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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Manic Street Preachers that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 253 misheard song lyrics for Manic Street Preachers on amIright currently.

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"1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
So God is dead, like Meacham said.
Original Lyrics:
So God is dead, like Nietzsche said.
"4st 7lb"
Misheard Lyrics:
A weak letter, all my flesh disappears
Original Lyrics:
A week later, all my flesh disappears
"4st 7lb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I care too much to die
And not enough to stay alive.
Original Lyrics:
I eat too much to die
And not enough to stay alive.
"4st 7lb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sitting a miracle awaiting
Original Lyrics:
I'm sitting in the middle waiting
"4st 7lb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too weak to f***, too weak to die.
Original Lyrics:
Too weak to fuss, too weak to die.
"4st 7lb"
Misheard Lyrics:
You love scum in obedience.
Original Lyrics:
You live stoned in obedience.
"A Design For Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Art design for her life
Original Lyrics:
A design for life
"A Design For Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Artisan for life
Original Lyrics:
A Design for life
"A Design For Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For a shallow piece of techno cheese
Original Lyrics:
For a shallow piece of dignity
"A Design For Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I design motorbikes.
Original Lyrics:
A design for life
"A Design For Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had a bottle, write you in my database.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had a bottle, right here in my dirty face.
"A Design For Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had a butthole, right here in my dirty face.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had a bottle, right here in my dirty face.
"A Design For Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's what gave us power
Then the camera made us fear
Walk by a snout
For a shallow piece of dignity
Original Lyrics:
Libraries gave us power
Then work came and made us free
What price now
For a shallow piece of dignity
"A Design For Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Night priests gave us power
And the cameraman is free
What price now for a small piece, I dig my heels
Original Lyrics:
Libraries gave us power
Then work came and made us free
What price now for a shallow piece of dignity?
"A Design For Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too sure for Wayne my cat
Original Lyrics:
to show from where I came
"A Design For Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't talk about life
We only wanna get drunk
And we have got a lot to spend
'Cos we are sure that this is the end
Original Lyrics:
We don't talk about love
We only wanna get drunk
And we are not allowed to spend
'Cos we are told that this is the end
"A Design For Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We only wanna dump truck end.
Original Lyrics:
We only wanna get drunk end.
"A Design for Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A design for her life.
Original Lyrics:
A design for life.
"A Design for Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I'm for life.
or
I'm designed for life.
Original Lyrics:
A design for life
"A Design for Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm weeing on a lotta spam
Original Lyrics:
And we are not allowed to spend
"A Design for Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Raichu in my daily case
Original Lyrics:
Right here in my dirty face
"A Design for Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too shallow form of where i care
Original Lyrics:
To show from where i came
"A Design for Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't talk of butt love
Original Lyrics:
We don't talk about love
"A Vision Of Dead Desire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cranberry, don't let me judge, jelly policeman.
Original Lyrics:
Primary, prole, mp, judge, general, policeman.
"Archives of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Manic Street Preachers
Original Lyrics:
Milosevic
On the second reciting of the killers' names, James definitely says 'Manic Street Preachers' at the end, instead of 'Milosevic' as the lyrics say.
"Australia"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's where we are.
Original Lyrics:
In Australia
"Australia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Greens Father, won't you come now?
Eat my spinach
For the fifteenth time
Original Lyrics:
Praying for the wave to come now
It must be
For the fifteenth time
"Australia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to put on my silly hat.
Original Lyrics:
I want to fly and run 'til it hurts.
"Black Dog On My Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes are shattered.
Original Lyrics:
My eyes are shut tight.
"Black Dog on My Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black tights are coming tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Black dog's a-coming tonight.
"Black Holes For The Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Subsidize the opera
F***, it's cold.
Original Lyrics:
Subsidize the opera
Forget school.
"Born A Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had been born a girl
and not this massive man
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had been born a girl
and not this mess of a man
"Born to End"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a freak buying diamonds and Levis
Original Lyrics:
Europe freed by McDonald's and Levis
"Born to End"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a freak, my landlords and Levis
Original Lyrics:
Europe freed by McDonald's and Levis
"Democracy Coma"
Misheard Lyrics:
2 million coronations
Original Lyrics:
To me the coronation's
"Democracy Coma"
Misheard Lyrics:
With Blackpool tours
Original Lyrics:
With blackboard chalk
"Die In The Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whole days watching 'Sex and the City'.
Original Lyrics:
Whole days throwing sticks into streams.
"Elvis Impersonator: Blackpool Pier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me take facepaint.
Original Lyrics:
Limited facepaint
"Elvis Impersonator: Blackpool Pier"
Misheard Lyrics:
The future's dead, find a memory.
Original Lyrics:
The future's dead, fundamentally.
"Empty Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colossal angles like a marrowbone.
Original Lyrics:
Colossal, endless like a marathon.
"Enola/Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know where I long.
Original Lyrics:
Enola, alone
"Everything Must Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Free as a banshee
Original Lyrics:
Freed us eventually
"Everything Must Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Free as a bench should be
Original Lyrics:
Freed us eventually
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A truth that washes,
that learned high class spam
Original Lyrics:
A truth that washes,
that learned how to spell
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a narky get
Original Lyrics:
I am an architect
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am an architect, they call me a vulture
Original Lyrics:
I am an architect, they call me a butcher
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am an architect
They call me a vulture.
Original Lyrics:
I am an architect
They call me a butcher.
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am merely a drug-addled virgin
That tattled and told.
Original Lyrics:
I am idiot drug-hive, the virgin
The tattered and the torn.
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is full of cockney women,
they are just lizards
Original Lyrics:
Life is for the cold turned warm,
they are just lizards
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad cows everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Man kills everything
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So damn easy for cave men
Man kills everything.
Original Lyrics:
So damn easy to cave in
Man kills everything.
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So damn easy to cave in, mad cows and everything
Original Lyrics:
So damn easy to cave in, man kills everything
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So damn easy to cave in
Mad cows everywhere.
Original Lyrics:
So damn easy to cave in
Man kills everything.
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sod 'em all I'm a Care Bear.
Original Lyrics:
So damn easy to cave in.
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sodomy in decaying men,
My freezer's emptying
Original Lyrics:
So damn easy to cave in,
Man kills everything
"Faster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tsunami leads to cave in
Manc hills ever thin.
Original Lyrics:
So damn easy to cave in
Man kills everything.
"Freedom Of Speech Won't Feed My Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brings out disease and big red clothing
Original Lyrics:
Just brings heart disease and bootleg clothing
"From Despair To Where" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** this pain away.
Original Lyrics:
From despair to where.
"From Despair To Where" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From this betterware
Original Lyrics:
From despair to where.
"From Despair To Where" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've poisoned every woman I've housed.
Original Lyrics:
I've poisoned every room in the house.
"From Despair to Where" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired, open my crotch.
Original Lyrics:
Outside open mouthed crowds.
"Hibernation"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you've got get used to me
Creepy holidays seem so cheap
Original Lyrics:
When you've got schedules to meet
Trivialities seem so cheap
"I'm Not Working"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweating out intelligence
That cat don't know what it is.
Original Lyrics:
Sweating out intelligence
Like I don't know what it is.
"If White America Told The Truth For One Day..."
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** the really big hill
F*** the really big hill.
Original Lyrics:
F*** the Brady Bill
F*** the Brady Bill.
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you tolerate p***
Then your children will be next.
Original Lyrics:
And if you tolerate this
Then your children will be next.
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you tolerate this
Then you’ll be in Shoeburyness
Original Lyrics:
And if you tolerate this
Then your children will be next
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And on the street tonight an old man prays
Original Lyrics:
And on the street tonight an old man plays
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B****cks for your brain today.
or
Bullets for your brain to take.
Original Lyrics:
Bullets for your brain today.
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bollocks for your brain to take.
Original Lyrics:
Bullets for your brain today.
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've walked la rumpus butt, now with real intent
Original Lyrics:
I've walked La Ramblas, but not with real intent
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you tolerate this then your children wear V necks
Original Lyrics:
If you tolerate this then your children will be next
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Many months put from pen to paper turns me into a godless wombat
Original Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper turns me into a gutless wonder
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moments put from pen to paper
Turn me into a golden wonder.
Original Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper
Turns me into a gutless wonder.
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Money once put from pen to paper turns me into a godless wonder
Original Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper turns me into a gutless wonder
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper turns me into a Gothic swampman.
Original Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper turns me into a gutless wonder.
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So if I can't shoot rabbits
Then I can't shoot fascists
Original Lyrics:
So if I can shoot rabbits
Then I can shoot fascists
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So then I can shoot rabbits
They're actually fetishists.
Original Lyrics:
So if I can shoot rabbits
Then I can shoot Fascists.
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fugitives teach you to be alone
The preserve to be a freedom cone
Original Lyrics:
The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be afraid and cold.
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be Antoine de Caunes
Original Lyrics:
The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be afraid and cold
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The future teaches you to be avlone
The present to be mattie cone.
Original Lyrics:
The future teaches you to be alone
The present to be afraid and cold.
"If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turns me into a capitalist woman.
Original Lyrics:
Turns me into a gutless wonder.
"If You Tolerate This....." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper
Turns me into a gutless wombat
Original Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper
Turns me into a gutless wonder
"If You Tolerate This....." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Only what's good for a country paper
Turns me into a gutless wonder
Original Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper
Turns me into a gutless wonder
"If You Tolerate This..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've watched your lover's butt, and it's really tanned.
Original Lyrics:
I've walked La Ramblas, but not with real intent.
"If You Tolerate This..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you tell them where to fish
Then your children will me missed.
Original Lyrics:
If you tolerate this
Then your children will be next.
"If You Tolerate This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holes in your head today
But I'm a pacifist
And I worked that rambler's
Butt plug with real intent
Original Lyrics:
Holes in your head today
But I'm a pacifist
I've walked La Ramblas
But not with real intent
"If You Tolerate This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I rubbed Frank Lampards butt not with real intent.
Original Lyrics:
I've walked Las Ramblas, but not with real intent.
"If You Tolerate This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've watched bar rumbles but not with real intent
Original Lyrics:
I've walked La Ramblas but not with real intent
"If You Tolerate This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can shoot rabbits
Then why can't you fascists?
Original Lyrics:
If I can shoot rabbits
Then I can shoot fascists.
"If You Tolerate This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you tolerate this,
then your children will be blessed
Original Lyrics:
If you tolerate this,
then your children will be next
"If You Tolerate This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Minor prints put from pen to paper turns me into a gutless Womble
(Later)
Gravity keeps my head down, oh it is maybe shame
At being so young and being so brave
Original Lyrics:
Monuments put from pen to paper turns me into a gutless wonder
(Later)
Gravity keeps my head down or is it maybe shame
At being so young and being so vain
"Intravenous Agnostic"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause the Manics are bulimic
Original Lyrics:
Cosmetic - polemic
"Kevin Carter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kevin Carter can't fall over forever
Original Lyrics:
Kevin Carter Kaffir lover forever
"La Tristesse Durera" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Berate me like cat farts.
Original Lyrics:
Parades Milan catwalks.
"La Tristesse Durera" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Creates electric sparks.
Original Lyrics:
Parades, Milan catwalks
"La Tristesse Durera" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Creates electric sparks
Original Lyrics:
Parades, Milan catwalks
"La Tristesse Durera" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Electric stetson, do you ever?
Original Lyrics:
La Tristesse Durera
"La Tristesse Durera" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
La tristessa dure ever
Original Lyrics:
La Tristesse Durera
"La Tristessta Duera" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh now really
I am just a petrified crotch.
Original Lyrics:
I am a relic
I am just a petrified cry.
"Let Robeson Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
My coffee poisoned through with hate.
Original Lyrics:
McCarthy poisoned through with hate.
"Let Robeson Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are you now
Broken apples still around
Original Lyrics:
Where are you now
Broken up, but still around
"Life Becoming A Landslide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a f*** for all to see.
Original Lyrics:
Just a fine tuned jealousy.
"Life Becoming A Landslide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just somebody to tell us it
Original Lyrics:
Just a fine tuned jealousy.
"Life Becoming A Landslide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life becoming a landslide
Ice cream and nature dead.
Original Lyrics:
Life becoming a landslide
Ice freezing nature dead.
"Life Becoming A Landslide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When all the rest know true love
Turns a body to jealously.
Original Lyrics:
And there is no true love
Just a finely tuned jealously.
"Little Baby Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Vas Pokhoronim, crystallized
Original Lyrics:
Moths broken up, quenched at last
"Little Baby Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No amount of Connecticut
You’re like a big old fan’s mill mentality
They need your innocence to steal fake love and to destroy.
Original Lyrics:
No-one likes looking at you
Your lack of ego offends male mentality
They need your innocence to steal vacant love and to destroy.
"Little Baby Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No-one likes hearing 'atchoo'
You're lacquered beagle's a fence made fatality
Dale needs your renaissance toast heals vacant love and then destroys.
Original Lyrics:
No-one likes looking at you
Your lack of ego offends male mentality
They need your innocence to steal vacant love and to destroy.
"Little Baby Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No-one likes looking at you
You're like a big old fence
Original Lyrics:
No-one likes looking at you
Your lack of ego offends
"Little Baby Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're pretty face to fence.
Original Lyrics:
Your pretty face offends.
"Love Torn Us Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't believe love's torn us under.
Original Lyrics:
At night complete, love's torn us under.
"Mausoleum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crows and the trees
Original Lyrics:
Grass and the trees
"Mausoleum"
Misheard Lyrics:
No bus, no bus
holiness of god himself
Original Lyrics:
No birds, no birds
Holy mass of dead insects
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adam my slow thing and faded self smiles
Organize your safe travel wall
Hurt, maim, kill and enslave the ghetto wall
All the duck streams and some falling maids
From fuel of self to stand up
This wonderful world of purchase power
Just like London sucking a garden
(Later)
This happiness corrupt political shade
All we want from you are the kids you've given us
Original Lyrics:
Itemize loathing and feed yourself smiles
Organize your safe tribal war
Hurt, maim, kill and enslave the ghetto
Orthodox dreams and symbolic myths
From feudal serf to spender
This wonderful world of purchase power
Just like lungs sucking on air
(Later)
This happiness corrupt political sh*t
All we want from you are the kicks you've given us
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we want from you are The Kinks you've given us
Original Lyrics:
All we want from you are the kicks you've given us
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we want from you are the cakes you've given us
OR
All we want from you are the kids you've given us
Original Lyrics:
All we want from you are the kicks you've given us
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we want from you are the keys you've given us
Original Lyrics:
All we want from you are the kicks you've given us
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut your socks downwards
Original Lyrics:
Culture sucks down words
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eek! Good Lord! They swallow, swallow, swallow
Original Lyrics:
Ego-loaded and swallow, swallow, swallow
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's a Big Ben.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's a victim.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone's a figment
Original Lyrics:
Everyone's a victim
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere there's war
Everyone's a victim.
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere death row
Everyone's a victim.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere they'll throw everyone at Big Ben.
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere death row, everyone's a victim.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honda be the loneliest
Motorcycle emptiness
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness
Motorcycle emptiness
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm burning on loneliness
More of this-a cool emptiness.
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness
Motorcycle emptiness.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming on loneliness
Most of it, I call emptiness.
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness
Motorcycle emptiness.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dining on loneliness
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dying of loneliness, motorcycle emptiness.
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness, motorcycle emptyness
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dying of loneliness
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the own loneliness
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm nutty on loneliness.
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running on loneliness, on this side, cool emptiness.
OR
I'm running on loneliness, on this side, cruel emptiness.
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness, motorcycle emptiness
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Daddy, I'm loneliness
or
I'm running on loneliness
or
I'm running on loneliness
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like some enchilada.
Original Lyrics:
Just like lungs sucking on air.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life lies a slow suicide
All the ducks' dreams and symbolic myths.
Original Lyrics:
Life lies a slow suicide
Orthodox dreams and symbolic myths.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life lies a slow suicide
Over dark streams and symbolic mayhem.
Original Lyrics:
Life lies a slow suicide
Orthodox dreams and symbolic myths.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life like a slow suicide
All the ducks scream of symbolic myths
Original Lyrics:
Life lies a slow suicide Orthodox dreams and symbolic myths.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living life like the Commodores
Original Lyrics:
Living life like a comotose
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
M' ouders zijn cool en tieners
Original Lyrics:
Motorcycle emptiness
The misheard lyrics is Dutch for 'My parents are cool and teenagers'.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Obi-one, for you are the kicks you keep from us.
Original Lyrics:
All we want from you are the kicks you've given us.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Daddy, I'm loneliness
Motorcycle emptiness.
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness
Motorcycle emptiness.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh ladi, oh loneliness
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, dirty one loneliness
Motorcycle emptiness.
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness
Motorcycle emptiness.
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
On dunny on loneliness
More or less, I could, emptiness.
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness
Motorcycle emptiness
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
This happiness corrupt political shame
Original Lyrics:
This happiness corrupt political sh*t
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unbloody unloneliness, motorcycle emptyness
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness, motorcycle emptyness
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness Morrrrees-ah-coo emptiness
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness, motorcycle emptiness
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness,
bold as I could emptiness
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness,
motorcycle emptiness
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unnaughty loneliness
or
All naughty unknown leaders
Original Lyrics:
Under neon loneliness
"Motown Junk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love songs echo 'I love mashed potato!'
Original Lyrics:
Love songs echo underclass betrayal.
"Motown Junk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love songs go under mashed potato
Original Lyrics:
Love songs echo underclass betrayal
"Mr. Carbohydrate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavier than Matthew Maynard
Original Lyrics:
Have you heard of Matthew Maynard
"My Guernica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hide away be old and grey
and the deep roofrack would be proud of me
Original Lyrics:
Hide away be old and grey
Alfred J. Prufrock would be proud of me
"My Guernica"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm small and I'm tired
I'm linked to big Sam Wired
Original Lyrics:
I'm small and I'm tired
I'm blurred to bits and wired
"My Guernica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up and get myself another ice-breaker
or
Wake up and but myself another Africa
or
Wake up and but myself another Africa
Original Lyrics:
Wake up and pour myself another icebreaker
"Nat West-Barclays-Midlands-Lloyds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely as a chicken's eye
Original Lyrics:
Lonelier with cheap desires
"Nat West-Barclays-Midlands-Lloyds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Night waste
Original Lyrics:
Nat West
"No Surface All Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barry's possessed and so uncivilized.
Original Lyrics:
Embarrassed, possesed and so uncivilized
"No Surface All Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the ghost of our semen.
Original Lyrics:
Feel the guilt of a sinner.
"Nobody Loved You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you ever f*** him, boy?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever forgive her?
"Nobody Loved You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you ever f*ck before?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever forgive her?
"Nobody Loved You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you have a f***ing thought?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever forgive her?
"Nobody Loved You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Neil Youngathon
Original Lyrics:
It's unreal now you're gone
"Of Walking Abortion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satan's horney
Original Lyrics:
Fake and phoney
"Of Walking Abortion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shallow
Original Lyrics:
Shalom
"Of Walking Abortion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up, shut up We all love our children
Original Lyrics:
Shalom shalom We all love our children
"Of Walking Abortion"
Misheard Lyrics:
The horror of a bonfire
Original Lyrics:
The horror of a bullfight
"Removables"
Misheard Lyrics:
All removables, all trains are Tory.
Original Lyrics:
All removables, all transitory.
"Removables"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the lucifers all turned tory
Original Lyrics:
All removables, all transitory
"Removables"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bronze my thighs easily
Original Lyrics:
A bronze moth dies easily
"Removables"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lumley waiting for foxes to towel me
Original Lyrics:
Numbly waiting for voices to tell me
"Removables"
Misheard Lyrics:
Numbly waiting for foxes to tell me
For f***'s sake to tell me.
Original Lyrics:
Numbly waiting for voices to tell me
For voices to tell me.
"Revol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye!
Original Lyrics:
Revol!
"Revol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Lennonbob waking the buoy
Mr. Stallenbob doing something else
Push jab river, everyone's a killer!
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Lenin awaken the boy
Mr. Stalin bisexual epoch
Kruschev self-love in his mirrors.
"Revol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trebor! Trebor!
Original Lyrics:
Revol! Revol!
"Roses In The Hospital" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heroin is too Chinese.
Original Lyrics:
Heroin is too trendy.
"Roses In The Hospital" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to drink to something, s***.
Original Lyrics:
I want to cling to something soft.
"Roses In The Hospital" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rot forever delayed
Original Lyrics:
Forever ever delayed
"Send Away the Tigers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faces on whores from the tiger claws
All your tears will be trembling
Sink those teeth into my back seat
Zonal beasts keeping the bed.
Original Lyrics:
Fixing some holes from the tiger claws
All your tears will be trembling
Sink those teeth into my back
Seasonal beasts keep them at bay.
"Send Away the Tigers"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no hope in the Commies
So catch yourself a lifeline.
Original Lyrics:
There's no hope in the colonies
So catch yourself a lifeline.
"Slash 'n' Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ilie Nastase will kill us at the stage.
Original Lyrics:
You need your stars, even killers have prestige.
"Slash 'n' Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill To Live
Two Fat Kids
Original Lyrics:
Kill to live
Kill for kicks.
"Slash 'n' Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill to live
Kill f***heads.
Original Lyrics:
Kill to live
Kill for kicks.
"Slash 'n' Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're chinese
They're chinese
Original Lyrics:
That's all you need
That's all you need
"Slash 'n' Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much comfort to get, iechyd da!
Original Lyrics:
Too much comfort to get decadent
Iechyd da (pronounced "yekkid dah") is Welsh for "cheers" as in a drinking toast.
"Sleepflower" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Human extinction doesn't ease
about a millionth of my anxiety
Original Lyrics:
You were an extinction a desert heat
a blind illness from my anxiety
"Sleepflower" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like I'm insane, pieces of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep.
"Sleepflower" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like I'm insane, pissing on sheep
Original Lyrics:
I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
"Sleepflower" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were an extension that doesn't reach.
Original Lyrics:
You were an extinction, a desert heat.
"Small Black Flowers That Grow In The Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Herre in war, crusty, fat elders.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes warden, Christ, temple, elders.
"Small Black Flowers That Grow In The Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Use your water, flashdance for Elvis.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes warden, christ, temple, elders.
"Small Black Flowers That Grow In The Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna get out from myths you've sent around
Original Lyrics:
Wanna get out won't miss you sensaround
"So Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
See big dumb face, I love my life!
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your dumb face all of my life
"So Why So Sad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A virgin expressway to Moscow
Original Lyrics:
Burns an expressway to my skull
"So Why So Sad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I smile at me as the high-heeler
Virgin Expressway to Moscow
Original Lyrics:
My smile as real as a hyena's
Burns an expressway to my skull
"So Why So Sad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I smile in here as the nightly nurse
Builds an expressway to the stars
Original Lyrics:
My smile as real as a hyena's
Burns an expressway to my skull
"So Why So Sad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching for a dancing straw
Original Lyrics:
Searching for the Dead Sea Scrolls
"So Why So Sad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching for the dead cheese rolls.
Original Lyrics:
Searching for the Dead Sea Scrolls.
"So Why So Sad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching, oh, the dance is yours.
Original Lyrics:
Searching for the Dead Sea Scrolls
"Sorrow 16"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut your hair to the victim's man.
Original Lyrics:
Cut your hair in front of businessmen.
"Sorrow 16"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like fun I feel like bowling
Original Lyrics:
I feel like falling I feel like falling
"Sorrow 16"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killed yourself and sent to Hell
Original Lyrics:
Kill yourself and censor health
"Sorrow 16"
Misheard Lyrics:
You love scum in obedience.
Original Lyrics:
You live stoned in obedience.
"Sorrow 16"
Misheard Lyrics:
my cardigans, ambition poisoned my air
Original Lyrics:
narcotic of ambition poisoned my air
"Stay Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Destroyed by Manics
Original Lyrics:
Destroyed by madness
"Stay Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love your master and adore your fellows
Original Lyrics:
Love your masks and adore your failure
"Stay Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love your maths and adore your banjo
Original Lyrics:
Love your masks and adore your failure
"Stay Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love your mess
Original Lyrics:
Love your masks
"Suicide Is Painless (Theme From M*A*S*H)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It brings a man to change us.
Original Lyrics:
It brings on many changes.
"Suicide is Painless(Theme from M*A*S*H)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can take a leaflet if I please.
Original Lyrics:
I can take or leave it if I please.
"Suicide is Painless(Theme from Mash)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suicide is dangerous
Original Lyrics:
Suicide is painless
"The Everlasting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the big inning
When we were winning
Original Lyrics:
In the beginning
When we were winning
"The Everlasting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was sex in a different life
Destroys my days and haunts my nights?
Original Lyrics:
It was set in a different life
Destroys my days and haunts my nights?
"The Everlasting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was sex in a different life
Destroys my days and haunts my nights
Original Lyrics:
It was said in a different light
Destroys my days and haunts my nights
"The Everlasting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's obscene now
In the end
It was set in a different life
Original Lyrics:
It's all the same now
In the end
It was said in a different life
"The Masses Against The Classes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, we eat sausages.
Original Lyrics:
Hello, it's us again.
"The Masses Against The Classes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sausage is an ugly word
Original Lyrics:
Success is an ugly word
"The Masses Against The Classes"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the refrigerator's what we believe in.
Original Lyrics:
When the future is what we believe in.
"This Is Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stare at bus-stop and it leaves me blind
Original Lyrics:
I stare at the sky and it leaves me blind
"This Is Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I steal a bus-stop and it leaves me blind.
Original Lyrics:
I stare at the sky and it leaves me blind.
"Tsunami" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
come watch home with me
Original Lyrics:
Tsunami, tsunami
came washing over me
"Tsunami" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
C'est la vie, c'est la vie, came watching over me.
Original Lyrics:
Tsunami, tsunami, came washing over me.
"Tsunami" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
C'est la vie, c'est la vie,
came watching over me
Original Lyrics:
Tsunami, tsunami,
came washing over me
"Tsunami" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ce la vie, Ce la vie came washing over me
Original Lyrics:
Tsunami, Tsunami came washing over me
"Tsunami" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ce la vie, Ce la vie
Kate Moss shat over me.
Original Lyrics:
Tsunami, Tsunami
Came washing over me.
"Tsunami" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit on me, sit on me
Come washing over me.
Original Lyrics:
Tsunami, tsunami
Came washing over me.
"Tsunami" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep and breathe and not row with sheep,
In heavy anxiety in between.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep and breathe under our sheets
Inhale the anxiety in between.
"Tsunami" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep and breathe under our sheets
And heavy and tired in between.
Original Lyrics:
Sleep and breathe under our sheets
Inhale the anxiety in between.
"Tsunami" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Toon Army, Toon Army came marching over me
Original Lyrics:
Tsunami, Tsunami came washing over me
"Tsunami" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Toon army, toon army
came washing over me.
Original Lyrics:
Tsunami tsunami
Came washing over me.
Toon army is the name for Newcastle football fans.
"Tsunami" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Toon army, toon army
Original Lyrics:
Tsunami, tsunami
"Tsunami" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tsunami, tsunami
KY jelly over me
Original Lyrics:
Tsunami, tsunami
came washing over me
"Voodoo Polaroids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beautiful void
Original Lyrics:
Voodoo Polaroids
"We Are All Bourgeois Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
'The stakes,' he began, 'Have been profit for people too long.
For far too long.'
Original Lyrics:
'The State,' he began, 'Has been propping up people too long
For far too long.'
"We Are All Bourgeois Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
In every town on the way
The people will pray
The buildings will tell me.
Original Lyrics:
In every town on the way
The people looked grey
The buildings looked healthy.
"Yes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't know what I'm scared of or what I even enjoy
Darling, got my kneebone, nothing turns out like you want it to.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't know what I'm scared of or what I even enjoy
Dulling, get money, but nothing turns out like you want it to.
"Yes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hug myself to get pain out.
Original Lyrics:
I hurt myself to get pain out.
"You Love Us (Heavenly Version)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carmen Electra
Die, die, die!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, passive electrolute
Die, die, die!
"You Love Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Parmasan a fake light sabre.
Original Lyrics:
Parliament's a fake lifesaver.
"You Love Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw some a***s into your face.
Original Lyrics:
Throw some acid into your face.
"You Love Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuba lachi lachi statues
Original Lyrics:
Until I see love in statues
"You Love Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow bus
Original Lyrics:
You love us
"You Love Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You love a**.
Original Lyrics:
You love us.
"You Stole The Sun From My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drinking, what a Tuesday thing.
Original Lyrics:
Drinking water to stay thin.
"You Stole The Sun From My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to bully me
I love you all the same.
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to believe me
I love you all the same.
"You Stole The Sun From My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stole the sun from my a***.
Original Lyrics:
You stole the sun from my heart.
"You Stole The Sun From My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stole the sun from my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You stole the sun from my heart.
"You Stole the Sun from My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stole the buns from my arse
Original Lyrics:
You stole the sun from my heart
"Your Love Alone (Is Not Enough)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow balloon
Is not enough
Original Lyrics:
Your love alone
Is not enough
"Yourself" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe in yourself.
Original Lyrics:
Belittle yourself.
"f You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next"
Misheard Lyrics:
B****cks fly into your brain today but we'll forget it all again
Monuments put from pen to paper
Turns me into a gutless Womble
OR
Turns me into a godless Womble
(Later)
Hosing your head today
Original Lyrics:
Bullets for your brain today but we'll forget it all again
Monuments put from pen to paper
Turns me into a gutless wonder
(Later)
Holes in your head today

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