Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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There are 15 misheard song lyrics for Mental As Anything on amIright currently.
"Live It Up"
A close encounter with a hard hatted man
A close encounter with a hard hearted man
"Live It Up"
But if you laugh, you live in this town
But if you laughed you'd level this town
"Live It Up"
Hello girl, let's disappoint
Hey lonely girl, that's just the point
"Live It Up"
Hello girl, that's just the point
OR
How long girl, that's just the point
Hey lonely girl, that's just the point
"Live It Up"
Hey local girl
Hey lonely girl
"Live It Up"
If you smile, you won't fall down
On all the people in this pickup joint
If you smiled, the walls would fall down
On all the people in this pickup joint
"Live It Up"
Just dance with me, don't question why
Just answer me the question why
"Live It Up"
Let me warm your hands against the coal
Let me warm your hands against the cold
"Live It Up"
You, besides the Datsun
You, beside the dance floor
"The Nips Are Getting Bigger"
A rat ran out of fear, I took to looking at the daughter
I ran right out of beer, I took a look into the larder
"The Nips Are Getting Bigger"
Her hips are getting bigger
The nips are getting bigger
"The Nips Are Getting Bigger"
I hate gays
The nips are getting bigger
"The Nips Are Getting Bigger"
The bits are getting digger
The nips are getting bigger
"The Nips Are Getting Bigger"
The tits are getting bigger
The nips are getting bigger
"Too Many Times"
The doctor was a w***er, couldn't do any good.
The doctor that I went to couldn't do any good.