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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Dean Martin
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There are 103 misheard song lyrics for Dean Martin on amIright currently.
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"A Marshmallow World"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the arms of the Elvis dream trees
Original Lyrics:
In the arms of the evergreen trees
"A Marshmallow World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a 3D day
Original Lyrics:
It's a whipped cream day
"A Marshmallow World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a minty day
Original Lyrics:
It's a whipped cream day
"A Marshmallow World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a mystery day
or
It's a mystery date
or
It's a mystery date
Original Lyrics:
It's a whipped cream day
"A Marshmallow World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a whispering day
Original Lyrics:
It's a whipped cream day
"A Marshmallow World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a wintry day
Original Lyrics:
It's a whipped cream day
"A Marshmallow World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tigger walk with your favorite girl
Original Lyrics:
Take a walk with your favorite girl
"Ain't That a Kick in the Head?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How yucky can one guy be?
Original Lyrics:
How lucky can one guy be?
"Ain't That a Kick in the Head?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Joanna once said
Original Lyrics:
Like the fella once said
"Ain't That a Kick in the Head?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockapella once said
Original Lyrics:
Like the fella once said
"Ain't That a Kick in the Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The world was completely black
Original Lyrics:
The room was completely back
"Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really can't pay
Original Lyrics:
I really can't stay
"Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really can't sleep
Original Lyrics:
I really can't stay
"Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, lend me your comb
Original Lyrics:
Say, lend me your coat
"Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ladies might think
Original Lyrics:
The neighbors might think
"Baby, It’s Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you got ammonia and died
Original Lyrics:
If you caught pneumonia and died
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody Rice-a-Roni sometimes
Original Lyrics:
Everybody loves somebody sometimes
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody finds some money someplace.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody finds somebody someplace.
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody loves some money sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody loves somebody sometimes.
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants some money sometimes.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody loves somebody sometimes.
This was released in the 60s, not the 50s!
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants somebody sometimes
Original Lyrics:
Everybody loves somebody sometimes
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had it in my power
I would arrange for every girl to have a child.
I would arrange for every girl to have a child.
Original Lyrics:
If I had it in my power
I would arrange for every girl to have your charm.
I would arrange for every girl to have your charm.
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sunshine is now
Original Lyrics:
My sometime is now
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in your kids just told me
Original Lyrics:
Something in your kiss just told me
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something that your kids just sold me
Original Lyrics:
Something in your kiss just told me
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something your kids just told me
Original Lyrics:
Something in your kiss just told me
"Everybody Loves Somebody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That sometime is now
Original Lyrics:
My sometime is now
"Gentle On My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's snowing and your door is always open.
Original Lyrics:
It's knowing that your door is always open.
"Going Back To Houston"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going back to you stink
You stink
You stink.
You stink
You stink.
Original Lyrics:
Going back to Houston
Houston
Houston.
Houston
Houston.
"I Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'm ill
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I will
"I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the flames grow higher
Original Lyrics:
And the flames rose higher
"I’ve Got My Love to Keep You Warm"
Misheard Lyrics:
My logs on fire
Original Lyrics:
My heart’s on fire
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my deer were still good-byeing
Original Lyrics:
And my dear, we're still good-byeing
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
Misheard Lyrics:
But as long as you love the snow
Original Lyrics:
But as long as you love me so
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the fire just sold the light bulbs
Original Lyrics:
But the fire is so delightful
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
Misheard Lyrics:
How I hate going into the store
Original Lyrics:
How I hate going out in the storm
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
Misheard Lyrics:
How I hate going out in the snow
Original Lyrics:
How I hate going out in the storm
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
Misheard Lyrics:
The nights have gone way down low
Original Lyrics:
The lights are turned way down low
"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Word is no
Original Lyrics:
Let it snow
"Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire is so de-dying
Original Lyrics:
The fire is slowly dying
"Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some porn for copying.
And I've bought some porn for copying.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some corn for popping.
And I've bought some corn for popping.
"Little Ole Wine Drinker, Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause my baby left a floater on a train.
Original Lyrics:
'cause my baby left for Florida on a train.
"Memories Are Made Of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget a small Marie
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget a small moonbeam.
"Memories Are Made Of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget a small O.D.
or
Don't forget a small, low leek.
or
Don't forget a small, low leek.
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget a small moonbeam.
"Memories Are Made Of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take one fresh hand and a kiss.
Original Lyrics:
Take one fresh and tender kiss.
"Memories Are Made of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget a snowmobile
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget a small moonbeam.
"Memories Are Made of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Melodies are made of this
Original Lyrics:
Memories are made of this
"Memories Are Made of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
One girl, one toy
Original Lyrics:
One girl, one boy
"Memories Are Made of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
One love, true life
Original Lyrics:
One love through life
"Memories Are Made of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
The message you gave to me
Original Lyrics:
The mem'ries you gave to me
"Memories Are Made of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then add the wedding bells,
One house where love is swell
Three little kids on the table
One house where love is swell
Three little kids on the table
Original Lyrics:
Then add the wedding bells,
One house where lovers dwell
Three little kids for the flavor
One house where lovers dwell
Three little kids for the flavor
"Memories Are Made of This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then add the wedding vows
Original Lyrics:
Then add the wedding bells
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rudy the red-d*ck reindeer
Original Lyrics:
Rudy the red-beaked reindeer
Hope this isn't too offensive.
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear the sound of violence long before it begins.
Original Lyrics:
I can hear the sound of violins long before it begins.
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the lazy ocean monster show
Original Lyrics:
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Other dancers may pee on the floor
Dear by my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go wee
Dear by my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go wee
Original Lyrics:
Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear by my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak
Dear by my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Other dancers may pee on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Other dancers may be on the floor.
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Morongo rhythm starts to play
Original Lyrics:
When the rumba rhythm starts to play
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Remember Rhythm starts to play
Original Lyrics:
When the rumba rhythm starts to play
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the riddler rhythm starts to play
Original Lyrics:
When the rumba rhythm starts to play
"Sway"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we sway I go 'Whhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee!'
Original Lyrics:
When we sway I go weak.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in Monopoly
Original Lyrics:
Back in old Napoli
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in old martini
Original Lyrics:
Back in old Napoli
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Monopoly where love is keen
When boy meets girl
Here's why they sink
When boy meets girl
Here's why they sink
Original Lyrics:
In Napoli where love is king
When boy meets girl
Here's what they sing
When boy meets girl
Here's what they sing
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
In monotony when love is king
Original Lyrics:
In Napoli where love is king
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
In monotony where love is Kim
Original Lyrics:
In Napoli where love is king
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a big Easter bunny
Original Lyrics:
Like a big pizza pie
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hit your eye
Like a big pizza pie
It's a gourmet.
Like a big pizza pie
It's a gourmet.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky like a big piece of pie.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky
Like a big piece o' pie
That's amore.
Like a big piece o' pie
That's amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky
Like a big pizza pie
Eat some more, eh?
Like a big pizza pie
Eat some more, eh?
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky
Like a big pizza pie
Have some more, eh?
Like a big pizza pie
Have some more, eh?
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky
Like a big pizza pie
It's a moon ray.
Like a big pizza pie
It's a moon ray.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky
Like a big pizza pie
Like a big pizza pie
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Like a big pizza pie
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits the sky
With a big piece of pie
Catch some more hay.
With a big piece of pie
Catch some more hay.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore!
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie, that's amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie
Get some more in.
Get some more in.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie
That's so boring.
That's so boring.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's L'amore.
That's L'amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's Zamora.
That's Zamora.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big piece of pie
That's a moray.
Like a big piece of pie
That's a moray.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big piece of pie
Like a big piece of pie
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Like a big pizza pie
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Add some ore egg.
Like a big pizza pie
Add some ore egg.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's an order.
Like a big pizza pie
That's an order.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a fish-finger pie...
Like a fish-finger pie...
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie...
Like a big pizza pie...
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
With a big pizza pie
That's amore.
With a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
like a big piece of pie
like a big piece of pie
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
like a big pizza pie
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eyes
Like a big big surprise
That's amore.
Like a big big surprise
That's amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the moon lights the sky
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Original Lyrics:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you dance down the street with a clod at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
Original Lyrics:
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you dance down the street with a clown at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
Original Lyrics:
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you walk down the street with a crowd at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
Original Lyrics:
When you walk down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you walk down the street with the crowd at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
Original Lyrics:
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love.
You're in love.
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you walk in a dream, but you know you're not drinking
Signore
Signore
Original Lyrics:
When you walk in a dream but you know you're not dreaming
Signore
Signore
"That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you walk in a drink
But you know you're not drinking
But you know you're not drinking
Original Lyrics:
When you walk in a dream
But you know you're not dreaming
But you know you're not dreaming
"That’s Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you walk and you drink
Original Lyrics:
When you walk in a dream
"Volare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Colare, oh, oh
Contare, oh, oh, oh, oh
Debloon depinto debloon
Dimigo di sadimantoo.
Contare, oh, oh, oh, oh
Debloon depinto debloon
Dimigo di sadimantoo.
Original Lyrics:
Volare, oh, oh
Volare, oh, oh, oh, oh
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lassu.
Volare, oh, oh, oh, oh
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lassu.
"Volare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us leave this confusion
And all this illusion behind
And all this illusion behind
Original Lyrics:
Let us leave the confusion
And all disillusion behind
And all disillusion behind
"Volare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, lawdy!
Original Lyrics:
Volare!
"Volare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ole
Original Lyrics:
Volare
"Volare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Volare, oh, oh
Volare, oh, oh, oh, oh
Nell blew deep into the blue
Felicity stole a lasso.
Volare, oh, oh, oh, oh
Nell blew deep into the blue
Felicity stole a lasso.
Original Lyrics:
Volare, oh, oh
Volare, oh, oh, oh, oh
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lassu.
Volare, oh, oh, oh, oh
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Felice di stare lassu.
"Volare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love and tiddlywinks
Original Lyrics:
Your love has given me wings
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire
As we dream by the fire
As we dream by the fire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
As we dream by the fire
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