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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Barry Manilow
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"Bandstand Boogie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beverley Heast give it a beat a 75
Original Lyrics:
Best in the East give it at least a seventy five
"Beautiful Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beautiful music I knew it just had to be you
Original Lyrics:
Beautiful music I knew it just had to be true
"Brooklyn Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barry but there's a Sodomite I couldn't have sung.
Original Lyrics:
But there's a song of mine I couldn't have sung.
"Brooklyn Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there's a sodomite I couldn't have sung,
I should have started back when I was young.
I should have started back when I was young.
Original Lyrics:
But there's a song of mine I couldn't have sung.
A tune I started back when I was young.
A tune I started back when I was young.
"Can't Smile Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't laugh and I can't sink
Original Lyrics:
I can't laugh and I can't sing
"Can't Smile Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't laugh and I can't swim
Original Lyrics:
I can't laugh and I can't sing
"Can't Smile Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel bland when you're bland
Original Lyrics:
I feel glad when you're glad
"Can't Smile Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel bland when you're bland
Original Lyrics:
I feel glad when you're glad
"Can't Smile Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been sad when you're sad
I've been glad when you're glad
I've been glad when you're glad
Original Lyrics:
I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
I feel glad when you're glad
"Can't Smile Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're only new, what I'm gonna do
Original Lyrics:
If you only knew what I'm going through
"Can't Smile Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now some people say
Blackberries take
So very long to find.
Blackberries take
So very long to find.
Original Lyrics:
Now some people say
Happiness takes
So very long to find.
Happiness takes
So very long to find.
"Can't Smile Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That only seemed like years away
Original Lyrics:
That only seemed light years away
"Can't Smile Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You came along
Just like a song
And frightened my Dave.
Just like a song
And frightened my Dave.
Original Lyrics:
You came along
Just like a song
And brightened my day.
Just like a song
And brightened my day.
"Can't Smile Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You see I feel glad when you're glad.
I feel sad when you're sad.
If you only knew, but I worry to.
I just can't smile without you.
I feel sad when you're sad.
If you only knew, but I worry to.
I just can't smile without you.
Original Lyrics:
You see I feel glad when you're glad.
I feel sad when you're sad.
If you only knew what I'm going through.
I just can't smile without you.
I feel sad when you're sad.
If you only knew what I'm going through.
I just can't smile without you.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when he finished, he called a robot.
Original Lyrics:
And when he finished, he called her over.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when he finished, he called a rover.
Original Lyrics:
And when he finished, he called her over.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when she finished, he called a rowboat.
Original Lyrics:
And when she finished, he called her over.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when she finished, he called her Rover.
Original Lyrics:
And when she finished, he called her over.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anolona, or the Savannahs
Original Lyrics:
At the Copa, Copacabana
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At the Coca, Coca-cabana
Original Lyrics:
At the Copa, Copacabana
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At the Copa, Copa pajama
Original Lyrics:
At the Copa, Copacabana
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At the coca, coca-cabana
Original Lyrics:
At the Copa, Copacabana
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At the cocoa, cocoa banana
Original Lyrics:
At the Copa, Copacabana
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But Rico went a bit to far
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a gun
But gazoo shot who?
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a gun
But gazoo shot who?
Original Lyrics:
But Rico went a bit to far
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But Rico went up in too far.
Original Lyrics:
But Rico went a bit too far.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name was Lola,
she was a showgirl,
with little dandruff in her hair
and her dress went blam down to there
she was a showgirl,
with little dandruff in her hair
and her dress went blam down to there
Original Lyrics:
Her name was Lola,
she was a showgirl,
with yellow feathers in her hair
and a dress cut down to there
she was a showgirl,
with yellow feathers in her hair
and a dress cut down to there
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name was Lola
She was a showgirl
With dandruff in her hair
And her dress went blam down to there.
She was a showgirl
With dandruff in her hair
And her dress went blam down to there.
Original Lyrics:
Her name was Lola
She was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair
And a dress cut down to there.
She was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair
And a dress cut down to there.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name was Lola
She lost her shoulder.
She lost her shoulder.
Original Lyrics:
Her name was Lola
She was a showgirl.
She was a showgirl.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His name was Diggler, he had a wiggler.
Original Lyrics:
His name was Rico, he wore a diamond.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His name was Lionel,
He was a showgirl
He was a showgirl
Original Lyrics:
Her name was Lola,
She was a showgirl
She was a showgirl
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His name was Weako
Original Lyrics:
His name was Rico
Weako sounds like a disparaging term for a weak person.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's the disco
But not for robots
But not for robots
Original Lyrics:
Now it's the disco
But not for Lola
But not for Lola
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lost her youth and she lost her money, now she's lost her mind!
Original Lyrics:
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony, now she's lost her mind!
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lost her youth and she lost her money
Original Lyrics:
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lost her youth and she lost her pony.
Original Lyrics:
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits there so refined
And drinks her Sultan wine.
And drinks her Sultan wine.
Original Lyrics:
She sits there so refined
And drinks herself half-blind.
And drinks herself half-blind.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was my rain gauge and do the cha cha
Original Lyrics:
She would merengue and do the cha cha
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She won the renegade
And did the chop-chop
And did the chop-chop
Original Lyrics:
She would meringue
And do the cha-cha
And do the cha-cha
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wore a rain gauge and did the cha-cha
Original Lyrics:
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hardest stop over Havana
Original Lyrics:
The hottest stop north of Havana
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The heart Espanol from Havana.
Original Lyrics:
The hottest spot north of Havana.
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hope of...hope of Havana
Original Lyrics:
At the Copa-... Copacabana
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hottest spot north of Atlanta
Original Lyrics:
The hottest sport north of Havana
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The hottest spot north of Savannah
Original Lyrics:
The hottest spot north of Havana
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The party stop north of Havana
Original Lyrics:
The hottest stop north of Havana
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was blood and a single gunshot,
But gazoo shot who!!!
But gazoo shot who!!!
Original Lyrics:
There was blood and a single gunshot,
But just who shot who?
But just who shot who?
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was blood and a single gunshot,
But gazoo shot who?
But gazoo shot who?
Original Lyrics:
There was blood and a single gunshot,
But just who shot who?
But just who shot who?
"Copacabana" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a gun
But gazoo shot who?
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a gun
But gazoo shot who?
Original Lyrics:
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gunshot
But just who shot who?
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gunshot
But just who shot who?
"Could It Be Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could this be the magic of M*A*S*H?
Original Lyrics:
Could this be the magic at last?
M*A*S*H was a very popular TV show at the time this song was popular.
"Could It Be Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could this be the magic of man?
Original Lyrics:
Could this be the magic at last?
"Could It Be Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could this be the magic, Aladdin?
Original Lyrics:
Could this be the magic at last?
"Could It Be Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could this be the marriage at last?
Original Lyrics:
Could this be the magic at last?
"Could It Be Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet molasses angel of my lifetime
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Melissa angel of my lifetime
"Could It Be Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet molasses
Angel of my lifeline
A**hole to all a**holes I could find
Angel of my lifeline
A**hole to all a**holes I could find
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Melissa
Angel of my lifetime
Answer to all answers I could find
Angel of my lifetime
Answer to all answers I could find
"Daybreak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's gameday, if you wanna believe
Original Lyrics:
But it's daybreak, if you wanna believe
"Daybreak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It wasn't date rape, but the jury believed
That it was date rape, ain't no time to grieve
She said it's date rape, now I'm in custody
That it was date rape, ain't no time to grieve
She said it's date rape, now I'm in custody
Original Lyrics:
But it's daybreak, if you wanna believe
It can be daybreak, ain't no time to grieve
Said it's daybreak, if you'll only believe
It can be daybreak, ain't no time to grieve
Said it's daybreak, if you'll only believe
"Home for the Holidays"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transylvania and some homely pumpkin pie
Original Lyrics:
Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie
"I Don't Want to Walk Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nursery
Original Lyrics:
No, siree
"I Made It Through The Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We friends are hard to find.
Original Lyrics:
When friends are hard to find
"I Made It Through the Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I made a new beret
Original Lyrics:
I made it through the rain
"I Made It Through the Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I made it through Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
I made it through the rain
"I Made It Through the Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I made it to the lake
Original Lyrics:
I made it through the rain
"I Made It Through the Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I made it to the range
Original Lyrics:
I made it through the rain
"I Write The Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I smite the ones that make the others ming.
Original Lyrics:
I write the songs that make the whole world sing.
"I Write The Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I write the songs of love and skrittish or skray.
Original Lyrics:
I write the songs of love and special things.
"I Write The Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Gilligan even though I'm very old
Original Lyrics:
I'm young again even though I'm very old
"I Write The Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My whole life's deep within you
Original Lyrics:
My home lies deep within you
"I Write the Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though I'm Billy Joel
Original Lyrics:
Even though I'm very old
"I Write the Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the songs that make the whole world sing
I like the songs of love and special things
I like the songs that make the young girls cry
I like the songs, I like the songs
I like the songs of love and special things
I like the songs that make the young girls cry
I like the songs, I like the songs
Original Lyrics:
I write the songs that make the whole world sing
I write the songs of love and special things
I write the songs that make the young girls cry
I write the songs, I write the songs
I write the songs of love and special things
I write the songs that make the young girls cry
I write the songs, I write the songs
"I Write the Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ride with thongs and make the whole world sing.
Original Lyrics:
I write the songs that make the whole world sing.
"I Write the Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I write the songs of love and Scottish things.
Original Lyrics:
I write the songs of love and special things.
"I Write the Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been alright forever
Original Lyrics:
I've been alive forever
"I Write the Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Music fills your car
Original Lyrics:
Music fills your heart
"I'd Really Love To See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talking 'bout the linen
And I don't want to change your mind.
And I don't want to change your mind.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talking 'bout moving in
And I don't wanna change your life.
And I don't wanna change your life.
"I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not talkin' 'bout my linen
And I don't wanna change your light.
And I don't wanna change your light.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not talking 'bout moving in
And I don't wanna change your life.
And I don't wanna change your life.
"If I Can Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
He F***ing talk,
He F***ing stand,
He F***ing walk
He F***ing stand,
He F***ing walk
Original Lyrics:
If I can talk
If I can stand
If I can walk
If I can stand
If I can walk
It's actually the backing singers that sound like they're singing this, not Barry himself.
"It's A Miracle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From Boston to Denver
And Denver down in between
And Denver down in between
Original Lyrics:
From Boston to Denver
And every town in between
And every town in between
"It's A Miracle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
True blue Spaghetti-O's miracle
or
True blue insecticide miracle
or
True blue insecticide miracle
Original Lyrics:
True blue spectacle miracle
"It's a Miracle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But now I'm alone again
Original Lyrics:
But now that I'm home again
"It's a Miracle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got busted in Denver,
and never had time to flee
and never had time to flee
Original Lyrics:
From Boston to Denver,
and every town in between
and every town in between
"It's a Miracle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're hearing my arms all around you
And baby they'll be dancing Meryl Streep
And baby they'll be dancing Meryl Streep
Original Lyrics:
Now you're here in my arms all around you
And baby they'll be dancing in the street
And baby they'll be dancing in the street
"It's a Miracle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, what a believer I've been,
the cities and towns I've been in
the cities and towns I've been in
Original Lyrics:
You wouldn't believe where I've been,
the cities and towns I've been in
the cities and towns I've been in
"It's a Miracle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The people they all look ashamed
Original Lyrics:
The people they all look the same
"It's a Miracle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The people they all look insane
Original Lyrics:
The people they all look the same
"It’s a Miracle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From Brooklyn to Denver
Original Lyrics:
From Boston to Denver
"Jump Shout Boogie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure you're talkin' to me now.
Original Lyrics:
Slip the talcum to me, Malcolm.
"Jump Shout Boogie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The boggie-woggie penis is what I'm talking about.
or
The boggie-woggie beat is what I'm talking about.
or
The boggie-woggie beat is what I'm talking about.
Original Lyrics:
The boogie-woogie beat is what I'm talking about.
"Jump Shout Boogie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The boogie-woogie peanut butter talking about.
Original Lyrics:
The boogie-woogie beat is what I'm talking about.
"Jump Shout Boogie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well not too long ago in 1944 when every mother's son was going off the wall
Original Lyrics:
Well not too long ago in 1944 when every mother's son was going off to war
"Jump Shout Boogie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could pull a switcharoonie if your pants fell down
Original Lyrics:
You could pull a switcharoonie if you felt low down
"Keep Each Other Warm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come sail into my arms,
the harp of my heart
the harp of my heart
Original Lyrics:
Come sail into my arms,
the harbor of my heart
the harbor of my heart
"Let's Hang On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey-O, hey-O, hey-O
Original Lyrics:
Hang on, hang on, hang on
"Lonely Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be fine living in Longleat together?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be fine being lonely together?
"Look Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like tomatoes
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it.
"Looks Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And aw, like a taste of love
The way we made it.
The way we made it.
Original Lyrics:
And all I could taste was love
The way we made it.
The way we made it.
"Looks Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me general the way
To another love.
To another love.
Original Lyrics:
Left each other on the way
To another love.
To another love.
"Looks Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like Van Halen
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
"Looks Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like a G rating
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
"Looks Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like a lady
or
Look like a lady
or
Look like a lady
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
"Looks Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like a lady
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
"Looks Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like a potato.
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it.
"Looks Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like it's raining
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
"Looks Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like tomatoes
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it
"Looks Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we made it.
Laughed each other all the way to another song
Laughed each other all the way to another song
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it.
Left each other on the way to another love
Left each other on the way to another love
"Looks Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we made it.
Left each other on the way to Annapolis.
Left each other on the way to Annapolis.
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it.
Left each other on the way to another love.
Left each other on the way to another love.
"Looks Like We Made It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like we mated.
Original Lyrics:
Looks like we made it.
"Looks Like We Made It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There you are, lookin' just the same as you did last time I sucked you
Original Lyrics:
There you are, lookin' just the same as you did last time I touched you
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught into a whirl, it's uphill climbing.
The tears are in my eyes and nothin' is timing.
The tears are in my eyes and nothin' is timing.
Original Lyrics:
Caught up in a world of uphill climbing.
The tears are in my mind and nothin' is rhyming.
The tears are in my mind and nothin' is rhyming.
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught up in a whirl of uphill climbin'
Tears I realize and nothin' is private.
Tears I realize and nothin' is private.
Original Lyrics:
Caught up in a world of uphiil climbing
The tears are in my mind and nothin' is rhyming.
The tears are in my mind and nothin' is rhyming.
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking in their eyes, I see a mermaid
Original Lyrics:
Looking in their eyes, I see a memory
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Mandy, you kissed me and stopped me from shaving.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Mandy, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'.
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Mandy
Well, you came and you gave
Well, I'll take it.
Well, you came and you gave
Well, I'll take it.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Mandy
Well, you came and you gave without taking.
Well, you came and you gave without taking.
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Mandy
You came and you're gay and that's faking.
You came and you're gay and that's faking.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Mandy
Well you came and you gave without taking.
Well you came and you gave without taking.
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Mandy
You came and you're great without faking.
You came and you're great without faking.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Mandy
Well you came and you gave without taking.
Well you came and you gave without taking.
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Mandy
Well, you came and you gave what I've taken.
Well, you came and you gave what I've taken.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Mandy
Well, you came and you gave without taking.
Well, you came and you gave without taking.
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old Man, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
Original Lyrics:
Oh Mandy, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaming.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'.
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaving.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'.
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You kissed me and stopped me from shavin'
Original Lyrics:
You kissed me and stopped me from shakin'
"Mandy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You kissed me and stopped me from shaving.
Original Lyrics:
You kissed me and stopped me from shaking.
"Memory (from 'Cats')"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the dog comes, tonight will be a memory, too.
Original Lyrics:
When the dawn comes, tonight will be a memory, too.
"New York City Rhythm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, "New York!"
Original Lyrics:
Nueva York
Nueva York is Spanish for New York.
"Oh Julie"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I want you lonely
Original Lyrics:
'cause I want you only
"Read 'em and Weep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And everything's great
Original Lyrics:
And everything's blank
"Read 'em and Weep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could only find the boys that would speak
Original Lyrics:
If I could only find a voice I would speak
"Read 'em and Weep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's running silently angry and deep
Original Lyrics:
It's running silent and angry and deep
"Ready to Take a Chance Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But not fare thee well
Original Lyrics:
But not very well
"Ready to Take a Chance Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No jokes, no surprises
Original Lyrics:
No jolts, no surprises
"Ready to Take a Chance Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You remind me I live on a shelf
Original Lyrics:
You remind me I live in a shell
"She's A Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
God inspired the microphone
Original Lyrics:
A goddess by the microphone
"Ships" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like two ships that crash in the night
Original Lyrics:
Like those ships that pass in the night
"Ships" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like two shits that pass in the night
Original Lyrics:
Like two ships that pass in the night
"Ships" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Microchips that pass in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Like two ships that pass in the night.
"Ships" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We only read you when you're right
Original Lyrics:
We only read you when you write
"Ships" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're still here
Peaches and queer, out of sight.
Peaches and queer, out of sight.
Original Lyrics:
We're still here
It's just that we're out of sight.
It's just that we're out of sight.
"Some Kind of Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your Mazda running built for two
Original Lyrics:
Got your Maserati built for two
"Something's Comin' Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you were in my blood
Original Lyrics:
There's fury in my blood
"Somewhere Down the Road" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those drinks of yours
Original Lyrics:
Those dreams of yours
"Somewhere in the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything lovers canoe
Original Lyrics:
Everything lovers can know
"Somewhere in the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Music too magic to win
Original Lyrics:
Music too magic to end
"This One's For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've done a hundred Zonks
Original Lyrics:
I've done a hundred songs
"This One's For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This one will make a sale
Original Lyrics:
This one will never sell
"Tryin' To Get The Feeling Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor, my Walter
Original Lyrics:
Doctor, my woman
"Tryin' to Get the Feeling Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It seemed to disappear as fast it can
Original Lyrics:
It seemed to disappear as fast as it came
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So are things so bad?
Original Lyrics:
So Earth ain't so bad.
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thoughts of me holding you,
bring in a sneer
bring in a sneer
Original Lyrics:
Thoughts of me holding you,
bringing us near
bringing us near
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thoughts of me, hold in you, bringing us near.
Original Lyrics:
But thoughts of me, holding you, bringing us near.
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time in the airplane took me away
To long rocky beaches and you by the bay
To long rocky beaches and you by the bay
Original Lyrics:
Time in New England took me away
To long rocky beaches and you by the bay
To long rocky beaches and you by the bay
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time in the winged plane
To long rocky beaches and you by the bay
To long rocky beaches and you by the bay
Original Lyrics:
Time in New England took me away
To long rocky beaches and you by the bay
To long rocky beaches and you by the bay
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To long rocky binges
Original Lyrics:
To long rocky beaches
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To long rotten beaches,
and you by the bay
and you by the bay
Original Lyrics:
To long rocky beaches,
and you by the bay
and you by the bay
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To long rotten peaches
And you by the bay.
And you by the bay.
Original Lyrics:
To long rocky beaches
And you by the bay.
And you by the bay.
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When will I ride me?
Original Lyrics:
When will our eyes meet?
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When will I rise me?
Original Lyrics:
When will our eyes meet?
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When will I write me?
Original Lyrics:
When will our eyes meet?
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When will arise me
Original Lyrics:
When will our eyes meet
"Weekend In New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When will this strong girl relent?
Original Lyrics:
When will this strong yearning end?
"Weekend in New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel brave and dairy
Original Lyrics:
I feel brave and daring
"Weekend in New England" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When will this strong gurning end?
Original Lyrics:
When will this strong yearning end?
"You're My Only Girl (Jenny)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I let you live?
Original Lyrics:
How could I let you leave?
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