounds you
or
The smellin' that surrounds you
Original Lyrics:
The smell of death surrounds you
"The Ballad Of Curtis Loew" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing me a song Curtis Blow, Curtis Blow
Original Lyrics:
Play me a song Curtis Loew, Curtis Loew
"The Ballad Of Curtis Loew" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tune up your doboe
Original Lyrics:
Tune up your dobro
"The Ballad Of Curtis Lowe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because Curtis Lowe was the finest n***er
To ever play the blues.
To ever play the blues.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause Curtis Lowe was the finest picker
To ever play the blues.
To ever play the blues.
"The Ballad Of Curtis Lowe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to smoke a whole dub, bro.
Original Lyrics:
He used to own an old dobro.
"The Ballad Of Curtis Lowe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing me a song, Curtis, slow, Curtis, slow.
Original Lyrics:
Sing me a song, Curtis Lowe, Curtis Lowe.
"The Ballad of Curtis Loew" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Curt was a blind man
Original Lyrics:
Old Curt was a black man
"The Ballad of Curtis Lowe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curtis Lowe was the finest drunkard to ever play the blues.
Original Lyrics:
Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues.
"The Ballad of Curtis Lowe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curtis Lowe was the finest n***** to ever play the blues.
Original Lyrics:
Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues.
"The Ballad of Curtis Lowe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He used to only know dobro.
Original Lyrics:
He used to own an old dobro.
"The Ballad of Curtis Lowe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish that Jew was here so everyone would know.
Original Lyrics:
I wish that you was here so everyone would know
"They Call Me The Breeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me debris
'Cause I keep rollin' down the road.
'Cause I keep rollin' down the road.
Original Lyrics:
They call me the breeze
'Cause I keep blowin' down the road.
'Cause I keep blowin' down the road.
"They Call Me The Breeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I dig ole' John the Preacher
Makes me feel right at home.
Makes me feel right at home.
Original Lyrics:
Well I dig those Georgia peaches
Makes me feel right at home.
Makes me feel right at home.
"Tuesday's Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm, I'm leaving my woman at home
Lookee' here.
Lookee' here.
Original Lyrics:
Means I'm, I'm leaving my woman at home
Lordy.
Lordy.
"Was I Right Or Was I Wrong?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One saddled up, then hit the ground
Woncha tell me please, was I right or wrong?
Woncha tell me please, was I right or wrong?
Original Lyrics:
The ones that I loved were in the ground
Woncha tell me please, was I right or wrong?
Woncha tell me please, was I right or wrong?
"What's Your Name?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 9:00 in boys that I don't know.
Original Lyrics:
It's nine o'clock in Boise, Idaho.
"What's Your Name?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nine o'clock, and the boys they aren't at home
Original Lyrics:
It's nine o'clock in Boise, Idaho
"What's Your Name?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poonin' the tang, little girl!
Original Lyrics:
Shouldn't you stay, little girl?
"What's Your Name?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shootin' it straight, little girl
Well there ain't no say
Well there ain't no say
Original Lyrics:
Shouldn't you stay, little girl
Well there ain't no shame
Well there ain't no shame
"What's Your Name?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Original Lyrics:
Shouldn't you stay, little girl?
"What's Your Name?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't you stay, little girl?
Original Lyrics:
Shootin you straight, little girl.
"What's Your Name?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch your name, little girl
Watch your name!
Watch your name!
Original Lyrics:
What's your name, little girl?
What's your name?
What's your name?
"What's Your Name?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's eight o'clock in Boise, I don't know.
Original Lyrics:
Well it's eight o'clock in Boise, Idaho.
"What's Your Name?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, it's eight o'clock and boys, eh, I dunno.
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's eight o'clock in Boise, Idaho
"What's Your Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come upstairs, girl,
And have a drink in Shay['s] aeroplane
And have a drink in Shay['s] aeroplane
Original Lyrics:
Come upstairs, girl,
And have a drink of champaigne
And have a drink of champaigne
"What's Your Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come upstairs, girl, and have a ricochet aeroplane
Original Lyrics:
Come upstairs, girl, and have a drink of champaigne
"Workin' For MCA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just pay me all of my money
So, maybe you won't get a start.
So, maybe you won't get a start.
Original Lyrics:
Just pay me all of my money
And Mister, maybe you won't get a scar.
And Mister, maybe you won't get a scar.
"Workin' For MCA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just pay me all of my money
So, maybe you won't get shot.
So, maybe you won't get shot.
Original Lyrics:
Just pay me all of my money
And Mister, maybe you won't get a scar.
And Mister, maybe you won't get a scar.
"Workin' For MCA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoulda signed the contract
Shoulda signed today.
Shoulda signed today.
Original Lyrics:
Want you to sign your contract
Want you to sign today.
Want you to sign today.
"Workin' for MCA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shoulda signed a contract
Original Lyrics:
Want you to sign your contract
"Working For MCA" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From a motor-boat, baby
Original Lyrics:
From the Florida border, baby
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